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Title: THE SHADOW IS SO POOR
Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 10:08:28 AM: He had to put a pack of gum on lay away..
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Post by: drkaje on April 19, 2007, 10:10:37 AM: When a relative dies.... he can't pay respects.
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Post by: Always Sore on April 19, 2007, 10:27:30 AM: Can't even pay attention... :)
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 10:29:14 AM: He cant afford anything in the dollar store
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Post by: Always Sore on April 19, 2007, 10:33:51 AM: burglars break into his home and leave money.
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Post by: anvil on April 19, 2007, 11:44:40 AM: he had to stucco his house by painting over the boogers
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 11:53:21 AM: If the sign says buy one get one free...
hes shit out luck ;D
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Post by: anvil on April 19, 2007, 12:00:27 PM: when I saw him wobbling down the street with only one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and he said - "Nope...just found one..."
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Post by: tu_holmes on April 19, 2007, 12:04:08 PM: I saw him hanging the toilet paper out to dry.
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Post by: Always Sore on April 19, 2007, 12:27:36 PM: He though all cheese came from goverment lines.
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Post by: The Squadfather on April 19, 2007, 12:42:58 PM: that little indian penis puffer is so poor that i saw him walking down the street kicking an aluminum can and when i asked him waht he was doing he said, "moving".
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 12:44:28 PM: Quote from: anvil on April 19, 2007, 12:00:27 PM
when I saw him wobbling down the street with only one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and he said - "Nope...just found one..."
I just pissed my pants ;D
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Post by: Always Sore on April 19, 2007, 12:44:57 PM: He gives blood just for the free cookie.
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 12:49:52 PM: he so poor i saw him in the k-mart with a box of garbage bags..I said what are you doing? he said buying luggage..
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Post by: The Squadfather on April 19, 2007, 12:51:43 PM: "he's" so poor his front door and back door are on the same hinge.
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Post by: HUGEPECS on April 19, 2007, 01:03:06 PM: that little shudra is so poor, that every afternoon you can see him cruising along India's most famous Slums in search of some decent crumbs from the local dumpters ;)
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:03:24 PM: Hes so poor' he eats cereal with a fork to save milk..
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:05:19 PM: He so poor when you ring his doorbell it goes ''DING''
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Post by: The Squadfather on April 19, 2007, 01:15:31 PM: motherfuccker's house is so dirty i had to wipe my feet before i went outside.
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:19:04 PM: He so poor i saw him kicking a can down the street,I said what are you doing? He said, moving
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Post by: The Squadfather on April 19, 2007, 01:19:39 PM: Quote from: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:19:04 PM
He so poor i saw him kicking a can down the street,I said what are you doing? He said, moving
i just said that three or four posts above, Dan.
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Post by: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:22:07 PM: Quote from: The Squadfather on April 19, 2007, 01:19:39 PM
i just said that three or four posts above, Dan.
didnt see it GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ;D
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Post by: NJ_Slinky on April 19, 2007, 02:07:26 PM: Quote from: dan18 on April 19, 2007, 01:22:07 PM
didnt see it GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ;D

No, it just means you're a jackass.

observation - cavernous
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Post by: onlyme on April 23, 2007, 08:38:46 PM: Shadow is so poor, he goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other peoples fingers.
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Post by: dan18 on April 24, 2007, 11:17:11 AM: I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out he popped saying - "Who knocked???"
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Post by: JimmyTheFish on April 24, 2007, 12:01:38 PM: If his father didn't cut holes in his pockets at Christmas, he wouldn't have anything to play with.
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Post by: beatmaster on April 24, 2007, 02:12:14 PM: Beggar give him money when he pass by!
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Post by: dan18 on April 24, 2007, 02:17:09 PM: only time he smelled Hot Food was when a rich guy farted...
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Post by: beatmaster on April 24, 2007, 02:27:30 PM: Quote from: dan18 on April 24, 2007, 02:17:09 PM
only time he smelled Hot Food was when a rich guy farted...

i bet his mouth was open, taking advantage to the max!!!
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Post by: Sir William Idol on April 24, 2007, 02:29:08 PM: hahha, shadows so poor that his spring diet means no booger eating after 6pm
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Post by: Sir William Idol on April 24, 2007, 02:30:39 PM: shadows so poor when she wants to cut water for the mrs. mud hut contest she just slices open the goiter on the side of her neck
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Post by: beatmaster on April 24, 2007, 02:34:37 PM: thats his house!!! well not this one, too clean!!!
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Post by: Sir William Idol on April 24, 2007, 02:41:21 PM: shadow is so poor that he hasnt bought a toothbrush in years, why would he when these are everywhere and free:

(http://www.storm.ca/~rbutton/macuddersidepark/toilet%20brush.jpg)
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Post by: beatmaster on April 24, 2007, 02:45:05 PM: shadow: a day at the beach!!!
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Post by: dan18 on April 24, 2007, 03:11:40 PM: hes so Poor it took him 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar indian whore
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Post by: beatmaster on April 24, 2007, 03:40:33 PM: Quote from: dan18 on April 24, 2007, 03:11:40 PM
hes so Poor it took him 10 years to pay for a 5 dollar indian whore

and another 10 years for interest, look at the package
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Post by: Slin1 on April 24, 2007, 11:57:44 PM: Quote from: beatmaster on April 24, 2007, 02:45:05 PM
shadow: a day at the beach!!!

Couldn't they find any cleaner water to wash their clothes or is it bc of there clothes the water is so dirty ???
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Post by: Sir William Idol on April 25, 2007, 12:42:14 AM: Quote from: Slin1 on April 24, 2007, 11:57:44 PM
Couldn't they find any cleaner water to wash their clothes or is it bc of there clothes the water is so dirty ???

its actually misleading... shadow is just upstream, dipped his toe in the water and turned it that color instantly... this poor family had no idea, shadow is filthy even by indian standards
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Post by: onlyme on April 27, 2007, 12:59:11 AM: Thats Shadow beach front property. It comes with a laundry facilities which also double as the toilet and sink