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Title: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: Paul Allen on June 29, 2007, 02:14:27 PM
...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.

I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.

She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.

Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.

Oh gentlemen, woe is me.  Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder.  Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.

My wife looked at her and started laughing.  I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.

This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting.  Wow.  Why do they do this to themselves?  She looked like a freak.  Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt.  People were laughing.  I was laughing.  My wife was laughing.

She walks into a women's shoe store next door.  My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead?  I think that's more to her liking..."

to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"

How sad.

Ok fellas, the market's closed.  Off I go, have a good weekend.

Paul Allen
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: shiftedShapes on June 29, 2007, 02:16:26 PM
...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.

I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.

She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.

Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.

Oh gentlemen, woe is me.  Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder.  Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.

My wife looked at her and started laughing.  I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.

This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting.  Wow.  Why do they do this to themselves?  She looked like a freak.  Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt.  People were laughing.  I was laughing.  My wife was laughing.

She walks into a women's shoe store next door.  My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead?  I think that's more to her liking..."

to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"

How sad.

Ok fellas, the market's closed.  Off I go, have a good weekend.

Paul Allen

brooks brothers LOL, you're supposed to be from the 80s not the 70s.

get with it BRO
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 29, 2007, 02:39:12 PM
I thought you wore Valentino suits, and Oliver People's glasses

you should go ....pick up some dry cleaning or something

Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: Bast000 on June 29, 2007, 02:40:56 PM
Tasteful story.
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: Rearden Metal on June 29, 2007, 04:58:57 PM
Paul Allen died in a bathtub, disolved in lime. You can't be Paul Allen.

You COULD be Halberstram, though.
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: what. on June 29, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
brooks brothers LOL, you're supposed to be from the 80s not the 70s.

get with it BRO

Bateman wears Brooks Brothers in the book.
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: daddy8ball on June 29, 2007, 05:14:45 PM
Didn't you co-found Microsoft?
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: climber on June 29, 2007, 05:24:18 PM
Didn't you co-found Microsoft?

That Paul Allen wouldn't waste his time on here.
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: CARTEL on June 29, 2007, 05:25:40 PM
...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.

I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.

She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.

Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.

Oh gentlemen, woe is me.  Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder.  Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.

My wife looked at her and started laughing.  I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.

This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting.  Wow.  Why do they do this to themselves?  She looked like a freak.  Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt.  People were laughing.  I was laughing.  My wife was laughing.

She walks into a women's shoe store next door.  My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead?  I think that's more to her liking..."

to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"

How sad.

Ok fellas, the market's closed.  Off I go, have a good weekend.

Paul Allen

Stop sounding so f*cking sad. Jesus!
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: daddy8ball on June 29, 2007, 05:26:24 PM
That Paul Allen wouldn't waste his time on here.

I've long suspected that "squadfather" is Microsoft's Paul Allen.

Look at his posts. Isn't it obvious?
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: HalloweenMan on June 29, 2007, 05:48:22 PM
I've long suspected that "squadfather" is Microsoft's Paul Allen.

Look at his posts. Isn't it obvious?

no.  but a lot of other stuff is very very very very obvious. 
Title: Re: On my way to Brooks Brothers the other day...
Post by: Big Worm on June 29, 2007, 09:30:37 PM
...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.

I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.

She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.

Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.

Oh gentlemen, woe is me.  Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder.  Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.

My wife looked at her and started laughing.  I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.

This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting.  Wow.  Why do they do this to themselves?  She looked like a freak.  Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt.  People were laughing.  I was laughing.  My wife was laughing.

She walks into a women's shoe store next door.  My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead?  I think that's more to her liking..."

to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"

How sad.

Ok fellas, the market's closed.  Off I go, have a good weekend.

Paul Allen
Sounds like that lady of yours is real classy..and well mannered!