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Title: Caption this! Part 1 & 2
Post by: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:07:34 PM
I'll start....


Guy on bike: Holy shit, someone call animal control, a gorilla got out!


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:08:33 PM
maybe it's the shorts but Ronnie's legs don't look that big there.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:11:28 PM
maybe it's the shorts but Ronnie's legs don't look that big there.

Are you kidding? Look at the shorts, they look like they're gonna tear in half....
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: AVBG on June 21, 2007, 04:12:29 PM
maybe it's the shorts but Ronnie's legs don't look that big there.

I think its more of the angle of the shot.

Back on topic..

"how am I supposed to do my BB lunges...where's my weight boy?".
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:12:59 PM
Are you kidding? Look at the shorts, they look like they're gonna tear in half....
i think that's just the way the material is, like i said i think it's just the picture and the fact that his quads are totally covered and also the fact that his arms are absloutely massive beyond belief.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:13:43 PM
Guy on bike: Holy shit! It's the missing link!


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Blockhead on June 21, 2007, 04:14:53 PM
 Guy on Bike:  "Awww snap! Iz dat be dat nig ga Big Spade from da' San-Q? When he all git out and be home free? "

 
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Bast000 on June 21, 2007, 04:15:28 PM
"Oh my God, there's a black man in my community! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:16:47 PM
"Oh my God, there's a black man in my community! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
are you suggesting that there was a free watermelon giveaway around there, Bast?
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:17:36 PM
Guy on Bike: WTF? I can't believe it......that man has a flat top....I thought that shit went out with parachute pants....


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Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Jeriko on June 21, 2007, 04:18:13 PM
"damn rappers!!"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: garraeth on June 21, 2007, 04:20:07 PM
I think its more of the angle of the shot.

Back on topic..

"how am I supposed to do my BB lunges...where's my weight boy?".
yeah it looks like some funky pseudo fish-eye lense (I'm not a photo person -- ask Issac) or something weird like that...distorting the image to fit more in.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: gordiano on June 21, 2007, 04:20:22 PM
Ronnie: Ser, cood ya'lls till mee were's da titty's bar is?

Guy on bike: Fuck you, man!

Ronnie: Dat men's needz jeezus!

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 21, 2007, 04:24:22 PM
Ronnie: Ser, cood ya'lls till mee were's da titty's bar is?

Guy on bike: Fuck you, man!

Ronnie: Dat men's needz jeezus!



ahahahaha

I bet people ask him how he got that big and he replies, "CUZ I GOTZ JESUS' STRENGTH AND GAWD'S TU!"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:26:42 PM
good 'ol steroids, GH, insulin, ephedrine, Lasix, clenbuterol, nubain, vitamins, creatine, whey protein, 12 chicken tenders, KC Masterpiece, grits, Oxycontin.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Original Sin on June 21, 2007, 04:31:49 PM
I'm an IFBB Pro!
Can I clean your window for spare change?



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Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 21, 2007, 04:32:50 PM
good 'ol steroids, GH, insulin, ephedrine, Lasix, clenbuterol, nubain, vitamins, creatine, whey protein, 12 chicken tenders, KC Masterpiece, grits, Oxycontin.

Gotta have oxycotin after those tears he suffered. And if you're that big you gotta have a shitty back problems..

When I started packing on size I started to have lower back problems. Deadlifts have actually fixed my lower back and improved my overall posture.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on June 21, 2007, 04:33:34 PM
"Oh my God, there's a black man in my community! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
Hahah that is a good one bast.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: The Squadfather on June 21, 2007, 04:35:04 PM
"where be da welfare office and da nearest Popeye's chicken?"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: phyxsius on June 21, 2007, 05:28:36 PM
Ronnie: Here comes the Black Militant General and I will restore the blacks in Spain!!!
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Bast000 on June 21, 2007, 07:23:10 PM
"where be da welfare office and da nearest Popeye's chicken?"

HAHAHA
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: leonp1981 on June 21, 2007, 07:27:31 PM
"Since losing his Mr Olympia title, Ronnie has been forced to take on part-time work to pay for his 'training expenses'!!!"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: spotter on June 21, 2007, 07:29:13 PM
I'll start....


Guy on bike: Holy shit, someone call animal control, a gorilla got out!


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)

"I Can't Put My Arms Down"!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: odilly on June 21, 2007, 07:31:03 PM
guy on bike " shit i need bigger bike to pick up that hooker"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 21, 2007, 07:32:02 PM
"Hi, I'm Ronnie Coleman, a black retard who wears weightlifting gloves out on the street"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: bigbadwolfe on June 21, 2007, 07:33:54 PM
I'm an IFBB Pro!
Can I clean your window for spare change?


Now that was some funny shit!!!
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on June 21, 2007, 08:09:34 PM

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)

"Check out the man meat on that monstrous monkey!! Oh goodness.. I'd ask him for his number but I don't think he'll fit on the back of this thing.  OH MY!! LOOK AT HIS SHORTS!! MMMM HMMMM!!!" 

He just fell in love.. aw.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: leonp1981 on June 21, 2007, 08:29:18 PM

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)

Guy on bike:  "So thats what creatine does to you!!!"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: beatmaster on June 21, 2007, 08:57:31 PM

''Yo! got myself a new ride, check dis out!''
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: jonsande on June 21, 2007, 09:02:43 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: phyxsius on June 21, 2007, 10:42:57 PM
Ronnie: "Jeezuz, gym in Spain consists of cars, bikes and human
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: garraeth on June 21, 2007, 10:46:04 PM
;)
heh, I have that Plastikman CD in your avatar -- the one where the insert is perforated like little LSD papers  ;D
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Wombat on June 21, 2007, 10:54:39 PM
Guy on bike---

Wow thats one big man...He should compete...oh wait a min/ he would have to get his tricep and lat fixed first...
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: jonsande on June 21, 2007, 11:17:06 PM
heh, I have that Plastikman CD in your avatar -- the one where the insert is perforated like little LSD papers  ;D

Oldie but goodie.  I see a Richie/Plastikman show several times a year. 
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: bigkubby on June 22, 2007, 12:12:14 AM
Guy on bike:  "So thats what creatine does to you!!!"
guy on bike---- fuck im missing a rag from my bike cooler, he must be ready to break into somebody house to get his kids some presents foo christmas.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: hifrommike on June 22, 2007, 08:28:09 AM
"Can I wipe your windshield for 10 bucks?  I lost my last contest!" 
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Mars on June 22, 2007, 08:29:58 AM
I'll start....


Guy on bike: Holy shit, someone call animal control, a gorilla got out!


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)

Why does he have toilet paper in his hand?
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: kreator on June 22, 2007, 08:59:10 AM
I'll start....





(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)

Guy on bike: monster ILS
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Tapeworm on June 22, 2007, 09:01:44 AM
They really took full advantage of all that beautiful Spanish scenery.  Couldn't find a spot like that anywhere else in the world.
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: onlyme on June 22, 2007, 09:16:30 AM
Ronnie "Spain looks just like Compton"

Guy on Bike "hahaha look at that black guy with ILS"
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Mars on June 22, 2007, 09:17:53 AM
(http://geuzen.blogs.com/photos/with_pride/dsc00047.JPG)
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on June 22, 2007, 03:44:18 PM
(http://geuzen.blogs.com/photos/with_pride/dsc00047.JPG)

"Goddammit.. even the lesbians don't want me.  Hmm.. maybe this shirt will help."
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: gordiano on June 22, 2007, 04:04:12 PM
Ronnie: Deys dunn toll mee I finds jeezus he-ah. I dont see no jeezus!


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Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on June 22, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
Ronnie: Deys dunn toll mee I finds jeezus he-ah. I dont see no jeezus!


(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=155767.0;attach=174909;image)

His hand looks as big as his head  ???
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: phyxsius on June 22, 2007, 04:11:04 PM
guy on bike: ALL DRUGS
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: jonsande on June 23, 2007, 06:32:40 AM
They really took full advantage of all that beautiful Spanish scenery.  Couldn't find a spot like that anywhere else in the world.

LOL. 
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: Wombat on June 23, 2007, 09:41:44 AM
Guy on bike---------Hey its black moses...

Ronnie------All right Jay, my lat and tricep really are fcked...I'm waving the white flag...You win!
Title: Re: Caption this!
Post by: peter north on June 23, 2007, 09:46:05 AM
Guy on bike, "YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ronnie: I like that, I think I'll say that every time I do a heavy set.








ok it's not that funny but I tried damn it!! ;D
Title: Re: Caption this! Part 1 & 2
Post by: gordiano on June 23, 2007, 04:25:38 PM
Allright, let's try Part 2, shall we?



Can anyone here resize the shot below, and re-post, please?
Title: Re: Caption this! Part 1 & 2
Post by: The Squadfather on June 23, 2007, 04:28:21 PM
"DAM DIS WIG IS ALOT LAWNGER DEN I THOUGHT IT WAS AT DA STOW......OH WELL, MITE AS WELL GET OUT DARE AND POSE FOR MY FANS......DEN I CANS GIT TO MY POPEYES AND KOOL AID"
Title: Re: Caption this! Part 1 & 2
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 23, 2007, 04:33:01 PM
"IMA SPLIT DIS CROWD LIKE DAT JEW MOSES SPLIT TAH RED SEA! THEZ FAN BE THINKIN I BE MOSES AND THEY BE TEH ISRAELITES AND JAY THE CRACKHEAD BE THE PHAROH! OH WEEE! ALL THIS PREPARIN FO TEH SHOW GETIN ME SO HONGRY, BUT LAWD KNOW A BLACK MAN CAN EAT DHAT MUCH IN AMERICA!"
Title: Re: Caption this! Part 1 & 2
Post by: gordiano on June 23, 2007, 04:34:20 PM
"Das da laste tyme eyes yuse rogains"
Title: Re: Caption this! Part 1 & 2
Post by: Camel Jockey on June 23, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
"Das da laste tyme eyes yuse rogains"

lol

"I WONDERZ IF TAH HAIR TRANSPLANTS I GOTS FROM MY PUBES TA MY HEAD IS AIGHTTT?!"