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Title: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Livewire on August 13, 2007, 06:53:36 PM
What reason will King give for his inevitable (and soon) retirement, when he realizes he can no longer place in the money at any pro show?

My guess is, "i've accomplished everything I set out to accomplish in bodybuilding".

Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: HalloweenMan on August 13, 2007, 06:56:02 PM
no retirtement speech.  when he finally accepts that he is not good at what he wants to do, babs will find him hanging from a pipe in the basement. 
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: dearth on August 13, 2007, 06:58:02 PM
"I couldn't have done it without Chick!"
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Livewire on August 13, 2007, 07:09:36 PM
no retirtement speech.  when he finally accepts that he is not good at what he wants to do, babs will find him hanging from a pipe in the basement. 

1.  I'm not sure any pipe can hold the weight of "278 with abs".

2.  I'm not sure King has the mental capacity to tie a noose knot.

3.  I believe King might be too greasy for the rope to take hold

4.  King is normally bloated, puffy, and stiff.  Would anyone even notice?
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: SWOLETRAIN on August 13, 2007, 07:36:06 PM
He will continue to live life and be another gymrat with a hot wife.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Wombat on August 13, 2007, 10:17:09 PM
What reason will King give for his inevitable (and soon) retirement, when he realizes he can no longer place in the money at any pro show?

My guess is, "i've accomplished everything I set out to accomplish in bodybuilding".




yes for sure that will be one of the first statements along with this

"i'm not willing to take the risks that others are taking--My family comes first and i want to be around here for them"
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Captain Equipoise on August 13, 2007, 10:19:13 PM

yes for sure that will be one of the first statements along with this

"i'm not willing to take the risks that others are taking--My family comes first and i want to be around here for them"


Hahaha!! priceless.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: EbBnFlO on August 13, 2007, 10:21:02 PM
after years of not seeing my own dick without a mirror and not a trophy to show for it i will call it quits.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: LatsMcGee on August 14, 2007, 01:58:06 AM
"Shawn Ray is my hero and I will forever live in his shadow."
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: D.L. 5 on August 14, 2007, 02:15:08 AM
"TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE-TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

is what he will say just like in his videos.

I think I am the only King Kamali supporter on this board  :o :o
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: MikeThaMachine on August 14, 2007, 02:18:03 AM
What are you guys talking about, he will never stop. He will just be another one of those tards like Ken Jones or Joc P., he will continue to embarrass himself for decades.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: LatsMcGee on August 14, 2007, 02:20:08 AM
What are you guys talking about, he will never stop. He will just be another one of those tards like Ken Jones or Joc P., he will continue to embarrass himself for decades.

"I'll never retire!  I'm gunning for second to last place this year! Jeff Box Long your ass is mine!"
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: big14 on August 14, 2007, 02:42:48 AM
I have no education, no intelligence, never had a job.
Like I said in my interview posted on getbig:
I dont even know how to train properly.

I never won anything.
I am one of the worst pros in history.
With my crappy genetics and hideous look,
even lacking a brain I managed to place
top 17 in my last 20 contests.

I am proud that  I moved out of my basement
just before I turned 31, ask bethany Howlet my ex,
she knows I was proud of getting out of the basement.

I am a bit ashamed that I forced the audience to look at my ugly body
over and over again.

With the help of my pills I now understand that nobody want to look at me onstage
I am sorry I am ugly and fat.
Please forgive me and goodbye, I still hate you all.


Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: D.L. 5 on August 14, 2007, 03:26:42 AM
big14 = epic jealousy and small penis syndrome
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: jaejonna on August 14, 2007, 05:56:54 AM
For some reasons i have the feeling that he will start it off by saying ...


"To all those bucktooth, pimple faced, internet losers out there......blah blah blah Shawn blah blah blah......... my manfaced wife ....blah blah blah .....Chick how big is your dick ......thanks"
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 14, 2007, 06:17:48 AM
"I couldn't have done it without Chick!"


 ;D
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 14, 2007, 08:02:16 AM
I have to put my amazing bodybuilding career on hold as I have some very lucrative sponsorships and business dealings am I working with right now due.  I can't say much about them yet except that we are going to unveil something you have never seen before.  It will shock the world.  We are going to bring it.  Never again will things be the same.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Shawn Ray on August 14, 2007, 08:05:02 AM
"I'd like to personally Thank Shawn Ray for telling me early in my career I'd have a better chance at getting a job at Mc Donalds"

Well, things are looking better for me now. 8)
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Mars on August 14, 2007, 08:30:33 AM
Kamali is done, his carreer was a joke.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Playboy on August 14, 2007, 08:32:57 AM
What reason will King give for his inevitable (and soon) retirement, when he realizes he can no longer place in the money at any pro show?

My guess is, "i've accomplished everything I set out to accomplish in bodybuilding".


My guess is:
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Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: jarhead on August 14, 2007, 08:42:44 AM
Mahocka bolocka Muhamed Allah,

sim salah bim 7-eleven no weezing the juice  . . . a salaam a lake um.


or words to that affect.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: The Squadfather on August 14, 2007, 08:43:44 AM
Mahocka bolocka Muhamed Allah,

sim salah bim 7-eleven no weezing the juice  . . . a salaam a lake um.


or words to that affect.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Brutal_1 on August 14, 2007, 09:24:30 AM
"I'd like to personally Thank Shawn Ray for telling me early in my career I'd have a better chance at getting a job at Mc Donalds"

Well, things are looking better for me now. 8)


LOL  ;D

Remember Shawn, your runner-up placings at the O were pointless....cause they were second place  ;D
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: gordiano on August 14, 2007, 09:31:20 AM

yes for sure that will be one of the first statements along with this

"i'm not willing to take the risks that others are taking--My family comes first and i want to be around here for them"


That's a good one......
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: XXXII/LX on August 14, 2007, 10:58:22 AM
He will continue to live life and be another gymrat with a hot wife live-in whore.

Fixed.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: rockyfortune on August 14, 2007, 11:01:55 AM
I've spilled over again..but will be on point at the master's olympia...promise.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Monster_Everything on August 14, 2007, 11:02:30 AM
I never saw a pro fall off that bad ......seriously, he couldnt get a pro card from the PDI ..
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: D.L. 5 on August 14, 2007, 04:00:04 PM
"I'd like to personally Thank Shawn Ray for telling me early in my career I'd have a better chance at getting a job at Mc Donalds"

Well, things are looking better for me now. 8)

It comes down to the burd in these situations. so answer me: are u the burd or the kid in the wheelchair (See pic below)

"DON'T FUCK WITH THE BURD!"
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Camel Jockey on August 14, 2007, 04:01:56 PM
He will just retire and start managing his parents' gas stations just like our boy ToxicAvenger/Proteinfarts. He will become a coke head and shrink to 150 lbs.
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: The Squadfather on August 14, 2007, 04:04:13 PM
He will just retire and start managing his parents' gas stations just like our boy ToxicAvenger/Proteinfarts. He will become a coke head and shrink to 150 lbs.
hahahahhaa, you better watch out CJ, if Toxic sees your post he'll meltdown and challenge you to post a face picture next to his Brad Pitt like mug and then tell you about how rich his family is and how he doesn't even have to work but does anyway just for shits and giggles, aren't you terrified? ;D
Title: Re: Predict King Kamali's retirement speech
Post by: Camel Jockey on August 14, 2007, 04:14:24 PM
hahahahhaa, you better watch out CJ, if Toxic sees your post he'll meltdown and challenge you to post a face picture next to his Brad Pitt like mug and then tell you about how rich his family is and how he doesn't even have to work but does anyway just for shits and giggles, aren't you terrified? ;D

hahaha He will send a pack of pakis after me.  ;D

Anyways, Kamali probably does get money from his parents for his drugs and to live in comfort. I hear his parents are rich.

I don't see the guy staying in bbing is he's got any brains at all. I mean he just doesn't have the genes for it and he's messed up his body beyond repair and to the point where it effects his shape and makes him look like a pile of shit.

He should have never tried to play the size game. He would been better off looking like someone such as Ahmad Haider or some other smaller pro.