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Title: Someone help me....
Post by: Croatch on March 08, 2007, 01:49:05 PM: After a period of years at my gym, I've decided to just be one of the crew. I want to just fit in basically. The only problem is I can't figure out how to increase my bodyfat to 14%, while dropping 30lbs of muscle, all this while taking steroids. I plan on taking heavy doses of test/gh, start eating like shit, drop the intensity and regularity of my workouts. I figure by following all of these principles, I can bloat my face up like everyone else, loose straitions, and drop muscle. Where there's a will, there's a way!!
Some say it can't be done, but I have faith that my getbig brothers will help put me on a road to complete mediocrity.
Someone help!! ;D
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 01:50:08 PM: you forgot about getting a million zits on your back, shoulders and arms.
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: MindSpin on March 08, 2007, 01:52:19 PM: Quote from: The Squadfather on March 08, 2007, 01:50:08 PM
you forgot about getting a million zits on your back, shoulders and arms.

Well, you already have the receeding hairline, so you're well on your way...
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: 240 is Back on March 08, 2007, 02:04:21 PM: Quote from: MindSpin on March 08, 2007, 01:52:19 PM
Well, you already have the receeding hairline, so you're well on your way...

oh no, he did not go there...
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: Croatch on March 08, 2007, 02:13:18 PM: I know my head is huge, so Cutler won't be a challenge to me once I'm on.
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: JimmyTheFish on March 08, 2007, 02:23:34 PM: Quote from: Croatch on March 08, 2007, 02:13:18 PM
I know my head is huge, so Cutler won't be a challenge to me once I'm on.

hows the jumpin man? you know you will go through 45 jumpsuits a year with that cycle................... ... :)
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: Croatch on March 08, 2007, 05:19:09 PM: Quote
hows the jumpin man? you know you will go through 45 jumpsuits a year with that cycle................... ...
I must admit, I prefer the jumping crowd. At least with that, it's all true skill, no shortcuts...except for the tunnel, but even that is hours of work. Oh yeah, if anyone wants to be the most jacked in the field, be a skydiver, none of them lift. They look at me like a cyborg cause I eat every 2 hours. Especially, the European folk weighing 155lbs soaking wet...haha
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: evolutnbatista on March 08, 2007, 05:36:26 PM: just do the adonis diet, that'll get ya there
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: CARTEL on March 08, 2007, 05:37:35 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on March 08, 2007, 02:04:21 PM
oh no, he did not go there...

Oh yes he did!

Snap!
Title: Re: Someone help me....
Post by: mar10s on March 08, 2007, 05:50:17 PM: Quote from: evolutnbatista on March 08, 2007, 05:36:26 PM
just do the adonis diet, that'll get ya there

Bingo, TA's principles should get you to where you want to go.