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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on June 21, 2007, 06:36:44 AM
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
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Round them up and kill them all!
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sometimes I shove fat people when they're least expecting it. they never retaliate
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Seriously just tell them that you are a borderline diabetic. They'll feel like $hit and won't ask you anymore and when they bring in decent stuff (at my job they have a friggin potluck like once a month) like Meatballs and what not and you destroy like 5 plates they'll see you are participating, just not when it comes to the sugary crap they all try to eat.
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sometimes I shove fat people when they're least expecting it. they never retaliate
kind of like cow tipping
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Looking at Fat people makes me want to punch fat people...
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I get that crap all the time, also. Just do what I do and ask them how old they are then tell them you don't want to look like them when you get that age...
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Segregating yourself and becoming a social outcast isn't in anyone's best interest, especially if you have to work with those people every day.
Eat a 250 cal slice, wish the guy happy trails, and eat some protein. If you're in better shape than those around you, it's important to appear laid back and friendly.
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Segregating yourself and becoming a social outcast isn't in anyone's best interest, especially if you have to work with those people every day.
Eat a 250 cal slice, wish the guy happy trails, and eat some protein. If you're in better shape than those around you, it's important to appear laid back and friendly.
Nah, two weeks left till fourth of July beach bash. I am going in lean and mean and no piece of cake is going to ruin it. I am not falling off of the wagon for some assholes going away cake party. this cake was enough to feed 50 people and there were only 20 people there and they still devoured the whole cake.
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Nah, two weeks left till fourth of July beach bash. I am going in lean and mean and no piece of cake is going to ruin it. I am not falling off of the wagon for some assholes going away cake party. this cake was enough to feed 50 people and there were only 20 people there and they still devoured the whole cake.
holy shit i just spit out my tea laughing.
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Nah, two weeks left till fourth of July beach bash. I am going in lean and mean and no piece of cake is going to ruin it. I am not falling off of the wagon for some assholes going away cake party. this cake was enough to feed 50 people and there were only 20 people there and they still devoured the whole cake.
Haha, next they will be asking you to have a taste of some deep fried, chocolate covered steak and cheese subs.
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;D
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Nah, two weeks left till fourth of July beach bash. I am going in lean and mean and no piece of cake is going to ruin it. I am not falling off of the wagon for some assholes going away cake party. this cake was enough to feed 50 people and there were only 20 people there and they still devoured the whole cake.
you speak like a junkie it's no wonder you're so unpopular
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I was at Quiznos today and one fatty ate like two large subs! :)
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have you seen this guy
(http://i7.tinypic.com/4qs4ax4.jpg)
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"I like big fat men like you. When they fall down, they make a funny noise, and sometimes they don't get back up. "
-Tuco... The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
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;D
is that you sitting on somebody's face?
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
I understand and agree totally. Amazing how these people just can't take "no thanks" for an answer. Unbelievable.
PB
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
what's wrong with Cake? have it instead of lunch
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what's wrong with Cake? have it instead of lunch
Hahahah yeah... what they don't realize is they are just as delusional as the overweight people cutting the cake. Both are on the opposite end of the spectrum.
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
First off, you have a poser username, but for the sake of this thread I'll let it slide. ;)
I hear you. I can't stand having to look conspicuous at mid-day office parties and not indulging with the rest of the masses. Although, where I'm at there's bad food is available everyday of the week. Donuts, tacos, cakes, potlucks, pizza, homemade baked goods, bowls of candy, etc.....don't get me wrong my coworkers are nice people and well-intentioned, but it's overwhelming at times. I used to just say no, but that drew too much attention so now I opt for a new tactic. I'll attend the party, but only as though I'm in a time crunch. I'll take a serving of whatever fatty crap they're offering, quickly leave the party cause I'm "too busy to stop" and trash whatever it is they served in a large trashcan that's pretty much hidden and on the way back to my office. By the time everyone has finished their 2nd and 3rd helping and return to work they have no idea what I've done. This way I don't have to look conspicuous by "not partaking" and still avoid the crap.
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Hahahah yeah... what they don't realize is they are just as delusional as the overweight people cutting the cake. Both are on the opposite end of the spectrum.
but they both end up FAT
funny how that works huh.
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First off, you have a poser username, but for the sake of this thread I'll let it slide. ;)
I hear you. I can't stand having to look conspicuous at mid-day office parties and not indulging with the rest of the masses. Although, where I'm at there's bad food is available everyday of the week. Donuts, tacos, cakes, potlucks, pizza, homemade baked goods, bowls of candy, etc.....don't get me wrong my coworkers are nice people and well-intentioned, but it's overwhelming at times. I used to just say no, but that drew too much attention so now I opt for a new tactic. I'll attend the party, but only as though I'm in a time crunch. I'll take a serving of whatever fatty crap they're offering, quickly leave the party cause I'm "too busy to stop" and trash whatever it is they served in a large trashcan that's pretty much hidden and on the way back to my office. By the time everyone has finished their 2nd and 3rd helping and return to work they have no idea what I've done. This way I don't have to look conspicuous by "not partaking" and still avoid the crap.
then you sneak back to your desk and have a 500 cal serving of chicken breast and brown rice?
seriously why not just have the 220cal slice of cake
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Hahahah yeah... what they don't realize is they are just as delusional as the overweight people cutting the cake. Both are on the opposite end of the spectrum.
I do that a lot, no big deal.. I was under in terms of calories yesterday so I went ahead and had some alcohol. I've been cutting like this with no real problems. If you're under, then having some cake isn't going to kill you. It's just that people have several servings which equal to thousands of calories in one sitting.
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but they both end up FAT
funny how that works huh.
Indeed.... i don't understand this need to be so strict when 99% of getbiggers don't even compete. You are right, they all end up fat but i guess they feel better about it because it was done with "healthy food". It gives them a sense of self accomplishment. For about the last 2 weeks i have been eating upwards anywhere to 5000 calories of pure junk a day and im still hovering around 158-163. These people are ridiculous.
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then you sneak back to your desk and have a 500 cal serving of chicken breast and brown rice?
seriously why not just have the 220cal slice of cake
It's hard to guess how many calories something is. A slice of cake can be well over 600 calories.
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I do that a lot, no big deal.. I was under in terms of calories yesterday so I went ahead and had some alcohol. I've been cutting like this with no real problems. If you're under, then having some cake isn't going to kill you. It's just that people have several servings which equal to thousands of calories in one sitting.
Well the thing is you could eat the whole cake in one sitting without gaining any of it if you know what you are doing. Would i recommend it for a contest prep? No, certainly not but like i said, 99% of getbig does not compete and just wants a beach body.
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It's hard to guess how many calories something is. A slice of cake can be well over 600 calories.
http://www.calorieking.com
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It's hard to guess how many calories something is. A slice of cake can be well over 600 calories.
then if you ate it you wouldn't be hungry for hours, perhaps you could go without eating the rest of the day.
the equivalent amount of chicken breast would leave you hungry soon after
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Indeed.... i don't understand this need to be so strict when 99% of getbiggers don't even compete. You are right, they all end up fat but i guess they feel better about it because it was done with "healthy food". It gives them a sense of self accomplishment. For about the last 2 weeks i have been eating upwards anywhere to 5000 calories of pure junk a day and im still hovering around 158-163. These people are ridiculous.
you got sick of watching what you eat huh. Sometimes I do too. Eventually I get sick of pigging out and start eating less again.
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then you sneak back to your desk and have a 500 cal serving of chicken breast and brown rice?
seriously why not just have the 220cal slice of cake
I do every once in awhile, but not on every single occassion. We have a big organization with birthdays and celebrations or random "ice cream socials" occurring multiple times a week....there's always cake, ice cream or something....if I'm gonna indulge in something I'd rather indulge in something of my choosing......not just a crappy grocery store cake.
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you got sick of watching what you eat huh. Sometimes I do too. Eventually I get sick of pigging out and start eating less again.
Yeah but when i was doing it it was baaaaad. I could have gone upwards to 10k in a day easily. In the end it all balances out to be about 2000k everyday over the month. I just recently got my act together and got back on it though. When your body is ready it will change.
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Yeah but when i was doing it it was baaaaad. I could have gone upwards to 10k in a day easily. In the end it all balances out to be about 2000k everyday over the month. I just recently got my act together and got back on it though. When your body is ready it will change.
Yep I think the same thing goes for training...the body provides pretty good feedback if you pay attention.
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Yep I think the same thing goes for training...the body provides pretty good feedback if you pay attention.
Indeed... i am about to buckle down hard for a good 3 months of dieting though. I am working on testing some of my theories.
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Well the thing is you could eat the whole cake in one sitting without gaining any of it if you know what you are doing. Would i recommend it for a contest prep? No, certainly not but like i said, 99% of getbig does not compete and just wants a beach body.
Of course..
I've lost around 7 solid pounds in three weeks while drinking 2-3 times a week and sometimes eating cake. I just count my calories(estimate), and run about 1-2 miles 4 days a week. And I drink a lot of tea and take around 25 mg ephedrine in the morning. I still make sure to get my protein in and have more carbs in the morning to fuel my afternoon workouts. It's not rocket science.
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Of course..
I've lost around 7 solid pounds in three weeks while drinking 2-3 times a week and sometimes eating cake. I just count my calories(estimate), and run about 1-2 miles 4 days a week. And I drink a lot of tea and take around 25 mg ephedrine in the morning. I still make sure to get my protein in and have more carbs in the morning to fuel my afternoon workouts. It's not rocket science.
sounds like a good plan
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Here is what I say to them.
"No but thanks for offering! Since I normally do not eat something so sugary my ass would be passing out in a few hours once my blood sugar crashed. Got things to do. :) But it does look very good."
Problem solved.
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Here is what I say to them.
"No but thanks for offering! Since I normally do not eat something so sugary my ass would be passing out in a few hours once my blood sugar crashed. Got things to do. :) But it does look very good."
Problem solved.
What are you diabetic?
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Nah, two weeks left till fourth of July beach bash. I am going in lean and mean and no piece of cake is going to ruin it. I am not falling off of the wagon for some assholes going away cake party. this cake was enough to feed 50 people and there were only 20 people there and they still devoured the whole cake.
Frickin' relax, Francis. Grab a piece, scarf it down, and walk off knowing that you've probably worked it off just by eating it while the others will die a slow, obese-degenerative death. Feel Better?
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For about the last 2 weeks i have been eating upwards anywhere to 5000 calories of pure junk a day and im still hovering around 158-163. These people are ridiculous.
If I did that I'd gain a ton of fat.
Everyone's body and metabolism is different.
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What are you diabetic?
no he is an obsessive adherent to the High Protein Myth with an EPIC 40" WAIST
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If I did that I'd gain a ton of fat.
Everyone's body and metabolism is different.
It is easy to mistake water for fat. I can drop 8 pounds in one week when i start a diet.
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I understand and agree totally. Amazing how these people just can't take "no thanks" for an answer. Unbelievable.
PB
US pop. = No willpower, grossly obese w/ an attendant 98 IQ.
Nuff said.
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for me the visualization of cake is more important than the consumption of it
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
hahahahahahaha, i swear i just almost passed out from laughing at this post, i don't know why. ;D
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Segregating yourself and becoming a social outcast isn't in anyone's best interest, especially if you have to work with those people every day.
Eat a 250 cal slice, wish the guy happy trails, and eat some protein. If you're in better shape than those around you, it's important to appear laid back and friendly.
Forget that, I'd say, "I'm good and it's not what I eat. " Plain and simple. Not even so much in the fear of holding more fat, but simply because downing fatty type foods makes me feel like crap. I wouldn't diet the way I do, just to "be lean". I eat and live the lifestyle I live because I feel good doing it, being semi jacked and lean is a side effect.
I also wouldn't "diet down" for a big 4th of July bash, etc. I train for myself and diet down for kicks and to see how I can change my body through consistency, it's amusing and you feel better in attaining those certain goals.
Well the thing is you could eat the whole cake in one sitting without gaining any of it if you know what you are doing. Would i recommend it for a contest prep? No, certainly not but like i said, 99% of getbig does not compete and just wants a beach body.
What's strange to me is going through a diet/lifestyle change all in the sake of winning a show nobody knows or cares about. The last thing I'd do is diet and lift for a trophy based on drug use and your genetic make up. This is something I never understand. Also, the fact that anyone can compete. There isn't some prerequisite in doing so. Keep in mind, there is zero talent in bodybuilding, just consitency, genetics, and so on.
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Forget that, I'd say, "I'm good and it's not what I eat. " Plain and simple. Not even so much in the fear of holding more fat, but simply because downing fatty type foods makes me feel like crap. I wouldn't diet the way I do, just to "be lean". I eat and live the lifestyle I live because I feel good doing it, being semi jacked and lean is a side effect.
I also wouldn't "diet down" for a big 4th of July bash, etc. I train for myself and diet down for kicks and to see how I can change my body through consistency, it's amusing and you feel better in attaining those certain goals. What's strange to me is going through a diet/lifestyle change all in the sake of winning a show nobody knows or cares about. The last thing I'd do is diet and lift for a trophy based on drug use and your genetic make up. This is something I never understand. Also, the fact that anyone can compete. There isn't some prerequisite in doing so. Keep in mind, there is zero talent in bodybuilding, just consitency, genetics, and so on.
True... but i have always admired the muscular phsyique. I think there is some respect due in it and it keeps my mind entertained and makes me happy.
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I observe the human race, then do the complete opposite, resulting in year round BF at 8-9%
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I observe the human race, then do the complete opposite, resulting in year round BF at 8-9%
haha, Classic. ;D
True... but i have always admired the muscular phsyique. I think there is some respect due in it and it keeps my mind entertained and makes me happy.
More men will notice than women, any day of the week.
One day I may quit working out, just to avoid conversations with idiots regarding supplements and protein. My favorite is this one kid I know @20 was asking me about working out/diet, etc. He then say, "Let me get a piece of paper to write this down." So, I'm laughing, but say sure. After taking notes on a good guideline to putting on mass, I see him a week later eating a candy bar, then a bowl of fruit for lunch.
Fucking people are brilliant. They think by taking about it, it will actually have an impact on their goals.
Then when I said, "Nice diet man, looks like my tips are paying off." He threw the old, "I don't have time really." Followed by the, "I'm going to start everything later."
Maybe he will, but damn, people and their excuses are laughable.
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
When you work in the same office as Squadfather you know you have a dead-end job. It's time to move on, MOS! :D
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One day I may quit working out, just to avoid conversations with idiots regarding supplements and protein.
Just do what I do:
I just tell them, "Work out? No I don't work out, are you kidding me? I just have really good genes!" ;D
Then if I really wanna rub salt in the wound, I'll grab something I usually never eat, like candy or Doritos or something, and eat it in front of them! 8)
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Indeed.... i don't understand this need to be so strict when 99% of getbiggers don't even compete. You are right, they all end up fat but i guess they feel better about it because it was done with "healthy food". It gives them a sense of self accomplishment. For about the last 2 weeks i have been eating upwards anywhere to 5000 calories of pure junk a day and im still hovering around 158-163. These people are ridiculous.
Since you're a skinny guy, it's ok for you to eat 5000 calories.
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I do every once in awhile, but not on every single occassion. We have a big organization with birthdays and celebrations or random "ice cream socials" occurring multiple times a week....there's always cake, ice cream or something....if I'm gonna indulge in something I'd rather indulge in something of my choosing......not just a crappy grocery store cake.
I think I used to work in that same office. The fat broads were always looking for an excuse to have a party so that they could put on their feedbags and stuff their fat faces with cookies, cake and potato chips. "Judy split her pants, again. Let's have a party!"
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I think I used to work in that same office. The fat broads were always looking for an excuse to have a party so that they could put on their feedbags and stuff their fat faces with cookies, cake and potato chips. "Judy split her pants, again. Let's have a party!"
That's pretty much the way it is in most corporate offices anywhere, dude.
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What's strange to me is going through a diet/lifestyle change all in the sake of winning a show nobody knows or cares about.
Well if someone is doing the show for other people then I agree. But I feel most people do it for themselves, not for someone else. That means it is important to the person doing the show and reaching a personal goal they may have set. I have made an effort to try and not "rain on anyone's parade" and encourage people to have some kind of goals to aspire to, whatever that may be, whats life without goals?
You dont understand that and its not your thing then cool. And yes that kind of thing is not for eveyone, just like being the best at math (or whatever) is not for everyone.
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
HAHAHAHAAAA fatties at the work place need to be kept in their place!!
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Tell them you are full of food allready.
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I have been eating clean now since early May getting ready for a fun day at the beach for the fourth of July. Now some schmuck at work had a going away party and they were serving cake. They asked me how big I wanted my slice and I told them no thanks. The fat ass and another start rambling at how I should have a slice, it won't kill me and the whole time I am staring at their double chins and belly fat thinking I would rather be dead than ever look like them. Mean time I am clinching my fists and the veins are popping out through my arms and I just chuckle back and tell them that "no thanks, you guys can share my piece, you are so skinny you might fade away" and laugh. A couple other people laughed along as well and the dumb ass just turns around and continues to cut large slices for the other fat asses. Its just sad at how these people live.
Fuck, I just got back from Costco, as I needed some fish and beef.
You should have seen the herds of obese people.....it's sample day, so they were just cruisin' along, feeding off one sample table after another. Of course, nothing healthy, just junk and more junk. It was fucking disgusting....
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HAHAHAHAAAA fatties at the work place need to be kept in their place!!
pity bump?
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"mon_of_steele" is going to teach the fatties how to carbload ::)
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Fuck, I just got back from Costco, as I needed some fish and beef.
You should have seen the herds of obese people.....it's sample day, so they were just cruisin' along, feeding off one sample table after another. Of course, nothing healthy, just junk and more junk. It was fucking disgusting....
The unwashed masses at Costco make me sick. >:(
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Cake is a staple of the Adonis Principles.
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Segregating yourself and becoming a social outcast isn't in anyone's best interest, especially if you have to work with those people every day.
Eat a 250 cal slice, wish the guy happy trails, and eat some protein. If you're in better shape than those around you, it's important to appear laid back and friendly.
good point
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Offer him 10 cigarettes and tell him to smoke them.
Dont take no for an answer.
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I'm sorry I didn't realize you were on a diet. Do I really have a double chin and that fat of a belly? :(