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Title: Apples and Wine
Post by: ~flower~ on June 12, 2007, 10:37:23 AM: Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it is up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.
Title: Re: Apples and Wine
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 12, 2007, 10:39:45 AM: LMAO...

i needed that :)
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;D
Title: Re: Apples and Wine
Post by: Al-Gebra on June 12, 2007, 10:53:28 AM: I'm willing to bet $100 that the woman who came up w that is a 34 y o spinster who thinks she's "spunky." ;D
Title: Re: Apples and Wine
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 12, 2007, 11:01:37 AM: Quote from: Al-Gebra on June 12, 2007, 10:53:28 AM

I'm willing to bet $100 that the woman who came up w that is a 34 y o spinster who thinks she's "spunky." ;D

:drum rooooll:

bitter irony!
Title: Re: Apples and Wine
Post by: ~flower~ on June 12, 2007, 12:30:50 PM: Quote from: Al-Gebra on June 12, 2007, 10:53:28 AM

I'm willing to bet $100 that the woman who came up w that is a 34 y o spinster who thinks she's "spunky." ;D

sometimes grapes turn into raisins ;D
Title: Re: Apples and Wine
Post by: Hustle Man on June 12, 2007, 02:33:29 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on June 12, 2007, 12:30:50 PM

sometimes grapes turn into raisins ;D

Hmm joke time let's rock!
Title: Re: Apples and Wine
Post by: Faust on June 13, 2007, 04:31:05 AM: Moral of the story:

Men are like fine wine.
A woman is like an apple.

:D
Title: Re: Apples and Wine
Post by: 24KT on June 14, 2007, 09:42:06 PM: Quote from: ~flower~ on June 12, 2007, 10:37:23 AM
Apples and Wine

Women are like apples on trees.The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take apples from the ground that are not as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it is up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.

BRAVO!!! (http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/rotflmao.gif)