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Title: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 04:39:16 AM
Hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!! The mighty SQUAD's ability to quickly force every Mcsalad munching 132 pound pec-deck titan into a pool of their own musclemilk faeces is stronger than ever, and spreading across the globe!!!!!!!!!!!

Just this morning I was reading the council internal electronic noticeboard (whic has around 10-12,000 people reading it daily), when I noticed a post titled "Heating", which read "Does anybody know who deals with the temperature control of our office? My colleagues and I are sitting in our coats!!!!!!" 

yes, oh brother. That's exactly what I thought too my bretheren.

I knew I had to act quickly and destroy this whiny little frost conductor before things got out of control, so I replied on the noticeboard saying "Why dont you just go and turn the heating on then?" hahaha

Within 2 minutes the little cum reservoir replied on the board saying "ummm, well if you were the one sitting here with blue hands trying to work then you wouldn't be making stupid jokes!"

Hahahaha hook line and sinker my bitches!!!!!!

From the evident gayness in the tone of his reply, it was clear that "Alan Huxter" had seen more free willy than sea world. Realising I had a captive audience of thousands, I needed to execute some swift SQUAD destruction!!!!

I looked to the master of ownage The Squadfather for some timely guidance and settled for a "Calm down tiger, it ain't that serious." hahahahaha

BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Within minutes my inbox was flooded with messages like "well it will be serious if you piss me off anymore daniel" and "Why dont you come over here and tell us all how to turn the heating on then...?" hahahahahahahahaha the MIGHTY SQUAD STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Rearden Metal on May 04, 2007, 05:18:59 AM
This story ends with you blowing him, doesn't it.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 05:29:48 AM
This story ends with you blowing him, doesn't it.

Only in your mind, "Rearden Metal".
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 04, 2007, 05:53:30 AM
This blantant, over the top type, forced funny shit is exactly why the squad isn't funny anymore.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 06:16:17 AM
This blantant, over the top type, forced funny shit is exactly why the squad isn't funny anymore.

hahaha lighten up baby!!!!    ;D
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 04, 2007, 06:16:41 AM
I'm cool as a cucumber
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 06:22:26 AM
hahaha lighten up baby!!!!    ;D
queers talk like that....
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 04, 2007, 06:25:55 AM
queers talk like that....

that's a good point!
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on May 04, 2007, 06:27:52 AM
not gonna read all that. all i know is that big cyp is hasnt had sex for years because his gf force him to wait until theyre married and ive tried to look past that, but i cant.
 >:(
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2007, 06:29:10 AM
hahhahha the squad Owns all !!!!! hahahahahah

classic p@wnage Big C!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 06:45:08 AM
hahhahha the squad Owns all !!!!! hahahahahah

classic p@wnage Big C!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hahahahahahaha yes JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What say you about these condom smokers ruining my thread bretheren??
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:00:51 AM
Squad==>geek collection of fat faggott.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 07:02:17 AM
Squad==>geek collection of fat faggott.
hahahahahahah, this coming from a mexican/puerto rican landscaper who dances for old men in a thong before performing oral on them.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2007, 07:04:26 AM
hahahahahahah, this coming from a mexican/puerto rican landscaper who dances for old men in a thong before performing oral on them.
hahahahaha yes 'rico suave' is the typical gay latin pool boy....except the switch the 'pool' with taco bell....hahahah
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:06:39 AM
hahahahahahah, this coming from a mexican/puerto rican landscaper who dances for old men in a thong before performing oral on them.
and hurt my feelings  ::) , fatso 
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 07:09:18 AM
hahahahaha yes 'rico suave' is the typical gay latin pool boy....except the switch the 'pool' with taco bell....hahahah
hahahahahahaha, exactly JJ i mean you can't expect "him" to afford his steroids on his 4.25 an hour making burrltos at taco Bell do you? 'he' has to take it up the butt to stay at 189 pounds.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:10:35 AM
hahahahaha yes 'rico suave' is the typical gay latin pool boy....except the switch the 'pool' with taco bell....hahahah
Look who is making fun of me, rice bowl boy, 2 inch dick, yellow looking little bitch .
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2007, 07:10:52 AM
hahahahahahaha, exactly JJ i mean you can't expect "him" to afford his steroids on his 4.25 an hour making burrltos at taco Bell do you? 'he' has to take it up the butt to stay at 189 pounds.
he is one of those 'lucky' guys that 'truely enjoy what they do for a living' hahahahahah gayer than speed dating at a mexican gay club
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 07:13:06 AM
he is one of those 'lucky' guys that 'truely enjoy what they do for a living' hahahahahah gayer than speed dating at a mexican gay club
hahahahahahaa, i bet him and Derek Anthony get together for dual "posing sessions" with Derek as the big muscular top and "ricosauve" as the skinny feminine bottom bitch.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:14:44 AM
he is one of those 'lucky' guys that 'truely enjoy what they do for a living' hahahahahah gayer than speed dating at a mexican gay club
So what is you diet to keep all that muscle? poo poo plater every 2 hours ha ha
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2007, 07:15:31 AM
hahahahahahaa, i bet him and Derek Anthony get together for dual "posing sessions" with Derek as the big muscular top and "ricosauve" as the skinny feminine bottom bitch.
hahahaha yes squadfather thats true!!! but I wonder why they call him MD's Muscle Mafia Bukkake bucket ?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2007, 07:16:48 AM
So what is you diet to keep all that muscle? poo poo plater every 2 hours ha ha
ok yeah  ::) thats why on Tuesday you penciled in CARDIO in your workout log, but in reality you were marching all day long for immigration reform....isnt that correct riceandbeans suave ?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:17:00 AM
hahahahahahaa, i bet him and Derek Anthony get together for dual "posing sessions" with Derek as the big muscular top and "ricosauve" as the skinny feminine bottom bitch.
ok, let me look at your picture again ........................ .....,
ha what a fucking looser you are, pathetic, you have no business making fun of anyone here
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 07:18:20 AM
ok, let me look at your picture again ........................ .....,
ha what a fucking looser you are, pathetic, you have no business making fun of anyone here

hahahaha, hey Rico do you find that all the anal lube that those 71 year old men use when they violate you interferes with your digestion and protein utilization?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:18:55 AM
ok yeah  ::) thats why on Tuesday you penciled in CARDIO in your workout log, but in reality you were marching all day long for immigration reform....isnt that correct riceandbeans suave ?
that is funny I was born here, chinkojonna, I hear you hang like a horse.....,fly
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 07:19:36 AM
hahahahahahaa, i bet him and Derek Anthony get together for dual "posing sessions" with Derek as the big muscular top and "ricosauve" as the skinny feminine bottom bitch.

Hahahahahaha!!! Are you saying that "ricosauve" can play Beethovens 9" symphony on the fleshy flute with his eyes closed?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:19:58 AM
hahahaha, hey Rico do you find that all the anal lube that those 71 year old men use when they violate you interferes with your digestion and protein utilization?
I'm so hurt ::), I keep looking at you picure and still LOL, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2007, 07:20:27 AM
that is funny I was born here, chinkojonna, I hear you hang like a horse.....,fly
your always talking about my dick, why am i not surprised....you must have cock on your mind all day huh ??? my bad or was it just balls on your chin ?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:21:26 AM
your always talking about my dick, why am i not surprised....you must have cock on your mind all day huh ??? my bad or was it just balls on your chin ?
DID YOU meant CHIN OR CHINK?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 04, 2007, 07:23:59 AM
DID YOU meant CHIN OR CHINK?
i prefer gook....hahahah your 'racism' has no effect on someone who is more racist than hitlers ashes......fact remains,your a 2.50/hour janitor at taco bell with a brain that is slightly larger than the meat portion of a soft taco.... and your a homo on top of that .hahahahhahaha
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 07:26:17 AM
hey Rico did your "dad" teach you to suck dick in Puerto Rico or did you learn here?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:26:54 AM
i prefer gook....hahahah your 'racism' has no effect on someone who is more racist than hitlers ashes......fact remains,your a 2.50/hour janitor at taco bell with a brain that is slightly larger than the meat portion of a soft taco.... and your a homo on top of that .hahahahhahaha
DUDE I Make enough money to buy the rest of you family, and bring them here from ASIA and go on vacation on one paycheck, LOL
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 07:27:09 AM
i prefer gook....hahahah your 'racism' has no effect on someone who is more racist than hitlers ashes......fact remains,your a 2.50/hour janitor at taco bell with a brain that is slightly larger than the meat portion of a soft taco.... and your a homo on top of that .hahahahhahaha

hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 07:27:17 AM
hahhahha the squad Owns all !!!!! hahahahahah

classic p@wnage Big C!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The squad owns cock...... ; ;D
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:29:57 AM
i prefer gook....hahahah your 'racism' has no effect on someone who is more racist than hitlers ashes......fact remains,your a 2.50/hour janitor at taco bell with a brain that is slightly larger than the meat portion of a soft taco.... and your a homo on top of that .hahahahhahaha
jaejonna, I got a good deal on your mom, I might have her work for me, I need to tailor  some of my clothing
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:31:31 AM
The squad owns cock...... ; ;D
right!! ;D ;D, a hole bag of them
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 07:32:10 AM
jaejonna, I got a good deal on your mom, I might have her work for me, I need to tailor  some of my clothing
hahahahaha, it must be hard to find shirts for those monstrous 13 inch mexican arms of yours.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 07:36:30 AM
hahahahaha, it must be hard to find shirts for those monstrous 13 inch mexican arms of yours.

I bet he buys XS and then pins the sleeves at the back hahaha
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 07:36:57 AM
a hole bag of them

Oh man... I bet ricosuave is the type of "guy" that has a thick Spanish accent even though he claims to have been born in the US. Hahaha, I wonder if English is even his first language?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: SS on May 04, 2007, 07:38:13 AM
This blantant, over the top type, forced funny shit is exactly why the squad isn't funny anymore.
you can say that again.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:38:17 AM
hahahahaha, it must be hard to find shirts for those monstrous 13 inch mexican arms of yours.
I would love to compare picture with you , I know for a fact that you dont want to go there
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on May 04, 2007, 07:38:55 AM
Oh man... I bet ricosuave is the type of "guy" that has a thick Spanish accent even though he claims to have been born in the US. Hahaha, I wonder if English is even his first language?

hahahaha are you saying that ricosauve is the type of guy that is fearful about giving his real name to his employer ozzy?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 07:39:49 AM
I would love to compare picture with you , I know for a fcat that you dont want to go there
hahahahaha, i'm white, i don't associate with "people" like you.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: SS on May 04, 2007, 07:40:38 AM
hahahahahahah, this coming from a mexican/puerto rican landscaper who dances for old men in a thong before performing oral on them.
hahahahaha!
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 07:41:04 AM
hahahaha are you saying that ricosauve is the type of guy that is fearful about giving his real name to his employer ozzy?

Hahaha, what, you mean his name isn't Juan Gonzales?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: SS on May 04, 2007, 07:42:47 AM
I would love to compare picture with you , I know for a fact that you dont want to go there
translation.....i really want to see a pic of your cock squadfather.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:44:43 AM
i really want to see a pic of your cock squadfather.
FIXED
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:49:14 AM
superstarbillygram , I don’t know if this the right place for you to come out closet, but I'm happy you did  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 07:51:39 AM
hahahahaha, i'm white, i don't associate with "people" like you.
So, why do you associate with your half black step son ???
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 07:53:39 AM
FIXED

Hahaha, when left with no options, ricosuave does the only thing he can think of. The lamest trick in the e-book, quote-editing.

Hahaha, gayer than a Derek Anthony birthday party.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: SS on May 04, 2007, 07:54:36 AM
superstarbillygram , I don’t know if this the right place for you to come out closet, but I'm happy you did  ;D ;D ;D
why would you be happy about that? um is there something you're trying to tell me ''rico''?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: ricosauve on May 04, 2007, 07:58:41 AM
why would you be happy about that? um is there something you're trying to tell me ''rico''?
Yes indeed, its ok to be gay if that is what you like, I’m not going to make fun of you for that, that’s what you like then have fun, blowing and pickle sniffing  The Mighty fat SQUAD

Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 08:04:15 AM
why would you be happy about that? um is there something you're trying to tell me ''rico''?
let's take it easy on "rico" SS, the poor guy is still trying to find ways to get all those KY stains, skid marks and blood out of his "posing" thong.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: SS on May 04, 2007, 08:08:26 AM
Hahaha, when left with no options, ricosuave does the only thing he can think of. The lamest trick in the e-book, quote-editing.

Hahaha, gayer than a Derek Anthony birthday party.
hahahaha! he's just "Rico".... the Puerto Rican Retard.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 08:12:22 AM
I bet he has a bunch of Puerto Rican flags in his room, his carbicycle.. Haha, I bet he listens to "The Last Don" and all that crap with the same beat.

GASOLINA!
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 08:13:30 AM
UNDELAY........UNDELAY.. ..........YAREEEEEBA.... ....YAREEEEEEEBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on May 04, 2007, 08:15:06 AM
(http://holamun2.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/mexico-city-gay-pride.jpg)
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 08:16:55 AM
Doon, chi chi doon, chi chi doon, chi chi doon, chi chi doon

Another track:

Doon, chi chi doon, chi chi doon, chi chi doon, chi chi doon
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: SS on May 04, 2007, 08:19:56 AM
I bet he has a bunch of Puerto Rican flags in his room, his carbicycle.. Haha, I bet he listens to "The Last Don" and all that crap with the same beat.

GASOLINA!
I heard Rico can do more with his hands then just handle cock.

his stanky fat lipped mama told me he built a wooden raft for them to float over on out of his grand papa's wooden leg.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 08:20:53 AM
I heard Rico can do more with his hands then just handle cock.

his stanky fat lipped mama told me he built a wooden raft for them to float over on out of his grand papa's wooden leg.
hahahahahahahahaha, classic.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 08:24:16 AM
hahahaha, are you suggesting that when Puerto Rico wanted to get rid of all it's fags and whores that "rocosauve's" dad and mom fit perfectly into both of those categories thus they were forced onto inner tubes at gunpoint only to arrive in Miami and sponge off the US government, SS?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: sgt. d on May 04, 2007, 08:27:54 AM
(http://holamun2.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/mexico-city-gay-pride.jpg)

Mars is that a picture of the squad?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 08:34:20 AM
Mars is that a picture of the squad?

Oh brother, another little runt mutt trying to take a bite out of the big dogs.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on May 04, 2007, 08:44:38 AM
Rico dont you have boarders to illegally cross today  ::)
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 08:44:55 AM
Oh brother, another little runt mutt trying to take a bite out of the big dogs.
Ozzy, u a big dog?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 08:46:01 AM
Rico dont you have boarders to illegally cross today  ::)
The little geek's back......
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 08:47:29 AM
Ozzy, u a big dog?

Eh, I'd say medium-sized.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 08:49:45 AM
Eh, I'd say medium-sized.
at least your honest
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on May 04, 2007, 08:52:48 AM
The little geek's back......

haha o no pumphards here to stalk squadfather what an interesting life you lead
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 08:55:40 AM
haha o no pumphards here to stalk squadfather what an interesting life you lead

Ben are you implying that pumphard's day starts off with a long wank to Squadfather's pictures followed by a tirade of negative posts because he feels wrong about masturbating to a guy's picture?
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on May 04, 2007, 08:57:23 AM
Ben are you implying that pumphard's day starts off with a long wank to Squadfather's pictures followed by a tirade of negative posts because he feels wrong about masturbating to a guy's picture?

haha exactly..... its like you are inside this guys head
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: SS on May 04, 2007, 08:58:03 AM
hahahaha, are you suggesting that when Puerto Rico wanted to get rid of all it's fags and whores that "rocosauve's" dad and mom fit perfectly into both of those categories thus they were forced onto inner tubes at gunpoint only to arrive in Miami and sponge off the US government, SS?
Yes Sarcasm that's exactly what I'm saying.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 08:59:09 AM
haha o no pumphards here to stalk squadfather what an interesting life you lead
Look, you squad members add laughter to my life, how can I not insult u.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 09:01:58 AM
Ben are you implying that pumphard's day starts off with a long wank to Squadfather's pictures followed by a tirade of negative posts because he feels wrong about masturbating to a guy's picture?
Sorry, not into fat slobs, and I'm not into pigs like his slut girlfriend.  I'm sorry, I can't help it, geeks like u guys were made to be made fun of.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: No Patience on May 04, 2007, 09:03:21 AM
Oh brother, another little runt mutt trying to take a bite out of the big dogs.

big dogs??? from what i have seen in photos, looks like a bunch of fucking corndogs....fat and big should not be considered the same
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 09:05:00 AM
Sorry, not into fat slobs, and I'm not into pigs like his slut girlfriend.  I'm sorry, I can't help it, geeks like u guys were made to be made fun of.


Hahaha, now I know you're delusional when you lump me into your "geeks gallery". Apparently, everyone that disagrees with you is a "geek" in your mind.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 04, 2007, 09:09:40 AM

Hahaha, now I know you're delusional when you lump me into your "geeks gallery". Apparently, everyone that disagrees with you is a "geek" in your mind.
hahahaha, try not to be too hard on "pumphard" Ozzy he tried to get a loan to buy a farm the other day and when the loan officer asked him what he knew about farming he said that he raised 5000 cocks last year alone, hahahaha, what a penis puffer.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: Ozzy on May 04, 2007, 09:11:51 AM
hahahaha, try not to be too hard on "pumphard" Ozzy he tried to get a loan to buy a farm the other day and when the loan officer asked him what he knew about farming he said that he raised 5000 cocks last year alone, hahahaha, what a penis puffer.


Hahaha, that actually made me laugh.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 09:13:43 AM
Is it a coincidence that all these squad members are little, insecure geeks, trying to make a bit of a name for themselves, to compensate for all years of abuse they have taken.  
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 09:14:59 AM
Well, you can't really blame them, just look at their leader, the biggest fool of them all. 
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 09:17:32 AM

Hahaha, now I know you're delusional when you lump me into your "geeks gallery". Apparently, everyone that disagrees with you is a "geek" in your mind.
No, I can tell your a geek from your stupid posts.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: No Patience on May 04, 2007, 09:17:51 AM
Well, you can't really blame them, just look at their leader, the biggest fool of them all. 

that sums it up pretty good
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 09:52:33 AM
haha exactly..... its like you are inside this guys head
You squad geeks should start changing your lines, you all sound like a bunch of parrots.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 09:56:12 AM
hahahaha, try not to be too hard on "pumphard" Ozzy he tried to get a loan to buy a farm the other day and when the loan officer asked him what he knew about farming he said that he raised 5000 cocks last year alone, hahahaha, what a penis puffer.
Squad must have gotten this joke from someone in his class. You must be excited with your grade school grad coming up.
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: pumphard on May 04, 2007, 09:58:41 AM

Hahaha, that actually made me laugh.
And then you wonder why I call u a geek..............
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 04, 2007, 10:03:01 AM
Hahahahaha yes!!!!!!!!! The mighty SQUAD's ability to quickly force every Mcsalad munching 132 pound pec-deck titan into a pool of their own musclemilk faeces is stronger than ever, and spreading across the globe!!!!!!!!!!!

Just this morning I was reading the council internal electronic noticeboard (whic has around 10-12,000 people reading it daily), when I noticed a post titled "Heating", which read "Does anybody know who deals with the temperature control of our office? My colleagues and I are sitting in our coats!!!!!!" 

yes, oh brother. That's exactly what I thought too my bretheren.

I knew I had to act quickly and destroy this whiny little frost conductor before things got out of control, so I replied on the noticeboard saying "Why dont you just go and turn the heating on then?" hahaha

Within 2 minutes the little cum reservoir replied on the board saying "ummm, well if you were the one sitting here with blue hands trying to work then you wouldn't be making stupid jokes!"

Hahahaha hook line and sinker my bitches!!!!!!

From the evident gayness in the tone of his reply, it was clear that "Alan Huxter" had seen more free willy than sea world. Realising I had a captive audience of thousands, I needed to execute some swift SQUAD destruction!!!!

I looked to the master of ownage The Squadfather for some timely guidance and settled for a "Calm down tiger, it ain't that serious." hahahahaha

BAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!! Within minutes my inbox was flooded with messages like "well it will be serious if you piss me off anymore daniel" and "Why dont you come over here and tell us all how to turn the heating on then...?" hahahahahahahahaha the MIGHTY SQUAD STRIKES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!


i can just imagine your pathetic ass sitting there quivering with glee because you can't get getbig off your mind even during your work day.

like BSB said, this kind of idiotic forced shit is why the squad stopped being funny. ::)
Title: Re: The Mighty SQUAD knows no bounds!!!!!!
Post by: sgt. d on May 04, 2007, 11:47:59 AM
Oh brother, another little runt mutt trying to take a bite out of the big dogs.

Who are you again little boy?