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Title: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 06:39:28 AM
black that the bitch has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from biting her fingers, discuss.
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 08, 2007, 06:50:59 AM
when she eats pancakes she says "dis sure am good" hahaha
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: Tapeworm on March 08, 2007, 06:53:05 AM
...stretched.

Pushing out that giant head - it'd be be like the ship at the beginning of Spaceballs that just...keeps...on...comi ng.
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: dan18 on March 08, 2007, 07:06:50 AM
black that the bitch has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from biting her fingers, discuss.
shes so black she has to smile at night while crossing the street to avoid being hit by a car..
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 07:08:00 AM
shes so black she has to smile at night while crossing the street to avoid being hit by a car..
hahahahahaha, bitch is so black i tried to shoot her but the bullet came back to me and said, "i can't find the bitch".
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: dan18 on March 08, 2007, 07:15:48 AM
hahahahahaha, bitch is so black i tried to shoot her but the bullet came back to me and said, "i can't find the bitch".
shes so black night time is jealous..
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 07:51:03 AM
shes so black night time is jealous..
she's so black that when she stands in front of a white wall people think she's the hallway.
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: JimmyTheFish on March 08, 2007, 07:57:14 AM
so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 08:20:19 AM
she's so black and her teeth are so yellow that she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: JimmyTheFish on March 08, 2007, 08:38:06 AM
she is soo black she bleeds smoke  8)
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: dan18 on March 08, 2007, 09:22:42 AM
she pisses oil..
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: kiwiol on March 08, 2007, 10:02:18 AM
She is so black that if 'she' were a 'he' and had a 13" penis, Bluto would marry her/him
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: dan18 on March 08, 2007, 10:05:42 AM
She is so black that if 'she' were a 'he' and had a 13" penis, Bluto would marry her/him
Im going to forget you posted something this lame.........




























forgotten..
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: kiwiol on March 08, 2007, 10:13:13 AM
Im going to forget you posted something this lame.........
forgotten..

LOL, good point! I'll try harder next time :)
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on March 08, 2007, 10:41:12 AM
dan18's momma is so black................ because having a son with a forehead the size of the empire state building was such a burden she drank 6 litres of petrol and covered herself in bbq gas and set herself alight to end it


ta ta
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: dan18 on March 08, 2007, 12:09:03 PM
dan18's momma is so black................ because having a son with a forehead the size of the empire state building was such a burden she drank 6 litres of petrol and covered herself in bbq gas and set herself alight to end it


ta ta
You suck cock........what else needs to be said :-\
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 12:57:55 PM
Forehead18's mom is so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Title: Re: Dan18's mom is so............................
Post by: The_Punisher on March 08, 2007, 01:02:09 PM
Forehead18's mom is so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a grocery list.



That was funny squadfcuker....... ;D ;D ;D