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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on April 13, 2007, 07:37:40 AM
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...If you stopped modding 2 days ago then why have you spent 2 days locking threads and merging threads...I know your just going to insult me and get away fromt the question but I figured I would ask...
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HELLO HELLO UM IS ANYONE THERE HELLO....
PITY POST ;D
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Riddle me this riddle me that ..who's afraid of the big black bat... ;D
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Riddle me this riddle me that ..who's afraid of the big black bat... ;D
A little white mouse ;D
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A little white mouse ;D
That live in a tiny white house.. ;D
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That live in a tiny white house.. ;D
with a white pickett fence
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with a white pickett fence
This does not make sense... ;D
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This does not make sense... ;D
??? HOW
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??? HOW
We had been rhyming so i used sense to go with fence... :)
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We had been rhyming so i used sense to go with fence... :)
dan sounds awful tense...
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dan sounds awful tense...
Not to worry wifey will take care of that tonight ;D
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dan sounds awful tense...
What could come next with all the suspence.
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We had been rhyming so i used sense to go with fence... :)
sorry AS i should have guessed
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sorry AS i should have guessed
It's ok you did your best... :)
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It's ok you did your best... :)
after that fuck up i should put on blutos DRESS
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Little boy blue...
...He needed the money...OOOHHH
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after that fuck up i should put on blutos DRESS
He has many I must confess..
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He has many I must confess..
Im not really sure i want to see that i do DIGRESS
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Im not really sure i want to see that i do DIGRESS
and i think you're all GAY.
wait.
fuck! >:(
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and i think you're all GAY.
wait.
fuck! >:(
LOL Don't worry we will be here all DAY.
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and i think you're all GAY.
wait.
fuck! >:(
lol i think AS is still on encarta ;D
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lol i think AS is still on encarta ;D
It's all me I'm a fan of SPARTA... ;D
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First I was afraid, I was petrified...
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It's all me I'm a fan of SPARTA... ;D
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Do you like gladiator movies..... ;D
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Do you like gladiator movies..... ;D
So Timmy... you ever...
"Oh, you'll pay! Listen to what I say"
"Maybe I should go eat some hay. Would that be ok?"
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So Timmy... you ever...
"Oh, you'll pay! Listen to what I say"
"Maybe I should go eat some hay. Would that be ok?"
Shit I fucked up the punchline... ;D
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looks like i picked the wrong day to stop drinkin'.
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looks like i picked the wrong day to stop drinkin'.
What do you make of this... I can make a hat or a bird or.... ;D
(http://www.bgu.ac.il/noar/students/interhug967/gil/tv-movie/airplane/johnny.jpg)
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looks like i picked the wrong day to stop drinkin'.
And sniffing glue.....classic movie
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What do you make of this... I can make a hat or a bird or.... ;D
(http://www.bgu.ac.il/noar/students/interhug967/gil/tv-movie/airplane/johnny.jpg)
this? why i could make a hat! or a brooch! or a pterodactyl...
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Surely you're joking.
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this? why i could make a hat! or a brooch! or a pterodactyl...
Damm twice can I use the excuse I am working off my little brain. ;D
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Surely you're joking.
I'm not joking and don't call me shirley... ;D
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I'm not joking and don't call me shirley... ;D
Ahhhh, that's good stuff!
Here's a 'lil something for ya.
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And for some reason, this is how I picture MOS on the toilet.
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Damm twice can I use the excuse I am working off my little brain. ;D
i've watched airplane god damn near a hundred times in my life. it's probably a good thing you don't know it like i do. ;D
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I want all the lights on the runway right now....
(http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9803/11/lloyd.bridges.obit/link.airplane.jpg)
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Happy Gilmore: You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS BALL!
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i've watched airplane god damn near a hundred times in my life. it's probably a good thing you don't know it like i do. ;D
best part is when they try and calm down the old ladie and every ones in line with bats and pipes that was funny as hell..
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( Meanwhile back on the plane )
Attendnt: Would you like some coffee before we serve dinner?
Striker : No, no thank you.
Attendnt: Would either of you like another cup of coffee?
Mother2 : I will, but Jim won't.
Father : I think I will have another cup of coffee.
Mother2 : ( To herself in an echo voice ) Jim never has a
second cup at home.
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I speak jive... ;D
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7029/airplane3bc.jpg)
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I speak jive... ;D
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7029/airplane3bc.jpg)
Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Attndnt : Can I get you something?
Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
Tightly.
Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.
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Jivemn2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Attndnt : Can I get you something?
Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up.
Tightly.
Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt : Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
if you can help him.
Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.
Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains
anyhow.
LOL thats funny just reading the exchange.
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I had to keep him under surveillance.
I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move.
- Tell us how you cut him.
- With no knife.
- You told me you cut the dude.
- With these I cut him.
I am a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher.
That's the "quart of blood" technique. Do it, a quart of blood drops out of a body.
- Tell him how you beat on the cop.
- Cops, plural.
Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around.
When they brought you in and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.
- Yeah.
- The cops threw tear gas in my face.
I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face.
You beating up a man, putting him in hospital.
- How come I don't see marks on you?
- Yeah.
Cos I'm a karate man, all right.
Karate men bruise on the inside, they don't show their weaknesses.
You don't know that, guy. Now get off my back, all right.
I wish my bitches would hurry up. I ain't got time to be here.
Where is your bitches, Mr Big Time Pimp?
Yeah.
Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted and I can't get in contact
with my bitches.
Yeah, the phone in the limo had busted. Are you ignorant?
- Look, sit down, all right.
- It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
Hey, now...
You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already.
Do you know who you're fucking with? Back the fuck up, back up.
D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor.
- Billy Ray Valentine?
- Yes.
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I had to keep him under surveillance.
I had to make sure he had his payroll before I made my move.
- Tell us how you cut him.
- With no knife.
- You told me you cut the dude.
- With these I cut him.
I am a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher.
That's the "quart of blood" technique. Do it, a quart of blood drops out of a body.
- Tell him how you beat on the cop.
- Cops, plural.
Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around.
When they brought you in and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.
- Yeah.
- The cops threw tear gas in my face.
I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face.
You beating up a man, putting him in hospital.
- How come I don't see marks on you?
- Yeah.
Cos I'm a karate man, all right.
Karate men bruise on the inside, they don't show their weaknesses.
You don't know that, ####. Now get off my back, all right.
I wish my bitches would hurry up. I ain't got time to be here.
Where is your bitches, Mr Big Time Pimp?
Yeah.
Didn't I tell you, the phone in my limousine is busted and I can't get in contact
with my bitches.
Yeah, the phone in the limo had busted. Are you ignorant?
- Look, sit down, all right.
- It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving.
Hey, now...
You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already.
Do you know who you're fucking with? Back the fuck up, back up.
D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor.
- Billy Ray Valentine?
- Yes.
Trading Places
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Trading Places
Yep...Very Good...Big Mal...Tell 'im what he won Johnny...lol