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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Paul Allen on June 29, 2007, 02:14:27 PM
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...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.
I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.
She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.
Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.
Oh gentlemen, woe is me. Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder. Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.
My wife looked at her and started laughing. I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.
This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting. Wow. Why do they do this to themselves? She looked like a freak. Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt. People were laughing. I was laughing. My wife was laughing.
She walks into a women's shoe store next door. My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead? I think that's more to her liking..."
to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"
How sad.
Ok fellas, the market's closed. Off I go, have a good weekend.
Paul Allen
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...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.
I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.
She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.
Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.
Oh gentlemen, woe is me. Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder. Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.
My wife looked at her and started laughing. I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.
This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting. Wow. Why do they do this to themselves? She looked like a freak. Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt. People were laughing. I was laughing. My wife was laughing.
She walks into a women's shoe store next door. My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead? I think that's more to her liking..."
to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"
How sad.
Ok fellas, the market's closed. Off I go, have a good weekend.
Paul Allen
brooks brothers LOL, you're supposed to be from the 80s not the 70s.
get with it BRO
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I thought you wore Valentino suits, and Oliver People's glasses
you should go ....pick up some dry cleaning or something
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Tasteful story.
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Paul Allen died in a bathtub, disolved in lime. You can't be Paul Allen.
You COULD be Halberstram, though.
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brooks brothers LOL, you're supposed to be from the 80s not the 70s.
get with it BRO
Bateman wears Brooks Brothers in the book.
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Didn't you co-found Microsoft?
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Didn't you co-found Microsoft?
That Paul Allen wouldn't waste his time on here.
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...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.
I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.
She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.
Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.
Oh gentlemen, woe is me. Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder. Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.
My wife looked at her and started laughing. I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.
This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting. Wow. Why do they do this to themselves? She looked like a freak. Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt. People were laughing. I was laughing. My wife was laughing.
She walks into a women's shoe store next door. My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead? I think that's more to her liking..."
to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"
How sad.
Ok fellas, the market's closed. Off I go, have a good weekend.
Paul Allen
Stop sounding so f*cking sad. Jesus!
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That Paul Allen wouldn't waste his time on here.
I've long suspected that "squadfather" is Microsoft's Paul Allen.
Look at his posts. Isn't it obvious?
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I've long suspected that "squadfather" is Microsoft's Paul Allen.
Look at his posts. Isn't it obvious?
no. but a lot of other stuff is very very very very obvious.
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...I ran into a girl who posts on this board as well as another bodybuilding board.
I don't know her in person, but i know her well by these boards.
She's not a big name around these parts, but if i mentioned the name, you'd know it.
Anyways, as I'm walking out of the store with my wife (and a great shirt to boot) she barges in front of us.
Oh gentlemen, woe is me. Mind you, she's not a fitness gal, she's a bodybuilder. Her veiny masculine arms coupled with her jeans obviously intended for men to wear and her tanktop caused me to spit out my Starbucks latte.
My wife looked at her and started laughing. I could not help but burst out in laughter, partly because i recognized her from here, and partly because she looked like a freak.
This was my first real life encounter with a female bodybuilder in a normal setting. Wow. Why do they do this to themselves? She looked like a freak. Everyone was looking at her, but not the same way someone would look at a gorgeous blonde in a miniskirt. People were laughing. I was laughing. My wife was laughing.
She walks into a women's shoe store next door. My wife says "Paul, don't you think she should go to a lumberjack store instead? I think that's more to her liking..."
to which I responded with "but what would her wife say if she got something that was not fashionable?"
How sad.
Ok fellas, the market's closed. Off I go, have a good weekend.
Paul Allen
Sounds like that lady of yours is real classy..and well mannered!