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Title: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 16, 2007, 02:33:18 AM
Shari, you have a chance to shine at the Montreal Pro!  Come in super dry, shredded and skin-crisp and maybe, just maybe, it will be a top-3 finish!

However, if you go 'the oil' (again) the judges wont be so kind!  They will be very critical, ,marking you down. It is not how you want to be remembered, in what could be your last show!

Most importantly Shari, make Barbara and future child proud.  Go in hard, ripped and oil free!

Good luck and do not 'breathe-out' while onstage!
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: kyomu on June 16, 2007, 02:39:26 AM
Shari, you have a chance to shine at the Montreal Pro!  Come in super dry, shredded and skin-crisp and maybe, just maybe, it will be a top-3 finish!

However, if you go 'the oil' (again) the judges wont be so kind!  They will be very critical, ,marking you down. It is not how you want to be remembered, in what could be your last show!

Most importantly Shari, make Barbara and future child proud.  Go in hard, ripped and oil free!

Good luck and do not 'breathe-out' while onstage!
The problem of King is not only his condition but also his weak arms and thigh sweeps.Those are very fundamental for being a Pro.
And i am not a hater. Please understand.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Mars on June 16, 2007, 02:53:45 AM
What happend that he doesnt have that look anymore that he had in 2001 at the arnold? is it the manner of training or are his receptors burned out? he looked pretty good back then, it looks like he only became smaller.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 16, 2007, 03:43:00 AM
Shari, so many questions? 

Are his receptors shot? 
Could his intestines be permanently enlarged? 
Can those small arms  be beyond-growth now?

Whatever the truth is, the Montreal will bare witness!  The King, will be coming to the stage with a few surprises up his sleeve; well, at least i hope so!

I am looking forward to the King's future media career!  If people like Chick and Sean can make it, then Shari has to be a super-star-in-the-making!  Well, time will tell!

And also, thank you Barbara for not giving up on your husband. Most women would have dumped this 'lethargic and procrastinating Pro' long ago.  God bless.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: LatsMcGee on June 16, 2007, 09:09:51 AM
Go in hard, ripped and oil free!



Isn't this the same thing Harry wanted to do with his ex?
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Purge_WTF on June 16, 2007, 09:28:31 AM
  His receptors are shot, he's full of oil and shit, and his genetics suck. Next subject.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Moen on June 16, 2007, 09:29:51 AM
No problem, disgusted sells receptors
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Mars on June 16, 2007, 09:33:59 AM
(http://www.arigold.com/images/fluffer.jpg)
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 16, 2007, 11:43:49 AM
Tamali!
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: youandme on June 16, 2007, 11:45:26 AM
I can't wait for this brown bag lunch special to walk up on stage, it's going to be a fun weekend.....
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 16, 2007, 11:55:54 AM
I am looking forward to the King's future media career! 


"Media career"  ::)


There's only so much "bodybuilding media" out there, and Bob and Dan have those spots locked up.


Hey, I know!  Maybe Shari could join the "Muscle Mob"!

(for their last few shows before going off the air for lack of listeners, that is!)
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 16, 2007, 11:58:21 AM
disgusted sells receptors


He's running a special this week...  3/$1 !  :D
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 16, 2007, 08:38:50 PM
Barbara was outraged when she discovered that her husband Shari was using oil! 

King, do not take your relationship for granted.  Barbara could have had any man on the planet, yet she chose you!
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 16, 2007, 08:43:03 PM
Barbara was outraged when she discovered that her husband Shari was using oil! 

King, do not take your relationship for granted.  Barbara could have had any man on the planet, yet she chose you!


I'd guess once Muscletech drops him and he becomes an unemployed loser with no life skills, she'll probably drop him too.


Maybe BCH will take him back?  ;D
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 16, 2007, 09:11:14 PM
Barbara nursed King through his second 'nervous breakdown'.  Shari has stabilised, thanks to psychotropic-medication and the love and support of his devoted wife!
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 16, 2007, 09:36:38 PM
Barbara nursed King through his second 'nervous breakdown'.  Shari has stabilised, thanks to psychotropic-medication and the love and support of his devoted wife!


Was this shortly after the last time he got owned on getbig?  ;D
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Disgusted on June 16, 2007, 10:48:13 PM
Barbara nursed King through his second 'nervous breakdown'.  Shari has stabilised, thanks to psychotropic-medication and the love and support of his devoted wife!

Bro you are truley a prophet.  ;D
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 17, 2007, 12:35:41 AM
Jiffy King!
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 17, 2007, 02:15:20 AM
Tamali is not the only Pro to suffer the debilitating effects of a 'nervous breakdown'. 

The King, unfortunately joins a long line of Pros who suffer daily, with mental illness.

Is it the steroids and the extreme nature of the sport, that make these athletes susceptible to neurotic- behaviour?  I am not sure!  But i will hazard a guess, and say, that it certainly isn't helping!

Shari, your loyal wife will not abandon you in these dark-times!  One day this 'dark cloud' may lift.  In the meantine, continue with the meds and keep up the church appearances!
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on June 17, 2007, 02:22:53 AM
Tamali is not the only Pro to suffer the debilitating effects of a 'nervous breakdown'. 

The King, unfortunately joins a long line of Pros who suffer daily, with mental illness.

Is it the steroids and the extreme nature of the sport, that make these athletes susceptible to neurotic- behaviour?  I am not sure!  But i will hazard a guess, and say, that it certainly isn't helping!

Shari, your loyal wife will not abandon you in these dark-times!  One day this 'dark cloud' may lift.  In the meantine, continue with the meds and keep up the church appearances!
sad attempt at being funny.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 17, 2007, 02:44:14 AM
King i applaud your courage.  Your journey through 'depression' will be tougher than any workout and more gruelling than any diet.

Hang in there big guy!

And yes, i do empathise with your wife.  She is one very special human being for tolerating you.

King, if you do choose a media career, post retirement, please learn from the mistakes of Sean and do not make your life a public spectacle!

Good luck Bro.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: phyxsius on June 17, 2007, 05:50:44 AM
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Bitch tits..

Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Purge_WTF on June 17, 2007, 08:00:43 AM
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Bitch tits..



  How 'bout just plain "bitch"?
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: G o a t b o y on June 17, 2007, 01:40:07 PM
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Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 17, 2007, 02:01:19 PM
Tamali is the worst pro ever.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 17, 2007, 05:14:37 PM
Tamali has a very dominant hair-line.  I dont think the big guy will ever need 'plugs'.  His hair is thick and lustrous and shows no signs of greying. Bob Chick adores Shari, always has. Maybe it has something to do with 'the hair'.

Anyway, hang in there Shari.  With friends like Bob and Sean, your transition into the media should be seamless!

Shari, i hear that the medication has helped control those neurotic-episodes! Personally, I believe that Barbara is your guardian-angel on this one, not the little white pills!

Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: phyxsius on June 17, 2007, 05:52:10 PM
Tamali has a very dominant hair-line.  I dont think the big guy will ever need 'plugs'.  His hair is thick and lustrous and shows no signs of greying. Bob Chick adores Shari, always has. Maybe it has something to do with 'the hair'.

Anyway, hang in there Shari.  With friends like Bob and Sean, your transition into the media should be seamless!

Shari, i hear that the medication has helped control those neurotic-episodes! Personally, I believe that Barbara is your guardian-angel on this one, not the little white pills!




You're gay.

Hope this helps
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 17, 2007, 06:13:23 PM
Tamali will be discussed in Bodybuilding circles for many years to come.  Now that is a given! 

Yes, he is pompous and arrogant. Some even say, nauseatingly obnoxious and odious.

Whatever your opinion is of Shari, one thing remains sure;  The King is not dead! 

The querulous and bellicose Tamali lives on!

Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: climber on June 17, 2007, 06:20:36 PM
Tamali will be discussed in Bodybuilding circles for many years to come.  Now that is a given! 

Yes, he is pompous and arrogant. Some even say, nauseatingly obnoxious and odious.

Whatever your opinion is of Shari, one thing remains sure;  The King is not dead! 

The querulous and bellicose Tamali lives on!



Is hank wood some sort of sugar daddy gone sour or something? LOL
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 17, 2007, 07:33:36 PM
I believe the  King is the living embodiment of how brutal this sport can be! 

Shari is the Warrior's warrior.  Overcoming such adversities  as distention, oil-abuse and mental breakdowns!

Tamali must prove the hater's wrong, at this year's Montreal Pro.  This surely is his last chance to redeem himself!

A barbarous, ferocious and ferine Shari, could do some unpredictable damage here!

The truculent and vexacious Tamali has my support!
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: dogbowl on June 17, 2007, 09:53:17 PM
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Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: honest on June 17, 2007, 10:01:21 PM
Hank we all hate you fuck off and die.
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: Van_Bilderass on June 17, 2007, 10:35:47 PM
The truculent and vexacious Tamali has my support!
Hahaha, "truculent and vexacious" LMAO
Title: Re: KING KAMALI, PLEASE NO MORE OIL! Do it for Barbara and child!
Post by: New Hank Wood on June 17, 2007, 11:35:57 PM
Shari has always challenged Bodybuilding-conventions. He is an agitator, without the shrewd and cunning of a Milos!

Barbara identified these qualities in him, and married the big guy!  The rest is history!

Word has it, the perspicacious-Tamali is dryer and crisper than ever.  It should be a Top 5 finish for this judicious beast!