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Title: Ladies, tell us about your close encounters w the long arm of the law
Post by: Al-Gebra on May 26, 2007, 12:04:08 AM

stella ladies, consider beginning gimmick accounts so that you can freely unburden yourselfves in this thread. 

If needed, I will be glad to instruct you in the development and maintenance of several convincing gimmicks.

Title: Re: Ladies, tell us about your close encounters w the long arm of the law
Post by: az on May 26, 2007, 01:53:36 PM

I am the long arm of the law.

Title: Re: Ladies, tell us about your close encounters w the long arm of the law
Post by: xxxLinda on May 27, 2007, 03:08:29 PM

wtf's a gimmick?  I don't think I need or deserve one.  Nor could I keep up with it.


in answer to your question:

the one time I had sex with a lovely policeman (it's a longish story, he'd been cruising me for at least a year, he was tall dark handsome and muscular and I love a man in a uniform...

he let me wear his hat and play with his gun.


honest. 
xL



ok, I don't lie, I just exaggerate.  I did wear his hat.  He put his gun away someplace safe. 

But we got 44 views on that one post, so that's funny, no?

Title: Re: Ladies, tell us about your close encounters w the long arm of the law
Post by: xxxLinda on May 27, 2007, 03:44:59 PM

and I didn't yet tell you what I was doing whilst wearing his hat.

I'm surprised no other women have come in with better stories.
xL in da

Title: Re: Ladies, tell us about your close encounters w the long arm of the law
Post by: Princess L on May 27, 2007, 09:41:50 PM

I've had about a dozen speeding tickets  :-\

 ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Ladies, tell us about your close encounters w the long arm of the law
Post by: Laura Lee on May 30, 2007, 09:57:15 AM

I somehow always get a warning...never a ticket.  ;D

Title: Re: Ladies, tell us about your close encounters w the long arm of the law
Post by: xxxLinda on May 30, 2007, 10:04:36 AM

oh...
re:  Ladies, tell us about...

can you not see that Al-G is taking the piss out of us?  He's maybe a cop in disguise.
xL

Okay, so we can't get a lady (there ain't no ladies in here, that's a where's the toilet joke), to admit to having had mad sex with a cop. 


So I bet AlG has far better stories...