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Title: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 04:14:12 AM
Hahahaha, I find myself doing it all the time in front of family or friends at work  ;D

for example yesterday, we were having a meeting about some new imaging software, and my boss was explaining that the company we were using had made a mistake with the number of liscences or some shit, and without even knowing it I said (rather loudly) "Oh brother! where do these clowns come from" hahahaha they all just looked at me a bit strange  :D

If anybody else is a victim of this, post your stories here!!!

Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: MikeThaMachine on August 17, 2007, 04:21:10 AM
HAHAHAHA Yes to many times to count, can't remember anything specific off the top of my head but I get allot of good material from this site but it seems most times I say shit and don't even realize it. Last week actually I was doing a light arm workout and yelled to a guy "30lb dumbbell curls in your face!!!".
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 04:24:19 AM
HAHAHAHA Yes to many times to count, can't remember anything specific off the top of my head but I get allot of good material from this site but it seems most times I say shit and don't even realize it. Last week actually I was doing a light arm workout and yelled to a guy "30lb dumbbell curls in your face!!!".

hahahahaha, classic stuff  ;D

Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: DK II on August 17, 2007, 04:39:04 AM
haha, my workmates give me strange looks all the time because i laugh ridiculously while looking at the screen.

but yes, it's very tempting to grin and say 'meltdown' when someone gets agitated or 'gayer than 2.5 lb pink dumbell curls' when someone cleans his coffe cup himself.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: davidpaul on August 17, 2007, 04:43:02 AM
No, I'm not homosexual.

Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: DK II on August 17, 2007, 04:43:59 AM
No, I'm not homosexual.



haha, very good!
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 05:06:41 AM
Gayer than denouncing talibans viewpoint towards women.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 05:09:06 AM
Gayer than denouncing talibans viewpoint towards women.

gayer than chey guevera
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 05:10:19 AM
Gayer than not daring to stop paying income tax.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 05:13:34 AM
gayer than stopping fights
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Option D on August 17, 2007, 05:15:28 AM
I say "brutal" and "epic" all the time now
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: MikeThaMachine on August 17, 2007, 05:16:34 AM
I say "brutal" and "epic" all the time now


Don't forget "Monster" and "Gayer than..."
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 05:17:27 AM
Gayer than respecting women.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: MikeThaMachine on August 17, 2007, 05:18:42 AM
Gayer than respecting women.


People actually do that ???
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 17, 2007, 05:19:38 AM
I actually say "hahahahaha" very sarcastically after making a joke now
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Option D on August 17, 2007, 05:20:45 AM

Don't forget "Monster" and "Gayer than..."

I say monster too. But im around campus and i want to say it but ill get in all kinds of trouble..I already said in one of my lectures "dude thats so gay" but i was talking about the amount of shit we had to read....I got in trouble, real talk. I told him "i dont mean gay as in homosexual i mean gay as in bad..." the professor said that was worse.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 17, 2007, 05:22:52 AM
we need to make a getbig encyclopedia.

your a fucking commy, i fucked your mommy in her tummy.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: MikeThaMachine on August 17, 2007, 05:25:22 AM
I say monster too. But im around campus and i want to say it but ill get in all kinds of trouble..I already said in one of my lectures "dude thats so gay" but i was talking about the amount of shit we had to read....I got in trouble, real talk. I told him "i dont mean gay as in homosexual i mean gay as in bad..." the professor said that was worse.

HAHAHAHA that's hilarious, I get your point though todays sosciety is filled with compasion for fagotry.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: B R on August 17, 2007, 05:48:19 AM
Brutal.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 06:05:54 AM
It sounds a bit cheesy when i use these words in my own language ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on August 17, 2007, 06:08:33 AM
It sounds a bit cheesy when i use these words in my own language ;D

compared to how your language sounds already?
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: jaejonna on August 17, 2007, 06:14:11 AM
I say EPIC, BRUTAL and MONSTER with greater frequency than most....

And the occaisinal gay joke ..... "He's so gay, if i punch him in the face its a hate crime " ..
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 06:16:07 AM
compared to how your language sounds already?

You can go to far broadstreet.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Tapeworm on August 17, 2007, 06:24:58 AM
Occasionally.  Usually doesn't go over to well.  :-\  Fat people don't like being told that their lack of willpower is sickening.

Once said a situation at work was gayer than chapstick.  No one knew wtf I was talking about.  ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: j3di3 on August 17, 2007, 06:34:40 AM
i use all the gayer than sentences from getbig on daily basis, my coworkers started quoting me already

gayer than anklesocks really caught on
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Option D on August 17, 2007, 06:40:50 AM
i use all the gayer than sentences from getbig on daily basis, my coworkers started quoting me already

gayer than anklesocks really caught on


dude that sucks.if i say any more thats gay jokes i get in trouble at school
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Joey Tito on August 17, 2007, 06:42:07 AM
Hahahaha, I find myself doing it all the time in front of family or friends at work  ;D

for example yesterday, we were having a meeting about some new imaging software, and my boss was explaining that the company we were using had made a mistake with the number of liscences or some shit, and without even knowing it I said (rather loudly) "Oh brother! where do these clowns come from" hahahaha they all just looked at me a bit strange  :D

If anybody else is a victim of this, post your stories here!!!



You're a limey idiot, mate. ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Option D on August 17, 2007, 06:46:34 AM
You're a limey idiot, mate. ::)

oh lord...the billionare midget has graced us with his presence
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: slaveboy1980 on August 17, 2007, 06:53:29 AM

dude that sucks.if i say any more thats gay jokes i get in trouble at school

freedom of speech!  also gay=happy ,so you can tell em your old english uncle told you that.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: DK II on August 17, 2007, 06:55:45 AM
freedom of speech!  also gay=happy ,so you can tell em your old english uncle told you that.

Are you saying that british people are gay, UK Gold being the prime example?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: CalvinH on August 17, 2007, 07:00:49 AM
I use epic alot,especially when playing softball.
"epic ground out to the shortstop"
also when playing golf
"epic tee shot into the woods"
 :-\
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: jaejonna on August 17, 2007, 07:05:09 AM
Brutal Project Status Report
Epic Exspense Account
Monster 900 pd. Gorilla
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Tapeworm on August 17, 2007, 07:06:55 AM
I talk to myself when I'm hiding in the tree blind during huntng season and drinking, waiting for a deer to come by, and there are all these happy looking families walking in the forest, and it's just me and my rifle up in the tree.  Just me and my rifle against the whole world.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 07:08:15 AM
You're a limey idiot, mate. ::)

Thanks Kiwiol, btw how is your made up life treating you?
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: jaejonna on August 17, 2007, 07:08:47 AM
Are you saying that british people are gay, UK Gold being the prime example?  ;D ;D
If getting fucked in the ass by a dildo was terrorism, UK gold would be 9/11
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: bigmc on August 17, 2007, 07:12:17 AM
Thanks Kiwiol, btw how is your made up life treating you?

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Option D on August 17, 2007, 07:21:33 AM
freedom of speech!  also gay=happy ,so you can tell em your old english uncle told you that.

Great thinking....Im gonna use that TODAY.....
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: JasonH on August 17, 2007, 07:36:23 AM
I use epic alot,especially when playing softball.
"epic ground out to the shortstop"
also when playing golf
"epic tee shot into the woods"
 :-\

haha - I've started saying "epic" a lot too. I said "owned" the other day in front of my wife and she had no idea what I was talking about.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Joey Tito on August 17, 2007, 07:44:36 AM
oh lord...the billionare midget has graced us with his presence

My arms, on a bad day at their peak, are much bigger than yours.  Come back down to the V so I can slap you around some more. 8)  Same goes for you, BigC. ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Monster_Everything on August 17, 2007, 07:54:19 AM
My arms, on a bad day at their peak, are much bigger than yours.  Come back down to the V so I can slap you around some more. 8)  Same goes for you, BigC. ;D
Kiwi, log out of Joey Tito then log in as Kiwi to reply to comments made towards 'kiwi' persona...

hope this helps

JJ
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Steve Pulcinella on August 17, 2007, 07:58:53 AM
Squadfather: "Get Big is my job"   ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Monster_Everything on August 17, 2007, 08:02:00 AM
Squadfather: "Get Big is my job"   ;D
translation : he is in your head after owning  hahahah
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Mars on August 17, 2007, 08:03:48 AM
(http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/65/maori9433.jpg)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Option D on August 17, 2007, 08:10:39 AM
My arms, on a bad day at their peak, are much bigger than yours.  Come back down to the V so I can slap you around some more. 8)  Same goes for you, BigC. ;D

well we have had a couple of votes already and i still win tatto....

"Look boss de plane de plane"
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Joey Tito on August 17, 2007, 08:12:30 AM
well we have had a couple of votes already and i still win tatto....

"Look boss de plane de plane"

Mine were a hair over 19 at their peak.  Yours are 18.  You do the math. :-* 8) :P :-X :o
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: spinnis on August 17, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
Ive used Epic referensens but translated to swedish lol, thatīs a first! :D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Option D on August 17, 2007, 08:16:28 AM
Mine were a hair over 19 at their peak.  Yours are 18.  You do the math. :-* 8) :P :-X :o

i can easily say mine are bigger than whatever you say.....so..the only way is to post pics...ill take one now and you take yours and we will see. short stuff
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 08:30:47 AM
who cares about your arm size, your both ugly nig nogs anyway
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: kiwiol on August 17, 2007, 08:34:20 AM
who cares about your arm size, your both ugly nig nogs anyway

LMFAO! Joey Tito ain't me dude - are you saying you can't see a difference ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: liberty on August 17, 2007, 09:00:57 AM
 ;D ;D I been using 'oh brother for so long now all my siblings say it...some co-workers...few neighbors....
It could go national...be up there with'groovy' 'bitchin' 'far out' 'yuh man'
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: The Luke on August 17, 2007, 09:32:49 AM
I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Joey Tito on August 17, 2007, 09:34:03 AM
I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke


Good one, 'skinflute' ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: ironneck on August 17, 2007, 09:45:09 AM
i usually use "schwuler als (insert something funny)"
which means gayer than in german

hahaha good stuff
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 09:46:41 AM
I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke


you forgot the part where you undid your belt and jumped out the car, and then ran up to the driver behind and said "Well stud, seeing as we're both parked up now we might as well get straight to the dogging"
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BB on August 17, 2007, 09:46:54 AM
Yes, specifically "Brutal" and "oh bother". The last time I can remember was buying lunch a few days ago, when I used the line "Brutal lack of meat on this sandwich" :rolleyes: :sigh: :)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: BigCypriate on August 17, 2007, 09:47:21 AM
i usually use "schwuler als (insert something funny)"
which means gayer than in german

hahaha good stuff

schwuler als ironnecks dad
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: ironneck on August 17, 2007, 09:51:52 AM
schwuler als ironnecks dad

schwuler als bigcypriate's cyber truppe ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: garraeth on August 17, 2007, 10:33:53 AM
funny thread...

I say "Safety fat" now when at places like the mall where tons (literally) of fatties are walking around...I can say that now, thank you.

And "meltdown" and "owned"

Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: DK II on August 17, 2007, 02:20:51 PM
schwuler als bigcypriate's cyber truppe ::)

lol
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on August 17, 2007, 02:41:32 PM
schwuler als ironnecks dad

lmao

ta ta
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: The Luke on August 17, 2007, 03:20:40 PM
you forgot the part where you undid your belt and jumped out the car, and then ran up to the driver behind and said "Well stud, seeing as we're both parked up now we might as well get straight to the dogging"

...careful now, the Armuricans won't know what the hell "dogging" is.


The Luke
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: MikeThaMachine on August 17, 2007, 04:46:29 PM
I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke



No offesne but you guys talk like fucking idiots... I would love to get stoned and hang out with ouy guys, I would be laughing my ass off the whole time.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: G o a t b o y on August 17, 2007, 06:42:08 PM
schwuler als the "Muscle Mob".  ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: SirTraps on August 17, 2007, 06:49:02 PM
I got a speeding ticket, the cop was a real prick and as i was handing him my license i said "calm down tiger it aint that serious"   ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Joey Tito on August 17, 2007, 06:49:42 PM

No offesne but you guys talk like fucking idiots... I would love to get stoned and hang out with ouy guys, I would be laughing my ass off the whole time.

You're so cool, "mike" ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: The Luke on August 17, 2007, 06:55:36 PM
My younger brother is doing a research project this summer.... he seems to have caught the GetBig lingo from me...

He showed an enzyme catalyzed reaction product to his solid-state chemistry professor with the words:
"Brutal oxidization!"

The prof, thinking this might just be the way young people speak these days continued his observations... (holding the test tube up to the light) "Seems the crystals have reacted with a phosphorous byproduct.... hmmmm."

My brother:
"Epic observation of the obvious..."

Professor:
"I'm not sure I understand you're meaning?"

My brother: (to the assembled crowd of researchers and PhD students)
"Tsch... fucken noobs"



The Luke
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: Joey Tito on August 17, 2007, 10:22:58 PM
My younger brother is doing a research project this summer.... he seems to have caught the GetBig lingo from me...

He showed an enzyme catalyzed reaction product to his solid-state chemistry professor with the words:
"Brutal oxidization!"

The prof, thinking this might just be the way young people speak these days continued his observations... (holding the test tube up to the light) "Seems the crystals have reacted with a phosphorous byproduct.... hmmmm."

My brother:
"Epic observation of the obvious..."

Professor:
"I'm not sure I understand you're meaning?"

My brother: (to the assembled crowd of researchers and PhD students)
"Tsch... fucken noobs"



The Luke

For months you went on and on about "sarcasm" being 14/15 years old.  Now that we know he's not, what do you have to say for yourself?

And don't say "Ask Ron" because Ron has publicly said you're full of shit.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: heavyNbasic on August 18, 2007, 12:56:31 AM
This thread is fuckin' hilarious bah.

I remember readin' "gayer than a lemon square" on here.  Use that a bit.  Funny stuff.
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on August 18, 2007, 01:46:25 AM
you forgot the part where you undid your belt and jumped out the car, and then ran up to the driver behind and said "Well stud, seeing as we're both parked up now we might as well get straight to the dogging"
hahah, classic big c.

while ive always used 'owned' in its various forms, lately ive been saying:
'MONSTER _______', 'BRUTAL _______', etc....and forget that most people wont really 'get it'.

also recently ive been saying OH BROTHER alot.
damn its funny how much the lingo on here has crept into my everyday speech ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???
Post by: freespirit on August 18, 2007, 03:50:10 AM
It sounds a bit cheesy when i use these words in my own language ;D

Yes it does.

compared to how your language sounds already?

You can go to far broadstreet.

Broadstreet is skating on the thinnest ice...