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Title: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 04, 2007, 03:44:05 PM
So, kids, you're walking in the supermarket and out from no-where comes an angry Derek Anthony foaming at the mouth ready to tear your head off.....what do ya do????






Well........ ;D





I give to you 3 great ways to beat Derek Anthony!!!



1.  Throw a dollar bill on the ground, his natural reflexes will cause him to pick it up and shake his ass.  Simply kick him in balls from there when he's distracted

2.  Signal the manager that there's spilled oil on the floor.  The manager will call for a janitor and take care of Derek for you

3.  Take a match and threaten to set him on fire.  There's no need for gasoline because.....well...you know.  He should immediately back up from you





There you have it kids.  Have a great day
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: Ozzy on March 04, 2007, 03:45:28 PM
hahahaha
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: Bluto on March 04, 2007, 03:46:08 PM
Shut up, you couldnt punch yourself out of a wet paperbag!
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: SteelePegasus on March 04, 2007, 03:46:45 PM
lol, the first 2 are very funny
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: monstermunch on March 04, 2007, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 04, 2007, 03:44:05 PM

2.  Signal the manager that there's spilled oil on the floor.  The manager will call for a janitor and take care of Derek for you



hahahahaha  ;D
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: Stavios on March 04, 2007, 03:54:51 PM
Vince if you seriously told Derek you would come to see him at the ASC and you didn't, you are the biggest pussy ever
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: The Squadfather on March 04, 2007, 03:57:12 PM
you better watch out, Derek is a master of the Crouching Blowjob Hidden Drag Queen method of self defense, his motto is Alakazzam Alakazzzooo, whip out that snake and i'll suck out the goo.
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: Dballn247 on March 04, 2007, 03:57:45 PM
Man you are swinging from his nuts pretty hard, you even started a thread about him.

HOMO!!!
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: HERACLES on March 04, 2007, 04:10:01 PM
All you guys are talking shit about him- meanwhile hes behind a booth at the expo-  has endorsements, is in mags- i know most are just bustng his balls, but there is no denying hes making some money in the sport..
Title: Re: How to successfully beat up Derek Anthony
Post by: monstermunch on March 04, 2007, 04:12:08 PM
Quote from: HERACLES on March 04, 2007, 04:10:01 PM
All you guys are talking shit about him- meanwhile hes behind a booth at the expo-  has endorsements, is in mags- i know most are just bustng his balls, but there is no denying hes making some money in the sport..

Is sucking old mens penis's and having your hole penetrated considered a sport these days? True... Derek is a champion.