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Title: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: chainsaw on March 19, 2007, 03:57:20 PM
I was having a late dinner with my friend and Jimmy Flynt (Larry Flynts brother) at Mirabelle's on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood.  We were having a few drinks, and I said I had to take a piss, and Jimmy Flynt said he had to as well, so we proceeded to the restroom.  As I went to the urinal, Jimmy Flynt washes his hands, and then approaches the urinal to piss.  Of course there were hustler fans there that were watching Jimmy Flynt (sick fucks), and one cocky guy says after Flynt takes a piss "Mr. Flynt, you didn't wash you're hands after you took a leak."  Jimmy Flynt says, "I was my hands before I Piss!!!!" I never understood this, until about a year ago....

I would work out in the gym, like ya'll do.  I would have to piss so I would piss, and then wash my hands.  Well anyway, I got this serious Jock Itch, (athletes foot of the coccck) it would never go away!  So, after overdosing on Lamisil, I remembered what my friend said years ago.  He washes his hands before he takes a piss, and low and behold, I adhered to his comment and WALLA, Never another fungus.

I hope this helps someone, and Spare me you're fag and dirty PUSSSSY remarks, its getting old...
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 19, 2007, 03:59:17 PM
nice name drop and homo erotic post fag
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: onlyme on March 19, 2007, 04:00:20 PM
I was having a late dinner with my friend and Jimmy Flynt (Larry Flynts brother) at Mirabelle's on Sunset Blvd in Hollywood.  We were having a few drinks, and I said I had to take a piss, and Jimmy Flynt said he had to as well, so we proceeded to the restroom.  As I went to the urinal, Jimmy Flynt washes his hands, and then approaches the urinal to piss.  Of course there were hustler fans there that were watching Jimmy Flynt (sick fucks), and one cocky guy says after Flynt takes a piss "Mr. Flynt, you didn't wash you're hands after you took a leak."  Jimmy Flynt says, "I was my hands before I Piss!!!!" I never understood this, until about a year ago....

I would work out in the gym, like ya'll do.  I would have to piss so I would piss, and then wash my hands.  Well anyway, I got this serious Jock Itch, (athletes foot of the coccck) it would never go away!  So, after overdosing on Lamisil, I remembered what my friend said years ago.  He washes his hands before he takes a piss, and low and behold, I adhered to his comment and WALLA, Never another fungus.

I hope this helps someone, and Spare me you're fag and dirty PUSSSSY remarks, its getting old...


You're a fag and dirty pus..................... ......... opps sorry just read the last sentance.  I take it back. ;D
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: onlyme on March 19, 2007, 04:01:35 PM
ask him to ask his brother Larry if he ever got the painting back that was stolen from him back around 84'
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: 4thAD on March 19, 2007, 04:25:06 PM
How about washing before and after? That way your not contaminating everyone else around you!
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 19, 2007, 04:27:33 PM
ask him to ask his brother Larry if he ever got the painting back that was stolen from him back around 84'

Nice name drop  ::)..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: chainsaw on March 19, 2007, 04:40:13 PM
Nice name drop  ::)..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around

Hey Dude, if I was gonna name drop, it would be him LOOOOOSER!
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 19, 2007, 04:40:59 PM
Hey Dude, if I was gonna name drop, it would be him LOOOOOSER!

wow that was hilarious.... your wit is unchallenged ::)
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: chainsaw on March 19, 2007, 04:43:51 PM
Nice name drop  ::)..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around

Only a queer like you would actually think of him of a Star, was that you that asked him that question after he pisse dMr. Pearson?  Oh yeah, the name of the Flynts was clearly in the topic of this Thread, I didn't actually click and point you're mouse on this thread for you.  If you wish to self own yourself, look in the mirror and try to convince yourself you are a Man!
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: chainsaw on March 19, 2007, 04:45:07 PM
wow that was hilarious.... your wit is unchallenged ::)

Oh my bad, you have to sit and wipe when you piss.... 
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 19, 2007, 04:45:43 PM
Only a queer like you would actually think of him of a Star, was that you that asked him that question after he pisse dMr. Pearson?  Oh yeah, the name of the Flynts was clearly in the topic of this Thread, I didn't actually click and point you're mouse on this thread for you.  If you wish to self own yourself, look in the mirror and try to convince yourself you are a Man!

O brother...... I could hardly understand that incoherant post of your "chainsaw"..... dont you like wrestling you pre-pubescent queer
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: onlyme on March 19, 2007, 08:09:44 PM
Nice name drop  ::)..... just get him to ask his brother if he remembers a beached whale maybe he will its a rare site unless keith is around

Hey jerkoff seriously do you know anyone or get out of the house.  Is your life so sad you have no friends.  I mean you've been fat all your life you said before but aren't at least the cooks your friend.  You fat piece of shit, get out of the house.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 20, 2007, 05:35:40 AM
Hey jerkoff seriously do you know anyone or get out of the house.  Is your life so sad you have no friends.  I mean you've been fat all your life you said before but aren't at least the cooks your friend.  You fat piece of shit, get out of the house.

hqhahahah im the fat one????? your about 35 percent bodyfat and on your way to type 2 diabetes..... can you train me ::)
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: Bronx on March 20, 2007, 06:04:14 AM
I would do the same thing. Here is my philosophy. Wash your hands before you touch your dick, cuz they are probably dirty from all the shit you touch through the day. As long as you aren't a retard and don't piss on yourself, there is no reason to wash your hands AFTER because chances are, your dick is cleaner than ANYTHING in that bathroom anyways.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: nycbull on March 20, 2007, 06:15:11 AM
Heres my bit of bathroom advice. After you wash your hands, grab a papertowel and use it to open the door as you leave.  So many idiots wash their hands and then grab the door handle on their way out. That is where most of the germs are. then they wonder why they often get colds.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: chainsaw on March 20, 2007, 06:34:50 AM
I would do the same thing. Here is my philosophy. Wash your hands before you touch your dick, cuz they are probably dirty from all the shit you touch through the day. As long as you aren't a retard and don't piss on yourself, there is no reason to wash your hands AFTER because chances are, your dick is cleaner than ANYTHING in that bathroom anyways.

Quite Correct.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: onlyme on March 20, 2007, 11:10:13 AM
hqhahahah im the fat one????? your about 35 percent bodyfat and on your way to type 2 diabetes..... can you train me ::)

Boy you haven't even seen the inside of a gym and believe me you woudln't be able to keep up with me even now.  Keep pretending if it makes your day.  We all just laugh AT you.  You gotta love a fat guy who has never lifted who comes on here and pretends to be tough.  You gotta love it.  hahahaha  what a tool
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: onlyme on March 20, 2007, 11:14:29 AM
nice name drop and homo erotic post fag

I finally realized why you and some others morons think of this as name dropping.  When you live a lifestyle like you do, then you would think this is name-dropping since you NEVER get to meet or see people other than your relatives.  ANybody who's name is in the magazines or newspaper or on TV is considered a "star" to you.  How sad that is.  Too bad I grew up in a place where seeing the people you think are stars I see everyday and it's no big deal.  You are the ones who make it a big deal.  Man I would hate to have your life.  I understand why you come one here and pretend to be tough and a know-it-all.  You have no life.  How sad.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 20, 2007, 12:26:42 PM
I finally realized why you and some others morons think of this as name dropping.  When you live a lifestyle like you do, then you would think this is name-dropping since you NEVER get to meet or see people other than your relatives.  ANybody who's name is in the magazines or newspaper or on TV is considered a "star" to you.  How sad that is.  Too bad I grew up in a place where seeing the people you think are stars I see everyday and it's no big deal.  You are the ones who make it a big deal.  Man I would hate to have your life.  I understand why you come one here and pretend to be tough and a know-it-all.  You have no life.  How sad.

i know one fat queer who I dont consider a star ::)
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: pushinweight on March 20, 2007, 07:00:55 PM
I finally realized why you and some others morons think of this as name dropping.  When you live a lifestyle like you do, then you would think this is name-dropping since you NEVER get to meet or see people other than your relatives.  ANybody who's name is in the magazines or newspaper or on TV is considered a "star" to you.  How sad that is.  Too bad I grew up in a place where seeing the people you think are stars I see everyday and it's no big deal.  You are the ones who make it a big deal.  Man I would hate to have your life.  I understand why you come one here and pretend to be tough and a know-it-all.  You have no life.  How sad.

Onlyme I think Benny has a crush on you.  Bet he has jacked off to Hustler many times thats why he considers Larry such a celebrity.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 20, 2007, 07:08:56 PM
nice name drop and homo erotic post fag

the squad must be proud son
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: 4thAD on March 20, 2007, 08:32:30 PM
Heres my bit of bathroom advice. After you wash your hands, grab a papertowel and use it to open the door as you leave.  So many idiots wash their hands and then grab the door handle on their way out. That is where most of the germs are. then they wonder why they often get colds.

I actually do this and have taught my children to do the same.

I would do the same thing. Here is my philosophy. Wash your hands before you touch your dick, cuz they are probably dirty from all the shit you touch through the day. As long as you aren't a retard and don't piss on yourself, there is no reason to wash your hands AFTER because chances are, your dick is cleaner than ANYTHING in that bathroom anyways.

Thats nasty bro! Are you too lazy to wash your hands after you use the head or what? I don't think anyone wants to touch your filthy hands. My advice to you bro with all due respect. WASH YOUR NASTY LITTLE DICK SKINNERS!
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: Bronx on March 21, 2007, 12:57:40 PM
I actually do this and have taught my children to do the same.

Thats nasty bro! Are you too lazy to wash your hands after you use the head or what? I don't think anyone wants to touch your filthy hands. My advice to you bro with all due respect. WASH YOUR NASTY LITTLE DICK SKINNERS!

Ha. I could give three shits what the next guy does. I touch NOTHING in the bathroom in public. I even kick the back of the door so it bounces open on my way out. Trust me, I will NEVER change that plan. EVER.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: chainsaw on March 21, 2007, 01:34:20 PM
i know one fat queer who I dont consider a star ::)

You call him you're boyfriend correct?
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 21, 2007, 01:44:17 PM
the squad must be proud son

ya with your physique.... you really should be talking smack ::) you have the best red neck syndrome on all of getbig
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: onlyme on March 21, 2007, 01:56:02 PM
ya with your physique.... you really should be talking smack ::) you have the best red neck syndrome on all of getbig

Hey Pierced Ass you are getting owned on every thread.  Give it and kill yourself.  Save your family the embarrassement.
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 21, 2007, 01:59:11 PM
Hey Pierced Ass you are getting owned on every thread.  Give it and kill yourself.  Save your family the embarrassement.

hey "fatterthanmimi" when your opinion matters to me i will take note ::)
Title: Re: My Lesson From the Flynts I.E (HUSTLER)
Post by: onlyme on March 21, 2007, 03:20:02 PM
hey "fatterthanmimi" when your opinion matters to me i will take note ::)

Hey Pierced Ass if I want any shit from you I'll squeeze your head.