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Title: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Parker on March 09, 2007, 04:39:33 PM
And a French man at that :'( :'( :'(

Discuss
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Post by: ieffinhatecardio on March 09, 2007, 04:51:02 PM
Lucky bastard, her body was built to be violated in every way imaginable.
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Post by: Pollux on March 09, 2007, 06:07:13 PM
I don't wanna discuss it 'cause I don't believe it.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Bluto on March 10, 2007, 05:51:39 AM
What do we know about this old man? She used to date Norton
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Post by: danielson on March 10, 2007, 06:36:34 AM
She's nasty :P
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Post by: ribonucleic on March 10, 2007, 07:36:53 AM
She's whored her way up nicely from having to fuck Robert Rodriguez.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Bluto on March 10, 2007, 08:53:53 AM
Guy she's marrying is 45 I think
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Post by: OKMike on March 10, 2007, 09:06:45 AM
 >:(
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Bluto on March 10, 2007, 09:09:18 AM
she's gonna get fat. she got the genes for it and getting pregnant and older doesnt help

she's done!
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 10, 2007, 09:25:30 AM
she's so much more banged up then she used to be. Over the hill bro's!
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Post by: Earl1972 on March 10, 2007, 09:28:28 AM
She's nasty :P

what girl would look hot dressed like that?

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: ribonucleic on March 10, 2007, 10:22:03 AM
what girl would look hot dressed like that?

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That's just the point, my naive friend...  >:(

Now that she's hooked the big-time alimony, letting herself age ungracefully is conveniently both a rest after many years of taxing work (of its kind) and a way to minimize (without being self-incriminatingly obvious about it) the amount of sexual labor she's required to deliver under the terms of her contract. [See also: Catherine Zeta Jones]

Oh... and hang in there, Earl.

April 13 is coming.  ;D
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 10, 2007, 01:08:02 PM
april 13? ???

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Pollux on March 10, 2007, 02:34:45 PM
april 13? ???

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Kevin Levrone. Redline. Ring a bell?
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 10, 2007, 02:37:20 PM
Kevin Levrone. Redline. Ring a bell?

oh shit HOW COULD I NOT KNOW :o :o :o

don't tell kev please :-[

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Pollux on March 10, 2007, 03:08:26 PM
oh shit HOW COULD I NOT KNOW :o :o :o

don't tell kev please :-[

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You're not a true Kevin Levrone fan. What a disgrace!  :D
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Post by: Earl1972 on March 10, 2007, 05:20:56 PM
You're not a true Kevin Levrone fan. What a disgrace!  :D

I have to admit I am disappointed in myself :-[

just don't tell kev ok :-\

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Parker on March 10, 2007, 05:28:19 PM
Guy she's marrying is 45 I think
try 45 plus 25 or more. Dude looks old as hell. Probably got her drunk on some good shit (Called Muu-La, a very old French brand).

Salma, don't you know, Old men give you worms?
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 11, 2007, 01:21:08 PM
I lost all respect for her

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: onlyme on March 11, 2007, 01:59:25 PM
She's nasty :P

No shes not
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Deedee on March 11, 2007, 02:04:45 PM
What's wrong with Frenchmen  ???  Bet he kisses great!

He's only 44 and although he has a bit of the pearman body happening, that's easy to fix, and he looks hard otherwise.  Plus he has a nice face and eyes, AND he can talk fashion. Looks like she did just fine.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Faust on March 11, 2007, 02:55:34 PM
Pinault is the CEO of PPR, the world's third largest luxury conglomerate. It owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, the French department store Printemps, catalog giant La Redoute and the music-and-book chain FNAC.


Salma's got her priorities straight. Free shoes and clothes,  ;D.
Looks like she felt her clock was ticking and it was now or never. 40 is old though to have a baby, hope it doesnt have down.

About the guy: he's rich, say no more.
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Post by: Deedee on March 11, 2007, 03:27:51 PM
Pinault is the CEO of PPR, the world's third largest luxury conglomerate. It owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, the French department store Printemps, catalog giant La Redoute and the music-and-book chain FNAC.


Salma's got her priorities straight. Free shoes and clothes,  ;D.
Looks like she felt her clock was ticking and it was now or never. 40 is old though to have a baby, hope it doesnt have down.

About the guy: he's rich, say no more.

That's what I was thinking.  :)

He's wealthy... but so is she.  You meet the people who travel in your circles.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 11, 2007, 03:55:53 PM
What's wrong with Frenchmen  ???  Bet he kisses great!

He's only 44 and although he has a bit of the pearman body happening, that's easy to fix, and he looks hard otherwise.  Plus he has a nice face and eyes, AND he can talk fashion. Looks like she did just fine.

take away his money and you'll think otherwise ::)

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Deedee on March 11, 2007, 04:34:49 PM
take away his money and you'll think otherwise ::)

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Lol, no sarcasmo, I don't.  He looks like a typical Frenchman, and even the poor ones get plenty.

Anyway, what's wrong with her being with a rich guy?  Should she have done the Liz Taylor thing instead and hooked up with somebody more "needy?"
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Parker on March 11, 2007, 04:50:09 PM
Lol, no sarcasmo, I don't.  He looks like a typical Frenchman, and even the poor ones get plenty.

Anyway, what's wrong with her being with a rich guy?  Should she have done the Liz Taylor thing instead and hooked up with somebody more "needy?"

Deedee, it's just us guys hatin'. If she were to have married and or got impregnated by, let's say Pierce Bronsnan or some other rich squared jawed dude, it wouldn't matter. Just so many of lusted after Salma (that bedroom scene in Desperado--was it really her?), that it is kinda a flaccid let down.
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Post by: Deedee on March 11, 2007, 05:01:02 PM
Deedee, it's just us guys hatin'. If she were to have married and or got impregnated by, let's say Pierce Bronsnan or some other rich squared jawed dude, it wouldn't matter. Just so many of lusted after Salma (that bedroom scene in Desperado--was it really her?), that it is kinda a flaccid let down.

Yes, I know... just rubbing a little salt into the flacid wound.  :)
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 11, 2007, 05:06:37 PM
Lol, no sarcasmo, I don't.  He looks like a typical Frenchman, and even the poor ones get plenty.

Anyway, what's wrong with her being with a rich guy?  Should she have done the Liz Taylor thing instead and hooked up with somebody more "needy?"

my point is she would want nothing to do with him no matter how great everything else was if he didn't have money

liz taylor has been married what 8 times?  not a good example to support your argument ;)

he looks like a typical frenchman?  I didn't know they were so ugly, I can't imagine what the "non typical" frenchman look like

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Deedee on March 11, 2007, 05:23:26 PM
my point is she would want nothing to do with him no matter how great everything else was if he didn't have money

liz taylor has been married what 8 times?  not a good example to support your argument ;)

he looks like a typical frenchman?  I didn't know they were so ugly, I can't imagine what the "non typical" frenchman look like

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I was kidding about the Liz hustler guy... forget his name.

Does Salma have to be with the 7-11 cashier guy to make some "point" about her sincerety?  Of course she probably wouldn't want to be with this man if he was just some average person. But so what? She doesn't meet them anyway. And why shouldn't her kid have the best? I'll also bet his social standing has just as much, if not more, to do with it than his actual wealth.

I don't think he's ugly.  :-\  Bet he exudes tons of confidence, probably has a sardonic sense of humor, and looks like he could be kinda passionate to me.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 11, 2007, 05:32:01 PM
I was kidding about the Liz hustler guy... forget his name.

Does Salma have to be with the 7-11 cashier guy to make some "point" about her sincerety?  Of course she probably wouldn't want to be with this man if he was just some average person. But so what? She doesn't meet them anyway. And why shouldn't her kid have the best? I'll also bet his social standing has just as much, if not more, to do with it than his actual wealth.

I don't think he's ugly.  :-\  Bet he exudes tons of confidence, probably has a sardonic sense of humor, and looks like he could be kinda passionate to me.

no she should be with a good looking famous guy like clooney, pitt, or levrone :)

she meets plenty of non famous guys, she just doesn't give them the time of day

and he is ugly, you would think the same if he pumped your gas ;)

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Deedee on March 11, 2007, 05:45:23 PM
no she should be with a good looking famous guy like clooney, pitt, or levrone :)

she meets plenty of non famous guys, she just doesn't give them the time of day

and he is ugly, you would think the same if he pumped your gas ;)

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Two actors/artists together usually suck. Goes for writers, painters, etc... too much of the same kind of ego. (I'm counting Levrone as an artist.  :))

I'll bet most of the non-famous guys she meets are just like Pinault. The ones she socializes with anyway. A few more or less millions either way.

You're wrong. I'm telling you.  Don't think he's ugly. The body doesn't do much for me personally, but his face is fine. Women don't necessarily love the pretty-boy look.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Parker on March 11, 2007, 06:21:23 PM
Two actors/artists together usually suck. Goes for writers, painters, etc... too much of the same kind of ego. (I'm counting Levrone as an artist.  :))

I'll bet most of the non-famous guys she meets are just like Pinault. The ones she socializes with anyway. A few more or less millions either way.

You're wrong. I'm telling you.  Don't think he's ugly. The body doesn't do much for me personally, but his face is fine. Women don't necessarily love the pretty-boy look.

I agree with the first part.  But, you remember what we had agreed on about if a guy is ugly or not. His only shot if  ugly  is 1.)money 2.)personality 3.)sense of humor.

Seems like he is a classic example of #1.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 11, 2007, 09:27:24 PM
Two actors/artists together usually suck. Goes for writers, painters, etc... too much of the same kind of ego. (I'm counting Levrone as an artist.  :))

I'll bet most of the non-famous guys she meets are just like Pinault. The ones she socializes with anyway. A few more or less millions either way.

You're wrong. I'm telling you.  Don't think he's ugly. The body doesn't do much for me personally, but his face is fine. Women don't necessarily love the pretty-boy look.

yes johnny depp and leonardo dicaprrio are so rugged and manly ::)

he's manly in an ugly kind of way

not manly in a russell crowe type of way

take away his money and you wouldn't even notice him

if you saw him staring at you you would think he was creepy

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Post by: Deedee on March 12, 2007, 10:27:34 AM
yes johnny depp and leonardo dicaprrio are so rugged and manly ::)

he's manly in an ugly kind of way

not manly in a russell crowe type of way

take away his money and you wouldn't even notice him

if you saw him staring at you you would think he was creepy

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Dicaprio only became hot to women after he starred in a few chick flicks.  Before that he looked like anybody's kid brother.  Johnny Depp too... starred in quirky, weird romance flicks and suddenly hit stardom.

Can't believe I'm defending this dude.  :P Maybe it's cause I went to French school and got used to that look.  He reminds me of half the guys I knew, except older. He has that shortish, kind of bulldogish look.  Anyway, am sure you're right that his social standing/money added to the attraction... so what?  Point being, if that were it only, she could have done a hell of a lot worse IMO.

Another hot frenchman... has less to do with his looks and more with what he projects... Jean Reno.

 
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Post by: ieffinhatecardio on March 12, 2007, 11:24:52 AM
Dicaprio only became hot to women after he starred in a few chick flicks.  Before that he looked like anybody's kid brother.  Johnny Depp too... starred in quirky, weird romance flicks and suddenly hit stardom.

Can't believe I'm defending this dude.  :P Maybe it's cause I went to French school and got used to that look.  He reminds me of half the guys I knew, except older. He has that shortish, kind of bulldogish look.  Anyway, am sure you're right that his social standing/money added to the attraction... so what?  Point being, if that were it only, she could have done a hell of a lot worse IMO.

Another hot frenchman... has less to do with his looks and more with what he projects... Jean Reno.

 

Were you around for Depp's "21 Jumpstreet" days? He's been a sex symbol of sorts for a long time. Before he made his living off of quirky movies.

If I remember correctly Depp rebelled against the sex symbol typecast and choose many of his movie roles carefully so that his good looks wouldn't be exploited.
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Post by: Camel Jockey on March 12, 2007, 03:21:39 PM
lol look at all the haters on this thread... First of all Salma is already rich, so why would she need to get impregnated by some old guy just for the wealth? The guy's the CEO of a big conglomerate of companies which means he's got some brains, maybe that's just what got her? Either that or she probably just got tired of egoist american and hispanic guys and decided to fuck a french guy because he seemed like a breath of fresh air. That's my take on things.
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Post by: Faust on March 12, 2007, 03:32:55 PM
Ok, i agree, he's not a bad catch, even besides his money.

He probably has style and class, can hold an intelligent conversation. He's no pretty boy, but he has a "character" head. And a lot of french guys have a certain way about them, hard to explain. I think once girls go above 25 they become more and more attracted to guys like this.
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Post by: Earl1972 on March 12, 2007, 04:01:30 PM
Dicaprio only became hot to women after he starred in a few chick flicks.  Before that he looked like anybody's kid brother.  Johnny Depp too... starred in quirky, weird romance flicks and suddenly hit stardom.

Can't believe I'm defending this dude.  :P Maybe it's cause I went to French school and got used to that look.  He reminds me of half the guys I knew, except older. He has that shortish, kind of bulldogish look.  Anyway, am sure you're right that his social standing/money added to the attraction... so what?  Point being, if that were it only, she could have done a hell of a lot worse IMO.

Another hot frenchman... has less to do with his looks and more with what he projects... Jean Reno.

 

no she couldn't have done worse, she could've had any guy she wants

that guy projects ugliness

you are sadly blinded by money and status :-\

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 12, 2007, 04:06:56 PM
lol look at all the haters on this thread... First of all Salma is already rich, so why would she need to get impregnated by some old guy just for the wealth? The guy's the CEO of a big conglomerate of companies which means he's got some brains, maybe that's just what got her? Either that or she probably just got tired of egoist american and hispanic guys and decided to fuck a french guy because he seemed like a breath of fresh air. That's my take on things.

there are plenty of guys making a modest living with brains

not everybody is obsessed with being rich and powerful and owning multiple houses, cars, and boats

stop looking for reasons for her being attracted to him ::)

you all know it is clearly his status and status only

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Parker on March 12, 2007, 04:21:13 PM
lol look at all the haters on this thread... First of all Salma is already rich, so why would she need to get impregnated by some old guy just for the wealth? The guy's the CEO of a big conglomerate of companies which means he's got some brains, maybe that's just what got her? Either that or she probably just got tired of egoist american and hispanic guys and decided to fuck a french guy because he seemed like a breath of fresh air. That's my take on things.

Quite true
Ok, i agree, he's not a bad catch, even besides his money.

He probably has style and class, can hold an intelligent conversation. He's no pretty boy, but he has a "character" head. And a lot of french guys have a certain way about them, hard to explain. I think once girls go above 25 they become more and more attracted to guys like this.


Never thought of this....
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Deedee on March 12, 2007, 06:39:49 PM
no she couldn't have done worse, she could've had any guy she wants

that guy projects ugliness

you are sadly blinded by money and status :-\

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No, I'm not blinded by them... but I understand their uses and their place.

You seem to be sadly blinded by looks.  :-\

Faust and Camel Jockey get it.

And as for him... he could be with a 20-year-old bimbetta... instead he's with a 40-year-old woman. Says something too.
Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Earl1972 on March 12, 2007, 09:49:33 PM
ok you all win he would get her regardless the amount of money and status he has, he's just that good ::)

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Title: Re: Salma Hayek Impregnated by rich old man..
Post by: Migs on March 15, 2007, 07:09:13 AM
she better not f*ck up that bady.  if she does, it's over between us.   ;D
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Post by: anvil on March 15, 2007, 11:17:05 AM
This thread doesn't have enough pictures...

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Post by: Faust on March 15, 2007, 08:06:19 PM
Faust and Camel Jockey get it.

That french flair is always a hit.

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Post by: danielson on March 19, 2007, 09:34:48 AM
Recent pic
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Post by: Deedee on March 19, 2007, 11:30:58 AM
Quick, alert the Squadfather.  He'd faint from desire at that pic.  :-X
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Post by: Camel Jockey on March 19, 2007, 12:27:35 PM
I'd have sex with a pregnant Salma.   8)
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Post by: ieffinhatecardio on March 19, 2007, 01:38:51 PM
Recent pic

Look at the size of those milk jugs. I'm sure the nips are giant and swollen as well, just lovely.