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Title: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: tommywishbone on March 22, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Q: What do you call the first black astronaut to land on the moon?

A: A ******
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Post by: ManBearPig... on March 22, 2007, 05:36:26 PM
q. why do girls fake orgasms?

a. who gives a fuck?
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 22, 2007, 05:46:02 PM
Quote from: tommywishbone on March 22, 2007, 05:34:55 PM
Q: What do you call the first black astronaut to land on the moon?

A: A ******

Say what?
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: The Luke on March 22, 2007, 06:58:16 PM
Heard this joke three times... once from a Kenyan, once from a Cameroonian and once from Sierra Leone-ean... (dude from Sierra Leone). Apparently it's the MOST racist, most offensive, most anti-white racist joke ever known to any African:

Why do whiteys smell like wet dogs when they get wet?
You should be asking why your dog is wet!

Must lose something in the translation...


The Luke
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: tommywishbone on March 22, 2007, 07:31:41 PM
Quote from: The Luke on March 22, 2007, 06:58:16 PM
Heard this joke three times... once from a Kenyan, once from a Cameroonian and once from Sierra Leone-ean... (dude from Sierra Leone). Apparently it's the MOST racist, most offensive, most anti-white racist joke ever known to any African:

Why do whiteys smell like wet dogs when they get wet?
You should be asking why your dog is wet!

Must lose something in the translation...


The Luke

 ;D That ain't bad.
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: sandycoosworth on March 22, 2007, 07:33:56 PM
whats the best part about fucking a 10 year old girl

























flipping her over















and pretending shes a 10 year old boy :D
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 22, 2007, 07:34:53 PM
 :) Grim, very grim.
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Post by: chaos on March 22, 2007, 07:37:06 PM
Sandy I bet you have the best sense of humor on Getbig. ;D
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Post by: leonp1981 on March 22, 2007, 07:39:37 PM
A kid runs up to his mom and says "Mom, Mom, Grandpa's got his dick in the cookie jar!"

Mom says "Its alright son....















































...He's fucking crackers!"
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: The Luke on March 22, 2007, 07:41:37 PM
My younger brother went to a Student Feminists meeting (he's still in college) wearing a tshirt emblazoned with the logo...

"LEGALIZE"

...across the chest, on the back it read...

"RAPE"

...fun times I tell ya.



The Luke
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Post by: wolfgang187 on March 22, 2007, 07:45:18 PM
I GOT ONE!
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Post by: leonp1981 on March 22, 2007, 07:46:35 PM
How do you stop a Indian from drowning?























Take your foot off his head!  :-X
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Post by: tommywishbone on March 22, 2007, 07:48:02 PM
 ;D
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Post by: leonp1981 on March 22, 2007, 07:49:39 PM
Why is anal sex better than vaginal?































Its tighter, it feels better, and its more degrading to women!!!   ;D
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Post by: wolfgang187 on March 22, 2007, 08:10:56 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Post by: gcb on March 22, 2007, 08:16:07 PM
Australian Aborigine jokes (I apologise in advance)

Q. What's the difference between a dog being run over by a car and an abo being run over by a car?
A. There are skid marks before the dog.

Q. What do you call an abo with a car?
A. Thief.

Q. What do you call an abo with a gun?
A. Sir
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: The Luke on March 22, 2007, 09:11:32 PM
Quote from: The Luke on March 22, 2007, 07:41:37 PM
My younger brother went to a Student Feminists meeting (he's still in college) wearing a tshirt emblazoned with the logo...

"LEGALIZE"

...across the chest, on the back it read...

"RAPE"

...fun times I tell ya.



The Luke
Just repeating this for those who might have missed it.
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: chaos on March 22, 2007, 09:14:06 PM
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Post by: titusisback on March 22, 2007, 10:06:20 PM
- How do you know your little sister had her first period?
- Your father's cock tastes like blood
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Post by: gcb on March 22, 2007, 10:28:37 PM
Q. What is the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A. Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.
Title: Re: Post your best one line, non-PC joke. All ethnicites welcome!
Post by: pushinweight on March 23, 2007, 12:06:32 AM
Q.   What do you call when a moron, idiot, pathological liar, fat slob, skinny fag, bullshit artist, delusional tool and a low-life smelly Indian meet up on a Bodybuilding Message Board?

A.   The Squad