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Title: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: UK Gold on May 31, 2007, 01:50:50 PM
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand

5] He can make grown men cry

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire

7] He is a world renowned philosopher

8] He can see the future

9] He can email a woman into bed

10] He eats 6000 calories a day

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month

12] He is the best built natural in the world

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world

16] He isn't going bald

17] He is straight

If he can prove me wrong i'll be the first to say sorry - until then he is the most delusional bitch in the world.
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: bigmc on May 31, 2007, 01:52:38 PM
funny thing is he has claimed all those things  ::)
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: SS on May 31, 2007, 01:55:23 PM
um that's 45lbs in a week, and some how he's Australian now :-\

oh don't forget he has 19'' arms @ 170lbs ::)
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: Saxon on May 31, 2007, 02:26:18 PM
Re: point 2

My spelling is terrible, but even I can spot the spelling and grammar mistakes in The Guardian  :P
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: Bluto on May 31, 2007, 02:46:42 PM
#18 he's got a real life girlfriend but is at the same time virtually married with getbigs very own the beast (and she's a liar in her own right, remember she squadfather called her out on her squat?)

Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: The Squadfather on May 31, 2007, 04:03:57 PM
um that's 45lbs in a week, and some how he's Australian now :-\

oh don't forget he has 19'' arms @ 170lbs ::)
hahahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:00:23 PM
Hahahah, good thread ;D
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:07:20 PM
I don't get it - what's the big deal about it all?

Not all of us have the V as the highlight of the day - unlike most of you, I have a life outside ;D.

When I log off, I forget this place, although I know I'll never forget to log back in again 8)
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:11:59 PM
I don't get it - what's the big deal about it all?

Not all of us have the V as the highlight of the day - unlike most of you, I have a life outside ;D.

When I log off, I forget this place, although I know I'll never forget to log back in again 8)

When is your site going up Kiwi? Do you take credit cards or just Netteller, PayPal etc.?
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: davidpaul on May 31, 2007, 06:17:25 PM
whats this site u keep goign on about danny?

Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:17:36 PM
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire - I would say 'was' - he's long gone

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors - what has race got to do with language?

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own - OK, this is false. If  my dad was paying for everything, I'd happily let him pay for the rest of my life ;D

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand - not all of them, just a few of them. What's the big deal? Have you only seen a millionaire in a newspaper?

5] He can make grown men cry - so can you when you post things like

My girlfriend loves to finger my ass when shes giving me a blow job. God i love it, it literally DOUBLES the pleasure when i cum :o. I have to admit i'm now intrigued by the thought of her using something bigger. She really wants to; she loves treating me like a nasty slut, ha ha ha. Has anyone tried it? Whats it like?

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire - I only said trillionaire cause I didn't want to shock you guys too much ;D

7] He is a world renowned philosopher - Of course I am - just like you are a world renowned bottom whose idea of a great friday night is being tag teamed by the entire local rugby league

8] He can see the future - I see something big, firm and hard entering you somewhere and I think I'm going to throw up

9] He can email a woman into bed - If you can get a woman to ream you with The AssHammer XL 1600, then why can't I? Plus, ask your mom - the bitch keeps begging me for more ::)

10] He eats 6000 calories a day - you swallow 6000 calories worth of freshly milked semen a day, so this is no big deal either

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month - hahaha the easiest thing in the world is to get fat

12] He is the best built natural in the world - this is obviously open to debate, not to mention I'm nowhere near my peak

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him - they won't do the things you will want them to do, that's for sure :-X

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler - You can bring your soiled Jay Cutler trunks and see for yourself if you want

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world - I'll explain this separately 8)

16] He isn't going bald ???

17] He is straight - in mind, body, spirit and orientation 8)

If he can prove me wrong i'll be the first to say sorry - until then he is the most delusional bitch in the world.
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 31, 2007, 06:17:49 PM
I don't get it - what's the big deal about it all?

getbig addiction denial meltdown
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:18:32 PM
When is your site going up Kiwi? Do you take credit cards or just Netteller, PayPal etc.?

Fuck the site mate - I'm bored thinking and talking about it.

Tell me what's happening in Hollywood 8)
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:20:56 PM
Fuck the site mate - I'm bored thinking and talking about it.

Tell me what's happening in Hollywood 8)

Too tired and drunk to talk Hollywood, maybe tomorrow. How about that link to your site?
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:24:20 PM
Too tired and drunk to talk Hollywood, maybe tomorrow. How about that link to your site?

www.monkeystealthepeach.com (http://www.monkeystealthepeach.com)  8)
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: danielson on May 31, 2007, 06:24:54 PM
www.monkeystealthepeach.com (http://www.monkeystealthepeach.com)  8)

Server not found.
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:29:29 PM
Server not found.

Exactly!

Are you telling me people aren't going to pay good money to see THAT? 8)
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: davidpaul on May 31, 2007, 06:30:24 PM
Server not found.

works for me, looks pretty sweet,
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on May 31, 2007, 06:32:28 PM
works for me, looks pretty sweet,

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to Danielson - did he go retarded cause I left? :-\
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: bigmc on June 01, 2007, 12:19:26 AM
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire - I would say 'was' - he's long gone

2] His racially obscure daddy has a better command of language than professional English editors - what has race got to do with language?

3] He didn't want any of his daddy's money - preferring instead to make it on his own - OK, this is false. If  my dad was paying for everything, I'd happily let him pay for the rest of my life ;D

4] He is friends with all the top businessmen in New Zealand - not all of them, just a few of them. What's the big deal? Have you only seen a millionaire in a newspaper?

5] He can make grown men cry - so can you when you post things like

6] He is about to launch a website that will make him a trillionaire - I only said trillionaire cause I didn't want to shock you guys too much ;D

7] He is a world renowned philosopher - Of course I am - just like you are a world renowned bottom whose idea of a great friday night is being tag teamed by the entire local rugby league

8] He can see the future - I see something big, firm and hard entering you somewhere and I think I'm going to throw up

9] He can email a woman into bed - If you can get a woman to ream you with The AssHammer XL 1600, then why can't I? Plus, ask your mom - the bitch keeps begging me for more ::)

10] He eats 6000 calories a day - you swallow 6000 calories worth of freshly milked semen a day, so this is no big deal either

11] He will put on 45lbs in a month - hahaha the easiest thing in the world is to get fat

12] He is the best built natural in the world - this is obviously open to debate, not to mention I'm nowhere near my peak

13] He has over 200 friends that will do anything for him - they won't do the things you will want them to do, that's for sure :-X

14] One of those friends is bigger than Jay Cutler - You can bring your soiled Jay Cutler trunks and see for yourself if you want

15] He is descended from the oldest bloodlines in the world - I'll explain this separately 8)

16] He isn't going bald ???

17] He is straight - in mind, body, spirit and orientation 8)

If he can prove me wrong i'll be the first to say sorry - until then he is the most delusional bitch in the world.


step up your game kiwiol

you used to be hardcore
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: Bluto on June 01, 2007, 02:09:48 AM
Fuck the site mate - I'm bored thinking and talking about it.

Tell me what's happening in Hollywood 8)

Fuck this site  ???

I know you don't mean that.  >:(
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: ButtonMan on June 01, 2007, 02:18:39 AM
Davidpaul this needs to be stickied! Don't 'him' intimidate you!

1] His dad is a billionaire - I would say 'was' - he's long gone




So the Marty Feldman theory still stands .....
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on June 01, 2007, 02:26:04 AM
Fuck this site  ???

I know you don't mean that.  >:(

Haha no way - I loooooooooooooove Getbig 8)

Danny boy was asking about my site and I was talking about that mate
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: Nordic Beast on June 04, 2007, 09:09:35 AM
you forgot #18 Uk Gold

18) he's in your head and has u making up long lists about an anynomous dude on the internet

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Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: kiwiol on June 04, 2007, 10:55:41 AM
step up your game kiwiol

you used to be hardcore

Again to the rescue eh? :)

What I'm asking mc is if you are upset cause I called your Queen (UK Gold) a bitch? 8)
Title: Re: Keeping track of Kiwiol's lies
Post by: bigmc on June 05, 2007, 10:23:50 AM
Again to the rescue eh? :)

What I'm asking mc is if you are upset cause I called your Queen (UK Gold) a bitch? 8)

who is uk gold  ???

is that the dude who takes it in both pipes

if so he would probably be more your type