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Title: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:01:51 AM

Holy fucking shitballs, no wonder the chicks in the UK are one of the ugliest in the world (only to be toped by the female Aborigines)...



A deep-fried Mars Bar is an ordinary Mars Bar fried in a type of batter used in the British Isles for fish, black and white pudding, sausage, and often haggis. The Mars Bar is typically chilled before use to prevent it from melting into the frying fat, though a cold Mars Bar can fracture when heated.
The dish was initially served at chip shops in Scotland (it is said that it was invented in a chip shop in Stonehaven on Scotland's North-East coast[1]), but was never a mainstream item. Since various mass media have reported on the practice since the mid 1990s, in part as an ironic commentary on urban Scotland's notoriously unhealthy diet[2], the popularity of the dish has spread, and it now frequently appears on menus in Dublin, British Columbia, Oregon and Washington[citation needed], among other places.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

THIS IS NOT STARK APROVED FOLK!!!
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Mars on June 08, 2007, 09:38:53 AM
what do i have to do with it!
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:40:21 AM
what do i have to do with it!

Put it up your Penis hole and wait for it to dissolve ;)

Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Mongol on June 08, 2007, 09:41:56 AM
It's ok you only have to have them if your Scottish.......well, that and heroin obviously!! ;)
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:43:03 AM
It's ok you only have to have them if your Scottish.......well, that and heroin obviously!! ;)

Tell me you had that shit?  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Mongol on June 08, 2007, 09:44:51 AM
What, a deep fried mars bar or skag?
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:48:34 AM
What, a deep fried mars bar or skag?

Tell me you had both at the same time and I can promise you that you're more successful than 90% of the people here :D
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Mongol on June 08, 2007, 09:55:18 AM
Tell me you had both at the same time and I can promise you that you're more successful than 90% of the people here :D

Ahahahahaha!

Truth be told I once got one of those deep fried mars bars (king size, none of that party snack sized crap) melted it in true a "chasing the dragon" format, loaded that brown liquid heaven up into my second hand syringe and mainlined that fu3ker straight into my adrenal gland!!!  :D     
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 10:08:59 AM
Ahahahahaha!

Truth be told I once got one of those deep fried mars bars (king size, none of that party snack sized crap) melted it in true a "chasing the dragon" format, loaded that brown liquid heaven up into my second hand syringe and mainlined that fu3ker straight into my adrenal gland!!!  :D     

And you are still trippin 'aight? ;D
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Mongol on June 08, 2007, 10:17:47 AM
Tell me you had both at the same time and I can promise you that you're more successful than 90% of the people here :D

Are you seriously trying to tell me that not everyone here is a multibillionare, MMA fighting, 4% body fat, 240lb, international playboy, that gets more snatch than heffner??!! 'Cause if you lot aren't then Im sorry but we have nothing in common and I spit in your general direction! ;) 
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: suckmymuscle on June 08, 2007, 10:18:51 AM

Holy fucking shitballs, no wonder the chicks in the UK are one of the ugliest in the world (only to be toped by the female Aborigines)...



A deep-fried Mars Bar is an ordinary Mars Bar fried in a type of batter used in the British Isles for fish, black and white pudding, sausage, and often haggis. The Mars Bar is typically chilled before use to prevent it from melting into the frying fat, though a cold Mars Bar can fracture when heated.
The dish was initially served at chip shops in Scotland (it is said that it was invented in a chip shop in Stonehaven on Scotland's North-East coast[1]), but was never a mainstream item. Since various mass media have reported on the practice since the mid 1990s, in part as an ironic commentary on urban Scotland's notoriously unhealthy diet[2], the popularity of the dish has spread, and it now frequently appears on menus in Dublin, British Columbia, Oregon and Washington[citation needed], among other places.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_Mars_bar

THIS IS NOT STARK APROVED FOLK!!!

  My God! :o

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 10:21:49 AM
Are you seriously trying to tell me that not everyone here is a multibillionare, MMA fighting, 4% body fat, 240lb, international playboy, that gets more snatch than heffner??!! 'Cause if you lot aren't then Im sorry but we have nothing in common and I spit in your general direction! ;) 

I know how you feel ::) the general desperation and jealousy for guys like you and me is breathtaking... you get used to it.
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Mongol on June 08, 2007, 10:24:21 AM
I know how you feel ::) the general desperation and jealousy for guys like you and me is breathtaking... you get used to it.

I know, it's just the cross you have to bear my friend. By the way good self pic in your avatar, I used to look just like that............then I started weightlifting!!! :D 
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Saxon on June 08, 2007, 12:00:23 PM
The Scottish deep fry everything.  Deep fried Pizza is another speciality.  Never tired either but deep fried steak pies are great  :o
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 08, 2007, 12:02:31 PM
The Scottish deep fry everything.  Deep fried Pizza is another speciality.  Never tired either but deep fried steak pies are great  :o

what about spotted dick?  :D
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 12:04:03 PM
what about spotted dick?  :D

deep fried?
Title: Re: Deep fried Mars bar... Dorian Yates aprooved... Not Stark approved
Post by: Saxon on June 08, 2007, 12:05:46 PM
what about spotted dick?  :D

Well it is a steamed pudding...i'm sure they have tried  :-\