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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: BigCypriate on June 18, 2007, 05:16:48 AM
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Here goes,
Was training bi's/tri's yesterday around 3pm and just got done on seated curls with the 60s (monster internet lift haha 8)) when I notice this 6' 3" 200 pound slovakian behemoth sporting 16" silos wearing an underarmor tank top tucked into his desert warfare camos, armed with highly polished hi-tec magnums and various lizard/snake/eagle tatoos, loading 500lb (and some change) on the smith machine. Curious as to how on earth such a splendid specimen of the soviet regime, would be able to move such a weight even with his whole extended family spotting the bar, I took a seat only to observe him attatch pads to the bar (oh brother) and then expecting him to bench a 1/2 inch rep, he assumes the close grip position!!!! By this point i'm thinking i am about to witness a record breaking feat of strength, and take a huge sip of powerade. After about 2 minutes (literally!!) of this beast making sure he's got a firm grip he shuffles around and then reattempts to get a good grip for another 2 minutes before finally taking off the pads, kicking the bench and walking over to the preacher machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when he walked by I said "Wooooahhhhhhhh!!!! thats some heavy ass close grip man, and you repped it out so quick I didn't even see the bar moving!!!!!! hahahaha where do these vikings come from?
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Here goes,
Was training bi's/tri's yesterday around 3pm and just got done on seated curls with the 60s (monster internet lift haha 8)) when I notice this 6' 3" 200 pound slovakian behemoth sporting 16" silos wearing an underarmor tank top tucked into his desert warfare camos, armed with highly polished hi-tec magnums and various lizard/snake/eagle tatoos, loading 500lb (and some change) on the smith machine. Curious as to how on earth such a splendid specimen of the soviet regime, would be able to move such a weight even with his whole extended family spotting the bar, I took a seat only to observe him attatch pads to the bar (oh brother) and then expecting him to bench a 1/2 inch rep, he assumes the close grip position!!!! By this point i'm thinking i am about to witness a record breaking feat of strength, and take a huge sip of powerade. After about 2 minutes (literally!!) of this beast making sure he's got a firm grip he shuffles around and then reattempts to get a good grip for another 2 minutes before finally taking off the pads, kicking the bench and walking over to the preacher machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when he walked by I said "Wooooahhhhhhhh!!!! thats some heavy ass close grip man, and you repped it out so quick I didn't even see the bar moving!!!!!! hahahaha where do these vikings come from?
Any truth to the rumor that Blew-two gave him a blowjob and saved the day, BigC? :-X
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I think I have to draw a couple more cartoons lol :D
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Here goes,
Was training bi's/tri's yesterday around 3pm and just got done on seated curls with the 60s (monster internet lift haha 8)) when I notice this 6' 3" 200 pound slovakian behemoth sporting 16" silos wearing an underarmor tank top tucked into his desert warfare camos, armed with highly polished hi-tec magnums and various lizard/snake/eagle tatoos, loading 500lb (and some change) on the smith machine. Curious as to how on earth such a splendid specimen of the soviet regime, would be able to move such a weight even with his whole extended family spotting the bar, I took a seat only to observe him attatch pads to the bar (oh brother) and then expecting him to bench a 1/2 inch rep, he assumes the close grip position!!!! By this point i'm thinking i am about to witness a record breaking feat of strength, and take a huge sip of powerade. After about 2 minutes (literally!!) of this beast making sure he's got a firm grip he shuffles around and then reattempts to get a good grip for another 2 minutes before finally taking off the pads, kicking the bench and walking over to the preacher machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when he walked by I said "Wooooahhhhhhhh!!!! thats some heavy ass close grip man, and you repped it out so quick I didn't even see the bar moving!!!!!! hahahaha where do these vikings come from?
hahahahaha, classic, good stuff BC.
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Haha tiny little tits are getting crucified all around the globe haha.
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I think I have to draw a couple more cartoons lol :D
hahahahaa we're all terrified, "stark". ;D
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Haha tiny little tits are getting crucified all around the globe haha.
hahahaha yes Mars!!! although it may seem that the battle against these titans of iron is unending, we will one day be free!!!!!
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Here goes,
Was training bi's/tri's yesterday around 3pm and just got done on seated curls with the 60s (monster internet lift haha 8)) when I notice this 6' 3" 200 pound slovakian behemoth sporting 16" silos wearing an underarmor tank top tucked into his desert warfare camos, armed with highly polished hi-tec magnums and various lizard/snake/eagle tatoos, loading 500lb (and some change) on the smith machine. Curious as to how on earth such a splendid specimen of the soviet regime, would be able to move such a weight even with his whole extended family spotting the bar, I took a seat only to observe him attatch pads to the bar (oh brother) and then expecting him to bench a 1/2 inch rep, he assumes the close grip position!!!! By this point i'm thinking i am about to witness a record breaking feat of strength, and take a huge sip of powerade. After about 2 minutes (literally!!) of this beast making sure he's got a firm grip he shuffles around and then reattempts to get a good grip for another 2 minutes before finally taking off the pads, kicking the bench and walking over to the preacher machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when he walked by I said "Wooooahhhhhhhh!!!! thats some heavy ass close grip man, and you repped it out so quick I didn't even see the bar moving!!!!!! hahahaha where do these vikings come from?
hahahaha thats great!
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Why does there always have to one in the bunch? WHY, WHy, Why?
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hahahahaa we're all terrified, "stark". ;D
I portrait you good didn't I you fucker ;D
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... when I notice this 6' 3" 200 pound slovakian behemoth sporting 16" silos wearing an underarmor tank top tucked into his desert warfare camos, armed with highly polished hi-tec magnums and various lizard/snake/eagle tatoos, loading 500lb (and some change) on the smith machine. Curious as to how on earth such a splendid specimen of the soviet regime, would be able to move such a weight even with his whole extended family spotting the bar, I took a seat only to observe him attatch pads to the bar (oh brother) and then expecting him to bench a 1/2 inch rep, he assumes the close grip position!!!! ...
just this part alone puts this post as a getbig classic!!! LOL
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Haha tiny little tits are getting crucified all around the globe haha.
You should post some pics of Saddam in this thread, Mars 8)