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Title: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: columbusdude82 on July 02, 2007, 09:44:40 AM
Now before y'all pounce on me for asking a question that dumb, let me tell you where it came from. I picked up the August MD yesterday and this is the title of a two-page advertisement I noticed. It is promoting a product called "Anabolic Pump: THE Genetic Equalizer"... It also contains the testimonials of some "natural bodybuilders." (You'd think that the last thing that self-righteous 'naturals' want is for their food to turn into "steroids"!!!)

I know we do this often on Getbig, but perhaps we should make a more concerted effort to  call out supplement companies on such preposterous claims. If we can save only one person from spending money on useless supplements, we will have succeeded!

Incidentally, the mag contains a very interesting interview with Evan Centopani. Very cool guy, and the pictures are taken against a nice beach background, instead of the usual claustrophobic gym set-up.
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: nycbull on July 02, 2007, 09:50:14 AM
Now before y'all pounce on me for asking a question that dumb, let me tell you where it came from. I picked up the August MD yesterday and this is the title of a two-page advertisement I noticed. It is promoting a product called "Anabolic Pump: THE Genetic Equalizer"... It also contains the testimonials of some "natural bodybuilders." (You'd think that the last thing that self-righteous 'naturals' want is for their food to turn into "steroids"!!!)

I know we do this often on Getbig, but perhaps we should make a more concerted effort to  call out supplement companies on such preposterous claims. If we can save only one person from spending money on useless supplements, we will have succeeded!

Incidentally, the mag contains a very interesting interview with Evan Centopani. Very cool guy, and the pictures are taken against a nice beach background, instead of the usual claustrophobic gym set-up.

naturals always contradict themselves. They deny steoids but are always looking for an easy way to put on muscle. They claim they really do it for health and fitness and then prance around the gym in size XX small T-shirts hoping everyone will tell them how big their getting.
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: Deadpool on July 02, 2007, 09:51:59 AM
those advertisements...nothing works like steroids, bottom line
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: columbusdude82 on July 02, 2007, 09:59:50 AM
I might be going to an Italian restaurant tonight. I will ask the chef to give me a big serving of his lasagna cypionate... or maybe some of his ravioli dianaboli...
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: 240 is Back on July 02, 2007, 10:12:08 AM
preachy people - whether they're pro-steroids "I want so spend all night convincing you that gear is 100% safe", or anti-steroids "Everyone who has every used steroids will eventually die and therefore I can prove they are fatal"... annoy me.

Same as religious preachy folks, political preachy folks, or any other group who tries to convince obviously uninterested people that their unproveable position is correct.
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: bigmc on July 02, 2007, 10:13:41 AM
those ads are designed for gullible teenagers

companies like muscletech take the piss

the ads should be banned
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: Deadpool on July 02, 2007, 10:15:23 AM
they should bring back
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: nycbull on July 02, 2007, 10:57:34 AM
they should bring back

what was the deal with that stuff. It was big in the 80's.
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: chainsaw on July 02, 2007, 11:07:12 AM
what was the deal with that stuff. It was big in the 80's.

It had every supplemant available at that time in each serving.
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: Nordic Beast on July 02, 2007, 11:25:39 AM
what was the deal with that stuff. It was big in the 80's.
it had d-bol in it in the 80's---------no shit
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: columbusdude82 on July 02, 2007, 06:09:47 PM
mmmm Chicken and pasta is sounding really good right now!!! Wondering if i can get it injectable!
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: jwb on July 02, 2007, 06:23:10 PM
preachy people - whether they're pro-steroids "I want so spend all night convincing you that gear is 100% safe", or anti-steroids "Everyone who has every used steroids will eventually die and therefore I can prove they are fatal"... annoy me.

Same as religious preachy folks, political preachy folks, or any other group who tries to convince obviously uninterested people that their unproveable position is correct.
kinda like 9/11 conspiracy theorists?
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: columbusdude82 on July 02, 2007, 06:42:06 PM
kinda like 9/11 conspiracy theorists?

HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAAA PWND!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: Wombat on July 02, 2007, 07:48:45 PM
naturals always contradict themselves. They deny steoids but are always looking for an easy way to put on muscle. They claim they really do it for health and fitness and then prance around the gym in size XX small T-shirts hoping everyone will tell them how big their getting.

yes...And they are the same Bozo's buying up every nutrition product out there with the hopes that it helps raise their test levels ect...Some of these dumb ass sheep are probably doing more damage to their internal organs then guys using the real MCcoy...
Title: Re: Is it possible to turn ordinary chicken and pasta into Steroids?
Post by: Deadpool on July 02, 2007, 07:51:06 PM
it had d-bol in it in the 80's---------no shit
Not d-bol, but methyl-test. And, it was the early 90s. Their HQ was on Kirkman Road in Orlando (not sure if it still is).

see.  :)