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Title: Chuck Norris vs Bethany Carter Howlett
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on May 28, 2007, 05:39:38 PM: chuck norris may be able to push the world down when doing pushups and decide what time it is, but can his list of achievements match Bethany's?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs Bethany Carter Howlett
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 28, 2007, 06:27:21 PM: Chuck aint got shit on carter ho-lett. When the boogey man goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for carter ho-lett.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs Bethany Carter Howlett
Post by: G o a t b o y on May 28, 2007, 06:32:25 PM: I heard Bethany Carter Howlett has a title fight against Chuck Norris scheduled just before she leaves on a trip to her native Sweden to pick up her latest Nobel prize!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs Bethany Carter Howlett
Post by: Topskin69 on May 28, 2007, 08:41:31 PM: It has been said that Jesus learned everything he knew from Carter How-lett.

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Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs Bethany Carter Howlett
Post by: Special Ed on May 28, 2007, 09:09:11 PM: Who Wins?

Howlett versus Da Bears with 45 Mini-Ditkas standing in for the team.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs Bethany Carter Howlett
Post by: Topskin69 on May 28, 2007, 09:16:58 PM: Hmm...that would be a battle of epic cosmic proportions...

The unstoppable force vs. the immoveable object?

Anyway my $$ would be on HOW-LETT!

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Title: Re: Chuck Norris vs Bethany Carter Howlett
Post by: Blockhead on May 28, 2007, 09:29:27 PM: It is no secret that Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the DARK as the DARK...is afraid of Chuck Norris but I'd have to say the DARK would be even MORE afriad...very very afraid of that Halloween Mask that grizzly voiced MONSTER sports.