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I've gone to public restrooms before and have seen/heard someone talking on their cell while pissing or takin' a shit. Geezus... ::)
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I love people using their cell phone while talking to other people. Especially in the restaurant or in the bank. Try to order a pizza and talk on the phone at the same time.
Cell phones are stupid in nearly all places.
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The gym!
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the airplane
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out on the dancefloor
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In the washroom, ...and the culprit was ... moi. :-[
But before you condemn me as one of those idiots... let me explain the situation.
I had, against my better judgement, agreed to be a guest speaker on an international conference call.
Wouldn't you know it, ...as soon as I commit to the conference call, less than 2 hrs later my agent calls and tells me we have to do a reshoot from an MOW the next day. So now I'm stuck. When I got to set, a quick check of the call sheet told me that lunch which was scheduled between 20:00hrs & 21:00hrs was going to coincide with the time of the conference call, so rather than bow out as a guest speaker, I figured that would be fine, as long as we remained on schedule and the producers didn't opt to take a meal penalty.
In all the years I've been on film sets, it had never before dawned on me just how noisy an entire cast & crew of upwards of 100 can be while eating lunch. Holy Cow! My trailer wasn't any help at all. Being Canadian, we don't get Winnebago's, ...we're stuck with Honeywagons, and my honeywagon was attached to a particular actor who shall remain nameless who loves to blast reggae & rap at the highest volume on the dial.
Unfortunately, we were shooting in a wierd location, inside a studio with bad reception. It was beginning to look like I wouldn't for the life of me be able to find a quiet place at all. The only quiet place I could find was the woman's restroom. So I'm inside the stall doing the conference call from my cell phone, ...and it was so quiet, you could even hear a mouse peeing on a cotton ball...
Then they announce "We're back in 5", ...and wouldn't you know... the mad rush for the washroom began. The makeup artist comes rushing in, and starts peeing... cause she knows she's gonna be busy touching up everyone's makeup after lunch. That was no mouse, ...and it wasn't on no cotton ball. That's fer darn sure. I don't know how many gallons of liquid she drank all day, ...but the flow just wouldn't stop... It's sounded like Niagara Falls. She would have made a race horse blush. I'm flipping out worried that hundreds of listeners across USA, Canada & Australia are listening to this woman pee, ...and thinking it was me. :o If that's not bad enough, ...next came the big FLUSH! :o
I was mortified. So too was she. Of all the stalls... she had to choose the one right beside me.
Because I had stopped speaking just before she entered, she didn't even know that there was even anybody else in the bathroom (as evidenced by the various other sounds she made which I don't dare go into). :-X Suffice to say, I wasn't the only one mortified when I emerged from the stall and she realized someone had heard her. I didn't have the heart to tell her, I wasn't the only one who heard her assorted farts, ...that she had broadcasted to a few hundred people on 2 continents. The next time I'm forced to do a conference call by cell phone from a washroom stall, ...I'm sticking a big 'OUT-OF-ORDER' sign on the door first. ;D
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i arrested a guy the other night for DWI and he was talking to his girlfriend about child support on his bluetooth headset while he was in handcuffs.i let this go on for awhile because it was kind of funny.he got so worked up and pissed off talking about child support he didn't even care that he was going to jail.and he tried to sneak it into the jail cell with him later that night also.
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out on the dancefloor
agreed. actually anywhere in a club is ridiculous. the music is so loud its pointless.
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I've gone to public restrooms before and have seen/heard someone talking on their cell while pissing or takin' a shit. Geezus... ::)
The other day at the gym a guy was doing dumbell preacher curls one arm at a time. He switched hands to use his cellphone while he did his reps.
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out on the dancefloor
I can see it happening inside a club, but ON the dancefloor itself? ::)
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The other day at the gym a guy was doing dumbell preacher curls one arm at a time. He switched hands to use his cellphone while he did his reps.
Yup. I've seen that happen before. They really look like an ass! :D
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Learned my lesson about cell phones and urinals.
I dropped my phone in one while drunk dialing :-[
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Learned my lesson about cell phones and urinals.
I dropped my phone in one while drunk dialing :-[
Never drink and dial. :D
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The other day at the gym a guy was doing dumbell preacher curls one arm at a time. He switched hands to use his cellphone while he did his reps.
hahaha
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A couple of times seeing a couple walking together, both on cells. :-\
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Some douche was on a subway platform, his toe about an inch off the yellow warning line.. He was going about as though it was a perfectly normal thing to do.
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Learned my lesson about cell phones and urinals.
I dropped my phone in one while drunk dialing :-[
been down that road. i dropped mine in the toilet on New Year's a few years back. i was so hammered i didn't care that i had my hand in my own piss.
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ok, i am guilty! i used it once while taking a dump, but i was in the privacy of my own home! :-\
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ok, i am guilty! i used it once while taking a dump, but i was in the privacy of my own home! :-\
Damn. Even when Mother Nature makes a call like that, no pun indeed, I need a moment to myself.
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been down that road. i dropped mine in the toilet on New Year's a few years back. i was so hammered i didn't care that i had my hand in my own piss.
It was garbage the moment it fell in.
*sigh*
The length you'd go to save a cell phone. :-[
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It was garbage the moment it fell in.
*sigh*
The length you'd go to save a cell phone. :-[
Yeah but when your drunk you think if you pull it out quick enough it will still work :-\
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i watched a lady talking on her cell phone as she walked into a swimming pool.... she got splashed by a kid jumping and dropped the phone
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i watched a lady talking on her cell phone as she walked into a swimming pool.... she got splashed by a kid jumping and dropped the phone
I lay of a raft and use mine all the time. It's not like you are going to get out of the pool to answer the phone.
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i watched a lady talking on her cell phone as she walked into a swimming pool.... she got splashed by a kid jumping and dropped the phone
HAHAHAHA...I would've love to have seen that! :D
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HAHAHAHA...I would've love to have seen that! :D
she got mad after and started yelling at the kid's parents
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At a rest stop in VA, dude was in the can and grunting, while carrying on a serious convo. Then he flushed, and didn't wash his hands :-X. I used a hand towel to open the door...Why was dude at the candy machine :-X? Using his dirty ass fingers to get food. Shit was nasty.
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Not wanting to sound racist here bu have you noticed how black people seem to think it's better to have TWO cell phones.
My niece is mixed race (but tends to lean more towards the black culture) and I asked her why she had two phones. She replied, "one for friends and one for family". A black guy at work told me had two phones because he wanted to keep apart the different women he was alledgedly seeing.
What is up with that cos it pisses me off.
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At a rest stop in VA, dude was in the can and grunting, while carrying on a serious convo. Then he flushed, and didn't wash his hands :-X. I used a hand towel to open the door...Why was dude at the candy machine :-X? Using his dirty ass fingers to get food. Shit was nasty.
That's just down-right fuckin' nasty!
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Not wanting to sound racist here bu have you noticed how black people seem to think it's better to have TWO cell phones.
My niece is mixed race (but tends to lean more towards the black culture) and I asked her why she had two phones. She replied, "one for friends and one for family". A black guy at work told me had two phones because he wanted to keep apart the different women he was alledgedly seeing.
What is up with that cos it pisses me off.
The place as to where people use cell phones would piss me off, but it pisses you off that people would have two cell phones? ??? ??? ???
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The place as to where people use cell phones would piss me off, but it pisses you off that people would have two cell phones? ??? ??? ???
Having two phones for personal affairs is plain stupid.
You don't even need two phones with today's technology. You can group all diallers, and only let family and friends through on the weekends and even set these two groups apart by different melodies, mailbox announces or whatever.
Having 2 phones "for friends and family" is technological analphabetism.
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Having two phones for personal affairs is plain stupid.
You don't even need two phones with today's technology. You can group all diallers, and only let family and friends through on the weekends and even set these two groups apart by different melodies, mailbox announces or whatever.
Having 2 phones "for friends and family" is technological analphabetism.
It's only 10 bucks at AT&T a month for an extra cell phone. Most people have two, one for business and one for personal. Or a car only phone, whatever.
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Having two phones for personal affairs is plain stupid.
You don't even need two phones with today's technology. You can group all diallers, and only let family and friends through on the weekends and even set these two groups apart by different melodies, mailbox announces or whatever.
Having 2 phones "for friends and family" is technological analphabetism.
I get what you're saying, but why would it 'piss you off'? ???
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I get what you're saying, but why would it 'piss you off'? ???
i did not say someone having two phones pisses me off, i just say it is stupid.
actually, i make fun of those people rather than getting pissed off.
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i did not say someone having two phones pisses me off, i just say it is stupid.
actually, i make fun of those people rather than getting pissed off.
My bad, playa. I got you confused with BigJ. He was the one that posted that it pisses him off.
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My bad, playa. I got you confused with BigJ. He was the one that posted that it pisses him off.
nevermind.
BTW, a thing that does piss me off is people running around in the street or sitting in a train/restaurant/whatever and listening to music on their cell phone without a headphone, using the single speaker of the phone.
I hate it. I don't want to hear their fucking music (mostly german rap or arabian pop music), it sounds even more crappy on a fucking phone.
A guy in my gym was working out with his phone in the pocket playing music. I almost knocked him out. annoying as hell.
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A guy in my gym was working out with his phone in the pocket playing music.
Now that's just fuckin' gay. ::)
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Not wanting to sound racist here bu have you noticed how black people seem to think it's better to have TWO cell phones.
My niece is mixed race (but tends to lean more towards the black culture) and I asked her why she had two phones. She replied, "one for friends and one for family". A black guy at work told me had two phones because he wanted to keep apart the different women he was alledgedly seeing.
What is up with that cos it pisses me off.
I know several white chicks that are blazing playas, and they have two phones. One for work and family and one for you guessed it... I dated one girl that had two as well, work and play.
Dudes who are living a double life, seperate from their wives also have two as well.
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I know several white chicks that are blazing playas, and they have two phones. One for work and family and one for you guessed it... I dated one girl that had two as well, work and play.
Dudes who are living a double life, seperate from their wives also have two as well.
I don't get that shit. Are so called 'playas' that incompetent that they can't separate different phone calls from ONE phone? ::)
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Not sure if this is ridiculous and I didn't see it cause it was me but I was talking to a friend of mine while I was eating out a girl I met. I am pretty sure I would have taken a picture but back then there were no cameras in the phones. It was pretty cool. My friend didn't believe what I was doing so I had to tell the girl to say something. When I gave her the phone she was having a hard time talking to my friend and I bit her clit (not hard) and she yelled. I laughed like shit.
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Not sure if this is ridiculous and I didn't see it cause it was me but I was talking to a friend of mine while I was eating out a girl I met. I am pretty sure I would have taken a picture but back then there were no cameras in the phones. It was pretty cool. My friend didn't believe what I was doing so I had to tell the girl to say something. When I gave her the phone she was having a hard time talking to my friend and I bit her clit (not hard) and she yelled. I laughed like shit.
Yes, Onlyme, it DOES sound ridiculous to be talking on a cell while 'eating a girl out'.
Sorry, but when I'm doing something like that ain't nothing that can pry me away from it...not even a cell phone.
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Yes, Onlyme, it DOES sound ridiculous to be talking on a cell while 'eating a girl out'.
Sorry, but when I'm doing something like that ain't nothing that can pry me away from it...not even a cell phone.
agreed. It must be a really serious phone call (10 millions dollars to win or a death in the family) or the girl hasn't showered in a week to get your cell phone out during sex. ;D ;D