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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: Your MAAAAaaaa on April 21, 2007, 12:00:43 PM
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turd so big that you nearly fainted just from looking at it? Then nearly fainting again upon smelling said wretched beast?
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the best thing about the toilets in canada and the US is the low clearance between water and anus...because the turd is cushioned by the water some impressive lengths can be achieved
here in australia there is a good 10" between anus and water so there is a lot more breakoff and fragment type shits
however the odour cant be denied by water and yes...ive nodded in approval and giggled at some of my releases and pity the next punter to enter the room
great thread
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I have actually bridged the water with one....had to break it in half with the plunger to get it to flush.
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I have actually bridged the water with one....had to break it in half with the plunger to get it to flush.
pics?
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pics?
:( sadly....no.
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the best are shits when ur dieting. ive filled the bowl many times.
one year, about a month out from the show i noticed that my weight wasnt dropping for a few days...and even went up 2 lbs.. i proceeded that day to take one of the biggest dumps of my life........ weighed myself after it and had lost 5 lbs :D
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There is nothing like taking a shit after a big night on the piss. It really cleans out my system... I can be in there dropping turds for quite sometime.
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the best are shits when ur dieting. ive filled the bowl many times.
one year, about a month out from the show i noticed that my weight wasnt dropping for a few days...and even went up 2 lbs.. i proceeded that day to take one of the biggest dumps of my life........ weighed myself after it and had lost 5 lbs :D
I CALL B.S. ON THAT CLAIM!!! >:(
Blinky Shit.
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I CALL B.S. ON THAT CLAIM!!! >:(
Blinky Shit.
no lie man. my body is weird when i diet. i would piss away up to 12 lbs pissing overnight.
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no lie man. my body is weird when i diet. i would piss away up to 12 lbs pissing overnight.
You're full of shit.
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You're full of shit.
not after that dump....and no i couldnt piss myself laughing either ;D
which brings up a good question.............
new thread ;)
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not after that dump....
hahahaha that was my point. :)
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hahahahha i hate it when it takes a monumental effort to clear it out then u look down and think 'god damn, no way thats fittin in the pipes' as u flush it it and sure enought, it get clogged LOLOLOLOL
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the best thing about the toilets in canada and the US is the low clearance between water and anus...because the turd is cushioned by the water some impressive lengths can be achieved
here in australia there is a good 10" between anus and water so there is a lot more breakoff and fragment type shits
however the odour cant be denied by water and yes...ive nodded in approval and giggled at some of my releases and pity the next punter to enter the room
great thread
Yes i'm thinking of having a marble toilet installed with a low seat to pan ratio so i can meet my log potential.
After laying long seemingly linear turds there is nothing more soul destroying than seeing your behemoth laying there fragmented, after crying for a while you then have the problem of letting it go etc, I intend to put a stop to this and will back up all claims photographically.
As for the illusive bottom of the pan to the seat turd has anyone accomplished this feat? Possibly the greatest a human being could muster imo
ta ta
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Yes i'm thinking of having a marble toilet installed with a low seat to pan ratio so i can meet my log potential.
After laying long seemingly linear turds there is nothing more soul destroying than seeing your behemoth laying there fragmented, after crying for a while you then have the problem of letting it go etc, I intend to put a stop to this and will back up all claims photographically.
As for the illusive bottom of the pan to the seat turd has anyone accomplished this feat? Possibly the greatest a human being could muster imo
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If so,then they are a God among men.
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ahaha yes, I will bow to such a man!
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some years ago my dad had an accident and was in a semi-conscious state for two weeks. when he came to and finally went to the bathroom, the nurse said his was the biggest turd she'd ever seen, like a grown man's forearm. later my dad told me he thought the turd would break his anus in half.
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some years ago my dad had an accident and was in a semi-conscious state for two weeks. when he came to and finally went to the bathroom, the nurse said his was the biggest turd she'd ever seen, like a grown man's forearm. later my dad told me he thought the turd would break his anus in half.
Lmao!
Did he say if it felt similar to having a mans forearm in his anus?
apparently he is quite the veteraN OF SUCH ANTICS
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turd so big that you nearly fainted just from looking at it? Then nearly fainting again upon smelling said wretched beast?
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are you sure it wasnt a fell dead gerbils that came out of your ass ;D
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fuck ive delt logs that could choke a monkey
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are you sure it wasnt a fell dead gerbils that came out of your ass ;D
hey it has been known, encased in a massive shit! What a way to go! Lucky bastards
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