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Title: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 01:39:47 PM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Laura Lee on June 27, 2007, 01:41:35 PM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.
>:(  liar!  you're not 20!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 01:43:25 PM
>:(  liar!  you're not 20!
why do you have to hate on me, i'm new here and just wanted to introduce myself, i am 20 and i have 57 girlfriends and they're all 10's.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Laura Lee on June 27, 2007, 01:44:31 PM
why do you have to hate on me, i'm new here and just wanted to introduce myself, i am 20 and i have 57 girlfriends and they're all 10.
pedifile
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 01:45:52 PM
pedifile
why all the hate, all i'm trying to do is make friends, all of my lifts are true and i fight in the cage, i'm just trying to make some friends.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: SS on June 27, 2007, 01:46:12 PM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.
hahahaha! are you saying that GB is full of skiny guys that claim they are stong but weak as a popcorn fart SF?
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Laura Lee on June 27, 2007, 01:47:59 PM
hahahaha! are you saying that GB is full of skiny guys that claim they are stong but weak as a popcorn fart SF?
Hey...I resemble that remark.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 01:48:42 PM
hahahaha! are you saying that GB is full of skiny guys that claim they are stong but weak as a popcorn fart SF?
hahahahahaha, i don't know if you've been around like me SS but i didn't think my lifts are anything special, where i train everybody lifts those kind of weights.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 27, 2007, 01:49:16 PM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.

All drugs
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 01:50:30 PM
All drugs

i'm completely natural dude, i just work hard and eat 1 meal a day of a quarter cup of oatmeal, two Twizzler sticks and a big glass of water and that's it for the day.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 27, 2007, 02:00:51 PM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.

With this post...

Is it your 3rd or 5th chin you're trying to take the heat off?
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 02:01:46 PM
With this post...

Is it your 3rd or 5th chin you're trying to take the heat off?
i have only one chin, i'm 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and cutting right now.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 27, 2007, 02:03:47 PM
i have only one chin, i'm 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat and cutting right now.

Only 1.17lbs to go!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 02:05:03 PM
Only 1.17lbs to go!
i'm actually trying to get to 99 pounds within the next month, i'm thinking about dropping the oatmeal and just going with the two sticks of Twizzlers and the water but my strength might drop a little.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Al-Gebra on June 27, 2007, 02:06:24 PM
pedifile

WTF's a pedifile? is that something you use for pedicures?
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Nordic Superman on June 27, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
i'm actually trying to get to 99 pounds within the next month, i'm thinking about dropping the oatmeal and just going with the two sticks of Twizzlers and the water but my strength might drop a little.

You gonna go into the minus bf% figures? FUCKING HARDCORE!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 02:08:34 PM
You gonna go into the minus bf% figures? FUCKING HARDCORE!
i'm trying dude, i think if i do i'll look awesome in my next cage fight.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: SS on June 27, 2007, 02:09:17 PM
i'm trying dude, i think if i do i'll look awesome in my next cage fight.
size and skills has nothing to do with being a cage fighter.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 02:10:50 PM
size and skills has nothing to do with being a cage fighter.
i know dude but i've trained under the Gracies and i'm now training under the Milletich's and i'm confident in my skills.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Fury on June 27, 2007, 02:12:02 PM
hahahah, 455 for 10 is pussy weight by Getbig standards. Come back when you toy with 500+ for 8 like 95% of this board.  ::)
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: SS on June 27, 2007, 02:12:31 PM
i know dude but i've trained under the Gracies and i'm now training under the Milletich's and i'm confident in my skills.
bro as long as you have the tap out gear that's what matters most.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 02:14:03 PM
hahahah, 455 for 10 is pussy weight by Getbig standards. Come back when you toy with 500+ for 8 like 95% of this board.  ::)
yeah i'm trying, i mean i figured 455 for 10 at 117 wa good but theres a couple of guys on here who do 600 for reps at 126, that's my goal but i don't want to get too big.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: MindSpin on June 27, 2007, 02:15:22 PM
I pissed my pants laughing...this is some good shit...ha ha ha...!!!!!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: columbusdude82 on June 27, 2007, 02:15:29 PM
Art thou a negroid or a caucasian?
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Fury on June 27, 2007, 02:15:49 PM
yeah i'm trying, i mean i figured 455 for 10 at 117 wa good but theres a couple of guys on here who do 600 for reps at 126, that's my goal but i don't want to get too big.

hahahaha, all this while managing a multi-billion dollar hedge fund from your mansion, too!!!!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 02:17:22 PM
I pissed my pants laughing...this is some good shit...ha ha ha...!!!!!
why all the hate Mindspin, i don't know if you've been around the block like me but i just figured that those were pretty average accomplishments, everyone at my gym does stuff like that, if you train hard you might be able to achieve what i have one day.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: SS on June 27, 2007, 02:18:10 PM
yeah i'm trying, i mean i figured 455 for 10 at 117 wa good but theres a couple of guys on here who do 600 for reps at 126, that's my goal but i don't want to get too big.
''I don'twant to get too big" hahahahahahahah! yeah you just want to tone and stay flexible so you can train mma right? ::)
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 02:20:03 PM
''I don'twant to get too big" hahahahahahahah! yeah you just want to tone and stay flexible so you can train mma right? ::)
exactly SS, you seem to know what i'm talking about, you must have a lot of experience in the cage, those lifts i handle are just for tone and flexibility, i'm not really pushing it too hard, i could be a lot stronger but it wouldn't help my abilities in the cage.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: SS on June 27, 2007, 02:24:20 PM
exactly SS, you seem to know what i'm talking about, you must have a lot of experience in the cage, those lifts i handle are just for tone and flexibility, i'm not really pushing it too hard, i could be a lot stronger but it wouldn't help my abilities in the cage.
yeah i feel ya.

just grow a wrap around beard and sport a tap out shirt and your bench will be up to 650lbs before you know it.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: b.c. on June 27, 2007, 02:34:10 PM
i'm completely natural dude, i just work hard and eat 1 meal a day of a quarter cup of oatmeal, two Twizzler sticks and a big glass of water and that's it for the day.

That must be your pre contest diet...  But you forgot to tell the kids about your "Off" season diet, 5 cups of uncooked rice, 8 cans of drained tuna and 2 gallons of water daily. 
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: SS on June 27, 2007, 02:36:48 PM
That must be your pre contest diet...  But you forgot to tell the kids about your "Off" season diet, 5 cups of uncooked rice, 8 cans of drained tuna and 2 gallons of water daily. 
2 gallons is not nearly enough...........you need at least 8 gallons when you 're training mma, and weightlifing 12 hours a day.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: wes on June 27, 2007, 03:33:27 PM
Those lifts are mediocre at best.....after you are no longer a noob here,your lifts will be as respectable as the rest of the members here.

Keep pumping,you`ll get there! :)
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 03:43:54 PM
i'm so disillusioned with the responses i'm getting to my thread, i don't understand why people are hating on my achievements so much, i forgot to mention that i have a PhD in nuclear physics as well and my 455 bench for 10 is actually pretty mediocre where i train.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: phyxsius on June 27, 2007, 03:45:26 PM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.

You're a beast!!!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 03:47:19 PM
You're a beast!!!
thanks man but actually my lifts are pretty average, i've only been lifting for a month and i'm completely natural, i'm thinking that if i add 25 grams of ion exchanged triple filtered goat protein after i train that i'll move my bench up to 500 for 15 ina couple of weeks.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: MindSpin on June 27, 2007, 04:09:39 PM
thanks man but actually my lifts are pretty average, i've only been lifting for a month and i'm completely natural, i'm thinking that if i add 25 grams of ion exchanged triple filtered goat protein after i train that i'll move my bench up to 500 for 15 ina couple of weeks.
You're full of shit.  Post a video.  If you don't, I challenge you to a death cage match.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 04:11:15 PM
You're full of shit.  Post a video.  If you don't, I challenge you to a death cage match.
i would man but my camera was broken after a fight i had after i got out of the gym one night, it fell out of my pocket when i was fighting Kimbo.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Mr. Cortisol on June 27, 2007, 04:11:38 PM
pedifile

even your spelling takes last place  :)
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: MindSpin on June 27, 2007, 04:12:49 PM
i would man but my camera was broken after a fight i had after i got out of the gym one night, it fell out of my pocket when i was fighting Kimbo.

LOL.  Let me guess, that's the one Kimbo fight that didn't get on video...
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 27, 2007, 04:15:11 PM
LOL.  Let me guess, that's the one Kimbo fight that didn't get on video...
why all the hate dude? i don't see what the big deal is about a cage fighting, 455 for 10 benching, 117 pounder at 1 percent bodyfat, doesn't anyone train hard?
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Man of Steel on June 27, 2007, 04:20:42 PM
I pissed my pants laughing...this is some good shit...ha ha ha...!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!  I haven't stopped either.....this is Sarcasm at his best right here!!!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: phyxsius on June 27, 2007, 05:19:22 PM
why all the hate dude? i don't see what the big deal is about a cage fighting, 455 for 10 benching, 117 pounder at 1 percent bodyfat, doesn't anyone train hard?

Cage Fight is a tradition in Getbig mate..

That is where the best unleash their beast!!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Mark1 on June 27, 2007, 05:36:37 PM
why all the hate Mindspin, i don't know if you've been around the block like me but i just figured that those were pretty average accomplishments, everyone at my gym does stuff like that, if you train hard you might be able to achieve what i have one day.

Only queers say "Hi".

You must post pics of your mum/girlfriend/sister to be accepted on these boards...
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Get Rowdy on June 28, 2007, 12:57:42 AM
Well, if you're new here you'd better watch out for El Mariachi.  He recently ate 10,000 calories in one sitting, and has surgeon-like accuracy with his hatchet.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 28, 2007, 02:11:52 AM
i would man but my camera was broken after a fight i had after i got out of the gym one night, it fell out of my pocket when i was fighting Kimbo.

I'm beating the shit out of kimbo as we speak.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: BigCypriate on June 28, 2007, 03:09:35 AM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.

Hey how you doin bro, greats lifts btw!

You remind me a lot of myself when I first started lifting a couple of years ago. Don't worry about the haters, your lifts will increase in no time! most of the guys here think it's crazy to train at a gym where regular lifters put up 415 on bench and 500-600 on squats but they're obviously limiting their potential! I'm up to nearly 600 pound on my bench for a TOUGH 6 reps, and hoping to get to 155-160 pounds lean in the next few days, im 6' 8" btw and only eat pop tarts for breakfast and a protein shake before bed.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: BigCypriate on June 28, 2007, 09:50:35 AM
bumpalicious!
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: daddy8ball on June 28, 2007, 10:09:14 AM
You owned yourself "squadfather".

Right by your name it says you have 10,000+ posts! ::)
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: MindSpin on June 28, 2007, 10:25:52 AM
You owned yourself "squadfather".

Right by your name it says you have 10,000+ posts! ::)

Oh brother ::)
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: daddy8ball on June 28, 2007, 10:27:29 AM
Oh brother ::)

You took that seriously?  ???
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: MindSpin on June 28, 2007, 10:29:17 AM
You took that seriously?  ???

 :-\
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Laura Lee on June 28, 2007, 10:33:36 AM
:-\
You're too funny. 
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: MindSpin on June 28, 2007, 10:41:03 AM
You're too funny. 

lol.  Ron needs to update smileys...that's a good one.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Laura Lee on June 28, 2007, 10:44:40 AM
lol.  Ron needs to update smileys...that's a good one.
Thank you, buff guy.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 28, 2007, 12:06:47 PM
You owned yourself "squadfather".

Right by your name it says you have 10,000+ posts! ::)
hahahaha, we've got a real sharp one here. ;D
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Man of Steel on June 28, 2007, 12:22:14 PM
hahahaha, we've got a real sharp one here. ;D

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!   Bright as a 2-watt bulb and sharp as a marble.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 29, 2007, 09:03:35 PM
bump.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: kiwiol on June 29, 2007, 09:04:54 PM
just wanted to introduce myself, i'm 20 years old, 5'11" 117 pounds at 1 percent bodyfat, i've been lifting for 1 month and i bench press 455 for 10, squat 625 for 10 and barbell row 500 for 8, i'm completely natural and own my own multi million dollar business as well and i'm preparing for my 50 th cage fight, nice to meet all of you.

Are you saying Sevastase likes the penis, The Squadfather?
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 29, 2007, 09:06:07 PM
Are you saying Sevastase likes the penis, The Squadfather?
hahahahaha, "loves" is nowhere near strong enough a word to desribe that skinny bald queer's fascination with the penile tissue.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: kiwiol on June 29, 2007, 09:08:10 PM
hahahahaha, "loves" is nowhere near strong enough a word to desribe that skinny bald queer's fascination with the penile tissue.


Hahahahahaha I heard 'he' went and told this new batch of sailors in the dock that 'he' is perfectly willing to be their bottom as long as they are willing to plow 'him' both ends 24/7. Hahahahaha gayer than being a 140lb MMA badass
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Krankenstein on June 30, 2007, 09:12:19 AM
Squadfather.....let me give you some useful advice.  Your bench is ok, so is your squat.  I would recommend that you start training three times a day.  You will keep that anabolic window open for a longer time.  Also, something that the pros do that nobody knows about it that they have a filter system for their urine and feces.  You dump that all in the filter, and will spit out a shake that contains any lost muscle, supplements, etc.  You then inject that back into your body.  Thats how they maintain the tremendous size they do. 

I also saw that you are into the twizzlers....are you doing the nibs yet?  If not, be careful.  You will have to do some major HRT if you do.  Those things have been known to fuck a brither up.

So, stay strong...stay mean....oh, and make sure you wreck a bitch or two between workouts.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: The Squadfather on June 30, 2007, 09:14:15 AM
Squadfather.....let me give you some useful advice.  Your bench is ok, so is your squat.  I would recommend that you start training three times a day.  You will keep that anabolic window open for a longer time.  Also, something that the pros do that nobody knows about it that they have a filter system for their urine and feces.  You dump that all in the filter, and will spit out a shake that contains any lost muscle, supplements, etc.  You then inject that back into your body.  Thats how they maintain the tremendous size they do. 

I also saw that you are into the twizzlers....are you doing the nibs yet?  If not, be careful.  You will have to do some major HRT if you do.  Those things have been known to fuck a brither up.

So, stay strong...stay mean....oh, and make sure you wreck a bitch or two between workouts.
thanks for the advice dude, nice to finally have a guy who's not hating on me, you must have been around like me.
Title: Re: HI GUYS I'M NEW HERE
Post by: Krankenstein on June 30, 2007, 09:17:52 AM
thanks for the advice dude, nice to finally have a guy who's not hating on me, you must have been around like me.

By the way....who told you about the twizzlers thing?  I was on Skittles for a long time before I learned about the Twizzlers.