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Title: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 03, 2007, 09:55:18 AM
Is this possible?    I remember a kid in college that told me he had a friend that did this.   Topic came up in discussion last night....fyi.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: gtbro1 on July 03, 2007, 09:56:49 AM
  No.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 03, 2007, 09:59:24 AM
  No.

No you don't know anyone that has or no it isn't possible?
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Always Sore on July 03, 2007, 10:01:09 AM
Not personally but I was reading a site once about sex accidents (funny as shit) and some guy tore himself and bent his tool while banging some broad from behind and missing and supposedly driving full thrust into her ass cheek. had to rush to the hospital and forever caused a left hook if I remember correctly.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 03, 2007, 10:01:59 AM
Not personally but I was reading a site once about sex accidents (funny as shit) and some guy tore himself and bent his tool while banging some broad from behind and missing and supposedly driving full thrust into her ass cheek. had to rush to the hospital and forever caused a left hook if I remember correctly.

AHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Beautiful
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: gtbro1 on July 03, 2007, 10:03:19 AM
No you don't know anyone that has or no it isn't possible?


  sorry hit enter by mistake..then was too lazy to modify it.

what I was gona type was no...But I saw a show on tv once where a guy fell down with an erection and damaged his dick where he couldn't use it for awhile...one of those EMERGENCY room shows ...trama;life in the ER or something like that.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: corinth on July 03, 2007, 10:04:01 AM
Dennis Rodman did.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 03, 2007, 10:05:42 AM

  sorry hit enter by mistake..then was too lazy to modify it.

what I was gona type was no...But I saw a show on tv once where a guy fell down with an erection and damaged his dick where he couldn't use it for awhile...one of those EMERGENCY room shows ...trama;life in the ER or something like that.

My friend told me this guy he knew broke his chub while playing soccer.   Why he was playing soccer with a tall tommy I have no idea.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: gtbro1 on July 03, 2007, 10:09:24 AM
My friend told me this guy he knew broke his chub while playing soccer.   Why he was playing soccer with a tall tommy I have no idea.

hahahaha that does sound suspicious.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: bigmc on July 03, 2007, 10:10:44 AM
My friend told me this guy he knew broke his chub while playing soccer.   Why he was playing soccer with a tall tommy I have no idea.

its an exciting sport
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Always Sore on July 03, 2007, 10:12:31 AM
its an exciting sport
HAHHHHHA yea I guess thats why they scream goal for 45 seconds...would hate to hear what they scream like after a kick to the giblets... ;D
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 03, 2007, 10:24:09 AM
Dennis Rodman did.

WTF
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: corinth on July 03, 2007, 10:37:32 AM
WTF

He said on the Howard Stern show that he's actually broken it twice.  Went to the hospital and everything.
Something about slipping and accidently slamming his boner into her pelvis. A blood vessel burst or something like that.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: UK Gold on July 03, 2007, 12:59:22 PM
I've had two nasty 'knob probs'.

When i was 15 i had a really aggressive wank [like you do at that age], and just when i was about to come i felt an intense pain in the left side of my dick. It immediately swelled up and ever since then its leant to the left. I went to the docs, and he said if it gives me problems pissing and cumming i would have to have an operation to straighten the inside. No thank you!

Second time i shagged a girl of 'questionable morals' without wearing a condom, even though i had a bleeding cut on the bit of skin that bisects your bellend. [when you're a teeneager you think you're invincible]. In the morning my cock was massive, but it was all FORESKIN. When i say massive i really mean it - it was like a tin of something. I was terrified and i cycled to casualty and demanded a doc look at it. He said a bit of shit must have got in the cut, hence the enormous swelling. How it got there i don't know, because i didn't have anal sex with her :-\
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 03, 2007, 02:51:09 PM
I've had two nasty 'knob probs'.

When i was 15 i had a really aggressive wank [like you do at that age], and just when i was about to come i felt an intense pain in the left side of my dick. It immediately swelled up and ever since then its leant to the left. I went to the docs, and he said if it gives me problems pissing and cumming i would have to have an operation to straighten the inside. No thank you!

Second time i shagged a girl of 'questionable morals' without wearing a condom, even though i had a bleeding cut on the bit of skin that bisects your bellend. [when you're a teeneager you think you're invincible]. In the morning my cock was massive, but it was all FORESKIN. When i say massive i really mean it - it was like a tin of something. I was terrified and i cycled to casualty and demanded a doc look at it. He said a bit of shit must have got in the cut, hence the enormous swelling. How it got there i don't know, because i didn't have anal sex with her :-\

AAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!   No offense.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: kiwiol on July 04, 2007, 11:41:16 AM
its an exciting sport

Are you saying chasing after another guy's ball is exciting, 'bigmc'?
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: pumphard on July 05, 2007, 04:26:13 PM
Is this possible?    I remember a kid in college that told me he had a friend that did this.   Topic came up in discussion last night....fyi.
It's always someone's friend it happens too............ 
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 06, 2007, 08:54:11 AM
It's always someone's friend it happens too............ 

Exactly my thought
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: sandpiper on July 06, 2007, 09:44:02 AM
I injured my unit in college while tapping a chick behind while intoxicated. I slipped out and slammed it into her has cheek. My chubby went away and my right nut swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. I couldn't sit normal for the next few days. My c*ck was the black and dark purple for about 3 weeks and I didn't have a chubby the whole time. The next time I banged a chick it literally hurt. I don't have a bent unit now or anything. Not fun though.
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 06, 2007, 10:08:12 AM
I injured my unit in college while tapping a chick behind while intoxicated. I slipped out and slammed it into her has cheek. My chubby went away and my right nut swelled up to the size of a grapefruit. I couldn't sit normal for the next few days. My c*ck was the black and dark purple for about 3 weeks and I didn't have a chubby the whole time. The next time I banged a chick it literally hurt. I don't have a bent unit now or anything. Not fun though.

I've done that also, but my junk is like the hammer of Thor the mighty Mjolnir!!
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: pumphard on July 06, 2007, 12:00:29 PM
I've done that also, but my junk is like the hammer of Thor the mighty Mjolnir!!
hahahah..........Is this clown for real....
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: amc1980 on July 06, 2007, 01:19:47 PM
My cousin snapped his banjo string.

Bled everywhere, apparently.

 :-X
Title: Re: Anyone ever known someone that's actually broken their boner?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on July 12, 2007, 02:06:03 AM
Not personally but I was reading a site once about sex accidents (funny as shit) and some guy tore himself and bent his tool while banging some broad from behind and missing and supposedly driving full thrust into her ass cheek. had to rush to the hospital and forever caused a left hook if I remember correctly.
hahahaha! the consequences of poor aim.