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Title: 33,000 calories
Post by: mdgkmg on April 22, 2007, 10:33:30 PM
watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: pobrecito on April 22, 2007, 10:35:09 PM
A grizzly bear averages 25,000 calories per day  :-X
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: mdgkmg on April 22, 2007, 10:36:39 PM
868 pnds hasn't walked in 6 years had a strangulation hernia and had to be lifted out on a forklift cuz six firefights couldn't lift him.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Rami on April 22, 2007, 10:47:13 PM
ok so he is over weight, we get it... YAWN!
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: flexingtonsteele on April 22, 2007, 11:01:50 PM
I cut on a 33,000 calorie diet.

Whats wrong with that?

A calorie is a calorie, come on now guys!
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: mdgkmg on April 22, 2007, 11:17:01 PM
I cut on a 33,000 calorie diet.

Whats wrong with that?

A calorie is a calorie, come on now guys!


lmao. yea a calorie is a calorie 33,000 calories is just morbidly obese.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: marcus on April 23, 2007, 12:28:26 AM
It's cool guys it's just safety fat.  :)
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: bigkubby on April 23, 2007, 12:33:53 AM
thats fucken crazy. high blood pressure high cholesterol perhaps?
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Tapeworm on April 23, 2007, 12:40:15 AM
I'm sure it's a glandular problem.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: 240 is Back on April 23, 2007, 04:18:16 AM
It's cool guys it's just safety fat.  :)

ya know, the term 'safety fat' was single-handedly responsible for my first diet in over 2 years.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: davidpaul on April 23, 2007, 04:59:58 AM
He need to cut up,

great bulking genetics.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: ButtonMan on April 23, 2007, 05:02:51 AM
Getbig regular ........... ?
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Tombo on April 23, 2007, 06:10:07 AM
A grizzly bear averages 25,000 calories per day  :-X

bullshit it does lol

thats alot of salmon
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: j3di3 on April 23, 2007, 07:29:11 AM
relax guys, just a powerlifter in the offseason, i bet he can bench more than you
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: ignorance on April 23, 2007, 08:16:42 AM
I'm wife is a nurse, and she found a patient that is 900 pds and three nurses have to take care of him daily. So She know I have a big ego and so do I BUT, She told me that this fat over weight 900 pound pile of wasted human life, has the table circumference for his cock. And has a length of three feet. I was laughing so hard when she told me this. But then I got that "look" from her and I knew it was true.


So some fat 900 pound waste of life has this huge fucking cock and I'm pretty sure that is all that is keeping him happy, knows that everyone else is smaller. So next time you look at a fat 900 pound fattie think of this story, and wonder what girl would want him.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Kolchak on April 23, 2007, 08:47:05 AM
I'm sure it's a glandular problem.
No, he's just big boned.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Bast000 on April 23, 2007, 09:54:07 AM
maybe he should try eating less food.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Bast000 on April 23, 2007, 09:54:47 AM
maybe he should get all 33,000 calories from protein. 
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: SAMSON123 on April 23, 2007, 10:02:58 AM
I'm sure it's a glandular problem.

YEAH...HIS MOUTH GLAND EATS TOO DAMN MUCH...
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Bast000 on April 23, 2007, 10:04:30 AM
Guy must have some disorder to have such a large appetite.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Colossus_1986 on April 23, 2007, 10:11:51 AM
He need to cut up,

great bulking genetics.

it's a safety procaution, in the case of a world-wide famine or cahos, he outlives everyone on his fat stores alone....GENIOUS!!  ;D
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: mdgkmg on April 23, 2007, 10:17:03 AM
in two years he lost something like 200 pnds still couldn't walk. signed up into a nursing care thing where he designed his own weight loss diet. cut out the 10,000 calories from sugar and started eated stuff like chicken salad. he wrote a paper saying that the nurses were to refuse him any chocolate and any snacks between meals. then he went in to talk about his sex life, and i'm thinking he probably converts all his test to E, how the hell does he have a sex life. but during the show he got all depressed saying a major surgery to remover most of his stomach was probably all he could ever dream for and the only weigh he's lose the 400 pnds he needed too. and ya can't exactly tell em to start lifting hell they raise their heart rate it'd probably kill em. what he's need to do lose another 200-300 before he can start exercising. there's a reason fat ppl get that fat and thats because they don't stop themselves at just obesity, maybe they're trying to evolve into whales?
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: War-Horse on April 23, 2007, 11:47:49 AM
in two years he lost something like 200 pnds still couldn't walk. signed up into a nursing care thing where he designed his own weight loss diet. cut out the 10,000 calories from sugar and started eated stuff like chicken salad. he wrote a paper saying that the nurses were to refuse him any chocolate and any snacks between meals. then he went in to talk about his sex life, and i'm thinking he probably converts all his test to E, how the hell does he have a sex life. but during the show he got all depressed saying a major surgery to remover most of his stomach was probably all he could ever dream for and the only weigh he's lose the 400 pnds he needed too. and ya can't exactly tell em to start lifting hell they raise their heart rate it'd probably kill em. what he's need to do lose another 200-300 before he can start exercising. there's a reason fat ppl get that fat and thats because they don't stop themselves at just obesity, maybe they're trying to evolve into whales?



That last sentance was funny as hell. ;D
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 23, 2007, 03:51:47 PM
people blobs like that need to be euthanized. Just shoot the fucker between the eyes and dump his rotting carcass somewhere, what a drain on society.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: benjamin pearson on April 23, 2007, 04:05:47 PM
watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.

onlyme is cutting? good for him
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Bast000 on April 23, 2007, 06:47:24 PM
onlyme is cutting? good for him

harsh
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: SAMSON123 on April 23, 2007, 08:00:37 PM
I'm wife is a nurse, and she found a patient that is 900 pds and three nurses have to take care of him daily. So She know I have a big ego and so do I BUT, She told me that this fat over weight 900 pound pile of wasted human life, has the table circumference for his cock. And has a length of three feet. I was laughing so hard when she told me this. But then I got that "look" from her and I knew it was true.


So some fat 900 pound waste of life has this huge fucking cock and I'm pretty sure that is all that is keeping him happy, knows that everyone else is smaller. So next time you look at a fat 900 pound fattie think of this story, and wonder what girl would want him.

*YAWN*...YOU'RE INTO FAT MEN WITH BIG COCKS I SEE (THREE FEET LONG...THAT IS ALMOST AS LONG AS THIS LIE YOU'RE TELLING)...HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THIS FETISH?
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Big N on April 23, 2007, 08:04:57 PM
That's me dude 33,000 cals  ;D
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: dzulboy on April 23, 2007, 08:13:06 PM
I'm sure it's a glandular problem.

yea.....he needs to stop eating them
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 23, 2007, 08:16:06 PM
dont blame this fat turd...blame the people that keep feeding him.  He's too big to move, someone has to be bringing him all that food.  When the fat fuck dies, the caretaker should go to jail for negligent homicide.

Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: dzulboy on April 23, 2007, 08:18:48 PM
dont blame this fat turd...blame the people that keep feeding him.  He's too big to move, someone has to be bringing him all that food.  When the fat fuck dies, the caretaker should go to jail for negligent homicide.



hell   why no they prosecute  drug dealers  whose drugs people OD on....
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: War-Horse on April 23, 2007, 08:25:14 PM
dont blame this fat turd...blame the people that keep feeding him.  He's too big to move, someone has to be bringing him all that food.  When the fat fuck dies, the caretaker should go to jail for negligent homicide.





I agree with this.  Once you hit 300lbs i say your lips get sewed shut with fishing line, staples and a chasity belt.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Danimal77 on April 23, 2007, 08:33:18 PM
You do realize that many men AND women have weighed well over that 1,000 pound mark?

Carol Yager (1600 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/syager.jpg

Jon Brower Minnoch (1400 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/jbm700.jpg

Michael Edelman (1200 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smichael.jpg

Walter Hudson (1197 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/shudson.jpg

Francis John Lang (1187):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/swalker.jpg

Robert Earl Hughes (1069):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/sbobby.gif

Roselie Bradford (1053): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/bford2.gif

Mike Parteleno (1023 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smikep.gif

Michael Hebranko (1000): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/mikeheb.jpg
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Big N on April 23, 2007, 08:58:20 PM
You do realize that many men AND women have weighed well over that 1,000 pound mark?

Carol Yager (1600 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/syager.jpg

Jon Brower Minnoch (1400 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/jbm700.jpg

Michael Edelman (1200 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smichael.jpg

Walter Hudson (1197 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/shudson.jpg

Francis John Lang (1187):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/swalker.jpg

Robert Earl Hughes (1069):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/sbobby.gif

Roselie Bradford (1053): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/bford2.gif

Mike Parteleno (1023 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smikep.gif

Michael Hebranko (1000): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/mikeheb.jpg


Where does this "man lover" superstarbillyboy monster mass fit into that list dude ;D
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: dragonheart on April 23, 2007, 10:26:37 PM
someone needs to get that guy some gh, ephedra, clen, tren and winny asap
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: seauantea on April 23, 2007, 10:39:10 PM
watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.

Victor Richards claimed the the most calories he consumed in a single day was about 30,000. He said this was when he was eating Nigerian cuisine, which is heavy with fats. This statement was (deliberately?) twisted into him saying he eats that amount daily which impugned his credibility.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: bigkubby on April 24, 2007, 12:47:44 AM
wow how do these people live that long?thats sad.wish they had will power to get that weight off.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Danimal77 on May 16, 2009, 10:17:34 PM
wow how do these people live that long?thats sad.wish they had will power to get that weight off.

How can a man weigh 1400 pounds and a woman 1600 pounds?????  :-X
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on May 17, 2009, 12:43:02 AM
she ate more
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: LatsMcGee on May 17, 2009, 12:47:52 AM
You do realize that many men AND women have weighed well over that 1,000 pound mark?

Carol Yager (1600 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/syager.jpg

Jon Brower Minnoch (1400 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/jbm700.jpg

Michael Edelman (1200 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smichael.jpg

Walter Hudson (1197 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/shudson.jpg

Francis John Lang (1187):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/swalker.jpg

Robert Earl Hughes (1069):
http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/sbobby.gif

Roselie Bradford (1053): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/bford2.gif

Mike Parteleno (1023 pounds): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/smikep.gif

Michael Hebranko (1000): http://www.dimensionsmagazine.com/dimtext/kjn/people/mikeheb.jpg


Keith Jones (2000) http://www.1800wettits.com/dimtext/kjn/people/KeithJones.jpg
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: SaltShaker on May 17, 2009, 05:36:56 AM
watching a show on tv bout how a guy eats 33,000 calories in a day. and how he's so f'in overweight he lays in a hospital bed and literally can't move. come on man thats fat. idk his height and weight but i'll post it soon. guy's fat where most ppls balls are he's got at least 50 pnds of fat just sitting there dude looks like he weighs at least 900 pnds if not more. but like i said i'll post for sure in a minute the shows on right now its on tlc. god he's fat.
Dave was on TV???
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Meso_z on May 17, 2009, 05:42:31 AM
in two years he lost something like 200 pnds still couldn't walk. signed up into a nursing care thing where he designed his own weight loss diet. cut out the 10,000 calories from sugar and started eated stuff like chicken salad. he wrote a paper saying that the nurses were to refuse him any chocolate and any snacks between meals. then he went in to talk about his sex life, and i'm thinking he probably converts all his test to E, how the hell does he have a sex life. but during the show he got all depressed saying a major surgery to remover most of his stomach was probably all he could ever dream for and the only weigh he's lose the 400 pnds he needed too. and ya can't exactly tell em to start lifting hell they raise their heart rate it'd probably kill em. what he's need to do lose another 200-300 before he can start exercising. there's a reason fat ppl get that fat and thats because they don't stop themselves at just obesity, maybe they're trying to evolve into whales?

they should have killed him with a shotgun, just like pigs.
Title: Re: 33,000 calories
Post by: Deicide on May 17, 2009, 05:52:28 AM