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Title: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: Havenbull on July 15, 2007, 09:19:58 PM
tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: chaos on July 15, 2007, 09:33:50 PM
tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
which magazine you got HB?
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: DVSGOD on July 15, 2007, 09:36:52 PM
which magazine you got HB?
Gay Truckers gloryhole pitstop.most likely  :o
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: chaos on July 15, 2007, 09:44:14 PM
Gay Truckers gloryhole pitstop.most likely  :o
is your issue missing ???
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: DVSGOD on July 15, 2007, 10:43:01 PM
is your issue missing ???
Are you offering to lend me a copy ,you queer candian sh1t eater
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2007, 02:16:25 AM
tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine

Are you saying that when it comes to munching on dick, 'Pumphard' puts 'his' mom to shame, Have?
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: pumphard on July 16, 2007, 05:38:50 AM
tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
When one's hits desperation, out come the mother jokes...............
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: pumphard on July 16, 2007, 05:44:34 AM
tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
It obvious that the rape you experienced in prison is still having effects on you, why won't you tell me who it was, I may be able to help you out.
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: Havenbull on July 16, 2007, 06:21:52 AM
which magazine you got HB?

Popular Science, of course
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2007, 06:35:50 AM
It obvious that the rape you experienced in prison is still having effects on you, why won't you tell me who it was, I may be able to help you out.

Are you saying you are the 'guy' who identifies rapists by taste testing their semen, 'Pumphard'?
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: pumphard on July 16, 2007, 06:42:29 AM
Here I am offering you my help, to get those guys that raped , and your ignoring it.
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: Havenbull on July 16, 2007, 07:08:22 AM
Are you saying that when it comes to munching on dick, 'Pumphard' puts 'his' mom to shame, Have?

I'm saying that pumphard's mouth and lips are driven to cock by a force more powerful than that which pulls a beam of light to a black hole
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2007, 07:14:35 AM
I'm saying that pumphard hard's mouth and lips are driven to cock by a force more powerful than that which pulls a beam of light to a black hole

Hahahahaha I heard 'his' mouth has seen more cocks than all the chicken farmers in Kentucky put together. Hahahahaha gayer than Creatine loading
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: Havenbull on July 16, 2007, 07:40:45 AM
Hahahahaha I heard 'his' mouth has seen more cocks than all the chicken farmers in Kentucky put together. Hahahahaha gayer than Creatine loading

hahahahahah I heard pumphard was the keynote speaker at the International Association of Linguistics and Vocabulary debate on whether or not the plural form of "penis" should be "penii"

He was losing the debate when he pulled out his wildcard, and told everyone how many cocks he had actually been with

He won convincingly
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2007, 07:43:35 AM
hahahahahah I heard pumphard was the keynote speaker at the International Association of Linguistics and Vocabulary debate on whether or not the plural form of "penis" should be "penii"

He was losing the debate when he pulled out his wildcard, and told everyone how many cocks he had actually been with

He won convincingly


Hahahahahaha are you saying Pumphard is the kind of 'guy' who introduces 'him'self as an animal lover to other guys and then insists on petting their trouser snake, Have?
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: pumphard on July 16, 2007, 08:24:37 AM

Hahahahahaha are you saying Pumphard is the kind of 'guy' who introduces 'him'self as an animal lover to other guys and then insists on petting their trouser snake, Have?
Try to keep your posts down to a minimum, since you're the reason everyone left the V.
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: pumphard on July 16, 2007, 08:26:34 AM
I'm saying that pumphard's mouth and lips are driven to cock by a force more powerful than that which pulls a beam of light to a black hole
You're still ignoring my plea to help you, is it because its a sensitive topic for you.  Please let me know, and I will stop, just like I did with squadfatty's issue with his black loving girlfriend.
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: kiwiol on July 16, 2007, 08:36:23 AM
Try to keep your posts down to a minimum, since you're the reason everyone left the V.

 8)

BTW
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: The Squadfather on July 16, 2007, 09:58:37 AM
tell that no-self-esteem-whore to slob my knob

while I read my magazine
hahahahahaha, classic. ;D
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: pumphard on July 16, 2007, 10:24:17 AM
hahahahahaha, classic. ;D
you seem to be in a happy mood today, either you received your welfare check or your girlfriend decided just to take in 3 black cocks today.........
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: pumphard on July 16, 2007, 10:27:40 AM
hahahahahaha, classic. ;D
Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: antcraw on July 16, 2007, 11:50:14 AM
Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   

ahahaha now that is classic  :D
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: DVSGOD on July 16, 2007, 01:57:39 PM
Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   
hahaha True Story
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: chaos on July 16, 2007, 08:09:25 PM
Popular Science, of course
excellent choice, any good articles?

by the way is pumphards mom giving you a blumpin?
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: Havenbull on July 17, 2007, 02:16:42 AM
excellent choice, any good articles?

by the way is pumphards mom giving you a blumpin?

All I know is, her fingers are reaching for my a-hole so she can lick them, dirty whore
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: pumphard on July 17, 2007, 03:48:25 AM
All I know is, her fingers are reaching for my a-hole so she can lick them, dirty whore
You see how that rape has fvcked up your head, thats why i'm so willing to help you out.  Tell me, who did it bro.
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... haha
Post by: pumphard on July 17, 2007, 03:49:41 AM
excellent choice, any good articles?

by the way is pumphards mom giving you a blumpin?
Queers like you and Your MAAAAaaaaa must love coming to a board that has all these men on it.
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: kiwiol on July 17, 2007, 04:05:00 AM
Now this is classic, fatty................... ........

Typical day in the life of squadfatty

Morning : Shit, shower and go upstairs to have breakfast with mom.
             Log onto getbig; take breaks to watch bodybuilding vids on youtube.

Midmorning: Slurp down Muscletech shake while posting on getbig.
                 Take out the garbage for mom.

Afternoon:  Goes to the gym for a lazy half-assed workout. On the way home picks up groceries for mom 
                and buys a 12-pack of twinkies for himself.
                Checks mailbox for disability check.

Midafternoon: Showers and takes a nap.
                   Logs back onto getbig with twinkies and a 2-liter bottle of Coke. Proceeds "owning" of   
                   various members and creating posts of his mighty gym exploits.

Evening:     Goes upstairs to have dinner with mom. Tonight she's cooking his favorite...spaghetti with
                 meat sauce!
                 Logs back into getbig. Watches more youtube bodybuilding vids between "ownings".

Bedtime:     Has another MuscleTech shake.
                 Masturbates furiously to porn and/or pics of a pre-jailhouse Kelly Ryan. Falls asleep with a   
                 smile.

Thus ends a typical day of the mighty "Squadfather".   

LMFAO! Sorry Sars but this is funny!
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: chaos on July 17, 2007, 08:30:54 PM
You see how that rape has fvcked up your head, thats why i'm so willing to help you out.  Tell me, who did it bro.
why are you so interseted in who raped who? are you looking for a date ???
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: Havenbull on July 17, 2007, 09:42:49 PM
why are you so interseted in who raped who? are you looking for a date ???

this snot bubble pumphard is into rape fantasy.  Because I'm muscular and good looking, he infers some crazy mixed up lameness.  He has no skills
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: chaos on July 17, 2007, 09:49:08 PM
this snot bubble pumphard is into rape fantasy.  Because I'm muscular and good looking, he infers some crazy mixed up lameness.  He has no skills

haha you've been raping this guy on the internet for months, I think he likes it, he keeps begging for more.  He's the next goatse guy :-X
Title: Re: Hey Pumphard, tell your mother my cock needs sucked, I'm slightly bored... h
Post by: pumphard on July 18, 2007, 06:48:19 AM
this snot bubble pumphard is into rape fantasy.  Because I'm muscular and good looking, he infers some crazy mixed up lameness.  He has no skills

Hahahahahahaha.....................Listen to this homo....."I;m muscular and good looking"............hahahahaha.. ......no kidding they raped your ass in prison..........thats it champ, you sexy thing, you........