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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on April 04, 2007, 10:21:49 AM
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
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Dude!! Would it have killed you to bang out a set for her ??
And yes !! You were owned !
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yeah, you probably would of had to postpone that workout at least 2 days after doing that pull-up.
You made the right decision.
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I wouldn't go run a marathon the day before legs, but I doubt a set of pullups at a sub-max effort would really hurt your back workout the next day. You should have just karate chopped one of the wooden beams holding the chin up bar or something cool like that instead. :)
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Just work on your jab , next time she goes off ...................... BOOOOM
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I wouldn't go run a marathon the day before legs, but I doubt a set of pullups at a sub-max effort would really hurt your back workout the next day. You should have just karate chopped one of the wooden beams holding the chin up bar or something cool like that instead. :)
Nice diversion. I should have just drop kicked one of the kids on the playground.
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Just do one pull up fag..... I bet your the type of guy who sets his watch so he doesnt forget his cell-tech pump tech nitro-tech or gakic ::)
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
Fag.Nothing is more important than your wife and son for you. Stupid.
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
Get a divorce.
It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you. She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.
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Get a divorce.
It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you. She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.
Haha. Thats also another point of view. Love it!
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Just do one pull up fag..... I bet your the type of guy who sets his watch so he doesnt forget his cell-tech pump tech nitro-tech or gakic ::)
ahahaha he refuses to push doors open if he has chest the next day in case he mimics a bench press!!
oh dear bodybuilding has completely taken over and thats very sad
ta ta
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Fag.Nothing is more important than your wife and son for you. Stupid.
of course there is, a WORKOUT!!!!
you was right...A son and a wife you can get on every corner, but your workout of that day was unique...Why dont you tell her in the next time she is on her 'period' something like
"it must be good to have this useless thing between your legs...its the only thing that matters and yet it can be usefulll just a bunch of days on the month...'
MONSTER COMMITMENT TO SAVAGE WORKOUTS!!!
PS: dont get mad with the joke at your wife, im just kidding! ;D
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Bloody her teeth next time she gets mouthy.
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Just do one pull up fag..... I bet your the type of guy who sets his watch so he doesnt forget his cell-tech pump tech nitro-tech or gakic ::)
He uses Casien protien...im sure of it.
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Get a divorce.
It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you. She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.
well if she wasn't..NOW she is gonna..
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If I were you, I'd divorce her immediately for being such an insensitive whore and become gay.
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If I were you, I'd divorce her immediately for being such an insensitive whore and become gay.
Leave it to "onemorerep" to bring homosexuality into every thread ::)
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Bloody her teeth next time she gets mouthy.
bwahahaha! ;)
Seriously, you are a dork. You should have knocked out a set of pull ups to show her what you got. That wouldn't have killed your workout the next day. Geez, you spend all your time working out in the gym...moments like this is where you show off the results!
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You did the right thing.
If you don't have to run, walk.
If you don't have to walk, stand
If you don't have to stand, sit.
If you don't have to sit, lay down.
If you don't have to stay awake, go to sleep.
She's lucky you were utilizing valuable recovery agents even attending the park with her. Toss in the fact she elevated your cortisol levels enough to start this thread, I'd say she seriously is attempting to hinder your progress.
Next time, rip off your shirt, win an unchallenged impromptu posedown with other park visitors, then get a divorce, the ultimate cortisol inhibitor.
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i think your wife doesnt really love you, and that if she did, she wouldnt have humiliated you in front of others people.
what kind of couple is this when the woman brings her man down ????
useless muscle? is this what she thinks when you fuck her ?
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"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
What a useless c.u.n.t that wife of yours is. To go and insult you in that manner, what nerve she has. You should have turned around and told her what you use your muscles for. You should have told her that the only time you use them is to pose in the men's locker room for your buddies in order to see who has the biggest man muscles. Women will never understand the passion we have for such pastimes..
My advice, dump the whore. Who is she to judge, she couldn't even do a pull-up herself?
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Dude, you need to keep your pimp hand strong...
Tip of the Week: Wrap yo women in blankets before you beat 'em. They won't bruise that way.
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Dude, you need to keep your pimp hand strong...
Tip of the Week: Wrap yo women in blankets before you beat 'em. They won't bruise that way.
no need to hit them...just scare em enough, it's working way better, and it lasts longer.
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no need to hit them...just scare em enough, it's working way better, and it lasts longer.
Forget about beating or intimidating them, just cheat on them. Here's an idea, go out to the local meat district in your area and pick up a hott stud and bring him home one night while she is out to her sister's house. Keep him in bed and allow him to take your manlihood, afterwards, once she gets home, make sure to be riding him so that when she walks in on this man-on-man action she can get the lesson of her life. All she will see are the soles of his foot, while you are sitting on top of his dagger getting the ramming of your life...
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Forget about beating or intimidating them, just cheat on them. Here's an idea, go out to the local meat district in your area and pick up a hott stud and bring him home one night while she is out to her sister's house. Keep him in bed and allow him to take your manlihood, afterwards, once she gets home, make sure to be riding him so that when she walks in on this man-on-man action she can get the lesson of her life. All she will see are the soles of his foot, while you are sitting on top of his dagger getting the ramming of your life...
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WTF...
get out!
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Forget about beating or intimidating them, just cheat on them. Here's an idea, go out to the local meat district in your area and pick up a hott stud and bring him home one night while she is out to her sister's house. Keep him in bed and allow him to take your manlihood, afterwards, once she gets home, make sure to be riding him so that when she walks in on this man-on-man action she can get the lesson of her life. All she will see are the soles of his foot, while you are sitting on top of his dagger getting the ramming of your life...
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God Damn it man >:(
I see i cant read none of your sick ass posts man...
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None of my posts are sick. Some of these guys have advised him to beat on her, divorce her, kill her etc... All I did was advise him to cheat on her with another man.
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None of my posts are sick. Some of these guys have advised him to beat on her, divorce her, kill her etc... All I did was advise him to cheta on her with another man.
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In disturbing detail
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Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
This has to be a joke.
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None of my posts are sick. Some of these guys have advised him to beat on her, divorce her, kill her etc... All I did was advise him to cheat on her with another man.
Being a man and fucking another dude is sick ....
hope this helps homo
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Being a man and fucking another dude is sick ....
hope this helps homo
You're filipino, you are already genetically predetermined to be a homosexual. The men from your country are as feminine as they get and a bunch of pushovers that women completely dominate.
Jae, why don't you fetch yourself a green card,
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You're filipino, you are already genetically predetermined to be a homosexual. The men from your country are as feminine as they get and a bunch of pushovers that women completely dominate.
Jae, why don't you fetch yourself a green card,
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Dude...please tell me you are not trying to say you arent a pillow biting flaming homo...
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You're filipino, you are already genetically predetermined to be a homosexual. The men from your country are as feminine as they get and a bunch of pushovers that women completely dominate.
Jae, why don't you fetch yourself a green card,
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hahaha meltdown.....sorry stud, your barking up the wrong tree....homo , queer , fags , whatever...i dont give a fuck, i live in NYC...if I look outside the window im going to see some sort of fag anyways...your too easy to melt you cock swallowing bottom bitch.... get my green card ?? ok i will... ::)
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Dude...please tell me you are not trying to say you arent a pillow biting flaming homo...
I am a flaming homosexual.
No mistake there,
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I am a flaming homosexual.
No mistake there,
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Well dont try spreading (no pun) your gayism round these parts ok?...keep your homo-erotic thoughts to yourself...
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hahaha meltdown.....sorry stud, your barking up the wrong tree....homo , queer , fags , whatever...i dont give a fuck, i live in NYC...if I look outside the window im going to see some sort of fag anyways...your too easy to melt you cock swallowing bottom bitch.... get my green card ?? ok i will... ::)
What's even worse, Jae, is that instead of presenting a formidable argument to my insult that practically condemned you to a life of homosexualism, instead you present the all-too-typical, "MELTDOWN". Besides, Im bigger than you in every way, you truly don't count..
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What's even worse, Jae, is that instead of presenting a formidable argument to my insult that practically condemned you to a life of homosexualism, instead you present the all-too-typical, "MELTDOWN". Besides, Im bigger than you in every way, you truly don't count..
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yes I agree, your asshole is much 'bigger' as in 'wider' than mine... homos never count :-* you will always be mentally defective, like retards for cocks.
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Well dont try spreading (no pun) your gayism round these parts ok?...keep your homo-erotic thoughts to yourself...
"big"_mal,
I don't need to spread my "gayism" on these boards at all. Just the fact that you are a bodybuilding fan provides testament to the inner gay workings of your mind. Consider this, while I am a gay man that openly professes to enjoying the male body, you are a straight man that instead of being honest and saying that you dig other men, you instead will !PAY! $50 - $70 bucks to go and sit in an auditorium packed like a sardine next to probably 100-150 other sweaty "straight" men, all wearing spandex t-shirts who attend these shows waiting for the highlight which consists of a bunch of overgrown musclebears posing on stage with nothing but a dentalfloss-thin thong while being all oiled up, all so that you can chear your heart out and tap your feet against the floor as they show you their overall manliness.
I rest my case sister,
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"big"_mal,
I don't need to spread my "gayism" on these boards at all. Just the fact that you are a bodybuilding fan provides testament to the inner gay workings of your mind. Consider this, while I am a gay man that openly professes to enjoying the male body, you are a straight man that instead of being honest and saying that you dig other men, you instead will !PAY! $50 - $70 bucks to go and sit in an auditorium packed like a sardine next to probably 100-150 other sweaty "straight" men, all wearing spandex t-shirts who attend these shows waiting for the highlight which consists of a bunch of overgrown musclebears posing on stage with nothing but a dentalfloss-thin thong while being all oiled up, all so that you can chear your heart out and tap your feet against the floor as they show you their overall manliness.
I rest my case sister,
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Homo Meltdown
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Dude, you are filipino. You are genetically inferior to every other race on the planet. Your people were raped by the Japanese and are traitors from within. Your country of origin would qualify as a 9th-world country if there ever existed such a thing. Go and make mud angels in the streets of Manila why don't you and while you are at it, visit the famous gay club called BED there...
http://www.imdiversity.com/Villages/Asian/civil_human_equal_rights/pns_gay_philippines.asp (http://www.imdiversity.com/Villages/Asian/civil_human_equal_rights/pns_gay_philippines.asp)
END OF STORY,
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And you are a homo....JJ wins
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Homo Meltdown
Classic response to a post you have no logical answer to. The proverbial "Meltdown" has become the common day word for the phrase "I retreat"..
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And you are a homo....
Yay!! Thanks for stating the obvious!!
Come on, get some better comebacks you damn rookie..
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Dude, you are filipino. You are genetically inferior to every other race on the planet. Your people were raped by the Japanese and are traitors from within. Your country of origin would qualify as a 9th-world country if there ever existed such a thing. Go and make mud angels in the streets of Manila why don't you and while you are at it, visit the famous gay club called BED there...
http://www.imdiversity.com/Villages/Asian/civil_human_equal_rights/pns_gay_philippines.asp (http://www.imdiversity.com/Villages/Asian/civil_human_equal_rights/pns_gay_philippines.asp)
END OF STORY,
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Damn, I post some harsh shit, but that was messed up. :D
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Classic response to a post you have no logical answer to. The proverbial "Meltdown" has become the common day word for the phrase "I retreat"..
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Dude you are trying to superimpose your gayness on everyone here...your fagotry is very broad...the differece between you and i is...i go go competetions because i think "dude is swole and i want to look like that" you go to shows and think about how you are going to get in that guys room and get him to bone you...
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Damn, I post some harsh shit, but that was messed up. :D
Messed up, but fortunately true..
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Dude you are trying to superimpose your gayness on everyone here...your fagotry is very broad...the differece between you and i is...i go go competetions because i think "dude is swole and i want to look like that" you go to shows and think about how you are going to get in that guys room and get him to bone you...
Really, let it go, you suck at explaining yourself. "Dude is swole and i want to look like that".. As gay as the day is bright.
Go buy a flex magazine and some (http://www.export-forum.com/china/china-export-tissues/images/china%20tissues.jpg)
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hahaha meltdown.....sorry stud, your barking up the wrong tree....homo , queer , fags , whatever...i dont give a fuck, i live in NYC...if I look outside the window im going to see some sort of fag anyways...your too easy to melt you cock swallowing bottom bitch.... get my green card ?? ok i will... ::)
Shit ?? You're right!?
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Here is what you do...
Tell her you're sorry and that she's right. Make her feel like she is in fact superior and has "owned" you.
Then, the next time you're plowing her ass (doggy style), lean in and whisper in her ear "don't you ever mouth off to me again you little girl...specially in public", then quickly Donkey Punch her and immediatelly pull out. You'll give her a Pink Sock.
I doubt she'll ever mouth off again.
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Just do one pull up fag..... I bet your the type of guy who sets his watch so he doesnt forget his cell-tech pump tech nitro-tech or gakic ::)
hahahahah, classic.
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Here is what you do...
Tell her you're sorry and that she's right. Make her feel like she is in fact superior and has "owned" you.
Then, the next time you're plowing her ass (doggy style), lean in and whisper in her ear "don't you ever mouth off to me again you little ####...specially in public", then quickly Donkey Punch her and immediatelly pull out. You'll give her a Pink Sock.
I doubt she'll ever mouth off again.
LOL! Never heard of the Pink Sock before but I like it.
Lots of great advice in this thread from both sides of the aisle!
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
Waaaaa... Waaaaa... Waaaaa... I can't do a few measly reps 'cause I'm doing back tomorrow. Geezus, gimme a break! ::)
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
Dude, I feel you but you still gotta show your ol lady and son whos the boss. Wouldnt have killed you to bang out a quality set for her and some of the other moms to see and dads to get jealous of.
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heh, cool story.
More like an embarrassing story on his part.
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More like an embarrassing story on his part.
Yes. I think he lied about having a son and wife. By "wife" he meant his gay bottom bitch, but he knew if he was honest about that we`d never let him hear the end of it.
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
your puss ass can't do a pull up one day and then do back the next???
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your wife cant do one pull up?
time to find a new one
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
So now your Son thinks you are a pussy.
Excellent work, Mallethead. :P
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
you should kill yourself and release your wife and kid from the idiocy you have surrouned them in. Your life evolves around your back day and not your wife and kid. Yes eat a bullet so she can find a real man to father your unclorinated seed
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No offense to your wife, but your a huge fuckin idiot and she must be mentally retarted to be with you. She must be the gal that uses the pickle gun at McDonalds. I can only imagine the kid you guys have combined to make......pure ivy league material
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Yeah, he probably didnt have his under armour shirt, arm band with ipod, weight belt, winter hat, gloves, and his carb drink with him. You guys are so insensitive.
((I havent laughed so hard at some of the responses.....smacking her in the mouth stuff was hilarious))
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
One chin wears your back out? wow.
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Maybe you shoulda choke slamed the slut, gave her a few kicks to the ribs and pelvis, pissed on her and then looked at your son and said, "see boy, thats how u treat a woman".
Instead your son is now thinkin that you are a pussy and that your wife has the real balls of the family. As a result of your actions to the situation, your son is going to frow up to be a fluffer in fag porn movies......
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Maybe you shoulda choke slamed the slut, gave her a few kicks to the ribs and pelvis, pissed on her and then looked at your son and said, "see boy, thats how u treat a woman".
Instead your son is now thinkin that you are a pussy and that your wife has the real balls of the family. As a result of your actions to the situation, your son is going to frow up to be a fluffer in fag porn movies......
God damn i love getbig..
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Yeah, he probably didnt have his under armour shirt, arm band with ipod, weight belt, winter hat, gloves, and his carb drink with him. You guys are so insensitive.
((I havent laughed so hard at some of the responses.....smacking her in the mouth stuff was hilarious))
hahah, seriously sometimes i forget why i come to this site....this thread is hilarious
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Sunday afternoon my wife, son and myself went to the park. There was a chin up bar near the play ground and my wife playing around tries a rep but couldn't do one, then asks me if I can do a pull-up. I told her yes and that I usually cradle a 30 lb dumbell with my feet while I do them. She asks me to show her but I told her I am doing back the next day and didn't want to tire my back a day early.
She goes off on me with people listenening.
"It must be nice having all of that useless muscle and you can't even show me or your son that you can do one pull-up, why do you even workout if you are never going to use your muscles for anything"
I felt like a schmuck.
Serisously. How many of you would purposely do an exercise knowing that you were going to work out the next day?
LMAO! Real men do not worry about if it is back the next day. LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Get a divorce.
It`s obvious she doesn`t respect you. She is probably getting some cock on the side anyways.
LOL