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Title: New MD Cover - July 2007
Post by: Stark on May 23, 2007, 08:53:38 AM
Wow how hardcore :D
Quote from: Steve the Fruitcake Blechman
Look at that cover! I mean, come on; you look up the word "hardcore" in the dictionary and that's the picture you should see! Team MD's Markus Ruhl, the most popular European bodybuilder, and Branch Warren, the "People's Champion," resting a pair of 200 pound dumbbells on his quads getting ready to hoist them into action. It doesn't get any more hardcore than that.

Everyone can understand Markus Ruhl's popularity position in Europe, and even in the United States. He is a big, freaky monster - perhaps the freakiest in the world. I mean...he does have an "MD Freakazoid Award" sitting on his mantle.

American champions such as Ronnie, Jay, Victor and Dexter, on the other hand, should eclipse Branch. But, you know, the best-selling issue of MD of all time was Branch Warren's. He truly is the people's champion because he embodies the very spirit of blue-color muscle. Just big, hardcore, heavy-duty workouts and work ethic, combined with his soft-spoken and approachable nature, makes Branch truly the "People's Champion." Together, Branch and Markus nearly tore the gym down. Volume 1 of this four-part "tour de hardcore" starts next month. Bring your barf bag
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Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Mars on May 23, 2007, 08:57:04 AM
Monster health combo.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Stark on May 23, 2007, 08:57:55 AM
Ruhl looks constipated :D
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Mars on May 23, 2007, 08:58:28 AM
He doesn't like training triceps.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: The Squadfather on May 23, 2007, 09:00:48 AM
Monster health combo.
hahahahahahahaha, exactly.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: War-Horse on May 23, 2007, 09:04:08 AM
Its no wonder girls like swimmers physiques. :-[


Also i hope blechman said branch is a "Blue-collar"  Not "Blue color"  champion.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 23, 2007, 09:06:36 AM
I love how Branch's head is covering that ugly pec tear Ruhl has.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Rudee on May 23, 2007, 09:37:11 AM
Heart attacks waiting to happen.   And enough with the skull-caps already Branch.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: bigtraps on May 23, 2007, 09:41:25 AM
Heart attacks waiting to happen.   And enough with the skull-caps already Branch.

But he's the People's Champion!
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: thisiskeith12 on May 23, 2007, 09:42:16 AM
I think more than one person on a cover is a distraction and too cluttered...unless it's two hot girls
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Spicy Shushi on May 23, 2007, 09:54:26 AM
I think more than one person on a cover is a distraction and too cluttered...unless it's two hot girls
Stick to radio kid, you have a hard enough time with that.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: thisiskeith12 on May 23, 2007, 09:56:15 AM
Stick to radio kid, you have a hard enough time with that.

Ok Steve :D
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: HUGEPECS on May 23, 2007, 09:56:47 AM
these two guys combined, injected a grand total of 15,000 mg of God knows what :)
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Special Ed on May 23, 2007, 10:12:04 AM
Is that a "wardrobe malfunction" or is Branch Warren experiencing a "nip slip"?

(http://www.nippleslips.com/janet-jackson-nipple-slip.jpg)
(http://nogg3r5.com/Images/Content/philton-slip3.jpg)
(http://www.planettomcruise.com/wp-content/bc15.jpg)
(http://www.tomkatcrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/penelope_cruz_nipple_slip_01.jpg)
(http://www.nippleslips.com/jackie-gayda-nipple-slip-2.jpg)
(http://www.oanmedia.com/photos/archive/2004-1104_tara.JPG)

Getbig's NipSlip Expert
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Stark on May 23, 2007, 10:13:34 AM
Wohhoooo Ed you got Blue stars :D
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Livewire on May 23, 2007, 10:14:25 AM
Ed, you are a god.

Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: HowieW on May 23, 2007, 10:18:43 AM
Ruhl looks constipated :D

I advise him to take tespoon of exlax, cinch up his wt lifting belt , don a tight fitting skull cap , squat firmly on the bowl with proper butt and foot position, do a series of most musculars and everything will turn out ok ...in the end.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: Stark on May 23, 2007, 10:22:43 AM
I advise him to take tespoon of exlax, cinch up his wt lifting belt , don a tight fitting skull cap , squat firmly on the bowl with proper butt and foot position, do a series of most musculars and everything will turn out ok ...in the end.

Howie I M A G I N E  the turd this guy could shit man :o
Title: Re: New MD Cover - July 2007
Post by: HowieW on May 23, 2007, 10:25:14 AM
On a somewhat serious note, I do enjoy MD, subcribe to it and feel it is better than FLEX now overall.
FLEX still has some excellent contest coverage and a few good articles, but they seem a tad redundant at times.
Title: Re: New MD Cover - July 2007
Post by: Stark on May 23, 2007, 10:28:32 AM
On a somewhat serious note, I do enjoy MD, subscribe to it and feel it is better than FLEX now overall.
FLEX still has some excellent contest coverage and a few good articles, but they seem a tad redundant at times.

Same here the only thing (apart from the fact that the pigeon that Steve uses to deliver my MD is never on time) that really bothers me is the black background white Font, last Mag John did an article where he had dark grey background color white Font...much easier to read... In general if MD would take some note from Flex regarding color coordination it would be a hell lot better.
Title: Re: New MD Cover
Post by: HowieW on May 23, 2007, 10:31:17 AM
Howie I M A G I N E  the turd this guy could shit man :o

On this image, I shall pass
Like bad gas
From my azz