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Title: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: Royalty on August 16, 2007, 06:42:24 AM
sounds like a good idea.  I feel Invisible Lat Syndrome (ILS) about to strike!
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 16, 2007, 06:50:20 AM
sounds like a good idea.  I feel Invisible Lat Syndrome (ILS) about to strike!

lol...85% of Getbiggers carb up before hitting the clubs.

most do pushups right before putting on their smallest shirt before hitting the local bar.

90% do biceps curls on the drive over to a club..

39.99% do site injection synthol while parking the car before entering a club
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: Steve Pulcinella on August 16, 2007, 06:51:30 AM
I did have a guy in my gym tell me that he was going to Vegas for the weekend and he was "dropping his water". Funny thing was this overweight/undertrained slob could have dropped 17 gallons of water and still looked like a drowning victom who just got drug out of a lake with a grappling hook.
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: Van_Bilderass on August 16, 2007, 07:04:10 AM
lol...85% of Getbiggers carb up before hitting the clubs.

most do pushups right before putting on their smallest shirt before hitting the local bar.

90% do biceps curls on the drive over to a club..

39.99% do site injection synthol while parking the car before entering a club
Do this: get in the shower, scrub your skin, dry off and apply baby oil and let it dry really well.

Then in the club, once you start dancing, the pores open up and release the oil. At this point rip off your shirt and show off your glistening bod.
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: Royalty on August 16, 2007, 07:15:59 AM
Do this: get in the shower, scrub your skin, dry off and apply baby oil and let it dry really well.

Then in the club, once you start dancing, the pores open up and release the oil. At this point rip off your shirt and show off your glistening bod.


the shower water will rinse off the Pro Tan!!!!
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: SteelePegasus on August 16, 2007, 07:19:05 AM

the shower water will rinse off the Pro Tan!!!!

I was wondering about that as well..

should you tan on the day of club night?...how much water should you drink..don't want to ruin the vascularity

Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: shiftedShapes on August 16, 2007, 07:50:33 AM

the shower water will rinse off the Pro Tan!!!!

use dream tan for the club.  Bronze shows up better under black light.
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picni
Post by: danielson on August 16, 2007, 07:55:54 AM
My friend MeatHead diets for weeks to go to concerts(with his wife usually). He one time said he didn't have that much fun cuz he said he wasn't ripped enough ;D
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 16, 2007, 08:21:04 AM
A buddy of mine used to go to 24 hour fitness at 10:00 at night, then meet us at the clubs right after. He'd wear a cut-off shirt each time and it made us laugh.  He used to claim that was the only time he was free to go to the gym, yet the bastard doesn't work or go to school.  Probably too busy masturbating all day.
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: Mongol on August 16, 2007, 08:36:59 AM
Do this: get in the shower, scrub your skin, dry off and apply baby oil and let it dry really well.

Then in the club, once you start dancing, the pores open up and release the oil. At this point rip off your shirt and show off your glistening bod.

Ahahaha! ;D
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: BEAST 8692 on August 16, 2007, 08:44:25 AM
the sad thing is, these guys will be that preoccupied with how they look that they won't enjoy themselves. :(

some useful tips though. ;D
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: local hero on August 16, 2007, 10:21:58 AM
ive heard of one nut that wore 2 sets of elbow sleeves over his bis, so heis arms looked big in his shirt..... BEEF.......
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: shiftedShapes on August 16, 2007, 10:30:26 AM
ive heard of one nut that wore 2 sets of elbow sleeves over his bis, so heis arms looked big in his shirt..... BEEF.......

there was a guy in my old gym that always wore a sweatshirt....with hockey shoulder pads underneath
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picni
Post by: Master Blaster on August 16, 2007, 01:02:16 PM
My friend MeatHead diets for weeks to go to concerts(with his wife usually). He one time said he didn't have that much fun cuz he said he wasn't ripped enough ;D

Thats the kinda cool shit he should be posting! Whats his post count??
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: Royalty on August 19, 2007, 12:22:11 PM
Ok Im One week out from the picnic. Today I begin restricting carbs. On Wednesday I will begin to taper my fluids, eliminate all sodium, and bump up the carbs. Im going easy on the carbs. I dont want to spill over at the picnic so I may be a bit flat. I will start the Lasix on Thursday Morning.
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picni
Post by: SirTraps on August 19, 2007, 12:25:52 PM
A man passed out in a NY disco, his pants were so tight the paramedics cut them off with scissors, they found a 12 inch salami taped to his inner thigh. 

       True story.
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: gordiano on August 19, 2007, 12:31:25 PM
A buddy of mine used to go to 24 hour fitness at 10:00 at night, then meet us at the clubs right after. He'd wear a cut-off shirt each time and it made us laugh.  He used to claim that was the only time he was free to go to the gym, yet the bastard doesn't work or go to school.  Probably too busy masturbating all day.


HOLY SHIT! I had a couple of buddies like that. Fucking posers, with shirts so small, they'd have to buy them at Baby Gap..... ;D
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picni
Post by: Stark on August 19, 2007, 12:41:48 PM
imagine some guy or girl stumbling on this board and than this thread by accident and reading your posts ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: youandme on August 19, 2007, 12:45:50 PM
Ok Im One week out from the picnic. Today I begin restricting carbs. On Wednesday I will begin to taper my fluids, eliminate all sodium, and bump up the carbs. Im going easy on the carbs. I dont want to spill over at the picnic so I may be a bit flat. I will start the Lasix on Thursday Morning.


You may want to do a shit load bro, but I would watch out if your worried about spilling over, on the bright side, you would look wicked if you hit the bathroom every 15 minutes or so, and do some toilet dips, and those famous Milos toilet paper curls (make sure to burnout).
Title: Re: Ever carb up, take lasix, and do synthol injections before the company picnic?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on August 19, 2007, 01:07:29 PM
or you can just not do anything, and drink-once you drink you will become a giant muscle man as well as a fearless MMA fighter, and will become irresistable to the women since it will make you better looking as well