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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: Princess L on July 10, 2007, 08:24:23 PM
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I have my grandmothers old Settlement cookbook and this is in there!
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp
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i didn't read that but i'll put in my ha'penny!
!) let your man in teh back door once in a while..b-days etc..i know i know it hurts..buut THATS WHY GUYS LIKE IT...make me feel like i got jurrasic kok once in a while hon...when you r squirmin and all..i'm feeling pretty good about me self.
!) let your man sit at the coffee store when ya drag him to the mall..or better yet at the mini resturant in the mall where he can sit and read and enjoy some wine and maybe flirt with the waitress a bit...
!) ammendmum to teh above..let him flirt with the waitress he's just flirting...he'll find you more attractive after...confidence is attractive (at least to me)
!) when he returns from work..DO NOT start yabbering off..give him 30 mins to down a glass of wine..take off his shoes..wash his face..then you may yabber..
!) have good table manners and correct me when i stray from mine..
.thats all i ask..
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I like this one better!!!! I thank GOD everyday I didn't exist back when this was accepted!!! :'(
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.asp (http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.asp)
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i didn't read that but i'll put in my ha'penny!
!) let your man in teh back door once in a while..b-days etc..i know i know it hurts..buut THATS WHY GUYS LIKE IT...make me feel like i got jurrasic kok once in a while hon...when you r squirmin and all..i'm feeling pretty good about me self.
!) let your man sit at the coffee store when ya drag him to the mall..or better yet at the mini resturant in the mall where he can sit and read and enjoy some wine and maybe flirt with the waitress a bit...
!) ammendmum to teh above..let him flirt with the waitress he's just flirting...he'll find you more attractive after...confidence is attractive (at least to me)
!) when he returns from work..DO NOT start yabbering off..give him 30 mins to down a glass of wine..take off his shoes..wash his face..then you may yabber..
!) have good table manners and correct me when i stray from mine..
.thats all i ask..
You are a freaking genius... ;D
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You are a freaking genius... ;D
i wus in college at 15..sooo yessum ;D
<bows>
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I like this one better!!!! I thank GOD everyday I didn't exist back when this was accepted!!! :'(
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.asp (http://www.snopes.com/weddings/newlywed/advice.asp)
Reading that I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Could you just imagine life like that?
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I agree with #3 "be gay" Invite a girlfriend over that you might like to make out with! 8)
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Reading that I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Could you just imagine life like that?
No. My OPINION is that God made it enjoyable for a reason...so we can enjoy it. Otherwise we would only copulate during "ovulation" and it would be more instinct (like animals) vs. "at will".
It's like seeing in color or taste...you don't need either to survive...but it makes life a whole lot more enjoyable.
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It's like seeing in color or taste...you don't need either to survive...but it makes life a whole lot more enjoyable.
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there is a REASON poison tastes nasty..
there is a reason dangerous snakes and often brightly coloured..
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there is a REASON poison tastes nasty..
there is a reason dangerous snakes and often brightly coloured..
Sure, but there are species that have survived without hearing, smelling ect... but I see your point.
My only point was as HUMANS we enjoy sex for recreation not JUST for procreation. Though there are a select few in the animal world that masturbate. Then again maybe it's an assumptions...anyone ever get a clear answer from an animal if they have sex just for kicks? ;)
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Sure, but there are species that have survived without hearing, smelling ect... but I see your point.
My only point was as HUMANS we enjoy sex for recreation not JUST for procreation. Though there are a select few in the animal world that masturbate. Then again maybe it's an assumptions...anyone ever get a clear answer from an animal if they have sex just for kicks? ;)
I believe Lions have sex for pleasure...
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My only point was as HUMANS we enjoy sex for recreation not JUST for procreation. Though there are a select few in the animal world that masturbate. Then again maybe it's an assumptions...anyone ever get a clear answer from an animal if they have sex just for kicks? ;)
gorilas masterbate..ronnie coleman masterbated once back in 1993..then he became christian :D
there is something to be said for mating behaviour...kinda like foreplay no?
Sure, but there are species that have survived without hearing, smelling ect... but I see your point.
yeah like ameba.. :-\
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Sure, but there are species that have survived without hearing, smelling ect... but I see your point.
My only point was as HUMANS we enjoy sex for recreation not JUST for procreation. Though there are a select few in the animal world that masturbate. Then again maybe it's an assumptions...anyone ever get a clear answer from an animal if they have sex just for kicks? ;)
Ya, ...it came from the damned dog that tried to hump my leg! >:(
ps: - No bitch jokes please!
pps: you know who you are... ;)
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Ya, ...it came from the damned dog that tried to hump my leg! >:(
Well you know how to get them to stop don't you?...
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I have my grandmothers old Settlement cookbook and this is in there!
http://www.snopes.com/language/document/goodwife.asp
They need to incorporate this into our schools national required curriculum and start handing these out in 5 grade!
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Well you know how to get them to stop don't you?...
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If you say 'offer them a different body part', ...I'm gonna toss my cookies.
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If you say 'offer them a different body part', ...I'm gonna toss my cookies.
nah....
...lol sorry, it's an old joke my uncle used to tell my girlfriends when I was in college...lol
Kinda like when he asked me (right in front of my date) ever read the weird serial numbers on a condom?
Me - "Uh, no"
Uncle - "Oh.....you must not have to roll them down far enough then.."
He was such a bastard. ;D
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God forgive me, ...but that was funny. (I think I'll borrow those) ;)