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Title: why paris got out early.
Post by: Al-Gebra on June 07, 2007, 02:25:38 PM

from an unnamed source:

"My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement."
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: knny187 on June 07, 2007, 02:26:19 PM
now thats hot
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Matt C on June 07, 2007, 02:27:42 PM
Makes sense.
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Al-Gebra on June 07, 2007, 02:36:33 PM

probably means that a lot of getbiggers can look forward to abbreviated stays if they ever find themselves in prison ;D
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Matt C on June 07, 2007, 02:37:39 PM

probably means that a lot of getbiggers can look forward to abbreviated stays in prison ;D

Are you talking about 240 or Bust?  ;D

 :-X
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Al-Gebra on June 07, 2007, 02:39:11 PM
Are you talking about 240 or Bust?  ;D

 :-X

240 might wind up in prison, but I don't know if he's got the get out of jail free card.

However, he told me about a certain mod on here who does.  ;D
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Matt C on June 07, 2007, 02:40:04 PM
240 might wind up in prison, but I don't know if he's got the get out of jail free card.

However, he told me about a certain mod on here who does.  ;D

I can't wait until 240 or Bust gets sent to federal RAPE ME IN THE ASS prison after his county sheriff's office delivers him a summons.  ;D
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: The Master on June 07, 2007, 02:44:01 PM
This thread is just wrong.
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Al-Gebra on June 07, 2007, 02:47:28 PM
This thread is just wrong.

i know . . . i tried to find pics to make it better.   :-\

Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Matt C on June 07, 2007, 02:48:01 PM
This post is useless without pictures.  :-\
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: swoody on June 07, 2007, 02:48:11 PM
from an unnamed source:

"My friend's brother (who works with [Sheriff Lee] Baca's assistant sheriffs) told me that Paris was released due to a severe, "stress-induced" herpes outbreak. He also said that he heard that the blisters had apparently spread to her anus and had taken on abcess-like features that required more serious medical attention. Thus, after taking into account jail overcrowding, the increasing liability that Paris presents, and Paris's lesions, all things weighed in favor of her being put on home confinement."

Good God... :-X

Yet another great image to add to the Hilton name... ::)  Well done, Paris!
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: The Master on June 07, 2007, 02:50:31 PM
i know . . . i tried to find pics to make it better.   :-\




 ;D
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: phyxsius on June 07, 2007, 03:03:14 PM
Probably she offered herself to all the wardens by opening her legs?
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Jerryme7 on June 07, 2007, 03:09:41 PM
I should have known she is a whore!!!
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: warrior_code on June 07, 2007, 03:42:43 PM
hmm, I know herpes simplex type I(cold sores) can reappear due to stress and trauma, but this sounds like a case of herpes simplex type II.  I didn't know it behaved the same way.   
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: swoody on June 07, 2007, 04:14:54 PM
hmm, I know herpes simplex type I(cold sores) can reappear due to stress and trauma, but this sounds like a case of herpes simplex type II.  I didn't know it behaved the same way.   

Its neither.  Scientists named this little number after the hotel heiress... Hilton Disease.  Otherwise known as ghonaherpesyphilaids.
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: leonp1981 on June 07, 2007, 04:33:55 PM
Mmmm, genital herpes...  this pic is not nice...







































Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: The Ugly on June 07, 2007, 04:35:23 PM
I kinda feel sorry Paris.
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: The Ugly on June 07, 2007, 04:37:44 PM
Midgets, I meant.

I kinda feel sorry for those little fuckers.
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: The Enigma on June 07, 2007, 04:57:43 PM
hmm, I know herpes simplex type I(cold sores) can reappear due to stress and trauma, but this sounds like a case of herpes simplex type II.  I didn't know it behaved the same way.   

Type I and type II Herpes act in a similar fashion.

Stress is an aggravating factor to outbreaks.
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on June 07, 2007, 04:59:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA and squatfodder would bang her. WHO'S THE FAG NOW! HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Camel Jockey on June 07, 2007, 05:05:27 PM
I would fuck Paris in a heartbeat.. You guys would too!  >:(
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Post by: Marty Champions on June 07, 2007, 05:11:17 PM
all women have std's , lick em up . id eat paris pussy still
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 07, 2007, 05:12:07 PM
all women have std's , lick em up . id eat paris pussy still

me too!

And her buddy Nicole Richie!  ;D
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: gordiano on June 07, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
I would fuck Paris in a heartbeat.. You guys would too!  >:(


Nope, not me.
Title: Re: why paris got out early.
Post by: jwb on June 07, 2007, 06:40:05 PM
She does have herpes they found a script for the medication in her belongs they sold when she failed to pay her storage bill a few years ago.

Sometimes I wish my memory for useless facts wasn't so good btw...