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Title: FUNNIEST SOPRANOS LINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on July 31, 2007, 01:12:48 PM: hahaha, there have been some doozies by Tony, Paulie, Chris, Silvio etc. but the funniest one i've heard is in Season 4 when Tony was discussing Ralph Cifferetta's sex life with his psychiatrist ne said, "so technically if there is no penisary contact with her Volvo they don't have sex?' ;D
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Post by: amc1980 on July 31, 2007, 02:49:39 PM: "He said the guy killed 16 Czechoslovakians, and he was an interior decorator."
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Post by: pumphard on July 31, 2007, 03:28:11 PM: "I got a couple of 3 things to say"................

"How was florida",....... " hot and sweaty like my balls"
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Post by: The Squadfather on July 31, 2007, 04:07:43 PM: hahaha, good ones, Tony said once to the doctor, "whadda they say, revenge is best served like cold cuts?" then Melfi says, "i think it's actually revenge is a dish best served cold" and Tony said, "that's what i said isn't it?" ;D
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Post by: Bast000 on July 31, 2007, 06:42:30 PM: Adriana: You were saying she’s got a nice ass!
Christopher: I was trying to say something positive because she is your friend.

Christopher: First thing I am doing is getting wings in my hair. You know, like Paulie…

Tony: Meadow thinks that she would still be going out with an Oreo cookie if it were not for me.

Christopher: Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes.
Big Pussy: Luca Brazzi. Luca...
Christopher: Whatever.
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Post by: CalvinH on July 31, 2007, 06:49:38 PM: Chris talking about Adrianna
"she said she loved me,she wouldn't do 5 years for me!"
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Post by: Havenbull on July 31, 2007, 09:22:40 PM: Junior: "The Feds are so far up my ass, I can taste the Brylcreem"

hahaha, always loved that one
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Post by: amc1980 on August 01, 2007, 01:16:55 AM: Brendan: What about the dead guy?

Tony: Keep prodding him with a stick. Light a candle to st. Anthony. But I think you're fucked.

Tony (I think): not only does he shit on my head, but I gotta say thanks for the hat?
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Post by: hangclean on August 01, 2007, 03:04:12 AM: Almost everything Paulie says is priceless.
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Post by: Always Sore on August 01, 2007, 07:18:57 AM: After the priest was over and ate all the ziti tony is complaining about it and anthony Jr walks in and say "So what no fucking ziti now...?" Both carm and tony are like "hey whatch your mouth..." freaking funny.
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Post by: rockyfortune on August 08, 2007, 11:06:32 AM: Tony to Uncle Junior who is wearing an oxygen mask:

So, How many Migs did you shoot down?
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Post by: chosen09 on August 12, 2007, 08:41:17 AM: Silvio to Adrianna(exectuion) get over here ya fucking girl