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Title: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 12:44:41 PM
i got done with my back workout feeling like i could fly and it's a nice day so i decided to take a drive through the local state park while eating my post workout meal and i spot a group of 6 or so skinny mexicans all wearing wife beaters not one of them was over 5'7" and 160 pounds so i stop and say, "oralay carnals, how much you bench que mano?" and one of them says something in Spanish that i don't understand and before driving off i say, "my God tank tops, you guys are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: SS on March 12, 2007, 12:46:49 PM
hahahaha! weren't you frightend? ::)
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 12:47:40 PM
hahahaha! weren't you frightend? ::)
hahahahahaha, yes!!!! they were all so huge and strong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on March 12, 2007, 01:04:57 PM

 Hahahaha...

  I bet they were in the park drinking Corona or 'Tequiza'. Maybe 'Tecate'. Hahahaha...probably had a boom box with 'Los Tigre Del Norte' playing in the backround.

 Did they have a soccer ball with them?  You should have yelled out..."INS! INS!"

 Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 01:05:50 PM
Hahahaha...

  I bet they were in the park drinking Corona or 'Tequiza'. Maybe 'Tecate'. Hahahaha...probably had a boom box with 'Los Tigre Del Norte' playing in the backround.

 Did they have a soccer ball with them?  You should have yelled out..."INS! INS!"

 Hahahaha!
hahahahaha, no they were all just hanging out around a 1993 minivan acting tough.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: chainsaw on March 12, 2007, 01:07:32 PM
hahahahaha, no they were all just hanging out around a 1993 minivan acting tough.

I hate those guys. 
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 12, 2007, 01:09:08 PM
no texas barbeque for you squatfather, nuthin but mexican jelly-beans.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Army of One on March 12, 2007, 01:11:19 PM
i got done with my back workout feeling like i could fly and it's a nice day so i decided to take a drive through the local state park while eating my post workout meal and i spot a group of 6 or so skinny mexicans all wearing wife beaters not one of them was over 5'7" and 160 pounds so i stop and say, "oralay carnals, how much you bench que mano?" and one of them says something in Spanish that i don't understand and before driving off i say, "my God tank tops, you guys are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

HAHA You should have thrown Employment forms at them, they would have run away faster than Derek Anthony's toupee in a hurricane.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: omg on March 12, 2007, 01:13:19 PM
i got done with my back workout feeling like i could fly and it's a nice day so i decided to take a drive through the local state park while eating my post workout meal and i spot a group of 6 or so skinny mexicans all wearing wife beaters not one of them was over 5'7" and 160 pounds so i stop and say, "oralay carnals, how much you bench que mano?" and one of them says something in Spanish that i don't understand and before driving off i say, "my God tank tops, you guys are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

the only person being owned is urself, your pathetic and have issues, seek help
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 12, 2007, 01:14:16 PM
Squadfather, what is your opinion on asians?
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 01:14:29 PM
the only person being owned is urself, your pathetic and have issues, seek help
hahahahahha, calm down tiger, it ain't that serious, have your mom make you a nice sandwich and a glass of chocolate milk, it'll be allright.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: mikediesel on March 12, 2007, 01:14:41 PM
i got done with my back workout feeling like i could fly and it's a nice day so i decided to take a drive through the local state park while eating my post workout meal and i spot a group of 6 or so skinny mexicans all wearing wife beaters not one of them was over 5'7" and 160 pounds so i stop and say, "oralay carnals, how much you bench que mano?" and one of them says something in Spanish that i don't understand and before driving off i say, "my God tank tops, you guys are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Instead of driving through the park, you should have driven straight to your double wide trailer, checked on the batch of meth your cooking in your bathtub, kissed your sister/girlfriend peggy sue, change into your NASCAR shirt, cracked open a "Coors light", and sat down with your tv tray and eat your post workout meal (hamburger helper that peggy sue cooked two days ago). Oh yeah by the way "Meltd0wn"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 12, 2007, 01:15:33 PM
Instead of driving through the park, you should have driven straight to your double wide trailer, checked on the batch of meth your cooking in your bathtub, kissed your sister/girlfriend peggy sue, change into your NASCAR shirt, cracked open a "Coors light", and sat down with your tv tray and eat your post workout meal (hamburger helper that peggy sue cooked two days ago). Oh yeah by the way "Meltd0wn"  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  
nah can't do all that stuff, i'm to busy fuccking your mom.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Army of One on March 12, 2007, 01:15:54 PM
the only person being owned is urself, your pathetic and have issues, seek help

HAHAHA The boards first admitted Illegal
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: mikediesel on March 12, 2007, 01:16:31 PM
nah can't do all that stuff, i'm to busy fuccking your mom.

Weak  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on March 12, 2007, 01:19:19 PM
Hahaha, we can't all be a high paid CEO of a major conglomerate like you, "mikediesel"
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: mikediesel on March 12, 2007, 01:20:36 PM
Hahaha, we can't all be a high paid CEO of a major conglomerate like you, "mikediesel"

Sorry "Ozzy" I think you got me confussed with Teh Rhino.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on March 12, 2007, 01:21:39 PM
Rhino > you
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: HERACLES on March 12, 2007, 01:29:35 PM
Were they playing that "RICO...SUAVE" song? hahaha... monster spic song....
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on March 12, 2007, 01:39:39 PM
i got done with my back workout feeling like i could fly and it's a nice day so i decided to take a drive through the local state park while eating my post workout meal and i spot a group of 6 or so skinny mexicans all wearing wife beaters not one of them was over 5'7" and 160 pounds so i stop and say, "oralay carnals, how much you bench que mano?" and one of them says something in Spanish that i don't understand and before driving off i say, "my God tank tops, you guys are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

yes, even in state parks the wildlife is coming out from the isolation and more frequently interacting with man.  remember not to feed them or else it will only worsen the problem.  and store your valuables in securely fastened metal containers.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: jpm101 on March 12, 2007, 02:40:20 PM
I could arrange for six or so Samoan gentlemen to hang in a park I know of in Oceanside (SoCal) and wait for SquadFather to drive by. He can ask them how much they can bench, but he might want to keep his car's motor running (though those '64 Datsun's aren't that dependable I hear). The Samoan gentleman's post workout meal might be the SquadFather. You know, the way they roast a fat pig......Deep Pit. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Army of One on March 12, 2007, 02:42:29 PM
I could arrange for six or so Samoan gentlemen to hang in a park I know of in Oceanside (SoCal) and wait for SquadFather to drive by. He can ask them how much they can bench, but he might want to keep his car's motor running (though those '64 Datsun's aren't that dependable I hear). The Samoan gentleman's post workout meal might be the SquadFather. You know, the way they roast a fat pig......Deep Pit. Hope this helps.

HAHA our 2nd admitted illegal of the thread!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: UK Gold on March 12, 2007, 02:42:39 PM
i got done with my back workout feeling like i could fly and it's a nice day so i decided to take a drive through the local state park while eating my post workout meal and i spot a group of 6 or so skinny mexicans all wearing wife beaters not one of them was over 5'7" and 160 pounds so i stop and say, "oralay carnals, how much you bench que mano?" and one of them says something in Spanish that i don't understand and before driving off i say, "my God tank tops, you guys are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
You should have run the greasy fuckers down. After they've taken over the states i've got he feeling they'll try and infect Europe next :-\
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: flex933 on March 12, 2007, 03:09:03 PM
haha,  funny shit. people shouldnt take things so serious. im hispanic and i dont find that disrespectful at all. people should have a sense of humor. did they have hairnets.lol.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: tommywishbone on March 12, 2007, 03:12:07 PM
They weren't illegals! >:( They were "guest workers, doing jobs that Americans won't do."




OK, I full of sheet... they were illegals, wetbacks, beaners, whatever.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on March 12, 2007, 03:32:26 PM
LOL your a fag.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: SS on March 12, 2007, 03:41:47 PM
Were they playing that "RICO...SUAVE" song? hahaha... monster spic song....
hahaha! would you believe some wannabe tough guy named himself that on this board ::)
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on March 12, 2007, 04:53:18 PM
Squadfater is an equal opportunity hater.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: davidpaul on March 12, 2007, 04:55:46 PM
lol
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: jpm101 on March 12, 2007, 07:01:56 PM
UK Gold: You already have the Islam nation moving in. Mother England is undergoing the Moslem shuffle right now. Westminster Abby, with-in a few years, to be turned into the largest mosque in Europe. Public policy being elbows on the ground and arses up  in the air, five times a day for all English peoples. We can handle immigration over here (finally) but not that island state of the UK, with their approaching crisis.The last Moslem crusade.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: chainsaw on March 12, 2007, 07:20:31 PM
I could arrange for six or so Samoan gentlemen to hang in a park I know of in Oceanside (SoCal) and wait for SquadFather to drive by. He can ask them how much they can bench, but he might want to keep his car's motor running (though those '64 Datsun's aren't that dependable I hear). The Samoan gentleman's post workout meal might be the SquadFather. You know, the way they roast a fat pig......Deep Pit. Hope this helps.


That would be funny, you could own them, and then own them again by watching them chase you, maybe for 20 yds.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: jpm101 on March 12, 2007, 08:59:15 PM
Actually that parks a block away from where I grew up at. And most of those six Samoan gentlemen would  be a blood relation or an extended family member. The deck is stacked.  And besides,were pretty fast for the first 40 yards.
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on March 12, 2007, 09:08:00 PM
Actually that parks a block away from where I grew up at. And most of those six Samoan gentlemen would  be a blood relation or an extended family member. The deck is stacked.  And besides,were pretty fast for the first 40 yards.

tongans are tougher than samoans
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: tu_holmes on March 12, 2007, 09:10:15 PM
Hahahaha...

  I bet they were in the park drinking Corona or 'Tequiza'. Maybe 'Tecate'.


Dos Equis or Superior!
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on March 13, 2007, 02:26:13 AM
Hahahahahaha, I bet they all made gun signs with their hands and shouted something really scary as you slowly drove off (at walking pace) your heart must have beating really fast SF
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 13, 2007, 03:18:02 AM
Hahahahahaha, I bet they all made gun signs with their hands and shouted something really scary as you slowly drove off (at walking pace) your heart must have beating really fast SF

I heard they were distracted cause Bluto was flashing to them, saying, "Come have a 'taste' of America" hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on March 13, 2007, 06:24:41 AM
I heard they were distracted cause Bluto was flashing to them, saying, "Come have a 'taste' of America" hahahahahaha

hahahahahahaha!!!  ;D

Apparently, after smokin on the last habbana he exclaimed "Im not a nasty little pinyata puffer really, I was just doing my civil duty and checking that these lovely gentlemen received an official welcome to the states" hahahahaha gayer than tricreatine

Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on March 13, 2007, 10:03:26 AM
i got done with my back workout feeling like i could fly and it's a nice day so i decided to take a drive through the local state park while eating my post workout meal and i spot a group of 6 or so skinny mexicans all wearing wife beaters not one of them was over 5'7" and 160 pounds so i stop and say, "oralay carnals, how much you bench que mano?" and one of them says something in Spanish that i don't understand and before driving off i say, "my God tank tops, you guys are HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Classic!!   Did they pull out their prison shanks and throw gang signs while chasing your car weilding spraypaint cans, construction toolbelts, one of their 8-12 shoeless dirt-babies, there 9th grade high school dropout slips, their Medicaid cards and a pinata?
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 13, 2007, 11:19:51 AM
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Classic!!   Did they pull out their prison shanks and throw gang signs while chasing your car weilding spraypaint cans, construction toolbelts, one of their 8-12 shoeless dirt-babies, there 9th grade high school dropout slips, their Medicaid cards and a pinata?
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ownage of small group of illegals in the park!!!!!!
Post by: omg on March 13, 2007, 12:46:51 PM
hahahahahha, calm down tiger, it ain't that serious, have your mom make you a nice sandwich and a glass of chocolate milk, it'll be allright.

are you sure its not that serious? after all you only spend like half of your day posting bullshit on getbig  :-*