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Title: new norris facts!!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on June 21, 2007, 08:37:53 AM
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 21, 2007, 10:47:12 AM
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

 ;D

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


Funny!

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

The best one!
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: Slin1 on June 21, 2007, 02:05:04 PM
I hate chuck norris
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on June 21, 2007, 02:44:45 PM
Quote from: Slin1 on June 21, 2007, 02:05:04 PM
I hate chuck norris

Well I hope for your sake Chuck Norris doesn't hate you.
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: Slin1 on June 21, 2007, 04:00:56 PM
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on June 21, 2007, 02:44:45 PM
Well I hope for your sake Chuck Norris doesn't hate you.

I kill him with one of me drunken blue dragon jumping spinning toe nail kicks right to his adams apple
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on June 21, 2007, 04:01:54 PM
loolololollo some of those had me in tears....

"ROSA PARKS REFUSED TO LEAVE HER SEAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SAVING IT FOR CHUCK NORRIS"

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHH!
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 21, 2007, 05:03:59 PM
Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on June 21, 2007, 04:01:54 PM
loolololollo some of those had me in tears....

"ROSA PARKS REFUSED TO LEAVE HER SEAT BECAUSE SHE WAS SAVING IT FOR CHUCK NORRIS"

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHH!

HAHAHAHA

Missed that one!  ;D
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: benchmstr on June 21, 2007, 07:57:18 PM
when chuck norris gives blood he refuses the needle and request a handgun and a bucket ;D

bench
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: Dr. D on June 22, 2007, 04:10:08 AM
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: benchthis on June 22, 2007, 08:37:44 PM
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on June 23, 2007, 12:51:22 AM
when Chuck Norris jumps in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: new norris facts!!
Post by: Deadpool on June 25, 2007, 06:23:29 PM
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.