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Title: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: Ozzy on May 08, 2007, 09:25:14 AM
I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.
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Post by: davidpaul on May 08, 2007, 09:40:17 AM
great story.
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Post by: Bast000 on May 08, 2007, 09:50:32 AM
I was riveted.
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Post by: davidpaul on May 08, 2007, 09:51:59 AM
I like the part where the Leutentant steps in, really added drama.
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Post by: HUGEPECS on May 08, 2007, 09:55:46 AM
hahaha....it kills me when they said that creatine is steroids
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Post by: alexxx on May 08, 2007, 09:57:20 AM
lol people are clueless!
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Post by: Saxon on May 08, 2007, 09:57:50 AM
I like the part where the Leutentant steps in, really added drama.

I was expecting a General or Major to suddenly appear after that, quite the anti-climax for me  :'(
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Post by: davidpaul on May 08, 2007, 10:01:26 AM
I was expecting a General or Major to suddenly appear after that, quite the anti-climax for me  :'(

Maybe his next one will have a chief of police, Mahoney or even Columbo?
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Post by: UK Gold on May 08, 2007, 10:21:35 AM
At least those guys arn't going to die of lung cancer. Unlike Ozzy.
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Post by: ChinoXL on May 08, 2007, 10:32:16 AM
I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.

The Navy is full of "gurus", who have no specific knowledge of anything.  I schooled many in my day, even on the way out.
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: Stark on May 08, 2007, 11:23:14 AM
I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.

 ::)
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 08, 2007, 11:45:24 AM
The Navy is full of "gurus", who have no specific knowledge of anything.  I schooled many in my day, even on the way out.

probably on the ways of extracting sperm out of the penile tissue.
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: Stark on May 08, 2007, 11:46:38 AM
probably on the ways of extracting sperm out of the penile tissue.

comes from I'm blacker than the ace of spades but still hate black people myself uncle sam ::)

Epic race confusion and gayer than a suprise party by Derek Anthony
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 08, 2007, 11:52:54 AM
comes from I'm blacker than the ace of spades but still hate black people myself uncle sam ::)

Epic race confusion and gayer than a suprise party by Derek Anthony

uncle sam?  don't you mean Uncle Tom, you stupid Kraut whose country's getting raped by Turks?
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: Stark on May 08, 2007, 11:59:06 AM
uncle sam?  don't you mean Uncle Tom, you stupid Kraut whose country's getting raped by Turks?

Newsflash... we don't have any issues with the turks, it's the other way around... and no i meant uncle Sam I didn't want to dig up that particular racist stereotype I trusted in you to do that for me ;D
Now get your shinebox and fetsch me some cotten. :D
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Post by: the shadow on May 08, 2007, 12:00:59 PM
I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.
nice fairy tale ::)
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Post by: warrior_code on May 08, 2007, 12:03:28 PM
Funny cause if you asked them the science behind any of these "products" they wouldn't know, only that it "speed's up their metabolism." 
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: Stark on May 08, 2007, 12:07:29 PM
Funny cause if you asked them the science behind any of these "products" they wouldn't know, only that it "speed's up their metabolism." 

That's why they have this brilliant and extremely well paid Labratorian Dr Dr Muscletech


LOOOOL I cannot help but laugh everytime I see these pictures ;D

Phone rings: Yes J. Cutler Mr O?
MT lab rat: JAY JAY WE GOT IT OMG WE FINALLY AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCH HAVE THE PRODUCT....
Jay: I'll be over in a minute...

5 min later...

Both of them stand around the latest lying c unt product and Dr Dr Muscletech explain Jay Cutler the finer details of MuscleTechs newest  product.
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Post by: warrior_code on May 08, 2007, 12:14:09 PM
For a class I recently took I wrote a paper on No2.  It was funny to see that all the evidence for their claims were found in their own "research lab." 
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Post by: 240 is Back on May 08, 2007, 12:14:50 PM
it's cool that they are able to get the product labeled, boxed, and mass produced / shipped by the time Jay arrived and puts on makeup for the picture.  

Scientists are really efficient people.
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: Stark on May 08, 2007, 12:15:28 PM
For a class I recently took I wrote a paper on No2.  It was funny to see that all the evidence for their claims were found in their own "research lab." 

;D
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Post by: dodster on May 08, 2007, 12:46:22 PM
I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.
great story if it were true
do u jerk off to these fantasies?dont ansa that its rhetorical
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: the shadow on May 08, 2007, 12:47:49 PM
great story if it were true
do u jerk off to these fantasies?dont ansa that its rhetorical

dude it ain't true..its one of getbigs classic fairy tales ::)
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: ChinoXL on May 09, 2007, 03:13:43 PM
probably on the ways of extracting sperm out of the penile tissue.

Stick to what you're good at knuckle-walker and leave the comedy to someone who isn't a non-human primate.   ::)
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Post by: ManBearPig... on May 09, 2007, 04:13:01 PM
Stick to what you're good at knuckle-walker and leave the comedy to someone who isn't a non-human primate.   ::)

red koolaid, my favorite flavor.
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Post by: No Patience on May 09, 2007, 04:16:56 PM
the best is when you see a new guy in the gym working out with a long time member and he says "yeah dude, i don't want to get huge, i just want to lean out a little"

all the gym virgins think getting stacked comes from a couple months under the iron
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Post by: The Squadfather on May 09, 2007, 04:18:08 PM
probably on the ways of extracting sperm out of the penile tissue.
hahahahahahahaaaaaa.
Title: Re: Ignorance must be bliss.
Post by: Big N on May 09, 2007, 09:55:44 PM
I was outside sitting at the picnic table (smoking area) and a couple of guys come over. They're talking about going to the gym.

One guy (one of those ripped all the time skinny-ish black guys) says "Yeah man, I went earlier and the whole S3 shop was in there. They all stopped and asked me what kind of steroids I was taking."

Other guy (skinny-fat 160lb with a gut)  "Yeah, I only take Ripped Fuel three times a day to speed up my metabolism"

I looked at this guy and thought to myself, you gotta be fucking kidding. This guy has no muscle on him, and he's wasting money on Ripped Fuel. Oh man.

Then they start talking about protein and this lieutenant comes up and comments how they shouldn't be taking that steroid crap. Hahaha, I stubbed out my smoke and walked away. The bad thing is, people actually think that protein supplements are steroids.


Dumb but they do. Especially some of these broads believe everything is steroid like when you say "yes i workout a lot"