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Title: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:14:19 AM
See's all the new threads and posts to his threads and punches his keyboard and cries "But I'm BIG DAM IT !" "They must know that !" He then hastily "owns" every Tiny Tit while slurping his sugar/cream laden coffee and gobbles down his plate of danishes.... :'(
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2007, 06:15:59 AM
Sure beats working for a living.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:16:42 AM
Sure beats working for a living.

Or living off the state  :-\
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2007, 06:18:57 AM
Or living off the state  :-\

Yes comrade
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:27:05 AM
What really bothers him is when u bring up his girlfriends half black child.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Tapeworm on April 29, 2007, 06:32:01 AM
Dave Chezch just logged on

That's that Hungarian guy, huh?
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 06:32:58 AM
Hey squatfatter, ready to put in another 18 hour shift?
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 07:54:20 AM
Or living off the state  :-\
hahahahaha, this coming from a guy who "poses" in his totally unfurnished 300 dollar/month government project apartment.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 07:56:49 AM
"But I'm BIG DAM IT !" "They must know that !"
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: vikingpower on April 29, 2007, 07:57:47 AM
proof of squadfathers legend .. when he logs on some homo starts a thread about it



















you are the getbig champ dave ... punish those who dont respect
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 07:58:56 AM
hahahahaha, looks like i've got another skinny middle aged balding 1986 shorts wearing stalker in "board sheriff". ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: SteelePegasus on April 29, 2007, 07:59:55 AM
What really bothers him is when u bring up his girlfriends half black child.

lol, oh man

where and when did I miss this thread?
how did this news come about...someone point me in the right direction

was he with her before she got pregnant?
did she cheat on him with the "dark side"?


Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:00:05 AM
proof of squadfathers legend .. when he logs on some homo starts a thread about it





you are the getfat champ dave ... punish those who dont respect your fat


Fixed it for ya Gimmy Geek  :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Dballn247 on April 29, 2007, 08:03:01 AM
hahahahaha, looks like i've got another skinny middle aged balding 1986 shorts wearing stalker in "board sheriff". ;D

Yeah here is the culprit

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144809.0;attach=161644;image)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 08:06:21 AM
Now Now - please use this pic of me ! it makes me look 0.05 " bigger....
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 10:39:37 AM
hahahahaha, this coming from a guy who "poses" in his totally unfurnished 300 dollar/month government project apartment.
I wouldn't talk with the background that's on your pics.  Your decor in your washroom looks very modern, for 1964.  I just couldn't see the pull rope for the toilet.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 10:47:12 AM
fuck we are talking about how modern our bathrooms are  :-\ this is gay
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 29, 2007, 10:50:27 AM
Yeah here is the culprit

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144809.0;attach=161644;image)

looks pretty good. just needs to work on his traps, chest, shoulders, arms, back, and probably legs. abs could use a little work as well.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: pumphard on April 29, 2007, 10:54:42 AM
fuck we are talking about how modern our bathrooms are  :-\ this is gay
And when someone cuts up a person home, while he lives in a trailer built in the 80's, I call that jealousy.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Count Grishnackh on April 29, 2007, 12:03:50 PM
looks pretty good. just needs to work on his traps, chest, shoulders, arms, back, and probably legs. abs could use a little work as well.
hahahahahahahhahaha  classic

Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 01:47:05 PM
Yeah here is the culprit

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=144809.0;attach=161644;image)

nice build
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 05:13:51 PM
nice build


That is what your girl moans when she sucks me off  :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 05:18:22 PM
That is what your girl moans when she sucks me off  :-*
Original
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 29, 2007, 05:19:54 PM
That is what your girl moans when she sucks me off  :-*

dude you have a three pack at best and your build is nonexistent. you have absolutely zero room to talk. at least the fat fellas on this board have muscle. i literally have friends who never lift that look better than you.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 05:22:30 PM
dude you have a three pack at best and your build is nonexistent. you have absolutely zero room to talk. at least the fat fellas on this board have muscle. i literally have friends who never lift that look better than you.

LOL - you are the fay guy who benches off his arched chest like a moron  ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 05:28:23 PM
LOL - you are the fay guy who benches off his arched chest like a moron  ::)
zach is a good guy and fucken strong no need to disrespect him you have to different builds
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 05:35:02 PM
LOL - you are the fay guy who benches off his arched chest like a moron  ::)
Magoo benches 385 Raw and 455 with a shirt, what do you do with those huge 13 inch arms?
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 05:41:28 PM
Magoo benches 385 Raw and 455 with a shirt, what do you do with those huge 13 inch arms?

I go to the beach and steal all the attention of fit girls, while you sit there in your coffee stained undershirt totally oblivious to them  :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 05:43:47 PM
I go to the beach and steal all the attention of fit girls, while you sit there in your coffee stained undershirt totally oblivious to them  :-*
board sherif why are you so defensive  :)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 05:45:04 PM
board sherif why are you so defensive  :)

I call it TIT for TAT or in FatFathers case TIT for FAT  ;)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: The Squadfather on April 29, 2007, 05:48:15 PM
I go to the beach and steal all the attention of fit girls, while you sit there in your coffee stained undershirt totally oblivious to them  :-*
hahahahahaha, i know, i mean how can they keep their eyes off of you, you're such a STUD ;D 13 inch arms, receding hairline, zero pecs, zero back, skinny twig legs and 1987 Members Only shorts bought at Wal-Mart.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 05:50:29 PM
I call it TIT for TAT or in FatFathers case TIT for FAT  ;)
what makes you think anyone cares what you think of them  :)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 29, 2007, 05:57:12 PM
I go to the beach and steal all the attention of fit girls, while you sit there in your coffee stained undershirt totally oblivious to them  :-*

dude, you need to be "fit" to "steal the attention" of fit girls. flexing as hard as you can your abs are BARELY visible. now if you were 220 pounds or so, that'd be one thing since it would mean you have "muscle". only you don't, you've got absolutely nothing on your body that indicates you have ever set foot in a gym.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:04:26 PM
dude, you need to be "fit" to "steal the attention" of fit girls. flexing as hard as you can your abs are BARELY visible. now if you were 220 pounds or so, that'd be one thing since it would mean you have "muscle". only you don't, you've got absolutely nothing on your body that indicates you have ever set foot in a gym.

You look like all you have ever done is eat wings and drink beer  ::) Tell you what post a pic of yourself with no top and we will compare FATTY  :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:05:30 PM
hahahahahaha, i know, i mean how can they keep their eyes off of you, you're such a STUD ;D 13 inch arms, receding hairline, zero pecs, zero back, skinny twig legs and 1987 Members Only shorts bought at Wal-Mart.

But still better than a FAT guy who is embarrassed to take his top off  :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:11:16 PM
I love this shit...

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aae.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aav.jpg)

 ???
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:13:32 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)(http://gaysourcing.com/coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/normal_halloween_05%7E0.jpg)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:13:48 PM
I love this shit...

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aae.jpg)
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aav.jpg)

 ???
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=136611.0;attach=152736;image)


LOL - yes you look like shit midget  :-* no abs no chest - maybe a bit of arm training...
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:15:45 PM
LOL - yes you look like shit midget  :-* no abs no chest - maybe a bit of arm training...

Again, I'm 6' tall; that's taller than average last I checked; no chest? Face it; your getbig days are over buddy...kill yourself
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:16:34 PM
I love this shit...

(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/arron411/aae.jpg)


LOL - you look like you have Downs syndrome and a midget who trained arms.... :'(
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 06:18:42 PM
hahahahha oh man i think board sheriff wanted to do a little trolling today ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:19:19 PM
Again, I'm 6' tall; that's taller than average last I checked; no chest? Face it; your getbig days are over buddy...kill yourself


Nope you are liar - you maybe 5'9" in relation to the DOORS dimwit. I am 6 though  :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:20:59 PM
hahahahha oh man i think board sheriff wanted to do a little trolling today ::)

Just some FAT Guy Trolling and I caught me several in 10 mins....
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 06:21:36 PM

Nope you are liar - you maybe 5'9" in relation to the DOORS dimwit. I am 6 though  :-*
how do you know he isnt 6 foot how do we know you are six foot
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:23:10 PM

Nope you are liar - you maybe 5'9" in relation to the DOORS dimwit. I am 6 though  :-*

In relation to the 'DOORS'?? WTF? Dude, I have better things to do than lie about my vitals to a skinny retard who blacks out his face and puts his last name in his handle...

Keep the posts coming...you dig deeper with every one...
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:23:28 PM
how do you know he isnt 6 foot how do we know you are six foot

Look at the Doors in the pics....its relative - plus look at the guys face he has the midget/downs features - poor guy...
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 29, 2007, 06:24:05 PM
Look at the Doors in the pics....its relative - plus look at the guys face he has the midget/downs features - poor guy...
you assume a lot from just a picture
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:25:29 PM
you assume a lot from just a picture

Well so do you and fatfather ? I now have 13" arms etc...can't have the cake and eat it all - well fatfather would try  ;)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:30:07 PM
Well so do you and fatfather ? I now have 13" arms etc...can't have the cake and eat it all - well fatfather would love that  ;)

You're right we don't know that you have 13" arms.  Here's what we do know thus far:

1. You don't look like you workout
2. You're losing your hair
3. Your last name is Sherif (apparently your ancestor's couldn't spell either)
4. Your taste in shorts is impeccable
5. You don't know when you've lost
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:32:10 PM
You're right we don't know that you have 13" arms.  Here's what we do know thus far:

1. You don't look like you workout
2. You're losing your hair
3. Your last name is Sherif (apparently your ancestor's couldn't spell either)
4. Your taste in shorts is impeccable
5. You don't know when you've lost

Ramblings of down syndrome dude  :-\ did your caretaker help you with that ? you poor midget bastard   :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:33:19 PM
Ramblings of down syndrome dude  :-\ did your caretaker help you with that ? you poor midget bastard   :-*

Your persistence is inspiring
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: chaos on April 29, 2007, 06:35:16 PM
SHERIF......tleitkjaksks tank fucken dwarfs you.

bury your head in the sand and pretend you never opened your 155# mouth. :)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:35:52 PM
Your persistence is inspiring

lame comeback for a downs midget  ::) your legs would look funny as hell  - all short and chubby like a frog....haa haa    Frog the tank me calls you  :-*
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:36:55 PM
SHERIF......tleitkjakskstank fucken dwarfs you.

bury your head in the sand and pretend you never opened your 155# mouth. :)

How cute another Fat Lard sticking up for the downs midget  ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 29, 2007, 06:38:09 PM
lame comeback for a downs midget  ::) your legs would look funny as hell  - all short and chubby like a frog....haa haa    Frog the tank me calls you  :-*

MELTDOWN
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: chaos on April 29, 2007, 06:39:52 PM
How cute another Fat Lard sticking up for the downs midget  ::)
I don't need to stick up for anyone. His physique detroys yours, plain and simple. And just because my arms are bigger than your legs, you don't have to be angry. Spend some time in the gym training, instead of at the beach getting sand kicked in your face, and you'll getbig too. :D
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Board_SHERIF on April 29, 2007, 06:41:10 PM
I don't need to stick up for anyone. His physique detroys yours, plain and simple. And just because my arms are bigger than your legs, you don't have to be angry. Spend some time in the gym training, instead of at the beach getting sand kicked in your face, and you'll getbig too. :D

I wanna be big and FAT like you chaos  ::) what is your waist 49"  ::)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: chaos on April 29, 2007, 06:46:30 PM
49"? that must be your chest peewee

how big are your legs? pussy
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 29, 2007, 06:55:59 PM
How cute another Fat Lard sticking up for the downs midget  ::)

let me make this plain and simple:

you...

look...

like...

shit.
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: chaos on April 29, 2007, 07:03:26 PM
let me make this plain and simple:

you...

look...

like...

shit.

maybe he needs you to kick sand in his face while you say this to him ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 29, 2007, 07:18:23 PM
maybe he needs you to kick sand in his face while you say this to him ;D

either that or shove him in a locker. whichever feels more natural for him. ;D
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: chaos on April 29, 2007, 07:23:13 PM
HAHA he's probably used to being in the "closet" so a locker would feel like home :D
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: Ozzy on April 30, 2007, 04:12:56 AM
Are you saying that "Board_SHERIF" is the kind of "guy" that when he was in highschool would get a raging hard on in the locker room when changing for gym class, and when the jocks saw this they'd beat the the living snot out of him and hang him up by his underwear though this had quite an unintended effect?
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on April 30, 2007, 04:17:48 PM
Are you saying that "Board_SHERIF" is the kind of "guy" that when he was in highschool would get a raging hard on in the locker room when changing for gym class, and when the jocks saw this they'd beat the the living snot out of him and hang him up by his underwear though this had quite an unintended effect?

Where is that piece of shit today? Vacuuming?  :D
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: antcraw on April 30, 2007, 07:36:21 PM
Where is that piece of shit today? Vacuuming?  :D

hey dude you look good, i think you would appear bigger if you could get your neck up to 13 or 14", the skinny neck makes you look small.


Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: RUDE BUOY on May 01, 2007, 09:29:31 AM
Well so do you and fatfather ? I now have 13" arms etc...can't have the cake and eat it all - well fatfather would try  ;)
i didnt assume anything from your pic i dont know you i didnt put down your pic in any way so dont be all defensive tiger  :)
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 01, 2007, 12:47:24 PM
hey dude you look good, i think you would appear bigger if you could get your neck up to 13 or 14", the skinny neck makes you look small.




you think so?  I always thought my skinny neck would make me look bigger...my neck is between 14 - 15" arms around 18-19...I've thought about training "neck" but have never gotten around to it...
Title: Re: Squadfather logs on......
Post by: tleilaxutank on May 01, 2007, 04:21:01 PM
c'mon bored_sherif...take your owning like a man