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Getbig Main Boards => Politics and Political Issues Board => Topic started by: Mr. Intenseone on April 23, 2007, 11:03:01 PM
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Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other
conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying
to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history:
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It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off
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You're seriously blinkered. In the US the conservatives maybe the beer swilling and meat eating common man but in Australia those people tend to be labor voters. I'm sure you will find every country is slightly different.
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Partisan politics is a charade to distract uneducated/ignorant plebeians from substantiative issues. Not to imply there is zero difference between the left and right parties, rather the nature of representative government drives both towards the center. The real decision making process comes from powerful lobbying groups who tend to represent corporate interests.
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Partisan politics is a charade to distract uneducated/ignorant plebeians from substantiative issues.
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I can't believe I-One actually got a laugh out of me. That was cute... in a juvenile sort of way,
...but then again, it's about as good as we can expect from I-one. I'm just glad it wasn't more Rush drivel. ;D
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Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.
Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other
conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying
to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history:
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It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off
Sounds like a fat, delusional, limp dicked, deaf, felon and drug addict to me.
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Sounds like a fat, delusional, limp dicked, deaf, felon and drug addict to me.
Do you always add this much to the debates on this forum?
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Sounds like a fat, delusional, limp dicked, deaf, felon and drug addict to me.
lol
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Sounds like a fat, delusional, limp dicked, deaf, felon and drug addict to me.
lol
I becomes evident who isn't worth the time on this forum
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It was funny...nothing more...parly true i guess, but funny.
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Well actually I have to give Intenseone Kudos for coming up with a post of his own thinking instead of just another Rush copy and paste. It's complete BS, but I'm impressed he came up with it.
I will say, I wouldn't brag about drinking domestic beer, that's not exactly a good image unless you're going to the conservative golden shower motif. :-X The beer I drink is real fucking beer unlike the pisswater they try to pass off as beer in America. Guys like Pete Coors :-X (Republican) are a fucking disgrace to REAL beer
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Well actually I have to give Intenseone Kudos for coming up with a post of his own thinking instead of just another Rush copy and paste. It's complete BS, but I'm impressed he came up with it.
I will say, I wouldn't brag about drinking domestic beer, that's not exactly a good image unless you're going to the conservative golden shower motif. :-X The beer I drink is real fucking beer unlike the pisswater they try to pass off as beer in America. Guys like Pete Coors :-X (Republican) are a fucking disgrace to REAL beer
I second that. The beer int he US is piss water IMO.
Canada and Europe....... ahh ;D BURP
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ok I don't know much about computers but that looked like shit that shouldn't be on here. Good job removing it. Was he saying that Enigma isn't from the US?
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My post got deleted in .0002 sec :D!
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My post got deleted in .0002 sec :D!
Oh I'm good :P
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My post got deleted in .0002 sec :D!
yeah I hit reply and it was gone. What did it all mean?
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Well actually I have to give Intenseone Kudos for coming up with a post of his own thinking instead of just another Rush copy and paste. It's complete BS, but I'm impressed he came up with it.
I will say, I wouldn't brag about drinking domestic beer, that's not exactly a good image unless you're going to the conservative golden shower motif. :-X The beer I drink is real fucking beer unlike the pisswater they try to pass off as beer in America. Guys like Pete Coors :-X (Republican) are a fucking disgrace to REAL beer
I can't believe you think IO could be that creative.
This was copied from another source (without credit of course)
http://www.keithhemenway.com/?p=16
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Yeah and its been all down hill ever since............
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Yeah..they did alot of things about a million years ago and then decided they had done enough. Until about 1965 or so and then they decided to start being prize pains in the asses.
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Yeah..they did alot of things about a million years ago and then decided they had done enough. Until about 1965 or so and then they decided to start being prize pains in the asses.
I agree. Their faith has sold them down the river for a buck fifty.. In today's world where people get trampled, they're gonna continue to get the brunt of it unless they wise up in their respective countries.
The other day I was watching the BBC and this lady was like "I oppose the islamic candidate because I enjoy my freedom and freedom for other women." I think this had to do with elections in Turkey and her words were music to my ears.
I don't like Bush, but I can't say I'm down with the dems either. Neither sides understand how to deal with this issue.
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I can't believe you think IO could be that creative.
This was copied from another source (without credit of course)
http://www.keithhemenway.com/?p=16
D'OH!!!! :D
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There is a huge difference between liking Bush..which most here don't..no problem on my end, and hating America..a few here.....or being completely liberal nutbags..a small minority.
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I can't believe you think IO could be that creative.
This was copied from another source (without credit of course)
http://www.keithhemenway.com/?p=16
Another World Class thinker for Mr. Hate to copy and paste from. ::)
Nice find.
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Another World Class thinker for Mr. Hate to copy and paste from. ::)
Nice find.
Thanks. It wasn't that hard.
When I first looked at it I realized that it lacked the misspelled words, grammar and syntax errors that are the hallmark of any original content from Mr. IO
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I never said I wrote it!
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I never said I wrote it!
I know :'( with no reference, I had my hopes up :D