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Title: getting someone to dump you
Post by: vikingpower on April 26, 2007, 11:32:18 PM
without letting them know the gig

options?
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on April 27, 2007, 01:38:25 AM
without letting them know the gig

options?

Try distancing yourself.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Always Sore on April 27, 2007, 06:07:17 AM
Slowly take on all the traits they complained about from there last boyfriend. If that does not work insult there family and friends.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on April 27, 2007, 08:22:22 AM
Slowly take on all the traits they complained about from there last boyfriend. If that does not work insult there family and friends.

Jesus, your crude ... no wonder your always sore.  :D
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Always Sore on April 27, 2007, 08:25:23 AM
Jesus, your crude ... no wonder your always sore.  :D
TBH I am the worst person ever in breaking up. I am a complete asshole. Not proud of any break up I ever had because I am such a jerkoff.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: the shadow on April 27, 2007, 09:28:38 AM
i got dumped even before getting in a relationship :'(..a whooping 5 times by 5 different girls :'(
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Cap on April 27, 2007, 11:06:27 AM
Just tell him you have AIDS jimmy.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Camel Jockey on April 27, 2007, 11:17:22 AM
Turn violent.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: jaejonna on April 27, 2007, 12:14:55 PM
tell her/him your addicted to hookers and that she should be tested...
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Debussey on April 27, 2007, 04:15:42 PM
i got dumped even before getting in a relationship :'(..a whooping 5 times by 5 different girls :'(


by a 13 year old ;D
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: ~flower~ on April 27, 2007, 06:25:08 PM

  Show her that video.      ;D
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: benchmstr on April 27, 2007, 08:25:26 PM
without letting them know the gig

options?
have you tried taking a shit in her mouth while she is asleep?

bench
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: youandme on April 28, 2007, 09:26:18 AM
have you tried taking a shit in her mouth while she is asleep?

bench

All good and likely options but most exert some force, just don't call her....don't aswer her calls...and it soon goes away on it's own....only do this if you don't have common friends..otherwise id say you need to shit in her mouth or tell her she needs to get tested
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Deedee on April 28, 2007, 09:32:45 AM
i got dumped even before getting in a relationship :'(..a whooping 5 times by 5 different girls :'(

 :'(  poor sweet shadow.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: youandme on April 28, 2007, 09:36:16 AM
i got dumped even before getting in a relationship :'(..a whooping 5 times by 5 different girls :'(

did they shit in your mouth to let you know they werent interested?


"hy shadow let me drop a duece in your mouth"
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: 240 is Back on April 28, 2007, 09:37:18 AM
just start leaving on snuff films when she comes over.  act like it was an accident.  she'll likely run.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Deedee on April 28, 2007, 09:40:23 AM
All a lot of people have to do is just be themselves...  :D
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: the shadow on April 28, 2007, 11:52:02 AM
:'(  poor sweet shadow.
it broke my heart :'(
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: the shadow on April 28, 2007, 11:54:16 AM
did they shit in your mouth to let you know they werent interested?


"hy shadow let me drop a duece in your mouth"
the feeling of getting dumped is even worse than someone dropping their duece in your mouth :(
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Dr. D on April 28, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
did they shit in your mouth to let you know they werent interested?


"hy shadow let me drop a duece in your mouth"


You can give her the Burrowing Skunk
The Burrowing Skunk - You take a shit on the floor, then from the doggie style position, just before you cum you shove her face in to the pile of shit and cum down the middle of her back, hence the burrowing skunk
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: YoungBlood on April 28, 2007, 01:45:14 PM
Does Jimmy actually have a problem with telling a girl he doesn't want to be with her anymore?
That doesn't seem like Jimmy, usually he has no problem being an asshole.
What's the deal Jimmy? I don't think you're letting us in on the whole story.
:-\
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: vikingpower on April 28, 2007, 04:09:58 PM
i never said this thread was about my

but to be sure i have always had a problem with hurting people i care about ... i jsut dont care about many people and dont have a problem doing anything i want to the rest of ya :D
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Mark1 on April 28, 2007, 11:16:55 PM
take a shit in her toilet and dont flush it.
go out with the boys on the piss and only call her when you want a fuck.
try and fuck her friends
be nice to her, chicks dont like that for some reason...
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on April 29, 2007, 10:37:53 AM
fuck her sister.









If she doesn't have a sister, be sure to bring a wig when you visit her brother's house. 
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Debussey on April 29, 2007, 11:49:53 AM
i never said this thread was about my

but to be sure i have always had a problem with hurting people i care about ... i jsut dont care about many people and dont have a problem doing anything i want to the rest of ya :D

That probably means: James Simon = a brutal introvert.

Take the Myer - Briggs test.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 29, 2007, 11:55:13 AM
without letting them know the gig

options?

take a shit on her tummy while she sleeps!  ;D
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 29, 2007, 11:56:25 AM
have you tried taking a shit in her mouth while she is asleep?

bench

dammit...all POOP jokes are MY domain asswipe  >:(
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: ToxicAvenger on April 29, 2007, 11:57:36 AM
Does Jimmy actually have a problem with telling a girl he doesn't want to be with her anymore?
That doesn't seem like Jimmy, usually he has no problem being an asshole.
What's the deal Jimmy? I don't think you're letting us in on the whole story.
:-\
jimmy going for the "enigma wrapped in a riddle" guy...

works for him !
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on April 30, 2007, 08:54:47 PM

You can give her the Burrowing Skunk
The Burrowing Skunk - You take a shit on the floor, then from the doggie style position, just before you cum you shove her face in to the pile of shit and cum down the middle of her back, hence the burrowing skunk

Lovely.  :-\
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: youandme on May 01, 2007, 07:49:46 AM
take a shit in her toilet and dont flush it.
go out with the boys on the piss and only call her when you want a fuck.
try and fuck her friends
be nice to her, chicks dont like that for some reason...


lol, unless she likes all of the above, my buddy's girl took a huge shit and did not flush (she also ALWAYS has the plunger out in the bathroom) and we swore he was fixing to take it out and smoke it...
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: G.R.H. on May 01, 2007, 03:50:29 PM
tell her you are  gay, bisexual , or a transvestite
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: MikeThaMachine on May 02, 2007, 03:38:06 AM
Just start being a dick and putting others before her. Always worked for me, I never could break up with a girl, I would rather push her to her limits and have her leave me. That's also the same reason I am not friends with and don't talk to any of my exes.
Title: Re: getting someone to dump you
Post by: Debussey on May 02, 2007, 10:12:00 AM
I love you Debussey. Please fuck my ass.

 :-*