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Title: Luckiest man alive
Post by: wisconsinBB on June 08, 2007, 09:08:22 AM
Well, maybe not quite the luckiest, but damn close. 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070608/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wheelchair_truck_ride
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:14:04 AM

Deputy said: He spilled his soda but wasn't unhappy ;D
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Andre Nickatina on June 08, 2007, 09:15:49 AM
He aint got shit on Hugh Hefner
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:16:03 AM

Deputy said: He spilled his soda but wasn't unhappy ;D
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: eastcoastbbman on June 08, 2007, 09:31:46 AM
i think, by definition, he would have been "lucky" if his wheelchair DIDNT become lodged in the grill of a semi.....dont ya think?

this story makes him pretty UNlucky in  my book!! lol!!
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: wisconsinBB on June 08, 2007, 09:33:14 AM
I guess you're right, thats pretty bad luck to get your wheelchair caught in a semi grill.  I guess I just mean lucky he didnt die.   
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:34:14 AM
He aint got shit on Hugh Hefner

Guess who is going to be maggot food in a very short ammount of time ;D
Guess who is sourounded by fuckable females and still cannot get one up ;D
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Mars on June 08, 2007, 09:37:03 AM
I would pay for the video material on that hahahaha.
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: wisconsinBB on June 08, 2007, 09:40:23 AM
Guess who is going to be maggot food in a very short ammount of time ;D
Guess who is sourounded by fuckable females and still cannot get one up ;D


Lets say Hef only lives for another 3 or 4 years.  Even at his age, he'll be getting more hot ass in those 3 or 4 years than any other man alive, with the exception of goodrum, of course!
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:45:50 AM
Lets say Hef only lives for another 3 or 4 years.  Even at his age, he'll be getting more hot ass in those 3 or 4 years than any other man alive, with the exception of goodrum, of course!

But thats the beauty lol, he cannot get it up even with the help of the blue pills ;D so he is surounded by fuckable blond bitches and cannot fuck them ;D
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:46:59 AM
I would pay for the video material on that hahahaha.


HAHAH I was thinking the same ;D just imagine you are standing on the side of the road and that truck goes by ;D in the front that guy in a wheelchair going...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEe looooooook MAAAAAAAAAA NO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!111


;D
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Mars on June 08, 2007, 09:48:52 AM

HAHAH I was thinking the same ;D just imagine you are standing on the side of the road and that truck goes by ;D in the front that guy in a wheelchair going...

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEe looooooook MAAAAAAAAAA NO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!111


;D

Hahahaha i would laugh so hard i'd die hahahaha.
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 09:49:34 AM
Hahahaha i would laugh so hard i'd die hahahaha.

Both arms in the air WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE


Lol I think I would faint laughing as well ;D
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Nuge on June 08, 2007, 09:49:59 AM
Not lucky: still wheelchair-bound and fat.
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: wisconsinBB on June 08, 2007, 09:59:52 AM
Not lucky: still wheelchair-bound and fat.

Whoah, the kids got muscular dystrophy, take it easy on him.  He's had a rough week.
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 10:05:16 AM
Whoah, the kids got muscular dystrophy, take it easy on him.  He's had a rough week.

Fuck him he was probably asking for it
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Man of Steel on June 08, 2007, 10:12:26 AM
He aint got shit on Hugh Hefner

Look at all those fvckin tits!!!
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Bast000 on June 08, 2007, 10:13:33 AM
Not lucky: still wheelchair-bound and fat.

exactly, he gets to live a miserable life longer, yea real lucky  ::)
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: NJ_Slinky on June 08, 2007, 10:19:10 AM
I bet that was Columbusdude in the wheelchair.

Mack - sloth
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Nuge on June 08, 2007, 10:42:56 AM
Whoah, the kids got muscular dystrophy, take it easy on him.  He's had a rough week.

I meant my comment like this: "life is hard for him, and he's had a harrowing experience." He's lucky he didn't die, but he's unlucky it happened at all... 
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: kiwiol on June 08, 2007, 10:59:07 AM
Hahahaha i would laugh so hard i'd die hahahaha.

Hahahahaha yes Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tiny tits have to be crushed in everyway possible 8)
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: wood on June 08, 2007, 11:24:46 AM
I was sitting in the barber shop this morning waiting and this story came on the news and had to laugh out loud!  Apparently I was the only one who thought it was funny b/c the older gentleman getting his hair cut just sat there and stared at me and the barber continued cutting away knowing he wanted to laugh but afraid he might not get a tip from the old geezer...

What's the chances that was an unsuccessful attempt at suicide?
Title: Re: Luckiest man alive
Post by: Stark on June 08, 2007, 11:36:24 AM
HAHAH here is the news report, the 911 call is gold HAHAHA

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fa_1181321423