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Title: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 13, 2007, 05:52:43 AM
I continuously get asked the same questions over and over.  I used to answer seriously before.  Now I just shrug it off.

1. Do you play football?
2. How many days a week do you workout?
3. How much do you bench?


If I were to get a dollar evertime someone asked me these questions, I'd be a rich man today.
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: WOOO on August 13, 2007, 05:54:46 AM
so what's the question here  ???
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 06:04:10 AM
Got into a fight had a real nasty black eye plus i am not a small man, the looks i got from people were priceless
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: WOOO on August 13, 2007, 06:04:51 AM
Got into a fight had a real nasty black eye plus i am not a small man, the looks i got from people were priceless


wow some people have a serious need for self-gratification
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 06:08:06 AM

wow some people have a serious need for self-gratification
;D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: WOOO on August 13, 2007, 06:09:03 AM
;D
8)
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Mars on August 13, 2007, 06:13:14 AM
"What are these swellings on both sides of your neck"  ::)
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 06:19:06 AM
1. Can I touch your arms
2. How many days a week do you work out?
3. Do you use creatine ?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: KillerMonk on August 13, 2007, 06:22:20 AM
1. Can I touch your arms

I hope only women say this. ;D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 06:23:08 AM
I hope only women say this. ;D
you and me both bratha
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Mars on August 13, 2007, 06:25:51 AM
"are you a bodybuilder?".
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: JasonH on August 13, 2007, 06:29:42 AM

1. "Do you go to the gym?"

2. "How much can you lift?" (Asked without stating what type of exercise or for how many reps)

3. "Don't you know that all that muscle will turn into fat one day? I had this friend/cousin/brother who used to train..........blah, blah, blah".
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: bigtraps on August 13, 2007, 06:32:28 AM

1. Are you a cop?
2. How much do you bench?

And My fav that BigJ said
3. "Don't you know that all that muscle will turn into fat one day? I had this friend/cousin/brother who used to train..........blah, blah, blah".
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Always Sore on August 13, 2007, 07:02:04 AM
1. Did you play football?

2. Do you go to the gym allot?

3. what do you weigh?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Stavios on August 13, 2007, 07:09:06 AM
Top 3 questions I get ask by the hottest chicks:

1. Do you want to see my tits ?

2. Could you fuck me all night long?

3. Can I suck your cock and ask nothing in return ?

Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: 240 is Back on August 13, 2007, 07:16:47 AM
Top 3 questions I get ask by the hottest chicks:

1. Do you want to see my tits ?

2. Could you fuck me all night long?

3. Can I suck your cock and ask nothing in return ?

hahahahahahaha awesome.
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 07:31:11 AM
Top 3 questions I get ask by the hottest chicks:

1. Do you want to see my tits ?

2. Could you fuck me all night long?

3. Can I suck your cock and ask nothing in return ?



Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ... ::) ::)
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: sgt. d on August 13, 2007, 07:35:00 AM
Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ... ::) ::)
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body

jaejonna, stavios owns you


You are pathetic
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Stavios on August 13, 2007, 07:44:16 AM
Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ... ::) ::)
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body

 :-*
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: kiwiol on August 13, 2007, 07:45:18 AM
Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ... ::) ::)
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body

Are you saying you want blue stars, JJ?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Stavios on August 13, 2007, 07:48:44 AM
jealousy is a bitch  8)
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: nycbull on August 13, 2007, 08:16:22 AM
monster ice skating pose
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: GHGut on August 13, 2007, 08:17:26 AM
1. Do you prefer Twinkies or Ring Dings?
2. You're pretty tall for a midget, aren't you?
3. Is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 08:38:40 AM
jealousy is a bitch  8)
brutal leg development or should i say lack there of..
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Livewire on August 13, 2007, 08:42:33 AM
1. Can I lick my own s**t off your c**k?

2. Are you sure i'll fit in that trunk?  It's only a Jaguar.

3.  How do you plead, Mr Titus?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: The Luke on August 13, 2007, 09:04:28 AM
At the moment I'm 5'5'' and 225 lbs (20% bf) with long hear and a full Jesus beard (movie part).... so no one ever asks me anything because of my physique....

Although random strangers are heard to scream: "Look! It's an Ewok!"



The Luke
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 13, 2007, 09:12:28 AM
1. Can I lick my own s**t off your c**k?

2. Are you sure i'll fit in that trunk?  It's only a Jaguar.

3.  How do you plead, Mr Titus?

post of the day...classic
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 13, 2007, 09:52:45 AM
Q: how often to you work out
A: every two weeks or so for 10 minutes I will do a couple of wind sprints..before that Taebo every 5th day

Q: What do you eat?
A: A handfull of skittles every 3 hours, and for dinner a couple pieces of twizzlers

Q: how much do you bench?
A: I don't know, I only use 2 soup cans for strength training.

answer with a straight face
Title: is not what females dr
Post by: candidate2025 on August 13, 2007, 09:59:49 AM
Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ... ::) ::)
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body
your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.


what you idolize and drool over (obscenely muscular grown men), and what females idolize and drool over (a tight, fit, attractively muscular body) are two seperate things.
Title: Re: is not what females dr
Post by: kiwiol on August 13, 2007, 10:10:30 AM
your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.


Are you giving us your feminist perspective here, Candyass? ;D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: onlyme on August 13, 2007, 10:11:27 AM
1.  Are you a Triathlete
2.  Are you a Porn Star
3. When are you due
Title: Re: is not what females dr
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 10:13:00 AM
your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.


what you idolize and drool over (obscenely muscular grown men), and what females idolize and drool over (a tight, fit, attractively muscular body) are two seperate things.
hahahaha ok acne andy ...... you could be covered in kibbles n bits and your dog still wouldnt droll over you hahahahah
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: candidate2025 on August 13, 2007, 10:16:39 AM
jaejonna is jealous.
plain and simple.


i dont have to prove anything to you guys.   

everywhere and anywhere i go i always pick out the hottest female in sight, and they always dig me.
this is what i know to be fact.



your opinions dont effect me.

you guys seriously need to just start respecting and worshipping what i say; because what i say is infallible. who i am is 5 times better than who any of you are. and what i think is 20 times more intelligent than what you think.



 :)hope this helps, douchebags.
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Livewire on August 13, 2007, 10:18:08 AM
Q: What do you eat?
A: A handfull of skittles every 3 hours, and for dinner a couple pieces of twizzlers


Actually, if you add ungodly amounts of insulin to the mix, you have Michael Lockett's diet.
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: onlyme on August 13, 2007, 10:19:14 AM
Top 3 questions I get ask by the hottest dudes:

1. Do you want to see my tits ?

2. Could you fuck me all night long?

3. Can I suck your cock and ask nothing in return ?



There I fixed it for you. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 10:20:11 AM
hahahaha you were fat five years ago, your pimples were with you since yesterday, now you think your accomplished and intellectual but resist folding clothes at 'moms' ...so tell me...when during all this did you fu ck models and earn your phD ?
 hahahahaha  I make more than your mom and dad....i spend more on weed for the week than your do for groceries all month( i mean your mom does)....
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Livewire on August 13, 2007, 10:27:45 AM
There I fixed it for you. ;D ;D ;D

Good work, onlymen

Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Stavios on August 13, 2007, 10:31:12 AM
Good work, onlymen


hahaha  ;D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Option D on August 13, 2007, 10:36:18 AM
how much do you lift?

can i touch your arms?

What do you eat?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: j3di3 on August 13, 2007, 10:38:35 AM
do you train?  :(
you train for HOW LONG and thats what you look like after all those years!?!  :(

 ;D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on August 13, 2007, 10:44:00 AM
People never ask about diet/training

Always...
What do you take?
How long have you been lifting?
Why are you so vascular?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 13, 2007, 10:48:37 AM
People never ask about diet/training

Always...
What do you take?
How long have you been lifting?
Why are you so vascular?

that is because they are not actually planning to work out or eat appropriately
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on August 13, 2007, 10:53:21 AM
that is because they are not actually planning to work out or eat appropriately
very true.
Title: Re: is not what females dr
Post by: Kegdrainer on August 13, 2007, 10:58:26 AM
your a fucking moron dude. that is total chick magnet body right there.


what you idolize and drool over (obscenely muscular grown men), and what females idolize and drool over (a tight, fit, attractively muscular body) are two seperate things.

are you saying that mass beasts cant get any action?  Who gives a shit if theres 15 girls a night trying to grope you or 5?  youre getting action either way.  regardless, swimmers look in envy at bigger guys and wish they had another 40 pounds of lean mass on their frames.
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: gh15 on August 13, 2007, 11:58:57 AM
Yeah looking like this, i can see why they would ask you those questions ... ::) ::)
(Looks like they have been giving anybody blue stars as of late) ....

Brutal Lifegaurd's body

if the guy in pic is 19 year old and stick to bodybuilding and constant use of hormones he will get his pro card in the next 10 years,,all a matter of what he will put into it,,he got to fill up the physiqe and as a pro bodybuilder i am in the opinion that before 30 he will look 3 times better than canadian frank,,

this is 30 year old development on a 20 year old body that is not fully hormonized and still learning how to diet,,train and what products to use,,

pro potential
mark date

Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Man of Steel on August 13, 2007, 12:06:40 PM
"Pardon me sir, but would you please take your penis out of my girlfriend?"

"I know you squat for your legs, but how'd you get your cock so big?"

"Where'd you get those sweetass cutoff jean shorts and ankle hight Otomix boots?"





Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Ursus on August 13, 2007, 12:10:42 PM
cos my glasses tec people always shout out

superman

clark kent

dop yo do weights/what can you lift/ do you take protein shakes/ do you workout everyday etc

i also get slagged pea head lol

also do you take steroids when i say no they say liar
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: spinnis on August 13, 2007, 01:02:19 PM
also do you take steroids when i say no they say liar

When Billy said he used steroids the told him the same thing :D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 13, 2007, 01:32:03 PM
if the guy in pic is 19 year old and stick to bodybuilding and constant use of hormones he will get his pro card in the next 10 years,,all a matter of what he will put into it,,he got to fill up the physiqe and as a pro bodybuilder i am in the opinion that before 30 he will look 3 times better than canadian frank,,

this is 30 year old development on a 20 year old body that is not fully hormonized and still learning how to diet,,train and what products to use,,

pro potential
mark date



gh15,

he has the back of Gary strydom....do you want to reconsider those remarks ?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Bluto on August 13, 2007, 02:14:34 PM
 "wow your fingers are the most well developed ive ever seen, do you post on getbig.com a lot?"
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: mesmorph78 on August 13, 2007, 02:45:01 PM

what steroids do you take..
how much do you bench
what do you eat
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: gh15 on August 14, 2007, 05:31:36 AM
gh15,

he has the back of Gary strydom....do you want to reconsider those remarks ?

gary did get his pro card and had a physiqe at one time that matched top 6 o so no,,

now to the top 3 questions asked of bodybuilders,,you can devide it to the people who know something and the ones who know nothing,,

the ones who know nothing questions will be like that:

do you take protien?
do you take creatine?
do you eat a lot?


the ones who know something questions will be like that:

do you take steroids?
you look good/great/huge do you compete?
whats your diet like?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Stavios on August 14, 2007, 05:49:45 AM
gh15,

he has the back of Gary strydom....do you want to reconsider those remarks ?

maybe you should show me how to do those 315 lbs barbell rows  ;)  ;)
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 14, 2007, 05:52:53 AM
maybe you should show me how to do those 315 lbs barbell rows  ;)  ;)
stick to volleyball skinny.......you said it yourself that your embarrassed with your back, thus you dont post any back shots...hahahahah Ive seen thicker human beings in a cancer ward bro...BB is not for everybody. Consider this the best advice you will ever recieve.....STOP. 
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Hedgehog on August 14, 2007, 05:57:15 AM
stick to volleyball skinny.......you said it yourself that your embarrassed with your back, thus you dont post any back shots...hahahahah Ive seen thicker human beings in a cancer ward bro...BB is not for everybody. Consider this the best advice you will ever recieve.....STOP. 

You and your homeboy Jack London done any "workouts" as of late jae? ;D
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 14, 2007, 05:58:18 AM
You and your homeboy Jack London done any "workouts" as of late jae? ;D
Not as of late since he relocated to North Jersey......
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Stavios on August 14, 2007, 05:58:30 AM
stick to volleyball skinny.......you said it yourself that your embarrassed with your back, thus you dont post any back shots...hahahahah Ive seen thicker human beings in a cancer ward bro...BB is not for everybody. Consider this the best advice you will ever recieve.....STOP. 

I think I'm still gonna compete next year and give it another shot  :-*

I'll sign you an autograph when I win the teen class at the canadian nationals  ;)
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: D.L. 5 on August 14, 2007, 05:59:31 AM
top 3 questions from hot girls i get:

1. why is ur dick so big?

2. Why do u charge me for sex even though i look better than u?

3. why did u fuck my mother and my sister after u fucked me?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 14, 2007, 06:01:04 AM
I think I'm still gonna compete next year and give it another shot  :-*

I'll sign you an autograph when I win the teen class at the canadian nationals  ;)
how old are you stavios, i never cared to remember if you said it in the past....
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 14, 2007, 06:02:06 AM
top 3 questions from hot girls i get:

1. why is ur dick so big?

2. Why do u charge me for sex even though i look better than u?

3. why did u fuck my mother and my sister after u fucked me?

so you only date pretty men?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Stavios on August 14, 2007, 06:08:12 AM
how old are you stavios, i never cared to remember if you said it in the past....

19
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: jaejonna on August 14, 2007, 06:08:57 AM
19
oh my bad, i thought you were like 29 or something, sorry to flame you.....keep up the good work.
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: D.L. 5 on August 14, 2007, 06:11:38 AM
so you only date pretty women?

yes.
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: @Brandon on August 16, 2007, 11:59:16 PM
jaejonna, stavios owns you


You are pathetic

I agree.

Very stupid comments made by jonna
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: kawaks on August 17, 2007, 12:46:04 AM
1. Can I touch your arms
2. How many days a week do you work out?
3. Do you use creatine ?

Top 3? Hell no! Try Top Ten:

1. Do you workout? ;-)
2. How can I get big?
3. Does having all that muscle hurt?
4. Won't it all turn to fat if you stop?
5. What's the secret to getting huge?
6. Am I training too much if I train six days/week?
7. Should I supplement my training with cardio?
8. Can I feel you're hard muscles?
9. You don't look well. Why is you skin color so red?
10. Are you natural or do you take steroids?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Croatch on August 17, 2007, 01:13:37 AM
My favorite is when someone asks, "How do I get big?"
I respond with the usual advice on meal frequency, workout consistency, etc.  All this knowing damn well, they'll continue on the path of mediocrity tomorrow.  Waste of breath.
Some people think that by talking about diet/working out, this will automatically help...haha
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Get Rowdy on August 17, 2007, 03:15:34 AM
"Don't you think you've had enough rum?"

"Do you usually punch women in the throat or am I the first?"

"Do you want me to call the cops?"
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: spach23 on August 17, 2007, 04:41:20 AM
Don't forget the classic,
  How much do you curl?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: 2big4u on August 17, 2007, 04:49:46 AM
how big are your arms?are you wearing a bullet proof vest?how much you bench?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 05:44:58 AM
Are you natural or do you take these shakes and creatine?
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: kiwiol on August 17, 2007, 05:47:21 AM
Are you natural or do you take these shakes and creatine?

Classic
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Pete Dimano on August 17, 2007, 05:51:17 AM
"Don't you think you've had enough rum?"

"Do you usually punch women in the throat or am I the first?"

"Do you want me to call the cops?"

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

classic getbig
Title: Re: Top 3 questions you get asked because of your physique
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 06:09:27 AM
Classic

Haha i had one clown at my gym who said he did it al by himself without the help of protein shakes and creatine ::)