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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: D.L. 5 on July 31, 2007, 10:25:56 PM
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We are coming up with a new marketing approach for SNAKE OIL and I was hoping to get the input of the fans and the consumers (seeing as we make this 'OIL' for you).
Submit your slogan and suggestions and we may pick yours as the winner. Our current slogan we are thinking of using is: "dont underestimate snake oil....u just might find a bottle shoved up your ass!"
Suggestions for our new slogan will be appreciated. The winner 'may' win a cycle of SNAKE OIL at his expense of the shipping and a free duffel bag of proprietary GLUC-OS (Milos's revolutionary pure table sugar matrix)
OK GIVE US YOUR SUGGESTIONS.
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I prefer Scamma-O, myself....
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I've been using both with my cell tech and I have to say you'll never need to touch a needle again if you get on this super stak.
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I've been using both with my cell tech and I have to say you'll never need to touch a needle again if you get on this super stak.
ROFL... but did you stack it with the MASS TECH and DIET TECH ?
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ROFL... but did you stack it with the MASS TECH and DIET TECH ?
I heard it works best with Gay-Tech......
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Wow! Y'all be Mr Olympia in no time!
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I prefer Scamma-O, myself....
lol. i forgot about scamma-o! fuck ur cutting into our clientelle.
i know scamma-o has a better reputation but i think if I get MILOS in talks with Vince G then we could probably sell the stacks together. maybe even a deal like 'buy one cycle SNAKE OIL by Milos and get two free bottles of Scamma-o'.
i will consult the rest of the marketing team and get back to you all.
keep the slogans coming...if anyone else has a scam or snake oil related product post it here, u never know this could be ur lucky break and only chance to link up with 'THE MIND' MILOS SARCEV
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those who are fans of the gay-tech range can try our new cream filled high protein chocolate bars:
"Nuts about Milos".
these protein bars are enriched with 'cream' direct from Milos' Nuts.
Please note - May contain traces of nuts. Those allergic to nuts be careful. Sexually transmitted Diseases can be transferred through semen. We will not be held liable if this occurs.
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those who are fans of the gay-tech range can try our new cream filled high protein chocolate bars:
"Nuts about Milos".
these protein bars are enriched with 'cream' direct from Milos' Nuts.
Please note - May contain traces of nuts. Those allergic to nuts be careful. Sexually transmitted Diseases can be transferred through semen. We will not be held liable if this occurs.
bwaahahaahahahaaaa, i bet garraeth has already ordered two boxes. ;D ;D ;D
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I prefer Scamma-O, myself....
LOL!!! Man, i love the "ingredients: nobody fucking knows whats inside" again LOL!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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BAHAHAHA love all of it ;D
Snakeoil ;D ;D
Who came up with that? Brilliant
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BAHAHAHA love all of it ;D
Snakeoil ;D ;D
Who came up with that? Brilliant
Bah, snake oil is overrated.
the new kid in town is spider venom, straight from the claws. Better than CellTech!! :o :o :o :o :o
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BAHAHAHA love all of it ;D
Snakeoil ;D ;D
Who came up with that? Brilliant
SNAKE OIL IS MY BRAIN CHILD. SNAKE OIL IS MY CALLING IN THIS INDUSTRY.
I CREATED IT (with the help of Milos) and I WILL CARRY ON THE NAME.
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Bump for over-priced POS supplements.
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Bump for over-priced POS supplements.
Thank you. Stay tuned for information. ;D
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Funny thing is that they sold out. ;D
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Funny thing is that they sold out. ;D
Milos better thank me! I have been promoting ;)
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"SNAKE OIL BY MILOS SARCEV, only twice the cost of 2 rattlesanke bites to the testicles mother_fuckers!
lol. great slogan.
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here's another:
"I'M MILOS SARCEV. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BITCH!"
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HERE IS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF OUR 'SNAKE OIL TRANSFORMATIONS SERIES'!
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR FIRST WINNER. WE WILL HAVE MORE WINNERS SOON.
WE HAVE SCIENTIFIC PROOF! WE HAVE RESULTS NEVER SEEN BEFORE. THIS IS PROOF!
GLUC-OS BY MILOS...COMING SOON. ENJOY
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I love how everyone is just refering to it as simply "Snake Oil"(tm).
That beats "Milos Drink" and "Milos Milkshake".
Cuts right to the heart of it! ;D
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whats next gorilla oil?
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I heard it works best with Gay-Tech......
Holy shit thats great stuff there haha ;D ;D
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I love how everyone is just refering to it as simply "Snake Oil"(tm).
That beats "Milos Drink" and "Milos Milkshake".
Cuts right to the heart of it! ;D
LOL. SNAKE OIL has become a staple in bodybuilding lingo now...it has only helped sell more tubs of the shit ;D
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"I got huge on SNAKE OIL BY MILOS SARCEV, you better buy this shit mother_fucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
this man might be our next employee!
keep the slogans coming.
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whats next gorilla oil?
we are working on more.
but SNAKE OIL works the best....for us ;D
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BUMP...I miss this thread ;D ;D ;D
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show us the snake oil product picture, or ill kill every one of you sons of bitches.
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show us the snake oil product picture, or ill kill every one of you sons of bitches.
I will have to 'create' a custom one ;D ;D ;D ;D be patient ;)
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Scamma-O?
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i think it is of the utmost importance to add more simple sugars per serving.........the glucose should facilitate its absorption into the muscle cells so it can start doing nothing much, much faster...............and as an added bonus.............it will get you fat.
..........talk about killing two birds with one stone,.....at times i amaze even myself ;) ;)
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i think it is of the utmost importance to add more simple sugars per serving.........the glucose should facilitate its absorption into the muscle cells so it can start doing nothing much, much faster...............and as an added bonus.............it will get you fat.
..........talk about killing two birds with one stone,.....at times i amaze even myself ;) ;)
good point, do you think 300g sugar pre, during and post WO would be ok?