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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: The Master on June 21, 2007, 05:18:37 PM
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Hey Bast, is it true that you are 23 years old and a virgin?
Is it also true that you've never had a girlfriend?
How is it possible to be 23 years old, and still be a virgin? I mean, come on! I'm sure your confidence is waaaay up there. ;D
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Bast has got a good build. He should be able to score chicks easily
Maybe he's still in tha closet?
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if you saw how deformed his penis is due to a botched circumcision, you wouldnt be suprised.
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if you saw how deformed his penis is due to a botched circumcision, you wouldnt be suprised.
Are you saying you saw his pee-pee?
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Hey Bast, is it true that you are 23 years old and a virgin?
Is it also true that you've never had a girlfriend?
How is it possible to be 23 years old, and still be a virgin? I mean, come on! I'm sure your confidence is waaaay up there. ;D
Feel better about yourself now?
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Are you saying you saw his pee-pee?
bast posted a pic of it a while back.
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Bast probably came into that shape later in life. Like after 19 or 20.
Maybe he had a lonely childhood or was overweight, there for never developing social skills? A guy could have a six pack and still be a virgin, it's possible.
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Bast probably came into that shape later in life. Like after 19 or 20.
Maybe he had a lonely childhood or was overweight, there for never developing social skills? A guy could have a six pack and still be a virgin, it's possible.
i think 'bast' is 19 or 20 now.
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i think 'bast' is 19 or 20 now.
He's 23 if I recall.
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There are some rumors that Bast has issues.
A 23 year old man is not a virgin without having a shitload of issues.
Physique or not, if he's a mental wreck, he's not going to get this handled in the near future ;D
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There are some rumors that Bast has issues.
A 23 year old man is not a virgin without having a shitload of issues.
Physique or not, if he's a mental wreck, he's not going to get this handled in the near future ;D
His sex life is his personal business. I don't see why you are intrested unless you are wondering he is gay which would then make you questionable.
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(http://femflex.com/images/samples/jennifercowan/jennifercowan39.jpg)
This average looking girl scared him away. ;D
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You know you got problems when you are posting pictures of your deformed cock on the internet hahahaha
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Virgin 23 year old:
;D
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You know you got problems when you are posting pictures of your deformed cock on the internet hahahaha
Hahaha what do you expect from a creepy 23 year old virgin?
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Virgin 23 year old:
;D
whos that ???
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whos that ???
The nose face of a virgin 23 year old.
You can see the desperation and shyness in his eyes. ahahha.
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Bastianino's main problem with the ladies is that he carries over "getbig" humor into real life.
like some girl will say "hi Bast, how are you? i'm suzy", and he'll go "ha ha, epic bodyfat covering, brutal lack of silicone tits, gayer than AIDS" to her, kinda like how the newbies are welcomed. girls will then run.
bast, trying to salvage the situation, will say "come on, let's rape each other! ha ha, here's my dick!!!" and then proceed to whip it out.
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go to a local bar and fuck a fat chick. not very hard
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Bastianino's main problem with the ladies is that he carries over "getbig" humor into real life.
like some girl will say "hi Bast, how are you? i'm suzy", and he'll go "ha ha, epic bodyfat covering, brutal lack of silicone tits, gayer than AIDS" to her, kinda like how the newbies are welcomed. girls will then run.
bast, trying to salvage the situation, will say "come on, let's rape each other! ha ha, here's my dick!!!" and then proceed to whip it out.
thats not a successful ploy then.
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;D
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i'm saving myself for the right woman.
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i'm saving myself for the right woman.
It's funny, you're trying to joke it all away..
But you really are a virgin, and you've never had a GF..
You're not exactly a "man among men", eh? ;D more like the silent loser too afraid to approach a girl.
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i've said this before, i'll say it again.
Would anyone even want to have sex with a girl from Ohio?
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i've said this before, i'll say it again.
Would anyone even want to have sex with a girl from Ohio?
Very hard to tell. A fucking shy wuzzbag girl named Bastiano does sound kind of creepy
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i've said this before, i'll say it again.
Would anyone even want to have sex with a girl from Ohio?
Halle Berry was born in Cleveland.
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Halle Berry was born in Cleveland.
Halle Berry must have a stinky pussy or something.
Dudes fucking bail on her left and right.
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Halle Berry must have a stinky pussy or something.
Dudes fucking bail on her left and right.
Yeah, I noticed that. You know what they say about no matter how hot a bitch is there is someone who is sick of fucking her.
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Yeah, I noticed that. You know what they say about no matter how hot a bitch is there is someone who is sick of fucking her.
lol, no shit. sometimes it just ain't worth it.
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Hey Bast, is it true that you are 23 years old and a virgin?
Is it also true that you've never had a girlfriend?
How is it possible to be 23 years old, and still be a virgin? I mean, come on! I'm sure your confidence is waaaay up there. ;D
It's completely true.. He's saving his asshole for the right guy.
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isn't bast kind of short?
if so he was probably teased often as a kid by boys and ignored by girls killing his confidence
life isn't fair :-\
not putting bast down (even though he is an assclown) just telling it how I see it :)
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It's funny, you're trying to joke it all away..
But you really are a virgin, and you've never had a GF..
You're not exactly a "man among men", eh? ;D more like the silent loser too afraid to approach a girl.
It's common knowledge that "guys" like you who like to talk down on others in a way you do, have certain issues themselves. So do not pretend that you yourself are a ladies-man with a great self esteem, a so called self proclaimed alpha male, because frankly my dear, you clearly are not an alpha.
I'm not defending this "bast000" dude, just stating a fact.
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i'm saving myself for the right woman.
Come one bro..
Just put on a wifebeater and talk up some bitch. Not hard.
If ugly fat fucks can do it, then why can't you?
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Come one bro..
Just put on a wifebeater and talk up some bitch. Not hard.
If ugly fat fucks can do it, then why can't you?
Because he starts to mess up the words when he opens his mouth
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Because he starts to mess up the words when he opens his mouth
Yeah, I be he's like "Brutal 16% bodyfat and epic tanktop with princess written on it."
Girl: "Do you work out?!"
Bast: "Brutual attempt at opening a conversation."
Girl: "Creep!"
Bast: "Excuse me, but I must go eat now otherwise I'll go into a catabolic state."
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Yeah, I be he's like "Brutal 16% bodyfat and epic tanktop with princess written on it."
Girl: "Do you work out?!"
Bast: "Brutual attempt at opening a conversation."
Girl: "Creep!"
Bast: "Excuse me, but I must go eat now otherwise I'll go into a catabolic state."
Lol, more like:
Bast: Hhh hhh hhyey. mmm mmmm. mmmmmy nnn.nnnn.nnn.ame ii iis Bbb bBBBastuno. ehheee Bbbbasstiano I Insanno. Insana.
Girl: hahaha.
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After the chick laughs he'll bust out a picture of daddywaddy's penis and compare and contrast it to his own. :-X
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i'm saving myself for the first woman that will shit on my chest.
So true.
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Feel better about yourself now?
Way to rub it in, Smarty Pants. >:(
Damn, you're good. ;D
-Hedge
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After the chick laughs he'll bust out a picture of daddywaddy's penis and compare and contrast it to his own. :-X
I think he'll show a pic of Daddywaddy's dick, then:
Bast: "This is a friend of mine."
Girl: "WTF are we doin' talkin' then? Gimme his number, and gettoutta my face!"
-Hedge