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Title: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 05:06:57 AM: :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:24:19 AM: http://gingerkids.org/ (http://gingerkids.org/)

(http://gingerkids.org/images/index_08.jpg)

Welcome to the International Ginger Kids Foundation website.

The International Ginger Kids Foundation, or IGKF ,is a not-for-profit organization founded in 2002. The goal of the IGKF is to achieve equality, understanding, tolerance, and acceptance for Ginger Kids all over the world. Gingervitis is a serious disease affecting millions of people. Every day 1337 children are born with gingervitis in the United States alone. Not only do these special people have to struggle with a life long disease in which there is no known cure, they are often the target of ridicule and jokes. The only way we will ever find a cure is if we work together.

Our Mission

The mission of the IGKF is to achieve equality, understanding, tolerance, and acceptance for Ginger Kids all over the world. Although we hope to one day find a cure for Gingervitis, we will strive to teach the world about this disease; and make the world a better place for Ginger Kids until then.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:29:32 AM: Frequently Asked Questions About Gingervitis
and Ginger Kids.

(http://gingerkids.org/images/sad.jpg)

1) What is Gingervitis?

Gingervitis is a serious hereditary disease caused by a recessive gene. It can lay dormant for years and two perfectly healthy parents can have Ginger Babies. Gingervitis affects millions of people world wide. The symptoms of gingervitis include: Red hair, pale skin, and freckles, a "Soulless" feeling. Some Ginger Kids may show symptoms such as violence and depression. Although Gingervitis is not a life threatening disease it can be very serious. There is currently no known cure and very little treatment for Gingervitis.

2) Is Gingervitis contagious?

No, Ginger Kids are born with Gingervitis. It is hereditary and cannot be contracted in any other way.

3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?

Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.

4) Do Ginger Kids have Souls?

Unfortunately no, Ginger Kids are born without souls. A common misconception is that you need a soul to survive. This is completely false. Ginger Kids are people just like everyone else, even if they don’t have souls. Many Ginger Kids live happy, healthy, productive lives devoid of any sort of soul.

5) If a Ginger Kid bites me what should I do?

If you have been bitten by a Ginger Kid immediately wash the wound with soap and water. If you have alcohol or peroxide apply it to the wound. Then call your local poison control for further assistance.

6) Why do Ginger kids get such a bad reputation?

Ginger Kids are commonly stereotyped because a number of famous Ginger Kids have set bad examples. Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name. Don't be fooled, although these famous people are Gingers. A large numbers of Ginger Kids are nothing like them. Some Gingers have even protested these figures because of the harm they have done.

7) Why do people call Ginger Kids "fire crotch"? Are there crotches really on fire?

A common misconception is that Ginger Kids' crotches are actually engulfed in flames. The truth is "fire crotch" comes from the fact that Ginger Kids have red pubic hair. It is similar to the nickname "Carrot Top".

Have a question not answered here? Send an email to info@gingerkids.org and ask. If we feel your question is important we will put it on the IGKF website.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:32:59 AM: Ginger Kid Statistics.

Gingers Kids:

* 324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.

* 10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.

* 30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.

* 20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.

* 80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.

* 20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.

* 95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:

o Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
o Sharing food
o Intercourse
o Sharing blood
o Kissing the opposite sex.
o Having Friends

Common statistics:

* 15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.

* 12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.

* 63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling.

* 80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls.

* 20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this.

* 55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:36:52 AM: (http://gingerkids.org/images/wapt.jpg)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 01, 2007, 06:45:32 AM: something about pig tails & knee high socks = teh hot
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:55:40 AM: SUPPORT!!!!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Lord Humungous on March 01, 2007, 06:58:16 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:36:52 AM
(http://gingerkids.org/images/wapt.jpg)

Did your dad knock your tooth out, buddy? :'(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 01, 2007, 08:14:02 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:29:32 AM

3) Are Ginger Kids dangerous?

Although some Ginger Kids may be dangerous, many others are not. Ginger Kids do have a genetic predisposition towards anger and depression, but this is caused by there appearance and often times amplified by taunting and harassment. Contrary to popular belief, many Ginger Kids live healthy, happy lives.

O RLY? ::)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 01, 2007, 08:19:01 AM: I thought it was a gum disease
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 09:28:57 AM: Quote from: Medford on March 01, 2007, 08:19:01 AM
I thought it was a gum disease

No, that is gingivitis.

That is why I am trying to get the word out! Gingervitis is an overlooked condition because usually when people hear of someone who has it, they think they have a dental problem easily resolved by good dental hygiene.

Please spread the word on gingervitis, and help a ginger kid today!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 01, 2007, 02:41:03 PM: thank you for clearing that up so cromulently*

made up word for suspiciously made up disease
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: benchmstr on March 01, 2007, 05:08:02 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 01, 2007, 06:36:52 AM
(http://gingerkids.org/images/wapt.jpg)
what the fuck is that :-X,that girl has more than likely killed herself by now ;)

bench
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Lord Humungous on March 01, 2007, 08:59:50 PM: Go Greece Ridge Soccer!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:45:47 AM: Quote from: benchmstr on March 01, 2007, 05:08:02 PM
what the fuck is that :-X,that girl has more than likely killed herself by now ;)

bench

that girl is a survivor!!! >:(

Look at teh smile despite her affliction!!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 02, 2007, 07:32:04 AM: last time I was at the grocery store buying kitty litter....

buy one bag & get a free ginger kid was included.

I put the bag back on the shelf & decided to shop at a different store
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 09:10:37 AM: Ginger Kids are not given away as promotional items. >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 02, 2007, 09:34:32 AM: I hear they are "biters" & claw on furniture
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 11:41:17 AM: Quote from: knny187 on March 02, 2007, 09:34:32 AM
I hear they are "biters" & claw on furniture

Gingers only do that in the bedroom.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 12:12:48 PM: Why are so many ginger girls totally busted?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Butterbean on March 02, 2007, 01:08:30 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 12:12:48 PM
Why are so many ginger girls totally busted?
???

:)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Butterbean on March 02, 2007, 01:10:44 PM: :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 02, 2007, 03:08:18 PM: great finds, stella
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 03:27:20 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 12:12:48 PM
Why are so many ginger girls totally busted?

Support Ginger Kids!!!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 02, 2007, 03:49:45 PM: from this.................... ...
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 02, 2007, 03:50:35 PM: To this............
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 02, 2007, 03:51:29 PM: I am proud to say I officially support Ginger Kids
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 04:03:21 PM: Sure, you can fiind a few exceptions but they are usually a few hot ones and a whole slew of totally busted ones. Even harder to find is an average looking redhead. You typically end up with a quirky looking girl that has an assload of freckles, big hips, knock knees and scragly hair.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 02, 2007, 04:39:35 PM: please post The Picture that Won't Die. :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 04:42:23 PM: Quote from: Medford on March 02, 2007, 04:39:35 PM
please post The Picture that Won't Die. :)

The nose pic?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 04:53:55 PM: Quote from: Medford on March 02, 2007, 04:39:35 PM
please post The Picture that Won't Die. :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 04:56:01 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 04:53:55 PM

Thanks for proving my point, LOL!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~weed~ on March 02, 2007, 04:57:25 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 04:03:21 PM
Sure, you can fiind a few exceptions but they are usually a few hot ones and a whole slew of totally busted ones. Even harder to find is an average looking redhead. You typically end up with a quirky looking girl that has an assload of freckles, big hips, knock knees and scragly hair.

Are you saying all gingers look alike drkock?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~weed~ on March 02, 2007, 04:58:39 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 04:56:01 PM
Thanks for proving my point, LOL!

>:(

I tried to support YOUR month!!!! >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 05:04:28 PM: Quote from: ~weed~ on March 02, 2007, 04:58:39 PM

>:(

I tried to support YOUR month!!!! >:(

I am being supportive.

Heck, the Germans used to torture red-headed kids/people to death. Thought red hair had something to do with the devil.

Where do you think the whole "beaten like a red-headed step child" saying came from?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:17:41 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 05:04:28 PM
I am being supportive.

Heck, the Germans used to torture red-headed kids/people to death. Thought red hair had something to do with the devil.

Where do you think the whole "beaten like a red-headed step child" saying came from?

Why don't you find the cure for gingervitis. I bet you could win the Peace Prize!

>:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 05:19:34 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:17:41 PM

Why don't you find the cure for gingervitis. I bet you could win the Peace Prize!

>:(

Birth control.

Where's my prize?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:22:42 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 05:19:34 PM
Birth control.

Where's my prize?

that would end the population. You are saying you would rather have the human species die off than to have gingers around you??

drkock!!! you are an anti-ginite!!! >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 02, 2007, 05:23:21 PM: Ever go into a bar and order a Redheaded Slut? :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:29:21 PM: I am not feeling alot of support for the Ginger Kids. >:(

These are exactly the kind of racist-like attitudes that gingers face.

Can't we all get along? Let the gingers live in peace.

YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN US!!! >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:34:15 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:22:42 PM

that would end the population. You are saying you would rather have the human species die off than to have gingers around you??
>:(

I'm pretty sure he meant birth control for just those who carry the ginger gene. :-\
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:35:58 PM: http://gorillamask.net/gingerkids.shtml (http://gorillamask.net/gingerkids.shtml)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:36:25 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:34:15 PM
I'm pretty sure he meant birth control for just those who carry the ginger gene. :-\

So why not find a cure for the ginger gene? >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:37:13 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 05:04:28 PM

Heck, the Germans used to torture red-headed kids/people to death. Thought red hair had something to do with the devil.

Actual text of a Hitler speech:

"Es ist Zeit für Rache!
Wir müssen die Gingers ausrotten!!"
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:37:59 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:36:25 PM
So why not find a cure for the ginger gene? >:(

Birth control is easier?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:40:17 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:37:59 PM

Birth control is easier?

You could be a carrier!!! :o

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:43:13 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:40:17 PM

You could be a carrier!!! :o

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

No one in my family has red hair... I'm safe. ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:46:16 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:43:13 PM

No one in my family has red hair... I'm safe. ;D

No one in mine did either. :)

No One is safe from the ginger gene.................... ....................

'cept maybe drkock.................. ........................ .............

but we all know black history is not always dark.................... ...........

;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:53:16 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:46:16 PM

No One is safe from the ginger gene.................... ....................

;D

I am.

Basic high-school biology genetics: The gene for blond hair is recessive. My father had blond hair. Therefore his genotype is two genes for blond hair. All he could have contributed to me is a blond-hair gene. I have brown hair, which i inherited from my mother. Therefore my genotype is one gene for brown hair and one gene for blond, with the blond gene being recessive and the brown gene being dominant. Since we only have two genes for each trait, one from each parent, I DON'T have the ginger gene. :P
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 02, 2007, 05:54:35 PM: I'll share the recipie for a Redheaded Slut.

Redheaded Slut:

1. Rock glass

2. Mixing cup with ice

3. half ounce Jaggermeister

4. half ounce peach schnapps

5. splash cranberry juice

6. shake and strain into empty rock glass
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:59:41 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 05:53:16 PM

I am.

Basic high-school biology genetics: The gene for blond hair is recessive. My father had blond hair. Therefore his genotype is two genes for blond hair. All he could have contributed to me is a blond-hair gene. I have brown hair, which i inherited from my mother. Therefore my genotype is one gene for brown hair and one gene for blond, with the blond gene being recessive and the brown gene being dominant. Since we only have two genes for each trait, one from each parent, I DON'T have the ginger gene. :P

the ginger gene might have mutated 8)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: drkaje on March 02, 2007, 06:13:17 PM: None of my kids turned out red-headed, LOL!

I would have been a little suspicious, to say the least.

There's always Nice~N~Easy. They could go underground. :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 06:22:12 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 02, 2007, 05:59:41 PM
the ginger gene might have mutated 8)

Are you saying you're a mutant? :o
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 02, 2007, 06:29:09 PM: that sounds like a good drink, by the way. I love Jag
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 02, 2007, 07:10:11 PM: I have small % of ginger in the blood stream.

I have a sprig here or there thats red. Whenever I seen one....I pull it out
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 03, 2007, 11:28:17 AM: Ginger Dogs need support too!:
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 03, 2007, 03:15:26 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 03, 2007, 11:28:17 AM
Ginger Dogs need support too!:

someone is up on the bed
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 03, 2007, 03:19:24 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 03, 2007, 11:28:17 AM
Ginger Dogs need support too!:
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: benchmstr on March 03, 2007, 09:52:17 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 02, 2007, 04:53:55 PM

i would still fuck her in the pooper

bench
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 03, 2007, 09:54:09 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on March 03, 2007, 09:52:17 PM
i would still fuck her in the pooper

Who wouldn't?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: benchmstr on March 03, 2007, 10:34:23 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 03, 2007, 09:54:09 PM

Who wouldn't?
the shadow wouldnt but just because he is afraid of the pusy

bench
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 03, 2007, 11:14:02 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on March 03, 2007, 10:34:23 PM
the shadow wouldnt but just because he is afraid of the pusy

bench

She'd snap the Shadow in two!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 04, 2007, 07:19:25 AM: don't make me angry >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 04, 2007, 09:52:44 AM: I agree......you don't want to go to the dark side
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: benchmstr on March 04, 2007, 10:05:00 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 04, 2007, 07:19:25 AM

don't make me angry >:(
consider it a complement ;)

bench
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 05, 2007, 05:26:23 AM: Ginger Separatist Movement
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Lord Humungous on March 05, 2007, 05:49:16 AM: I have some ginger in my beard but its getting mostly grey now, I dont really think its an issue to be honest.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 05, 2007, 07:33:03 AM: Ever heard the expression...

"Beat them like a Red-Headed Step Child"

I wonder where that came from or how it started?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: benchmstr on March 05, 2007, 05:20:44 PM: Quote from: knny187 on March 05, 2007, 07:33:03 AM
Ever heard the expression...

"Beat them like a Red-Headed Step Child"

I wonder where that came from or how it started?
because it was long thaught that you could beat the evil out of those un-holy bastards.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 06, 2007, 03:51:19 PM: You can never beat the unholy out of the soulless. >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 06, 2007, 04:17:25 PM: sure will be fun trying
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2007, 05:35:04 PM: Quote from: knny187 on March 06, 2007, 04:17:25 PM
sure will be fun trying
hell yeah we'll beat those bitches like they owe us money ;D

bench
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 06, 2007, 06:23:17 PM: hi flower. :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 06, 2007, 06:59:51 PM: Quote from: benchmstr on March 06, 2007, 05:35:04 PM
hell yeah we'll beat those bitches like they owe us money ;D

bench

no...we beat them like a pinata
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: benchmstr on March 06, 2007, 07:12:54 PM: Quote from: knny187 on March 06, 2007, 06:59:51 PM
no...we beat them like a pinata
hell yeah,until they explode

bench
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 06, 2007, 07:14:20 PM: Quote from: knny187 on March 06, 2007, 06:59:51 PM
no...we beat them like a pinata

does candy fall out of them? :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 06, 2007, 09:39:47 PM: Quote from: Medford on March 06, 2007, 07:14:20 PM
does candy fall out of them? :)

ginger snaps & fireballs

;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: chaos on March 06, 2007, 09:41:55 PM: I've never done a real ginger :'( :'(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: knny187 on March 07, 2007, 07:37:21 AM: Quote from: chaos on March 06, 2007, 09:41:55 PM
I've never done a real ginger :'( :'(

Have you ever had gasoline dumped on you & set on fire?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 07, 2007, 10:39:26 AM: Fire Crotch!!
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 07, 2007, 04:04:55 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 07, 2007, 10:39:26 AM

Fire Crotch!!

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/that70sshowpresentsjammin/fire.htm
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: chaos on March 07, 2007, 05:53:43 PM: Quote from: knny187 on March 07, 2007, 07:37:21 AM

Have you ever had gasoline dumped on you & set on fire?
yes yes I have :'(

but revenge was sweet ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 07, 2007, 06:16:57 PM: click on the link for the Fire song lyrics by the Ohio Players :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 09, 2007, 04:44:35 PM: http://www.dougbarber.com/red/ (http://www.dougbarber.com/red/)

http://www.marijuanastrains.com/redhairmarijuana.html (http://www.marijuanastrains.com/redhairmarijuana.html)

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Redheads were a favorite subject of 19th-century British artists, including the Pre-Raphaelites. Many of the most famous Victorian paintings featured red-haired ladies.
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The Egyptians regarded the color as so unlucky that they had a ceremony to burn redheaded maidens alive to wipe out the tint, but it has failed. There are still people with red hair.
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In Denmark it's an honor to have a redheaded child. In Corsica if you pass one on the street, you spit and turn around. In Poland it's said if you pass three redheads, you'll win the state lottery.
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In ancient Egypt redheads were sacrificial victims buried alive in homage to the god Osiris. The ancient Romans paid a premium for redheaded slaves. Redheads have often been feared as the most potent of witches and sorcerers. In Holland, redheads are still considered to be agents of misfortune -- perhaps a memory of Viking invasions. "Redheaded women are either violent or false, and usually are both," holds a French proverb.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 09, 2007, 04:45:50 PM: Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch

Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.

Q: What's safer: a redhead or a pirahna?
A: The pirahna. They only attack in schools.

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great jokes."

Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds

Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.

Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something

Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.

Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.

Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 09, 2007, 04:47:40 PM: A redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms.

He replies, "Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?"

She replies, "No sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to hang out here until someone does.

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Two sailors on shore leave, walking down the street. They spot a beautiful blonde.

First sailor asks his friend "Have you ever slept with a blonde?" Second sailor replies that he has.

They walk on further and see an even more beautiful brunette.

First Sailor: Have you ever slept with a brunette?"

Second Sailor" Why yes, in fact I've slept with brunettes on many occasions" They walk on a little further, and see a gorgeous redhead, who leaves the other two girls for dead.

First Sailor:" Have you ever slept with a redhead then?"

His companion looks at him and replies "Not a wink!"
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 09, 2007, 04:50:49 PM: * Redheads "are deemed to be the emotional slaves of our colouring as no other group," writes redheaded Nicola Tyrer in the Daily Telegraph; short temper and sexual fieriness are attributed to them. In France, to be redheaded is thought to be a fate so dire that some women have formed a Proud to be Red association.

* Percentages of redheads in different countries range from single digits to a fraction of 1 per cent -- a recent estimate for France is 0.03 per cent of people. (A 1977 estimate for North America is 4 per cent.) Redheads generally are more numerous in northern latitudes, but also turn up among Hungarians, Egyptians, Israelis and certain Nigerian tribes.

* "In Denmark it is an honour to have a redheaded child. In Corsica, if you pass one in the street you spit and turn around. In Poland, if you pass three red-heads you'll win the state lottery," claims Sylvia Stevez, the Parisian founder of Association Francaise des Rousses.

* Harvard dermatologist Madhu Pathak calls redheads "three-time losers" because their red pigment is an inadequate filter of sunlight and their skin is more susceptible to sunburn, skin cancer and wrinkling with age.

* There are two kinds of redhead, says Mary Spillane, managing director of British image consultants Colour Me Beautiful. There's "the autumn type with hazel eyes," and the Celtic type with translucent skin, light eyes and carrot top -- leprechaun redness "that people have trouble with."

* Redheads have always been thought untrustworthy. As a 17th-century Frenchman observed, "Judas, it is said, was red-haired."

* Superstitions: red hair is unlucky; it's lucky to rub your hand on a redhead's head; bees sting redheads more readily. The Egyptians regarded the colour as so unlucky that they had a ceremony in which they burned red-headed maidens alive to wipe out the tint, says author Claudie De Lys.

* In 1960, a contributor to the journal of the British Folklore Society wrote: "Before the ship was due to sail, I became aware of a muttering outside my door. I asked the captain what it was all about and... he replied that the [men in the] fo'castle did not want to sail with a strange red-haired woman aboard, especially as the cargo was iron ore."

* Redheads, used to attention and teasing, can be good-natured about their condition. After journalist/rebel William Lyon Mackenzie went bald from a fever, he acquired a red wig and would wave it in the air and thwack friends with it when amused.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 09, 2007, 05:02:44 PM: According to a legend, Prince Idon of Mu discovered Atlantis just in time to move his people to the new Continent before his land was destroyed by natural catastrophe.

He came to Atlantis during sunset, and immediately fell in love with the new land. The sky and clouds were of beautiful red color, reflecting the rays of the setting sun. The leaves of trees were moved by a gentle breeze.

Prince Idon wanted to save that beauty for all generations to see. His wish came true. The image was permanently imprinted in his own looks. His hair turned red, like the color of the sky. His face was covered with freckles, the image of the leaves.

Ever since then, any time someone is looking at a redhead, he sees the image of that first sunset in Atlantis.

Because every single redhead descended from Prince Idon, who then became the first King of Atlantis, every redhead is a Prince or a Princess of Atlantis.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Deadpool on March 10, 2007, 10:27:54 AM: is it just me, or is Ginger Awareness month more of a hit than Black History last month?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 10, 2007, 10:54:57 AM: Red is the new black!! ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: chaos on March 11, 2007, 02:04:28 PM: Quote from: Medford on March 10, 2007, 10:27:54 AM
is it just me, or is Ginger Awareness month more of a hit than Black History last month?
gingers are 8) , blacks are... :-X
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 14, 2007, 05:46:06 AM: Gingons!!

*pic originally posted by euro , so he doesn't have a pansy fit
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 14, 2007, 05:56:04 AM: Thats Dan18 in disguise.... :D
Always thought he was a ginger associate... :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 14, 2007, 06:12:40 AM: IN SUPPORT OF FLOWERS GINGER MOVMENT IM GOING TO DYE MY PUPES RED THAT IS ALL
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 14, 2007, 06:14:26 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 14, 2007, 06:12:40 AM
IN SUPPORT OF FLOWERS GINGER MOVMENT IM GOING TO DYE MY PUPES RED THAT IS ALL

You are going to be one smelly bastard man...everybody knows that gingers smell like piggys in heat when they sweat.... :o :D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 14, 2007, 06:15:28 AM: Quote from: RUDE BUOY on March 14, 2007, 06:12:40 AM
IN SUPPORT OF FLOWERS GINGER MOVMENT IM GOING TO DYE MY PUPES RED THAT IS ALL

Pics please! Thanks for your support rudester!!! :-*
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 15, 2007, 12:07:53 PM: Gingers kid in a bottle!! :o
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 15, 2007, 12:10:45 PM: Pissed Off Ginger Kid getting shot!!

http://www.globecom2005.org/play-1520.html (http://www.globecom2005.org/play-1520.html)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 15, 2007, 12:25:42 PM: Don't mess with a ginger!! >:(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 16, 2007, 08:20:49 AM: Tomorrow is a big day for the Gingers!!

:D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 16, 2007, 10:43:14 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 15, 2007, 12:25:42 PM
Don't mess with a ginger!! >:(

Is that prins Harry from Engeland?... :-\
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 16, 2007, 10:49:31 AM: I have no clue,I don't think so?
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 16, 2007, 10:52:45 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 16, 2007, 10:49:31 AM
I have no clue,I don't think so?

He looks just like that pale sumafabitch... :o
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 16, 2007, 10:53:56 AM: Quote from: Euro-monster on March 16, 2007, 10:52:45 AM
He looks just like that pale sumafabitch... :o

are you saying he is a pale wales? ::)

that is not very supportive of gingers, btw >:( this is a support thread
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 16, 2007, 10:57:51 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 16, 2007, 10:53:56 AM
are you saying he is a pale wales? ::)

that is not very supportive of gingers, btw >:( this is a support thread

I ment pale as in Slippys pale...now you don't think slippy is a ginger now do you... ::)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 16, 2007, 12:18:51 PM: Quote from: Euro-monster on March 16, 2007, 10:57:51 AM
I ment pale as in Slippys pale...now you don't think slippy is a ginger now do you... ::)

He's not worthy. ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 16, 2007, 01:03:27 PM: Quote from: Euro-monster on March 16, 2007, 10:57:51 AM
I ment pale as in Slippys pale...now you don't think slippy is a ginger now do you... ::)

Slippy is a "daywalker".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=daywalker
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 16, 2007, 02:01:40 PM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 16, 2007, 01:03:27 PM
Slippy is a "daywalker".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=daywalker

Hahahaaa exactly GB.. ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:38:38 AM: Anyone wanna rub my head for luck today? :D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 17, 2007, 09:48:22 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:38:38 AM
Anyone wanna rub my head for luck today? :D

As long as you "rub" a few things for me in return! :D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:49:41 AM: You're not gonna get that lucky! ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 17, 2007, 09:51:14 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:49:41 AM

You're not gonna get that lucky! ;D

>:( :'(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:53:50 AM: I have no soul, whatta ya expect?

:-*
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 17, 2007, 09:54:35 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:53:50 AM

I have no soul, whatta ya expect?

:-*

I want you anyway! :D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:58:22 AM: You want my benzos ::)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 17, 2007, 10:38:07 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 09:58:22 AM

You want my benzos ::)

No,

actually I want to fuck your brains out.

But if you want to give me benzos too, I won't complain.
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 17, 2007, 10:40:50 AM: Quote from: G o a t b o y on March 17, 2007, 10:38:07 AM

No,

actually I want to fuck your brains out.

But if you want to give me benzos too, I won't complain.

then you wouldn't be able to do the former 8)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 18, 2007, 03:46:07 AM: Goatboy>Benzos>limp dick... ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 21, 2007, 06:08:29 PM: In support of Ginger Awareness Month, Comedy Central is showing the 'Ginger Kids' episode tonight, 9:30 EST

:)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: G o a t b o y on March 21, 2007, 06:44:15 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 21, 2007, 06:08:29 PM
In support of Ginger Awareness Month, Comedy Central is showing the 'Ginger Kids' episode tonight, 9:30 EST

:)

Watching it now.

I like when the doctor says, "there is no cure for gingervitis... he'll be like this his whole life. You might want to consider just putting him down now."

;D ;D
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on March 22, 2007, 02:58:10 PM: My parents were told that. :(
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: Euro-monster on March 23, 2007, 11:44:33 AM: Quote from: ~flower~ on March 22, 2007, 02:58:10 PM
My parents were told that. :(

Parents should always listen to what the doctor has to say and then act on that .. :)
Title: Re: Ginger Kids Awareness Month!
Post by: ~flower~ on May 23, 2007, 06:21:47 AM: *bump*