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Title: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 02:38:07 AM
I am not impressed by some of the bodies presenting at so-called physique and bodybuilding shows. Many bodies are the opposite of aesthetic and I wonder where all the beauty has gone. I can capture better bodies shooting Australian gum trees!  
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: columbusdude82 on June 28, 2007, 02:40:05 AM
Well... we can't all look like you, oh mighty Zeus  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Get Rowdy on June 28, 2007, 02:42:36 AM
They arent very well proportioned though.  They've got legs like tree trunks but arms like sticks.  :P
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 03:05:36 AM
You have to admit the sweep on the outside is a pleasing shape.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 03:10:13 AM
Here is the original tree. I spotted the shape so moved out and zoomed in. Amazing that sometimes trees resemble human forms but upside down.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: BigCypriate on June 28, 2007, 03:22:06 AM
Which tree did you hide behind with your fly undone?
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Bluto on June 28, 2007, 03:39:21 AM
trees are all natural too
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: The Squadfather on June 28, 2007, 05:19:05 AM
all drugs.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: kiwiol on June 28, 2007, 05:20:52 AM
Which tree did you hide behind with your fly undone?

Are you saying that when Vince's dad grabs 'him' to 'fetch' wood, they aren't talking timber, BigC? :-X
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: affy on June 28, 2007, 05:50:54 AM
all sap
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: JasonH on June 28, 2007, 05:54:00 AM
All bark (and no bite).
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Hedgehog on June 28, 2007, 06:08:58 AM
I am not impressed by some of the bodies presenting at so-called physique and bodybuilding shows. Many bodies are the opposite of aesthetic and I wonder where all the beauty has gone. I can capture better bodies shooting Australian gum trees!  

You've bragged a bit about your gripping, and showed us a pinch grip machine you built, looked pretty impressive.

But have you been able to close a Captains of Crush #3?

-Hedge
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 06:23:44 AM
Just for you Mr Hog.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: eastcoastbbman on June 28, 2007, 06:48:17 AM
all drugs.







i detect some "miracle grow" in some of the upper limbs. epic fertilizer use!!
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Karl Kox on June 28, 2007, 07:30:43 AM
that tree has great symmetry
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: dr.chimps on June 28, 2007, 07:40:41 AM
i detect some "miracle grow" in some of the upper limbs. epic fertilizer use!!
Hehe. Nice. Now you're getting the hang of it. 

/obvious pruning, too  ;)
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: nycbull on June 28, 2007, 07:43:32 AM

i detect some "miracle grow" in some of the upper limbs. epic fertilizer use!!


hahahaha...All Miracle Grow
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Mars on June 28, 2007, 08:15:06 AM
All leggs.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: wood on June 28, 2007, 12:22:58 PM
that tree has great symmetry

not the response i expected from you considering the gash that ash is sportin'... ;D
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: pumpher on June 28, 2007, 04:14:05 PM
Nah. He looks like a twig.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: eastcoastbbman on June 28, 2007, 04:54:22 PM
Hehe. Nice. Now you're getting the hang of it. 

/obvious pruning, too  ;)







lol!! yes, im getting the hang of it. squadfather was my mentor.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: kiwiol on June 28, 2007, 04:58:25 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=156794.0;attach=176935;image)

I don't get it - is this a pic of a tree or a close up of VB with 'his' pants and other clothing accessories down? ;D
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: CARTEL on June 28, 2007, 05:07:58 PM
Vince has a knack of finding porn everywhere.

God bless his smutty soul.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 08:25:06 PM
Porn? Ah, the minds of the primitive individuals on Getbig. Repression is not healthy, fellas.

Here is a painting I bought years ago from a woman who works in Katoomba, NSW. She had a theme of making trees resemble human females. Ever since seeing her work I have noticed some trees do resemble human torsos, but upside down. She never embraced my suggestion to paint one like that.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: kiwiol on June 28, 2007, 08:30:22 PM
Porn? Ah, the minds of the primitive individuals on Getbig. Repression is not healthy, fellas.

Here is a painting I bought years ago from a woman who works in Katoomba, NSW. She had a theme of making trees resemble human females. Ever since seeing her work I have noticed some trees do resemble human torsos, but upside down. She never embraced my suggestion to paint one like that.

Hey I'm sure you must have, but I'll ask anyway - have you tried alligator steak? :P
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 08:46:35 PM
Here is more filth for the deprived of Getbig!
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 28, 2007, 08:54:36 PM
You've bragged a bit about your gripping, and showed us a pinch grip machine you built, looked pretty impressive.

But have you been able to close a Captains of Crush #3?

-Hedge

the number 3?  im about half a centimeter from closing the 250 pound heavy gripper and i can full close rep the 200 for 7-8 with my right and left hand....ill have the 300 pounder closed by october
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Peaking at 45 !!! on June 28, 2007, 09:00:36 PM
Thank you Vince--this thread has been a real Tree------t !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 09:03:20 PM
For the wankers here:
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: pumpher on June 28, 2007, 09:14:56 PM
HAHAHA
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Get Rowdy on June 28, 2007, 09:19:45 PM
the number 3?  im about half a centimeter from closing the 250 pound heavy gripper and i can full close rep the 200 for 7-8 with my right and left hand....ill have the 300 pounder closed by october


Where can I order these from?  Do they ship to Australia?
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: kiwiol on June 28, 2007, 09:29:44 PM
Monster Treestiality :-X
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: affy on June 28, 2007, 09:32:21 PM
and they say there isn't a God

hahhhaa

(http://gloriabrame.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/tree_1.jpg)
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: The True Adonis on June 28, 2007, 09:36:43 PM
Hey Vince Basile,


You would love Georgia O`Keefe`s work.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 28, 2007, 09:46:16 PM
More art.
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Vince B on June 29, 2007, 09:59:07 AM
More amusing photos here:

http://haha.nu/funny/nature-is-sexy/

http://haha.nu/creative/its-just-your-mind/
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: Man of Steel on June 29, 2007, 10:01:21 AM
I am not impressed by some of the bodies presenting at so-called physique and bodybuilding shows. Many bodies are the opposite of aesthetic and I wonder where all the beauty has gone. I can capture better bodies shooting Australian gum trees!  

Epic tree c'vnt
Title: Re: A tree has better shape than most people who lift weights!
Post by: dr.chimps on June 29, 2007, 10:57:37 AM
Hey Vince Basile,


You would love Georgia O`Keefe`s work.
Funny, you should say that, TA. Seeing pictures of her paintings is suggestive. However, seeing them on the wall is downright pornographic. What a woman.  :o