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Just wanted to share the news with my fellow Getbiggers :D
2 days before my 19th birthday I lost my virginity and gave my girlfriend three orgasms. Not bad for a noob!!!
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Congrats again. Now there are three members here that have gotten laid.
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Just wanted to share the news with my fellow Getbiggers :D
2 days before my 19th birthday I lost my virginity and gave my girlfriend three orgasms. Not bad for a noob!!!
Congratulations , stud :)
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Congrats again. Now there are three members here that have gotten laid.
shadow comes to mind
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Congrats again. Now there are three members here that have gotten laid.
Yes, now I am amoung the "elite".
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shadow comes to mind
Yes but, he's never made love :'(
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Just wanted to share the news with my fellow Getbiggers :D
2 days before my 19th birthday I lost my virginity and gave my girlfriend three orgasms. Not bad for a noob!!!
only three? ::)
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Just wanted to share the news with my fellow Getbiggers :D
2 days before my 19th birthday I lost my virginity and gave my girlfriend three orgasms. Not bad for a noob!!!
Let me guess. She told you this right? ;)
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Good. Now when you've got that outta your system you can break up with her and focus on more important things (bodybuilding)
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Just wanted to share the news with my fellow Getbiggers :D
2 days before my 19th birthday I lost my virginity and gave my girlfriend three orgasms. Not bad for a noob!!!
Ok??? In the ten seconds it took you to bust a nut, you did not give your girl three orgasms. Don't lie dude.
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Ok??? In the ten seconds it took you to bust a nut, you did not give your girl three orgasms. Don't lie dude.
hahha just cuz you were a 2 pump chump doesn't mean we all are.
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hate to break it to you figgs, but three pumps and three moans does not equal three orgasms....sorry bud :'(
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Let me guess. She told you this right? ;)
LOL
A lady wouldn't lie about that would she?
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Nah actually it was strange. I always imagined I'd last less than 10 seconds. I even bet my friend that I would. But when I got it in I just lasted a really long time. I fapped beforehand though so I'm sure that gave me some extra time.
She said three orgasms, yes, but I believe her. What's the point of lying about it?
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did you fucck her doggie style?
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did you fucck her doggie style?
LOL
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What was his name?
How many orgasms were real?
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As if sex is something hard. When a girl tells me a guy is bad at sex she may as well be telling me he's bad at walking. How can you be bad at something so easy and something your body is naturally programmed to do? ???
The picture below is of figgs from his first time. ;D
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did you fucck her doggie style?
On my kitchen floor while my mom was upstairs watching tv. :D
What's with the gay jokes btw?
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What was his name?
How many orgasms were real?
also how did he taste firstly? and then how did he feel inside you?
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On my kitchen floor while my mom was upstairs watching tv. :D
You kinky bastard!
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As if sex is something hard. When a girl tells me a guy is bad at sex she may as well be telling me he's bad at walking. How can you be bad at something so easy and something your body is naturally programmed to do? ???
The picture below is of figgs from his first time. ;D
LOL sex was something like that picture. She knew I was a virgin but I was a little embarrassed that I missed a few times hahahah. I did well otherwise.
I think sexual performance could only be bad if you're not confident. That's one edge I had. I wasn't too anxious or excited, but confident.
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Just wanted to share the news with my fellow Getbiggers :D
2 days before my 19th birthday I lost my virginity and gave my girlfriend three orgasms. Not bad for a noob!!!
This should clear things up for the people who are confused.
You kinky bastard!
;D
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did you eat her? did she swalllow?
this thread is useless without pics...did you use HIT on her? 5 minute long set and then failure?
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this thread is useless without pics
Word.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=150975.0
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haha she was faking it douche bag
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haha she was faking it douche bag
lol why would my gf wana fake it? I just don't see the point. Doesn't make a difference to me either way.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone
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lol why would my gf wana fake it? I just don't see the point. Doesn't make a difference to me either way.
Dude, you've got a lot to learn......
Learn about the signs of her having a real orgasm (like... go read a fooking book)... Then observe her closely the next time....
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Dude, you've got a lot to learn......
Learn about the signs of her having a real orgasm (like... go read a fooking book)... Then observe her closely the next time....
I subscribe to men's health I know these things secondhand. And I don't think she had 3 orgasms, but she said she did...
WTF! I'm going to confront her with this because she's definetely not getting away with this!!
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I subscribe to men's health I know these things secondhand. And I don't think she had 3 orgasms, but she said she did...
WTF! I'm going to confront her with this because she's definetely not getting away with this!!
You gotta be fooking kidding me.......
Stop acting like a kid... "I subscribe to mens health".... Give me a fooooking break! ...................... :-\
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You gotta be fooking kidding me.......
Stop acting like a kid... "I subscribe to mens health".... Give me a fooooking break! ...................... :-\
It was said in humor but those mags actual provide some great insight into this shit. No joke.
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It was said in humor but those mags actual provide some great insight into this shit. No joke.
Why are you falling for her shit then...? ::)
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I subscribe to men's health I know these things secondhand. And I don't think she had 3 orgasms, but she said she did...
WTF! I'm going to confront her with this because she's definetely not getting away with this!!
hahahaha
how does it feel to fuck fat bitches
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Why are you falling for her shit then...? ::)
Because why she would lie about something like that is beyond me. I would think it's because I was a bit concerned about me being too big for her, cuz she was in a bit of pain. So she lied so I wouldn't feel bad?
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Give her a morning after pill and then give her a creampie.
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19 yr old virgin? LOL
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19 yr old virgin? LOL
almost
Give her a morning after pill and then give her a creampie.
LOL!
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almost
LOL!
Smoke a blunt and then fuck her.. The feeling will be like no other.
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Smoke a blunt and then fuck her.. The feeling will be like no other.
She's anti-weed, but that's just another project. I'm the spokesman for marijuana. I've already changed 90% of her views on the subject. Now I just have to convince her to smoke with me.
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She's anti-weed, but that's just another project. I'm the spokesman for marijuana. I've already changed 90% of her views on the subject. Now I just have to convince her to smoke with me.
hahaha I bet she's like "but it has 50% more tar than tobacco!!1" hahaha ::)
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hahaha I bet she's like "but it has 50% more tar than tobacco!!1" hahaha ::)
That's actually more commonly exaggerrated as something like "one joint is like smoking 40 ciggarrettes"! I hate hearing that. I've convinced about a dozen people to start smoking, successfully! I've been put on this planet for a reason. :)
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That's actually more commonly exaggerrated as something like "one joint is like smoking 40 ciggarrettes"! I hate hearing that. I've convinced about a dozen people to start smoking, successfully! I've been put on this planet for a reason. :)
hope you don't lead them to harder drugs :)
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That's actually more commonly exaggerrated as something like "one joint is like smoking 40 ciggarrettes"! I hate hearing that. I've convinced about a dozen people to start smoking, successfully! I've been put on this planet for a reason. :)
That's a bunch of bs.. MJ has never been linked to cancer or anything else, so who gives a shit about tar? MJ is the best medication ever.. I use to for fevers, stomach aches and back pain. It's a damn shame that mj is banned while stuff like alcohol is legal.
NY will never have medical laws like Cali, but atleast weed of all grade is abundant. It's murder on the wallet, but worth every penny.
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hope you don't lead them to harder drugs :)
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I also support LSD and shrooms. I'm not as open about it because they should be thoroughly known about before they're taken. Shroomz are hitting my neighborhood soon I can't wait I havn't tripped in almost a year. And last time was my first trip and it happened to be a bad one so I'm making sure this one goes well.
That's a bunch of bs.. MJ has never been linked to cancer or anything else, so who gives a shit about tar? MJ is the best medication ever.. I use to for fevers, stomach aches and back pain. It's a damn shame that mj is banned while stuff like alcohol is legal.
NY will never have medical laws like Cali, but atleast weed of all grade is abundant. It's murder on the wallet, but worth every penny.
Agreed 100% I just came off a bad cold this week and there's nothing that makes me feel better than weed. I swear I feel 90% better for the time I'm stoned. Stressed? Sick? Weed is a great option.
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ha ha, did your girlfriend ever have sex with negros?
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ha ha, did your girlfriend ever have sex with negros?
No, even though she's black. ;D PWNED!^@3
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she's black? damn that changes everything.
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she's black? damn that changes everything.
Jungle fever, baby!
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black women are the only ones who like "thick" guys. it's true.
the rest like men with jobs.
figgs, do you have a job?
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black women are the only ones who like "thick" guys. it's true.
the rest like men with jobs.
figgs, do you have a job?
hahaha no. I guess I just proved your point.
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hahaha no. I guess I just proved your point.
ha ha, i just destroyed you.
j/k man.
about the destruction part, not my original post.
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That's actually more commonly exaggerrated as something like "one joint is like smoking 40 ciggarrettes"! I hate hearing that. I've convinced about a dozen people to start smoking, successfully! I've been put on this planet for a reason. :)
LOL. "Gateway" Figgs. Atta boy. :D
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good job figgs
lost my virginity at 13
haven't fuck since then ;D
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good job figgs
lost my virginity at 13
haven't fuck since then ;D
found out early you didn't like women, eh?
j/k ;D
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For God's sake I hope you used a condom! :-X
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Figgs,
Please did that stub of a finger you have left come into play at all? For your $ake, I hope not!
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high school never ends, ta daa ta daa daa , ta daa,
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On my kitchen floor while my mom was upstairs watching tv. :D
I'm very proud of you Figgs. Today, you are a man! But next time pick someplace more comfortable, like a bed.
Fwiw - your mom was downstairs, watching you. I'm sure she was very proud.
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The best piece of advice for you now is. FUCK A BITCH, DONT LET A BITCH FUCK YOU. remember that and you'll be good my friend. ;)
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Fwiw - your mom was downstairs, watching you. I'm sure she was very proud.
actually, there were probably tears running down her cheeks as she watched her son fornicate with a negro
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actually, there were probably tears running down her cheeks as she watched her son fornicate with a negro
ha ha i can hear her thoughts now.
" i didn't know my little figgsy was into bestiality"... :'(
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actually, there were probably tears running down her cheeks as she watched her son fornicate with a negro
ha ha i can hear her thoughts now.
" i didn't know my little figgsy was into bestiality"... :'(
Keep your ignorant comments coming. Once you have to throw race into any conversation of yours, shows how dumb you are.
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LOL sex was something like that picture. She knew I was a virgin but I was a little embarrassed that I missed a few times hahahah. I did well otherwise.
I think sexual performance could only be bad if you're not confident. That's one edge I had. I wasn't too anxious or excited, but confident.
what a stud :o
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HAHAH..wtg FIGGSY! HAHAHA
this should go down in getbig history! LOL
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The best piece of advice for you now is. FUCK A BITCH, DONT LET A BITCH FUCK YOU. remember that and you'll be good my friend. ;)
lol...good sound advice..for some people it comes a little too late
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HAHAHA!! FIGGS is the man! Awesome post! and Congrats!!!
How did she feel having sex with a muscle man?? hahaha!
Bravo!!!!
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No, even though she's black. ;D PWNED!^@3
shit son i would get checked for HIV asap, jungle bunnies are infested.
id like to plow a black women. she have a huge ass?
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She's anti-weed, but that's just another project. I'm the spokesman for marijuana. I've already changed 90% of her views on the subject. Now I just have to convince her to smoke with me.
Why do you smoke...to be like everyone else? Or to use it a as escapist (Escapism from reality) tool ?
And if you supposedly changed her views on it, she more impressionable or has less than a head on her shoulders. People who are anti-smoke (drugs) tend to give more valid arguments than ones who aren't.
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hahaha thanks guys.
Why do you smoke...to be like everyone else? Or to use it a as escapist (Escapism from reality) tool ?
And if you supposedly changed her views on it, she more impressionable or has less than a head on her shoulders. People who are anti-smoke (drugs) tend to give more valid arguments than ones who aren't.
No, actually one trait my personality will never be equipped with is the need to be like everyone else. All my life i avoided it. But to smoke weed responsibly, now that's different!
I put up a very good argument in support of weed. I'm so good at it that I'm able to be open about my pot use with both my parents. My mom was a tough cookie! She grew up watching Reefer Madness and knew no single facts about MJ, only myths. Debunked one after the other and now she laughs about it. I'm awesome.
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hahaha thanks guys.
No, actually one trait my personality will never be equipped with is the need to be like everyone else. All my life i avoided it. But to smoke weed responsibly, now that's different!
I put up a very good argument in support of weed. I'm so good at it that I'm able to be open about my pot use with both my parents. My mom was a tough cookie! She grew up watching Reefer Madness and knew no single facts about MJ, only myths. Debunked one after the other and now she laughs about it. I'm awesome.
I think weed is a destructive force in society... It does not create any real value....
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I think weed is a destructive force in society... It does not create any real value....
Yes, it can potentially be. Especially when one uses weed as an excuse to avoid responsibility, hobbies and plans to do meaningful things. I know people like this and it's sad. I smoke to relax and to become more intellectual. It's also a very bonding ritual amoungst buds.
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Yes, it can potentially be. Especially when one uses weed as an excuse to avoid responsibility, hobbies and plans to do meaningful things. I know people like this and it's sad. I smoke to relax and to become more intellectual. It's also a very bonding ritual amoungst buds.
If u use it like that it can't do much harm. IMO people should only use it as a social drug, same for alcohol. Only when you start using that shit when you're alone than the trouble starts. Also, i wouldn't advocate it to others if i were u. People will get the wrong idea about u, or they will blame u later.
Weed makes u feel good about being lazy and doing nothing...
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hahaha thanks guys.
No, actually one trait my personality will never be equipped with is the need to be like everyone else. All my life i avoided it. But to smoke weed responsibly, now that's different!
I put up a very good argument in support of weed. I'm so good at it that I'm able to be open about my pot use with both my parents. My mom was a tough cookie! She grew up watching Reefer Madness and knew no single facts about MJ, only myths. Debunked one after the other and now she laughs about it. I'm awesome.
That's good that you can do that. But many of the rec drugs (weed, cocoa, etc.) were used for ceremonial purposes and used sparingly, for spiritual purposes---to get to the spiritual world. But Western society, especially American, used it to escape reality, not enhance it. But what is funny, is the cultures that used these drugs, don't any problems, or get caught up in it. Whereas we Americans, get busted day in and day out (trust me---I see on it a first hand basis). It is our culture of over endulgence (not moderation) that is responsible for our drug problem today.
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That's good that you can do that. But many of the rec drugs (weed, cocoa, etc.) were used for ceremonial purposes and used sparingly, for spiritual purposes---to get to the spiritual world. But Western society, especially American, used it to escape reality, not enhance it. But what is funny, is the cultures that used these drugs, don't any problems, or get caught up in it. Whereas we Americans, get busted day in and day out (trust me---I see on it a first hand basis). It is our culture of over endulgence (not moderation) that is responsible for our drug problem today.
hahahaha, true!
My grandpa was a hash smoker and her didn't have any problems. I smoke during the evening for back aches and the relaxed feeling and I've never had any adverse effects, or been tardy.
And you're wrong about anti-mj people having valid arguements. Most of those people are simply anti-weed because they honestly don't know jack about the drug or it's long spanning history, which started in china and india.
India still has hash and weed dens in certain states and areas where certain sects of hindus smoke and they've been doing that for thousands of years. I think Pakistan has many hash producers also, but they're more for export to europe. Bangladesh has a lot of weed, but the hash is pretty much gone. Nepal still has its trusted and tried temple balls hand rubbed charas.
The funny thing is that the influence of the western mentality of drugs = bad nonsense has wiped out so much history related to cannabis. From religious history, to potent powerful strains. Most of the heavy hitting indica strains breed by the dutch and in so-cal in the 70's-80's originally same from afgahnistan and the indian sub-continent, but they're pretty much nonexistant these days. Indian indentured servants were the one's to introduce the cannabis plant to carribean. But you wont find this in any history book, even though it involves many cultures and spans over 4,000 years because it's been made into some social tabbo by idiots who probably misused the drug themselves, or had douche bag kids that did.
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Because why she would lie about something like that is beyond me. I would think it's because I was a bit concerned about me being too big for her, cuz she was in a bit of pain. So she lied so I wouldn't feel bad?
I don't know if she lie or not. But women lie to their husbands, because of what is underlined.
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So how's the lovelife going figgs?
Still stuck at three orgasms or have you topped it already? ;D
And how's the finger?
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Dare you to stick your mutilated finger inside her! :D
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Ok??? In the ten seconds it took you to bust a nut, you did not give your girl three orgasms. Don't lie dude.
he prolly isn't lying...
juice makes one last longer..and he's juicing..
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hahahaha, true!
My grandpa was a hash smoker and her didn't have any problems. I smoke during the evening for back aches and the relaxed feeling and I've never had any adverse effects, or been tardy.
And you're wrong about anti-mj people having valid arguements. Most of those people are simply anti-weed because they honestly don't know jack about the drug or it's long spanning history, which started in china and india.
India still has hash and weed dens in certain states and areas where certain sects of hindus smoke and they've been doing that for thousands of years. I think Pakistan has many hash producers also, but they're more for export to europe. Bangladesh has a lot of weed, but the hash is pretty much gone. Nepal still has its trusted and tried temple balls hand rubbed charas.
The funny thing is that the influence of the western mentality of drugs = bad nonsense has wiped out so much history related to cannabis. From religious history, to potent powerful strains. Most of the heavy hitting indica strains breed by the dutch and in so-cal in the 70's-80's originally same from afgahnistan and the indian sub-continent, but they're pretty much nonexistant these days. Indian indentured servants were the one's to introduce the cannabis plant to carribean. But you wont find this in any history book, even though it involves many cultures and spans over 4,000 years because it's been made into some social tabbo by idiots who probably misused the drug themselves, or had douche bag kids that did.
Very interesting!
So how's the lovelife going figgs?
Still stuck at three orgasms or have you topped it already? ;D
And how's the finger?
Havn't had sex since, goddamnit. I've been sick, have recovered and now she's sick.
Finger's wonderful. The nail is starting to peel back and the stitches are almost all removed. I'm still slightly handicapped and it hurts from time to time but all's well with the healing process.
I have a lawsuit coming up. I'm suing my gym and I hope to buy my dream car (my first car), a '67 or '69 camaro with my winnings. ;D
Dare you to stick your mutilated finger inside her! :D
hahahah you sick bastard!!
he prolly isn't lying...
juice makes one last longer..and he's juicing..
lol thanks. I'm not even on creatine.