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Title: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 07:55:16 PM
Did you leave the house today ?? every time I have logged on you are posting...
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 28, 2007, 07:56:09 PM
Did you leave the house today ?? every time I have logged on you are posting...
i left earlier to fuck your mom and sister.
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 28, 2007, 07:56:37 PM
Did you leave the house today ?? every time I have logged on you are posting...

Yes, to see me but i have the internet too so he was on all day.

Lisa

PS. Don't tell the hubby ;)
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 07:57:05 PM
i left earlier to fuck your mom and sister.

I bet you left your shirt on  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 28, 2007, 07:57:10 PM
i left earlier to fuck your mom and sister.

I'm not your mom or your sister >:(

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 28, 2007, 07:58:05 PM
I'm not your mom or your sister >:(

Lisa
hahahahaha, what can i say, i have a lot of ball gravy to release. ;D
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 28, 2007, 07:58:54 PM
hahahahaha, what can i say, i have a lot of ball gravy to release. ;D

At least it tastes good.

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 07:59:23 PM
Yes, to see me but i have the internet too so he was on all day.

Lisa

PS. Don't tell the hubby ;)

did he strip down to his coffee stained white under shirt  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 28, 2007, 08:00:09 PM
did he strip down to his coffee stained white under shirt  ::)
nah your wife always takes care of that for me after i blast her up the butt.
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: bigjohn_bluesfan on April 28, 2007, 08:00:17 PM
i left earlier to fuck your mom and sister.

that was original   ::)  you get queerer and queerer everytime I come on here
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 08:02:50 PM
SquadFather have you ever been seen topless by anyone ? or do you have 38 white under shirts  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 28, 2007, 08:03:36 PM
did he strip down to his coffee stained white under shirt  ::)

No. He doesn't wear white t-shirts for me...it's usually those Lycra tight muscle shirts...so hot ::)!!!!

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: bigjohn_bluesfan on April 28, 2007, 08:04:27 PM
SquadFather have you ever been seen topless by anyone ? or do you have 38 white under shirts  ::)

this guy is an epic trailor park loser... this squadfather guy
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 08:04:55 PM
No. He doesn't wear white t-shirts for me...it's usually those Lycra tight muscle shirts...so hot ::)!!!!

Lisa

I bet you two push your tits against each other and moan  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 28, 2007, 08:05:59 PM
SquadFather have you ever been seen topless by anyone ? or do you have 38 white under shirts  ::)
hahahahahaha, "topless" ;D the funny thing is that you make it sound as if you've got something to show without your shirt on, hahahahaha, you have no chest, no back, 13 inch arms and abs.
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 28, 2007, 08:06:26 PM
I bet you two push your tits against each other and moan  ::)

If you want to call it "moaning".

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 28, 2007, 08:06:37 PM
this guy is an epic trailor park loser... this squadfather guy

What, you're just figuring that out now?  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 08:08:22 PM
hahahahahaha, "topless" ;D the funny thing is that you make it sound as if you've got something to show without your shirt on, hahahahaha, you have no chest, no back, 13 inch arms and abs.

Funny the girls at the beach look at me  :-* and you are hiding in the background all mad and stuff  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 28, 2007, 08:09:36 PM
Funny the girls at the beach look at me  :-* and you are hiding in the background all mad and stuff  ::)
hahahahahahaha, you look like a typical 45 year old jogger who works in an office.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 28, 2007, 08:09:59 PM
Funny the girls at the beach look at me  :-* and you are hiding in the background all mad and stuff  ::)

Can you direct me to a photo?

Thanks in advance.

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
Can you direct me to a photo?

Thanks in advance.

Lisa

Look up my darling
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 08:12:21 PM
hahahahahahaha, you look like a typical 45 year old jogger who works in an office.



Fatty meltdown.... :'(
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 28, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
Look up my darling

But that's Squadfather's balls dangling in my face too hard to see :-*

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 08:14:36 PM
But that's Squadfather's ball dangling in my face too hard to see :-*

Lisa


Me > FatFarther  :-*
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 28, 2007, 08:15:10 PM
hahahahahahah, the mass monster known as "board sheriff" is on page 3 of this thread ;D


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=136611.50
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 28, 2007, 08:17:06 PM
hahahahahahah, the mass monster known as "board sheriff" is on page 3 of this thread ;D


http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=136611.50

show me where I say I am anything more than a beach body  ::) and still in better shape than you  :-*
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:15:21 AM
Yes, to see me but i have the internet too so he was on all day.

Lisa

PS. Don't tell the hubby ;)
Please, stop, I just had breakfast.
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:17:24 AM
At least it tastes good.

Lisa
Lisa, you sound like the typical girl in high school, standing up for the fat kid that everyone is picking on.
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:19:14 AM
Lisa, you sound like the typical girl in high school, standing up for the fat kid that everyone is picking on.

LOL- she like his arse  :-X
Title: Re: SquadFarther did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:19:22 AM
No. He doesn't wear white t-shirts for me...it's usually those Lycra tight muscle shirts...so hot ::)!!!!

Lisa
Your hubby must be so proud of you.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:21:33 AM
hahahahahahaha, you look like a typical 45 year old jogger who works in an office.
And u look like Lumpy from Leave It To Beaver.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:23:01 AM
But that's Squadfather's balls dangling in my face too hard to see :-*

Lisa
I'm hoping your not someone's mother.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:25:41 AM
And u look like Lumpy from Leave It To Beaver.

LOL - good one  ;D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:40:15 AM
Board_Sherif cannot take enough punishment...keep those pics coming' buddy!

 ;D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:45:09 AM
Board_Sherif cannot take enough punishment...keep those pics coming' buddy!

 ;D


Hi Fatty  ;D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 06:45:56 AM
Talk about obsessed, at least 20 out of your last 25 posts are about squadfather.  Did he hurt your feelings so badly that you post about him when he is offline?  Did you just wake up with a chip on your shoulder or were you having the dream that he was tagging your girl again?   
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: FinnPilot on April 29, 2007, 06:47:01 AM
Did you leave the house today ?? every time I have logged on you are posting...

hahaha, even if he did leave the house, he's probably using his cell phone to log on here and post comments
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:48:01 AM
Talk about obsessed, at least 20 out of your last 25 posts are about squadfather.  Did he hurt your feelings so badly that you post about him when he is offline?  Did you just wake up with a chip on your shoulder or were you having the dream that he was tagging your girl again?   


Seems to be visa versa....did you like ALL my posts  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 06:50:34 AM
Seems to be visa versa....did you like ALL my posts  ::)

Check my posts and compare em to yours, obsessed you are.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:51:56 AM
hahaha, even if he did leave the house, he's probably using his cell phone to log on here and post comments
His wife lets him post all day because it allows her to watch BET.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: FinnPilot on April 29, 2007, 06:52:43 AM
hahahahahahaha, you look like a typical 45 year old jogger who works in an office.

But he's still looking better than you :-\
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:55:49 AM
Do you workout?

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aae.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aav.jpg)

 ???
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: FinnPilot on April 29, 2007, 06:58:43 AM
Do you workout?

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aae.jpg)


Do you live with your mum and dad, or have you decorated the house yourself? ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 06:58:56 AM
tleilaxutank thanks for posting this,  

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)

I almost forgot how massive the Boardsheriff is. ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:00:19 AM
Do you live with your mum and dad, or have you decorated the house yourself? ::)


Thats a furnished beach house that I rented in college biatch....  ;)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: FinnPilot on April 29, 2007, 07:01:04 AM
tleilaxutank thanks for posting this, 

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)

I almost forgot how massive delusional the Boardsheriff is. ::)

Fixed it for you
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:02:04 AM
Stunning "beach body"
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: FinnPilot on April 29, 2007, 07:02:34 AM
Thats a furnished beach house that I rented in college biatch....  ;)

Sure it is ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 07:03:16 AM
Stunning Epic "beach body"

Fixed
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:07:19 AM
In addition to having an amazing physique he's also a genius.  Putting your last name in your handle is remarkable...
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:12:36 AM
Do you workout?

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aae.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aav.jpg)

 ???


Stunning lack of any abs  ::) you look like some sort of a midget with the short chubby limbs  :-*
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:14:18 AM
Stunning lack of any abs  ::) you look like some sort of a midget with the short chubby limbs  :-*

I'm 6 feet tall, retard...got anything else to say?
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 07:16:15 AM
Stunning lack of any abs  ::) you look like some sort of a midget with the short chubby limbs  :-*

This guy is the poster boy for 8 minute abs.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:16:33 AM
I'm 6 feet tall, retard...got anything else to say?

You would need to Lose 20 lbs to see your abs AND THEN you would weigh a mighty 175 lbs MORON  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:17:47 AM
This guy is the poster boy for 8 minute abs.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)


Will you whisper that in my ear as your girls sucks me dry ?
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 07:20:28 AM
Meltdown!!! and abs like these?









































wait for it











































wait for it......




































Booooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooo oom!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:21:51 AM
You would need to Lose 20 lbs to see your abs AND THEN you would weigh a mighty 175 lbs MORON  ::)

Thanks for the advice, twig arms...you say  you want a beach body, you're posting on a message board about bodybuilding called getbig...let's face it.  I, by all accounts, OWN you...

Yes I'm not lean enough to see my abs when doing a double bi...but I don't think you are either.  I have so much more muscle than you it's silly....You falsely assumed, due to my thickness, that I was short...you are a joke

Surely, your wife will be fantasizing about me splitting her open when she see those pics of me
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: davidpaul on April 29, 2007, 07:24:13 AM
nothing can eb decided unitl you two, post pcitures of your cock,

then we shall see who is the bigger man :D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:25:43 AM
Looks like I struck a nerve with the mighty Dballn247  ::) is it because generally women think you are gross  ??? Here use this pic of me to lube them up  :-*
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:26:57 AM
Thanks for the advice, twig arms...you say  you want a beach body, you're posting on a message board about bodybuilding called getbig...let's face it.  I, by all accounts, OWN you...

Yes I'm not lean enough to see my abs when doing a double bi...but I don't think you are either.  I have so much more muscle than you it's silly....You falsely assumed, due to my thickness, that I was short...you are a joke

Surely, your wife will be fantasizing about me splitting her open when she see those pics of me

Yes you are big and overweight ! congrats  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:28:49 AM
In all seriousness do you lift weights?  I cannot stop laughing when you post that shopped photo.  Epic upward angle to try to make it look like you're big...I love the name of the file too...NICE!!! haha
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:30:16 AM
In all seriousness do you lift weights?  I cannot stop laughing when you post that shopped photo.  Epic upward angle to try to make it look like you're big...I love the name of the file too...NICE!!! haha

LOL - shopped  ::) I am done work for today.....good laughs at your expense..

Taa Taa Fatty  :-*
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:31:24 AM
Keep replying, man...I love this shit...I want every getbig member to see this thread

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aad.jpg)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 07:31:45 AM
Looks like I struck a nerve with the mighty Dballn247  ::) is it because generally women think you are gross  ??? Here use this pic of me to lube them up  :-*

ok ::)  you monster

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:33:07 AM
LOL - shopped  ::) I am done work for today.....good laughs at your expense..

Taa Taa Fatty  :-*

Ummmm yeah...shopped as in photoshopped...You have a negative filter on that photo....


Ohhhhh you thought I meant that you shopped it to make you look.....Big???


Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 07:33:56 AM
Did BoredSherif leave the house today?  Or did he just play with teh vacuum cleaner.  Grown man, shirt off, vacuum cleaner.... :-X
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:39:16 AM
Did BoredSherif leave the house today?  Or did he just play with teh vacuum cleaner.  Grown man, shirt off, vacuum cleaner.... :-X

He can't leave the house...he's busy doing sit ups all day...He also needs to be under 24 hour supervision by a doctor because his bodyfat is so low.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 07:42:18 AM
Maybe he was using the vacuum in conjunction with the "Flowbee",  That is how he got the Brutal Haircut.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:44:11 AM
Maybe he was using the vacuum in conjunction with the "Flowbee",  That is how he got the Brutal Haircut.

To be honest I hadn't had time to analyze the background in that pic because this guy's physique is so terrible...why would you call people out everyday if you look like a ballerina dancer?
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 07:45:56 AM
hahahahaha.....LOL guy hasn't posted in a bit.  Bastard's prolly taking it out on his dog right now. :-\
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: davidpaul on April 29, 2007, 07:47:46 AM
Keep replying, man...I love this shit...I want every getbig member to see this thread

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aad.jpg)

sick lats
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 07:50:02 AM
This guy is the poster boy for 8 minute abs.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)

brutal 11 inch arms, balding hair and middle aged geeky shorts bought at Sam's club and monster lack of furnishings in 300 dollar a month government subsidized housing.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:51:21 AM
sick lats

monster insecurity
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: davidpaul on April 29, 2007, 07:56:24 AM
monster insecurity
sorry,

sick chest, neck, tris, traps, and legs. :D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:57:53 AM
you better not get this tleilaxutank mad  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 07:58:59 AM
sorry,

sick chest, neck, tris, traps, and legs. :D

haha, that was funny  :D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 07:59:29 AM
you better not get this tleilaxutank mad  ::)
his arms are bigger than your legs.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 08:00:01 AM
you better not get this tleilaxutank mad  ::)

Who said you could post again?  Go back into your hole
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Saxon on April 29, 2007, 08:00:23 AM
Funny the girls at the beach look at me  :-* and you are hiding in the background all mad and stuff  ::)


Funny how you think only the girls on Brighton beach look at you...you're only buffed for the Brighton boys ::) :D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: SteelePegasus on April 29, 2007, 08:02:09 AM
Did you leave the house today ?? every time I have logged on you are posting...

why should he? doesn't that mean expending energy/calories?

remember, he is in the "getting big" stage of his diet and weight progrm
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:02:44 AM

Funny how you think only the girls on Brighton beach look at you...you're only buffed for the Brighton boys ::) :D

I can't help if males/females look at me - the same as you can't help having sex with animals...
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:04:30 AM
his arms are bigger than your legs.

your waist is bigger than my 46' chest  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 08:06:05 AM
I can't help if males/females look at me - the same as you can't help having sex with animals...


Hahahaahaha, this is internet gold--Board_Sherif will be raised up to mower status before long...
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:08:23 AM

Hahahaahaha, this is internet gold--Board_Sherif will be raised up to mower status before long...

You are the next FatFather in training I see  ::) now you smash the keyboard and yell "I am big and workout !" "why O why can't he see that !"
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Saxon on April 29, 2007, 08:10:30 AM
your waist is bigger than my 46' chest  ::)

A 46 foot chest is pretty big.  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:13:10 AM
A 46 foot chest is pretty big.  ::)

It is  ::) well I always thought it wasn't.....

Thanks Bro that means a lot to me  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 08:13:27 AM
46 inch chest, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next thing you know he'll be claiming that his arms are 19, hahahahahahahahaha, your chest is 38 inches max.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:14:35 AM
46 inch chest, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next thing you know he'll be claiming that his arms are 19, hahahahahahahahaha, your chest is 38 inches max.

No it is not the size of your waist after you lose another 50 lbs....
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Saxon on April 29, 2007, 08:14:50 AM
46 inch chest, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next thing you know he'll be claiming that his arms are 19, hahahahahahahahaha, your chest is 38 inches max.

Maybe he measures his chest round his shoulders.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Saxon on April 29, 2007, 08:16:06 AM
It is  ::) well I always thought it wasn't.....

Thanks Bro that means a lot to me  ::)

One you are claiming your chest is 46 feet. Second, even if you mean inches, you are still lying.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:17:39 AM
One you are claiming your chest is 46 feet. Second, even if you mean inches, you are still lying.

LOL - yes I am lying about a 46" chest  ::) I also have a 22" penis  ::)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Saxon on April 29, 2007, 08:20:43 AM
LOL - yes I am lying about a 46" chest  ::) I also have a 22" penis  ::)

I know you are lying. There is no way you chest is 46 inches, unless you measured it round you shoulders.  ::)

You should head down the beach, it is a nice sunny day.  All the girls will want to watch you on the beach  :P
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 08:28:23 AM
Let me summarize Board_Sherif's posts for the last two days:

Sherif : tleilaxutank, you "tiny tit"

Sherif : tleilaxutank, you think you're so bad, where's your pic?

Sherif : hah! tleilaxutank, that's your pic?  (crickets chirping)  you're so fat! 

Sherif : All the guys and gals look over my ripped body at the beach! 19" arms are overrated.  Check out this pic! NICE!!!  Check out the vacuum cleaner...oh wait look at me with this negative filter! Brutal abs!!

Sherif : tleilaxutank, you midget your arms look so short!

Sherif : oh your 6'? Well umm....you're fat!

Sherif : how did this thread get turned around on me?  I want to make fun of squadfather  >:(

Sherif : tleilaxutank, stop making fun of me please, my pussy hurts  :'(
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 08:32:39 AM
Let me summarize Board_Sherif's posts for the last two days:

Sherif : tleilaxutank, you "tiny tit"

Sherif : tleilaxutank, you think you're so bad, where's your pic?

Sherif : hah! tleilaxutank, that's your pic?  (crickets chirping)  you're so fat! 

Sherif : All the guys and gals look over my ripped body at the beach! 19" arms are overrated.  Check out this pic! NICE!!!  Check out the vacuum cleaner...oh wait look at me with this negative filter! Brutal abs!!

Sherif : tleilaxutank, you midget your arms look so short!

Sherif : oh your 6'? Well umm....you're fat!

Sherif : how did this thread get turned around on me?  I want to make fun of squadfather  >:(

Sherif : tleilaxutank, stop making fun of me please, my pussy hurts  :'(
go easy on "board sheriff" TAT, he's so skinny because he's been losing weight for his role in Spunked On Twinkies part 28, his top bears like him thin so they can throw him around.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 08:36:28 AM
I'm hoping your not someone's mother.

Not while on the internet ;)

Lisa :-*
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 08:37:58 AM
Not while on the internet ;)

Lisa :-*
you were having a good time last night. ;D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 09:12:34 AM
why should he? doesn't that mean expending energy/calories?

remember, he is in the "getting big" stage of his diet and weight progrm
Finally we're back on track.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 09:16:15 AM
46 inch chest, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! next thing you know he'll be claiming that his arms are 19, hahahahahahahahaha, your chest is 38 inches max.
and then he will be raving about his massive lifts in the gym, and how he owned some teenager at the supermarket..........Sou nd familiar fatboy :D 
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 09:17:24 AM
Pumphard honey, it's a new day...it's Sunday for GOD'S sake...let's just all try to be friends. Ok?

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 09:18:22 AM
Not while on the internet ;)

Lisa :-*
good God!
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 09:19:54 AM
Pumphard honey, it's a new day...it's Sunday for GOD'S sake...let's just all try to be friends. Ok?

Lisa
Sorry, having too much fun with your fatboy.
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 09:20:41 AM
good God!

Why yes, he is a good God.

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 09:21:18 AM
Sorry, having too much fun with your fatboy.

Fair enough. Carry on.

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 09:21:46 AM
Why yes, he is a good God.

Lisa
That he is!
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 09:22:28 AM
That he is!

 ;)

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 09:46:51 AM
 8)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 09:52:24 AM
8)

Oh hi pretty!!!!

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 09:52:51 AM
im teh handsome  :)
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 10:12:30 AM
im teh handsome  :)

I saw your pic...you are pretty!!!!!

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 10:22:32 AM
I saw your pic...you are pretty!!!!!

Lisa
jesus thanks a lot now the guys are gonna rip me to shreds  >:(
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 10:30:07 AM
jesus thanks a lot now the guys are gonna rip me to shreds  >:(

PRETTY HOT!!!!!!

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 10:30:32 AM
PRETTY HOT!!!!!!

Lisa
hahahahah i wouldnt go that far
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 10:32:18 AM
hahahahah i wouldnt go that far

PRETTY FUCKIN' HOT might be a stretch, but PRETTY HOT nails it right on the head...this coming, of course, from a "chubby chaser".

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Deedee on April 29, 2007, 10:33:05 AM
Rude Buoy = total, hot, man-beauty.  :D
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 10:33:43 AM
 :-[ guys im blushing here
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: Mydavid on April 29, 2007, 10:34:46 AM
Rude Buoy = total, hot, man-beauty.  :D

Exactly.

Lisa
Title: Re: SquadFather did you leave the house today ??
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 10:37:09 AM
I haven't noticed his greasy, oily fingers on this thread yet, do u actually think he left his house, I mean trailer?