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Title: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: xxxLinda on March 13, 2007, 05:46:35 PM
xL


'tis funny, innit?
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: Laura Lee on March 14, 2007, 03:22:39 AM
xL



go away........
'tis funny, innit?
>:(  <------...not laughin'
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: Playboy on March 14, 2007, 04:53:52 AM
xL



go away........
'tis funny, innit?
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
What in God's name are you talking about here?

PB
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: trab on March 14, 2007, 06:16:44 AM
XL somthin' or nother?... 
Try N  understand women?...Go take 10 Anadrol to try an understand how they think.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 14, 2007, 06:36:57 AM
xL



go away........
'tis funny, innit?
you....sigh...you....complete me...  :)
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: Lord Humungous on March 14, 2007, 06:37:36 AM
Linda= Looney  :)
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 12:15:09 PM
funny joke from england coming up...
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 12:17:49 PM
XL somthin' or nother?... 
Try N  understand women?...Go take 10 Anadrol to try an understand how they think.

what is Xnadrol?  Is that good
can you buy it in england
xL:
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 12:21:39 PM
Linda= Looney  :)


I'm having a manic attack, the sun shone here all day since last Funday and I've been out in the garden.   Plus I have a 21 year old Italian escorting me, cooking for me and making me feel all loved up.



What's your day like>?

x
x
etc..............
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 14, 2007, 12:33:31 PM
I ain't going noplace.

 also:   I lied about my age:  I'm not 39, I'm 51.

i still like you..

you r a blast..


ya watcing the cup?

www.cricinfo.com

pontings laying into them scots no? ;D
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 14, 2007, 12:35:10 PM

I'm having a manic attack, the sun shone here all day since last Funday and I've been out in the garden.   Plus I have a 3x21 year old Italian escorting me. 



What's your day like>?

x
x
etc..............


sooo many women here have soo many skeletons in soo man closets..

i like her honesty!  :)
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 12:41:39 PM
i still like you..

you r a blast..


ya watcing the cup?

www.cricinfo.com

pontings laying into them scots no? ;D



i support Liverpool, so no, I'm not watching that.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: trab on March 14, 2007, 12:56:07 PM
Brits got such a goofy ass dry sense of humor. The English dudes I meet in Asia crack me up.
Hard to describe. Such a weirdly reserved, hedonism.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 01:03:16 PM
heddddooooo      ism, innit

I'm doing laundry
xl


what I'm wearing tomorrow
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 01:06:38 PM
???...Get the fuck outta here you incoherent, irritating, trifling little bitch...and like I said, don't let the door hit you on the way out.  >:(


thanks so much kickher
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 01:16:55 PM
my favourite joke:  you can tell this to children:

what's brown and sticky?
A stick.



x
x
x
gotta go, it's bath night
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 01:19:07 PM
506 posts..pfft.



Youre on 15,9666, I'm only on 2,000
xL
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 01:24:53 PM
5000000000000000000 posts..

i like linda...


...so she stays...



Linda aint going no whea.. ;)

I aint going no place, i just got my interbet sorted out, it's good, no?




Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: trab on March 14, 2007, 01:27:43 PM
Linda, you goofy, what R U on? :)
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 01:33:27 PM
Linda, you goofy, what R U on? :)


I'm high on life.   I've got this 21 year old Italian music student coming on to me big time, that helps.



x
x
x
He's practising now.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: trab on March 14, 2007, 01:39:50 PM
Cool.  I'm seeing more an more younger guys with (and marryn) women quite a bit older.
Dont get hurt if you get on for awhile.  I had a lovely 33 yr old woman (scorcher body, mattress destroyer)
when I was about 20.  We both knew it wasn't a permanent thing from the begin, but it hurt us both when
it had to end.  Enjoy love. ;)
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 14, 2007, 01:53:12 PM
lurve
Give us a virtual hug.


My internet is going gucky again...



so slow.................


ssssshxL
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: Cavalier22 on March 14, 2007, 08:58:04 PM
xl linda

what is your deal?  doesn't controversy follow you wherever you go on this board?  how old are you, where do you live? How much do you drink a day
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: Deedee on March 14, 2007, 09:23:21 PM
xl linda

what is your deal?  doesn't controversy follow you wherever you go on this board?  how old are you, where do you live? How much do you drink a day

Enormous amounts I presume. Plus, aside from teh drinking... how much can you possibly talk about yourself? Unlimited apparently.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: tu_holmes on March 15, 2007, 12:12:54 AM
Enormous amounts I presume. Plus, aside from teh drinking... how much can you possibly talk about yourself? Unlimited apparently.

So it would seem... I would have thought with all the 21year olds after her, she wouldn't have time to get on the interwebs... I know I wouldn't.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: 24KT on March 15, 2007, 12:17:10 AM
Who deleted my post? and why?  >:(
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: tu_holmes on March 15, 2007, 12:20:09 AM
Who deleted my post? and why?  >:(

Wasn't me!

Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: Laura Lee on March 15, 2007, 03:22:06 AM
Who deleted my post? and why?  >:(
Wasn't me either. I just signed on.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 27, 2007, 08:48:13 AM
I finally read all your pm's.

I never lie, I just embellish and fabricate the facts.



Please do not delete Judi, she's the one and only person whose posts I truly understand and appreciate.


with mad love
I'm back...
xL


Been busy.  It's springtime here and I've been working from 7am till 7pm.
I'm dirty and need a bath.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 27, 2007, 08:49:16 AM
So it would seem... I would have thought with all the 21year olds after her, she wouldn't have time to get on the interwebs... I know I wouldn't.


I used to do the internet at night, after I sent the young boys home to have a wank.
xL
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 27, 2007, 08:53:38 AM
Enormous amounts I presume. Plus, aside from teh drinking... how much can you possibly talk about yourself? Unlimited apparently.


I do not have a drinking problem, I'm a happy drunk.  I'm one of those people who are even funnier after a glass or three.

You could explain this chat forum shit to me.  Who am i supposed to talk about, you?

xL

What's a unit, is that a bottle?
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: drkaje on March 27, 2007, 08:56:23 AM
51! That explains the monster, dare I say epic?, insecurity about being attractive.

You're too old to be a cougar, even.

Forget being past your prime.... you're past someone else's prime too!

Deedee,

Don't ever confuse a drinking problem with a stopping problem, LOL!
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 27, 2007, 08:58:25 AM
xl linda

what is your deal?  doesn't controversy follow you wherever you go on this board?  how old are you, where do you live? How much do you drink a day

no deal.  perhaps I courted controversy, seeing as how I found your board.  That was total madness.

I look 39 and can definitely get away with it, I still have a wonderful body (and boy).

I live in central London, England (nearly notting hell, nearby the canal, just around the corner from Made of Ale.  I'm actually (if you want to look it up on the map, half way between Queens Park (Bakerloo line, the brown one) and Westbourne Park (Metro Line, the purple one).


How many cans is two units?
xL
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: xxxLinda on March 27, 2007, 12:11:04 PM
explains the monster, dare I say epic?, insecurity about being attractive.

You're too old.

Forget being past your prime.... you're past someone else's prime too!



I've never had any kind of insecurity about my attractiveness, I know what I look like,
I have eyes.

As for getting older, well that's bound to happen, isn't it?  Doesn't stop me though.  In fact I'm certain that younger men appreciate a bit of wisdom and experience.

Oh and by the way, your prime was at 19.
ok?

xL

It doesn't hurt to introduce young fit and beautiful 6'2" Italian music students who have only been in England for six months to all my trendy friends and neighbours.  He'll learn so much.  My next door neighbour the other side plays cello and has worked with Pavarotti, so Alberto was totally floored when he met him and heard all the backstage gossip firsthand.


also darling:  a sense of humour works wonders...
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied, and ps: I'm not reading your pm's
Post by: drkaje on March 27, 2007, 12:22:34 PM

I've never had any kind of insecurity about my attractiveness, I know what I look like,
I have eyes.

As for getting older, well that's bound to happen, isn't it?  Doesn't stop me though.  In fact I'm certain that younger men appreciate a bit of wisdom and experience.

Oh and by the way, your prime was at 19.
ok?

xL

It's supposed to be  PG board......

19 may be a man's prime but it's been well esatblised that guys that age are inexperienced with using the equipment. That's a lot different than trying to work with rusted tools. :)
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: xxxLinda on March 27, 2007, 12:29:02 PM
I guess that means you have rotten teeth?

Yuck
xL
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: tu_holmes on March 27, 2007, 04:43:26 PM
As for getting older, well that's bound to happen, isn't it?  Doesn't stop me though.  In fact I'm certain that younger men appreciate a bit of wisdom and experience.

Oh and by the way, your prime was at 19.

ok?

xL


I disagree with this statement... I'm prime RIGHT NOW... 19 I was nowhere NEAR prime.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: xxxLinda on March 27, 2007, 04:54:37 PM
oh crikey don't make me log back on at 10 minutes to 1:00 o'clock am.

ok, you just did.


darlin', I'm only kidding about your prime. 

It's a scientific fact that men are at their "sexual prime" at 19. 

The other big fact is that they don't get any wordly knowledge till they're about 40 and guess what? they're old and ugly by that time.  That doesn't matter, does it?
xL
I prefer young beautiful naive ones.  with fantastic bodies.

xL
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: tu_holmes on March 27, 2007, 05:50:25 PM
oh crikey don't make me log back on at 10 minutes to 1:00 o'clock am.

ok, you just did.


darlin', I'm only kidding about your prime. 

It's a scientific fact that men are at their "sexual prime" at 19. 

The other big fact is that they don't get any wordly knowledge till they're about 40 and guess what? they're old and ugly by that time.  That doesn't matter, does it?
xL
I prefer young beautiful naive ones.  with fantastic bodies.

xL
That's a stereotype... I've met tons of 19 year olds who drink too much and have terrible bodies, and people such as myself in their 30s who have much better ones, and workout regularly trying to maintain.

And if you think any 19 year old is in his sexual prime, you're just confused... a 19 year old has no idea what a woman wants and no clue how to satisfy her... It's all about him. As long as you're ok with him leaving you high and dry (literally) a few times... continue.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: 24KT on March 27, 2007, 07:50:18 PM
That's a stereotype... I've met tons of 19 year olds who drink too much and have terrible bodies, and people such as myself in their 30s who have much better ones, and workout regularly trying to maintain.

And if you think any 19 year old is in his sexual prime, you're just confused... a 19 year old has no idea what a woman wants and no clue how to satisfy her... It's all about him. As long as you're ok with him leaving you high and dry (literally) a few times... continue.


{LOL}  Tu, ...I think that's the whole point ...literally. Do the math. 20 goes into 40... TWICE!  :P

It's sad but true... men are at their peak at that age... they just don't know what to do with it.  :'(
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: tu_holmes on March 27, 2007, 07:51:45 PM

{LOL}  Tu, ...I think that's the whole point ...literally. Do the math. 20 goes into 40... TWICE!  :P

It's sad but true... men are at their peak at that age... they just don't know what to do with it.  :'(

Don't know what kind of dudes you all know, but I leave nothing but wetness when I'm done.
Title: Re: I obvisouly lied (just a tiny little one which doesn't hurt anyone)
Post by: Playboy on March 29, 2007, 08:08:22 AM
xL


'tis funny, innit?
You're on crack. Its official.

PB