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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Ozzy on March 16, 2007, 04:50:01 PM
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First, an explanation. Here in Mahmudiyah (where I'm stationed) we have a crappy little gym in a tent. You could walk 10 steps from the front door and be out the back.
Anyway, I go in for bicep day and there's this Staff Sargeant in there that's been doing the same thing every time I've seen him. Dude has epic workouts: dumbell bench pressing with the 45's, incline with the 40's, rear dumbell rows with the 35's... monster weight.
So I start my bicep training and I notice him staring me down. He's sitting on the incline bench with a MAMMOTH 25 ON EACH SIDE. So, I finish my set and say to him "Careful big guy, the floor might cave in under that massive weight! Don't bend the bar!"
He got so mad he left.
Aaahaha, he was also one of those guys that sounds like someone opening a soda can every rep, CCSSSSSSSS! CCCCSSSSSS!
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hahahha now that I believe :D
What rank are you?
You know the chances are pretty hight that he is posting on this board? Squatfather
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Corporal.
But that's okay, no one fucks with me.
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Corporal.
But that's okay, no one fucks with me.
mate what's after corporal? (I was in the german army)
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Sergeant, which they seem to be handing out to everyone except those that deserve it.
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Sergeant, which they seem to be handing out to everyone except those that deserve it.
so he could have pulled rank right?
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so he could have pulled rank right?
He proberly does 'pull rank' everytime he and ozzy are alone together hahaha epic male bonding sessions
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Haha, he wouldn't have the balls to do anything. If he did anything, everyone would know how fat and weak he really is.
Colonel: So what did Ozzy do?
SSG: He made fun of me in the gym
Colonel: What happened?
SSG: I was inclining 95 on the barbell and he made fun of me
Colonel: LOL GTFO
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He proberly does 'pull rank' everytime he and ozzy are alone together hahaha epic male bonding sessions
I'm not in the Navy. ;)
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I'm not in the Navy. ;)
aha noice :D
what is the first thing people ask you when you come home?
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"How is it over there?" and "Did you shoot/kill anyone?"
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"How is it over there?" and "Did you shoot/kill anyone?"
I knew it :D
They probably say stuff like: So dude... so..so...what's it like man,
You: What's what like bro
Him: Like shooting doods man... did you had too?!? and dude what's it feel like?
Right?
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Haha, yeah.
Everyone that's never been over here thinks we get shot at everyday and that people are dying left and right.
Also, "Thanks for all you do" makes me fucking sick everytime I hear it.
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Haha, yeah.
Everyone that's never been over here thinks we get shot at everyday and that people are dying left and right.
Also, "Thanks for all you do" makes me fucking sick everytime I hear it.
Hey you should write a thread: Do's and Dont's when talking to a homecoming serviceman....things that make me sick when I come back home.
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Nah, I don't really give a damn since I'm getting the hell out next Feb.
Anyway, don't you hate those guys that go CCCSSSSS CCCCSSSS every rep? Haha, or the guys that cross their legs when doing bench presses
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Nah, I don't really give a damn since I'm getting the hell out next Feb.
Anyway, don't you hate those guys that go CCCSSSSS CCCCSSSS every rep? Haha, or the guys that cross their legs when doing bench presses
I hate that CSSSSSS shit... I don't mind grunting at all, last MD they had an article were they said it acctually helps lifting heavier... so yeah don't do the cssss shit.
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Hahaha, I rag on a buddy of mine cause he does the SSTTSS SSSTTSSS on the bench, like he's trying to be a pneumatic lift or something.
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Hahaha, I rag on a buddy of mine cause he does the SSTTSS SSSTTSSS on the bench, like he's trying to be a pneumatic lift or something.
But I ahve to be honest I hate people who see the need to "clanck" the DB every time much much more...
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ah hahahah... excellent post.
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~No the same as you being in the army or marines or what ever,....
But you mentioned that you are sick of people saying: Thanks for all your doing...
A buddy of mine (I'm living in Ireland) went over to NY to see some relatives, he went straight into an Irish pub to get some "black stuff"...
One guy must have noticed his N.Ireland accent walked over to him and asked him were he was from.
My Friend said: I'm from N. Ireland do you understand?
He: Hey that's cool bro... I'm Irish too (somewere a 100 years ago one of his relatives were from Cork)
So that guy seriously takes out $50 bangs it on the bar and says:
Bring that home "lad" it's for the "boys" at home (meaning the IRA)
My buddy says: Thanks man, wwwwwhissss takes the $50 drinks his Pint, walks out of the pub and goes straight into the next one.
;D ;D ;D
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aahahahaha, these guys that think they're "Italian" or "Irish" because they have a grandparent or a great grandparent from one of those countries are laugh riots.
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First, an explanation. Here in Mahmudiyah (where I'm stationed) we have a crappy little gym in a tent. You could walk 10 steps from the front door and be out the back.
Anyway, I go in for bicep day and there's this Staff Sargeant in there that's been doing the same thing every time I've seen him. Dude has epic workouts: dumbell bench pressing with the 45's, incline with the 40's, rear dumbell rows with the 35's... monster weight.
So I start my bicep training and I notice him staring me down. He's sitting on the incline bench with a MAMMOTH 25 ON EACH SIDE. So, I finish my set and say to him "Careful big guy, the floor might cave in under that massive weight! Don't bend the bar!"
He got so mad he left.
Aaahaha, he was also one of those guys that sounds like someone opening a soda can every rep, CCSSSSSSSS! CCCCSSSSSS!
hahahaha, quality stuff, ever heard of the SQUAD?
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hahahaha, quality stuff, ever heard of the SQUAD?
Of course, you were my inspiration!
I bet I never see that guy in the gym again aahahaha
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Of course, you were my inspiration!
I bet I never see that guy in the gym again aahahaha
hahahaha, he'll probably go out and kill a couple of "insurgents" to get over this owning.
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hahahaha, quality stuff, ever heard of the SQUAD?
oh damn, Squatfather is going to recruit you, and you will turn asshole in a matter of minutes....
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hahahaha, he'll probably go out and kill a couple of "insurgents" to get over this owning.
Hahaha, I bet he went straight back to his tent and dropped everyone that was lower in rank
oh damn, Squatfather is going to recruit you, and you will turn asshole in a matter of minutes....
Nah, this is the internet. I'm just having fun.
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Hey Ozzy, thanks for all you do ;)
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Oh you bastard.... :)
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Sorry, couldn't help it. :)
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Oh you bastard.... :)
lol I was trying so hard not to write that :D
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I'd be careful who you make fun of over there. He could be the guy that saves your life one day.
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hahahhaha "bicep day" do you have a "sternocleidomastoid" day too ::)
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hahahhaha "bicep day" do you have a "sternocleidomastoid" day too ::)
wow I'm sure he is going to break down in tears now after your moster pwnage ::) ::)
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Hahaha, after that epic owning by 'TheAnimal' I have nothing left but to put the barrel of my M4 in my mouth.
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Hahaha, after that epic owning by 'TheAnimal' I have nothing left but to put the barrel of my M4 in my mouth.
Film it and post it on liveleak AFTER you're done ;D
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I'd be careful who you make fun of over there. He could be the guy that saves your life one day.
The guy couldn't lift 50lb dumbells for more than a few seconds, so I doubt he'll be able to pick anyone up.